Poat your childhood fap material
>>733784680
my sister wouldnt like her pics up
>>733784810
Do it
>>733784680
Holy shit! Me too.
>>733784680
alicia fkn silverstone
>>733785588
Bet dubs don't match your file size fags. Get REKT.
Wait for this to load up and pump as quickly as you can.
>>733786298
Fuck yeah, hoof-toed Kate is a classic
Fap alot of times to this Yellow Beauty...
>>733786768
I beat it to that RS so many fucking times lol. Shit was HOT
>>733784680
Natasha Henstridge
>>733787211
>>733785677
/thread
It was some pic of Tera Patrick standing in white panties somewhere outdoors that I found on my brothers computer, don't have it anymore.
Oldfag
>>733784680
>childhood fap
I refuse to believe there is no 2d here unless your all old fags
>>733787436
The day I stumbled upon Lion King porn blew my fucking mind as a kid.
So many would-be children have died prematurely over this picture
>>733787763
Her in the hooker boots and fishnet stockings in the "Only Happy When It Rains" video had me spillin massive nutt when i was a young teen. I recorded it on VHS and would pause it when she crouches down. That thick black line of fishnet that runs up the back of her thighs got me diamonds everytime.
>>733788782
hi anon
>>733788964
>>733788782
>>733788782
>That thick black line of fishnet that runs up the back of her thighs got me diamonds everytime
Don't cum too hard now.
>>733789055
>>733788782
>>733788782
>>733789179
>>733784680
>>733789055
>>733788782
that feeling when I had the perfect webm for anon and he left before he could see it. feelsbadman
Before Baywatch and way before she got fat.
>>733789408
This. Still fap to this.
>>733789490
And you shall right now.
if I'm being honest
>>733784680
Long before she went ape shit
>>733789644
Someone understands me!
>>733784680
>>733789935
while searching for that picture, I found this production still from the original Alien. If I remember correctly, you don't see her tits in the movie. So this is exciting to me.
>>733789469
>>733789483
I cant be the only one who fapped to a teenage nicole eggert back in the day
I was looking at people my age, so that's not a viable option here.
Angel Boris PB 96
>>733790150
>>733786768
Who is she?
>>733790482
Christina Aguilera, dummy
>>733790056
>that fifth element bikini
>>733791174
Blew many, many loads to this scene.
Loni Sanders . Fuck me she gave amazing BJs.
Check out the film Sex Boat, a classic "golden era" porno film in which she stars.
>>733791300
i disappoint.
wish never saw em.
was in love with her since im a little dude tho
>>733792334
this one so many times
>>733792339
they looked nicer when she got older...
>>733786747
her striptease with the 2 other chicks was amazing
>>733787863
My racially challenged friend.
>>733787863
Same here
>>733787674
Oh hell yeah. The Spice Girls were prime fapping material back when I was a teenager. The naked pictures of Geri was the first porn I ever looked up on the Internet.
>>733788520
Yes, epic tits. Shame about the face though.
>>733789408
Came buckets to this many times.
So many times to Laetitia Casta
>>733784680
Christina Applegate
She was so sexy
>>733784680
#1 and her in An American Werewolf in London. Yummy.
>>733794974
RIP tits
>>733789408
[insert true lies comment]
sabrina
>>733784680
Britney
>>733787531
>>733787557
great shout
Yep. Old fag checkin in.
still get me hard
jamie lee curtis in trading places
on work computer so cant post pic soz
>>733795333
Better than jerking it to hardcore porn at age 14 like some do it nowdays.
the petite bitch in the middle
ENDLESSLY..........
>>733789666
Hail satan
>>733784680
>>>733795333
>Better than jerking it to hardcore porn at age 14 like some do it nowdays.
>Samefagging
I decided to make this and nothing else object of todays masturbation
>>733795407
>>733790056
how the fuck have i never seen this? Fapdrive re-engaged.
>>733784680
Plebs
>>733795032
Re-watching the "Hit Me Baby" reminds me of how torturous puberty was. The utterly endless sexual frustration. Jacking off 5 times a day because you HAD to. I might still occasionally jack off multiple times a day, but at least now I do it because I WANT to. Once I'm done, the itch has been scratched and I can get on with my day. Back then the urges just never left.
Where my PSM swimsuit issue niggas at?
Kirsten always got me hard
>>733796145
Taкe
>>733784845
no belly button???
>>733786390
?? At least use a picture with dubs as the filesize then you fucking moron
>>733789015
>>733789552
>>733795175
>>733793432
>>733789408
>>733789490
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>733787115
who????????
>>733786747
i thought she supposedly had a club foot
>>733796290
So many loads
>>733789552
go look in the mirror monster face
>>733796866
same
>>733795915
too modern, pleb
>>733784680
>>733787211
Main Reason for watching Species
>>733797016
T H I C
fucking disgusting.
>>733796866
>>733796904
>celeb
are the youth of the world getting dumber?
>>733796145
lol i remember this! Fuck yea
Kelly Bundy
>>733797790
saved
Also upload one Lupo image
>>733799001
and Mrs. Bundy
>>733799980
you are weird
>>733784680
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.
It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.
I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.
>>733793778
>>733799980
Not into Mom/Daugher faps? Your loss.
>>733799980
Loved Mrs. BUNDY didn't see what Al's problem was, I would habe ben ontop of her all the ficking time.
>>733800475
Remember Marcy's slut ot a niece, Amber?
>>733800663
juliet tablak or something like that
>>733793778
Tidus?
>>733800663
Oh I do. They had a lot of super hot women on that show.
>>733796004
that's a very proper description, Sir
These were the times...
>>733795722
Amazing figure. Butter face
>>733792548
Yes. Yeeees.
>>733784680
I went to school with her.
Sat next to her in Phys.Ed.
>>733795560
I slept with the girl from Hanson.
Real oldfag reporting in!
>>733786298
post hoof plz
>>733802662
My nigga...I watched it all the time in reruns, and Jan was my girl. Also, this little nugget from the 80s was my go-to for pubescent fantasies.
Yall youngfags know nothing about true vintage faps. Many night spent as a teen watching pic related just hoping for a tit and some moans
Bless you, Vince
>>733803149
stfu newfag
>>733803193
>>733803149
Sheeeeeeiiiiiiiit, channel 88 and 91 were on constant loop when I was in middle school. I actually remember recording it on a vhs then fucking with the tracking to try and warp it back into place
>>733789015
Fave Night Court Scene -
Chrisine: (trying to snap Bull out of hypnosis by saying key phrase) I want to be your LOVE SLAVE!
Bull: Christine you're making my brain sweat.
>obligatory post
>>733784680
can't believe no one's posted Rhonda. My sad teen Friday nights were spend with this beauty on USA UP All Night
No SI yet? I encased this issue in buckets.
Queen of nostalgia faps
More than half of the jizz my body has made in its life was lost due to this woman. I regret nothing. I just lost some more now.
Who remembers Rocki Roads?
I saw Martha Washington's ankle when I was 6. Never got over it.
>>733804319
>>733804319
Had many goof faps to her and this one.
>>733789424
Gawd damn the memories!!!!
Still real oldfag checking in again!
>>733795203
I loved her nip slips during her music videos
>>733804884
muh nigga!
>>733803654
You sir, are a man around men
>>733804884
Hubba hubba
>>733804805
wow she gave me a boner every morning
>>733805415
holy shit, i had forgotten about her. some serious old faggery
>>733787387
Beat me to it.
Fuuuuck she was hotter than a $2 pistol
>>733784680
I had Octopussy on my VHS tape. I used to play this scene over and over again. This was literally my first fap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9y0hA5YjQ
This was a poster in some gaming magazine in the late 90s or early 2000s. Can't remember. What I do remember is that I had been humping my pillow for a few months and cumming clear liquid before I saw this. It was the first picture I ever came to. That poor, poor crusty pillow got plowed to this pic for weeks.
My first fap was to the love making scene in the bar at the end of The Accused. Good times.
>>733787387
Remember by hs principal had this poster hanging in his office. Cool dude.
>>733805353
was this from fast times at ridgemont high?
>>733805716
Her name is Tina Hudson. Just thought you would like to know who your first fap was.
>>733790102
You're not the only one mmmmm
Joey Lauren Adams. Fapped to her many times... Funny cause I turned out gay.
>>733794974
Sooooooo many times
>>733805716
Bond girls used to be ridiculously hot.
This bitch all day long.
>>733806617
that movie was made something like 55 years ago. That was when my grandparents were young.
>>733803963
oh fug
>>733806809
I feel sorry for old people. They didn't have the ability to watch fappable things when they were young. Imagine having to try to memorize Grace Kelly when you went to see her in a movie so you could replay her back later during your alone time.
Am I the only one that would fap to Elvira?
>>733803345
there was a little trick you could do with a piece of tin foil and wire to clean up the signal with out local station.
>>733807094
no.. sad I lost everything about her
>>733805554
Oooooh ya
my dad had many issues of Playboy, but this one with Shelly Jamison was the one I snuck out of his stack the most. always had to make sure not to get cum on the pages.
>>733806969
We had brains capable of remembering things then.
>>733807094
fapped to her in the 80s and still do
>>733787211
Loved that movies as a kid, should watch it again...
>>733805554
What she look like now?
>>733790130
Favorite playmate ever
>>733803149
Black box ftw
>>733795560
Cynthia from malcom in the middle. The episode about her boobs was my first time cumming from jerking off
>>733784680
She looks radioactive
>>733790684
She was hotter before she went and became an edgy ho.
>>733806969
and photography was also a thing.
>>733806969
ADHD hadn't been invented yet.
>>733806809
I was 6
>>733799980
this right here was most definitely my childhood fap...
>>733808296
This scene man i came hard. Next few years were spent cumming to desperate housewives lol
>>733808296
She is absolutely stunning. The romantic retard in me still thinks I'm going to marry her.
>>733809142
Yea she is... Im working on another load for her at the very moment
>>733786710
hahahahaha
I just thought "ain't that the bitch with the hooves?"
>>733809452
Damn it the nostalgia in this board. Me too
Ginger Lynn of course! I don't know how often I've fucked this goddess - in my dreams.
Christy Canyon...
Vintage men's mags - amateurs
Asia Carrera...
Seka...
Space camp...
Desiree Cousteau...
Petra Verkaik
Raven de la Croix, one of Russ Meyer's beauties...
>>733811361
Petra's face reminds me a bit of the current FLOTUS.
Kay Parker! How can I forget this woman?
>>733787763
She's a good singer but I never found her sexually attractive. I never got that.
Keisha...
>>733786747
>>733792587
>>733796631
Best lap dance ever:
PornHub: 1194058820
loling at the 40yo+ faggots in this thread
you were supposed to have a life by now, you pathetic reatrds
>>733812087
>you were supposed to have a life by now
We have them and are living them. What are you doing?
Anna Ventura...
>>733812087
>you pathetic reatrds
oh the irony
>>733812087
That's OK. We laugh at your loli, trap and dick rate threads
I hated sports but I'm glad my dad liked them.
When I was 12 Melissa JH was the center of my thoughts
I can not find it anymore but there was a young mariah carey nude on roller skates but I have looked for years and can not find the image anymore
>>733812266
I actually am very happy to see that not everybody here is a fat edgy 14 yo who likes anime. It's good to know there are some decent human beings out there shitposting and lurking right now.
Comfypepe.jpg
>>733811848
Kay Parker and Honey Wilder. God, I came countless times to them.
Anyone got that weird 90's one with that little blonde french one in the cult , vampire blood bdsm?!
>>733812163
>We have them and are living them.
>on 4chan /b/, a site for adolescent cartoon watchers
Literally no one believes you.
>>733812240
>he doesn't understand what irony means
>>733812266
>not being an old pathetic faggot means you visit "x" type of thread
No wonder you ended up here at your age. Your peers realized you're fucking stupid.
Honestly, being toddler-brained is what seems to be the common denominator among the no-lives who even bothered trying to defend their indefensible selves.
>>733812570
I'm glad that I'm not the only one.
I could have uploaded numerous more goddesses from the Golden Age. This time will never come back.
>>733794757
yep. those tits.
>>733812564
Go back to facebook if you don't like the people who actually belong here.
>>733812564
So true!
>>733812682
You think like a child
>When I'm grown up, I will stop liking video games and 4chan, I swear! I am allowed to be immature right now, but you are not!
Nigger you can make salaries in a year others can only dream of and still browse 4chan
>>733812814
Your entire post consisted of "no u". You're confirmed for having a toddler brain.
>>733812682
>>733812087
Samefagging this hard. Clearly butthurt to the nth degree.
But too stupid just to leave a thread he doesn't like.
>>733812880
>Samefagging
No fucking duh, retard.
>>733812872
>Your entire post consisted of "no u"
You are right. Except it does not.
>>733812943
I love the fact that all your posts are reddit spaced as well. Really hammers home the point that you don't belong here.
>>733812931
>No fucking duh, retard
Conflates
>Duh
and
>No shit
To produce a meaningless post. But still posts in a thread he doesn't like
>>733812991
Paragraphs weren't invented and exclusively used on reddit.
>>733813075
>can't parse "no duh" with an expletive for emphasis
>remains in thread to vent on how butthurt he is that someone told him the truth about how pathetic he is
>>733813090
>doesn't actually understand what a paragraph is
No wonder your peers never respected you. You have my permission to go back to your home site now.
>>733813260
He really expects someone to read this mess lol
>>733813260
You're fun. I like you.
>>733812773
>i said not only
>i don't have normiebook ans never had
>found the fat 14yo edgelord
>i don't think 14yo belong here but who am i to judge?
Why try to exclude oldfags? They belong here too
>>733813732
>still trying to defend himself
>desperate for the last word because no one irl respects him
Sad. Run along home now.
>>733813732
nobody belongs here
nobody
but here we are
>>733813940
>how normies and newfags rationalize ruining the site with their presence
So odd that a thread about childhood fap material is one of the most civil I've seen on this site.
>>733813838
>am not an oldfag if you assumed that
>you know shit about me
>make random claims
>that anon loves anime
>he is fat and gay
>nobody loves him
Sad. You can leave now.
See what i did there?
>>733814046
>still trying to defend himself
>desperate for the last word because no one irl respects him
Sad. Run along home now
>>733813940
Yeah either nobody or everybody. Can agree with you tho
>>733814112
>tho
>types like a nigger
>thinks his opinions matter
>>733814046
>See what i did there?
Yep. Made yourself look even more of a dumb cunt than before
>>733812413
that's hot
>>733814106
Never surrender.
>>733814249
Holy shit all those triggered weaboos
>>733789644
>>733789935
>>733790056
fuck yes, that was definitely one of the things that made me realise i was deffo into other women.
i molested the couch watching this many a time.
>>733814349
Even dumber
>>733814694
>calling everybody dumb without debunking or basicly saying anything with value
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTVvmCAEg3A
>>733787387
every old fag had one on their bedroom wall. I did
>>733814769
>4chan is reddit or high school debate club
>>733789408
Trading. Places.