there is no secrets thread. lets have a secrets thread.

BUMPS

>>733786492
sometimes i bump threads

>>733786492
I know it's the same anon that post this thread around 6 AM everyday.

>>733786492
I'm Kira

I'm sorry I missed it.
Happy birthday you cunt.

>>733786492
i purposefully shut down the line at the factory I worked at to have an hour break and it ended up breaking for real and we got 4 hours of no work

>>733786492


...... back in 2000, I was the one who let the dogs out.

I heard people have been asking.

I'm sorry.

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

>>733787500
>I'm sorry.
tell it to the judge

>>733787507
story

I want to cum all over my mom's and sister's juicy feet. I masturbate to them almost daily. Is it weird?

I want to suck a shemale dick and swallow the cum but im not gay.

>>733787622
stop pretending to ask like your innocent

>>733787319
I love you damnit come back

I know I'm a narcissist and I'll freely admit that. It gets me attention and since people IRL already hate me enough, I go on here and lure (You)s

>>733787599

i was giving her oral sex and she looked like she was horny. so i got on top of her and tried to put it inside her vagina and she hugged me and so it went in and i came in less than 2-3 minutes.

>>733786492

I wanna become a futa with big boobs and suck on futa dick

>>733787692
>but i'm not gay
kek

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>>733787507
>>733787918

>>733788239

lol. its the turth.

>>733788277
lol ok...

>>733786492
Banged my step-sister while in HS. She was 2 years older than me.

>>733787737
Yeah but like why and how weird is it? If they're hot I'm just supposed to go "oh whoops it's my mom and sister so I won't get a boner"? No, I'm not going to initiate anything, obviously, but how on earth is it possible for a straight guy not to have a sexual attraction to a hot woman just because it's his mom or sister?

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

i like things

bmpp

>>733789256
Droom verder, homo.

I let my nieces shower with me when they stay at my place.

>>733786492
Not my secret but still.

My friend told me his dad is fucking his neighbour and she is HOT.

His dad is a bald manlet with a miserable personality so I don't get it.

His dad has a fat annoying gf and she is clueless

I just destroyed a really sweet girls heart, almost unknowingly. No one knows, I think I'l tell it to a friend tonight.

>>733790396
Nice, pics?

I keep recordings of important things and plan to share them with the world :3

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>>733790729
on right

>>733791013
She looks like filth

>>733791167
Does she really?

i got my housemate fired from his job, he didnt bring beers to the house party.

I SECRETELY DON'T HATE NIGGERS

BUT EVERYONE THINKS I DO CUZ IT'S FUNNY TO YELL THAT YOU HATE THEM

FUCKING NIGGER THREAD

OP IS A NIGGER

>>733791013
>>733791167
It's hard to tell if she is filthy.

She's got a bf and she's apparently fucking my mates dad though so...

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>>733787500

My fonger tried to car me in the back of my mom

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>>733791013
Would love to fuck her

>>733791516
Holy shit. This is it guys. The worst secret out there.
I hope that you are well.

I actually really have loved you the whole time.
Despite what you think, since things have been far from a fairytale, I can't not think about you every fucking day.
It's not as if you don't fuck with my head either. I'm nowhere near innocent, however nor are YOU,
You piss me the fuck off, but every fucking part of me loves you.

Finally learned not to tell you about any feels I have though. Won't make that mistake fucking ever again.
I love you, so much.

Sometimes when I housesit for a friend for a few days, and I get to be completely alone for that entire duration, I take some acid and ecstasy, crossdress, and watch porn and fuck myself with a dildo all night. The entire process takes around 6-7 hours, I usually start around 9 or 10pm, and go on until about 4 or 5am.

I've been thinking about renting a hotel room for a night just so I can do this with even more privacy, and not have to be paranoid about someone stopping by in the middle of the night

13 years ago I had a threesome with two of my ex's cousins. Both are married now but they still hit me up for some sexy time.

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

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I'm really pissed off at nearly everything for no reason and I don't know why.
I want it to stop.

>>733792043
Fag

>>733792167
Get out in the sun bro

>>733792081
Sounds pretty dope, go for it

>>733792222
Must be true

>>733792159

how old were you?

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>>733792248
Honestly I would throw myself into it if that solved the problem

>>733790396
>bald manlet
>miserable personality
George Costanza is your mates dad?

>>733792317
>were
>*are
fixd

i'm about 6yrs older

>>733792269
I'm a bit of a sexual deviant and perverted masturbation addict. The first time I thought "what if I went 2 weeks without jerking off and then took ecstasy and blew my load in a glorious and amazing fap session?" Well halfway through it, I decided crossdressing was really fucking hot and shaved myself clean and threw on some women's clothes, and apparently I look good as a woman because I kept looking in the mirror and thinking "man I really want to fuck myself." I added the acid in later, because apparently there's no greater drug combo than MDMA/LSD.

I've done the combo once, and though I can say I definitely had a good time, I can't be entirely sure how good of a time, because I sort of browned out for most of it, and it was over before I knew it.

>>733792483

we already talked about this. had something similar to yours. but bigger gap.

heaven is real anon.

>be me
>asexual
>aromantic
>emotionless
I feel dead inside, been trying to find some sort of mental illness since illness=medicine and I want to get better. So far, hits include Aspergers and Schizoid PD.

All I do is drift around, doing whatever that needs doing and following orders from whoevers in charge. I feel robotic and I'm okay with this. What do you think I should do /b/?

>>733792533
she is an awesome fuck. shes on bc so we dont always use a condom.

>>733792574
Talk to a psychiatrist, for one. You want to find what kind of mental illness you have? Ask someone who went to school for years and practiced in that field for years for that sole reason

>>733787319
Are you? so kill mssadsjsabjolasfjiasp;;;;;adssadas

>>733786492
I fucked my autistic friend's autistic girlfriend several times.

She was a total nympho and squirted like crazy.

>>733792750
What'd she look like though?

>>733792677
>shes on bc

it is more exciting when she cant be on birth control for "impractical" reasons.

and it is also a lot more scarier. much much much more scarier.

>>733787464
I dream of doing things like this at work, but I'm in hospitality and it's terrible for business so it's a win/lose/lose again situation.

>>733786492
I've been fucked by shemale prostitutes 3 times and I love it.

I'm scoping out my next one.

My fear of commitment and social anxiety prevents me from just being a slut and going to gay spots to get plowed.

>>733792880

homosexuals deserve death.

>>733792738
lollololololololllolo

>>733792790
basic florida white girl.

she had a juicy ass though and these delightful, small and perky tits.

>>733792704
Been in my list of things to do for years now. I started noticing my behaviour at 13, am 19 now and still act spergy and over react to things.

My parents arent the type of people to believe mental illnesses. Yes, they know it exists and people can have it but if their children had it then that means they fucked up in the process and they sure as hell wont admit they fucked up.

>>733792901
everyone deserves death. that's why it happens to -everyone-

>>733792802
yeah, we only use a condom about 1/4 of the times, cum in her most of the other times. still kinda risky but worth it imo

>>733792750
>>733792929
Any pics? Doing research

>>733793268
no, and I lost her facebook.

I tried finding her once but she has a very generic name.

>>733792486
Is there anything holding you back?

>>733793128
Hey man, you are still young. You should get some therapy when you can. And since you are 19 your parents don't even need to know about it, unless you have financial problems. But even then there are groups you can meet with and talk.
If they think that it means "they fucked up" - well - that's just stupid, it has nothing to do with them fucking up, people make mistakes. And honestly, don't think too much about your parents feelings in this matter - this is your life, you are still young, go get better friend.

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I pemis

>>733793128
Actually anon - promise me that you will go talk to a psychiatrist. Alright?

>>733792574
I'm in the same situation,

Aspergers, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder.

I'm currently switching around on different medications, but so far nothing I like yet.
Everything changes who I am not for the better. I'm a different person or I can nolonger regulate my emotions effectively, one made me unnecessarily violent.
I don't know if I should continue.

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me (male) and my male cousin touched each others dick when we were 8, no fapping though.
we did it as a game. one laid in bed as the husband, the other one played the wife touching from behind.
we also looked up models in underwear catalogues.
didn't watch one gay porn and had sex with several women.
guess it was just experimenting.

>i hate captchas

Killed a hobo years back