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Hey guys, i finally made it. Im not a Virgin anymore. Im 22 now,

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Hey guys, i finally made it. Im not a Virgin anymore. Im 22 now, i live in Germany and i am quite fat (120kg, 1.80m). Yesterday i had sex with a girl i met online. Maybe she isnt the sweetest woman on the World, but atleast she is a woman. It was awesome, it took me 5 minutes till i came inside her. And the best thing is, she wants to see me again.
i will reply with a picture of her. Pls dont Hate. Im so happy right now.

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Pic related, its her
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>>733794254

take your tiny faggot cock somewhere else.
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>>733794308
No, every cock has their beauty inside :)
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>>733794254
You only fucked her once?
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what the fuck did I just look at
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>>733794391
Yea, was my first time. Hopefully not the last
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>>733794254
Build yourself OP.... Get fit... Get a better bitch.

Grats tho, faggot.
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>>733794447
did you use protection?
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>>733794263
black eye?
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>>733794476
I'm really on my way. I lost 10kg last month. I know this isnt much for my weight, but its something. Im on my way, but its really hard for me. Food just tastes so good. But till my goal is reached, im a proud fat faggot
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>>733794254
Never cum in a woman without knowing if she is on the pill. I assumed you asked. Don't want to be stuck paying child support.
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>>733794254
>i came inside her
you're fucked
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Congrats
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>>733794576
I am infertile, (i hope this is the right word, im german so my english isnt the best.)

I know her since 1-2 months know. I think i can trust her
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>>733794576
You cant get prego the first time newfag underage b&
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>>733794254
Op fuck the fags won't lie girl not the cutest. But if you want to raise your average you have to lower your standard. Congrats man
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>>733794669
Congrats op, you're about 2 stone heavier than me so how did you convince her do fuck you.
Also why would you bother to find out your infertile if you've never had sex?
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>>733794857
Thanks. I know she had many Boyfriends which were fat. (not many, 2 Boyfriends). We are texting every day and sometimes (like deep in the night) were talking about sex and yea, so it wasnt "a completely new topic" for us. And Yesterday we were together in my room and after we ate pizza (how ironic..) i started to touch her and she didnt put my hands away and so it started. And sorry for my shitty english)
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>>733794555
Try raw cabbage + carrot salad
Zucchini and beef bake
If you got a blender - low fat cottage cheese blended with a dash of milk, vanilla sugar and banana (it has the consistency of yogurt)
Make dressing for tomato + lettuce + cucumber salat from Greek yoghurt, season with salt and pepper
Chicken fillet cut into pieces and fried on a drop of butter with curry or rosemary
Have a Tupperware with grated carrots in the fridge at all times, when the wish to snack comes, mince a clove of garlic on the carrots and add a dash of mayo/Greek yogurt (I noticed many are fond of this combination)
Try cold tea with Kornblume - it's good for slimming down plus the bitterness decreases immediate hunger
Snack on raw crunchy vegetables - carrots, broccoli, cauliflower
These things help me stay in shape and lose the couple of unwanted kilos that occasionally add up. Also this helped my SO lose quite a lot of weight without exercising and starving.

I'm happy to see /btards who take action instead of whining. Best of luck.
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>>733794254

Congrats. Take her out for food. Bitches like to eat.
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>>733794254
Nice job OP now get that stamina up. L-arginine and Horny Goat Weed.
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Fein gemacht. Ich würde ja sagen, du kriegst nen Keks, aber das wäre vermutlich nicht zielführend
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>>733794679
Really? Lol. Not sure if funny af or stupid af
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>>733795256
Dankeschön. Ein Keks wär super, aber ich gib mein bestes mich nicht verführen zu lassen.
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>>733795312
Genau das hast du doch gestern getan?
Spaß beiseite, gib uns ein paar Details mehr auf Deutsch. Wo kommt ihr her und alles?
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>>733794254
Mache alles!
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>>733794263
Thats a man.
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>>733795391
Wir kommen aus der Nähe von Berlin, etwa 20 Minuten mit den Auto weit weg. Kennegelernt habe ich sie auf Knuddels (Da musst du nix zu sagen..), Und joa, was gibts großartig zu erzählen. Wir haben echt nen haufen gemeinsamkeiten und wir verstehen uns gut. Seit gestern kriege ich keine Nachricht mehr von ihr, wo kein "Herz Emoji" hinter ist. Ist zumindest was positives. Aber ich habe jetzt keine Gefühle für sie
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you have to slay a dragon or 2 before you can get to the princess.
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Sorry for German guys, I need to tell this man something serious:


Im Gottes willen.
Mach Sport, Ernähr dich richtig, nimm ab. In 1 Jahr kannst Du schon schlank aussehen.
Du wirst doch mit fetten Weibern nicht glücklich.
Wenn Du mal schlank bist und eine wirklich tolle hübsche Frau kennenlernst , dann wirst Du vielleicht wahre Liebe kennenlernen. Der Aufwand lohnt sich.
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>>733795163
I've copied your guide and off shopping tomorrow :).

On a related note I just lost 2 pounds dropping this fucker.
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>>733795466
Kek
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>>733794254
Props op, good on you
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Thank you all guys
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>>733794263
she's 12 dude
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>>733794524
>came inside her
>did you use protection?
what?
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>>733794857
There are many chicks who like fat guys, but you won't find one if you're not looking or if you're trying to find a 10/10 qt 3.14
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Rainer bist dus?
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10kg in a month is actually really impressive op. Keep at it. And congrats on losing your virginity, once your firat couple times, the fear of sex goes away and your confidence goes up. Keep losing weight and having sex. Tbh she isn't bad looking for your size at all. If you are serious about your weight, try 30 to 45 minutes of cardiovascular exercise 3 times a week, and 30 minutes to 1 1/2 hours of weight or resistance exersice 3 times a week. If you are new to exersicing, this will guarantee you results fast.

When doing it, set measurable goals. For example start with trying 3km every cardiovascular day, for a total of 9km per week, once you legs stop hurting from that, try moving to 12km per week.
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>>733794254
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>>733799190
Thank you!
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>>733794254
>yesterday i had sex with a girl i met online
>i came inside her
dude, not only you could get her pregnant if she is not on the pill, you could get something from her if she is not clean ehhh
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>>733800280
Bitch looks like PCOS anyways, so it probs doesn't matter
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>>733794263
She may be a fat emo bitch but hey at least you got pussy
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>>733794254
Same boat OP, how did you pitch woo?
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>>733794679
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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>>733795638
kek
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>>733800280
OP says he's infertile. Read the thread you fucking mongoloid.
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>>733801154
She just likes to wear black. But im Happy. Her pussy was beautiful, shaved and tasted great
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>>733794679
This

I've been fucking my gf without protection no pill for a year now

Never once late on her period
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Fotzenhefzchen
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>>733804007
Fotze ist so ein schönes Wort.
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>>733794254
Ossi?
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>>733794254
Ur dick is a mess bro
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>>733804940
When im not Sexually stimulated, my dick always looked like a squashed sausage
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>>733796701
All true but where do you find women into bigger guys.
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>>733794263
Could be worse, did you enjoy it?
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>>733805562
Yea. i really enjoyed it. She smelled good, she tasted good, everything was fine. She's okay
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>>733795603
Blödsinn, es kommt auf die Einstellung an, die man zu sich selbst hat. Wenn du ständig so denkst, wirst du auch verrückt. Es ist nie verkehrt, sich gesund zu ernähren und in Bewegung zu bleiben, sich mit den Dingen zu beschäftigen, die man sich täglich zuführt... aber dieses "body shaming" führt zu nix. Er ist glücklich und hat Blut geleckt, ist doch gut.
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>>733805678
I'm german too, but since other anons want to share your story... I'm happy for you. Sex is a great thing and now you've found someone you can share everything with. Have fun exploring more and more and take care.
Also didn't know Knuddels was still a thing.
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Congratulations in losing your virginity with a "normal" woman.
I lost my virginity when I was 23 years old to a whore last year and I feel ashamed about it.
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>>733806160
Nah, things will work out just fine. Be positive about it and you will not regret it. Was it at least a good experience?
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>>733806160
I dont think whores are bad. If i had the money, i think i would fuck every day a whore. But i hope, i dont need things like whores anymore. I have her, i know she isnt a 10/10 but, it could be worse :)
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