Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

>>733782628
kill yourself faggot

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>>733782772

Nah dude. Nah.

26 y/o not ugly female virgin here, let's bump it.

>>733783207

ITT: Fake news.

>>733783281
K

>>733783207

Tits or GTFO

>>733782628
Why does my ass bleed after I eat hot wings?

>>733784213

All that gay sex has weakened your rectal mucosa.

>>733784292
Should I switch to mild?

>>733783993
Here you go ( . Y . )

even if you are unlucky with assuming women why have you never hired an escort? it seems retarded to go to 34 without fucking a prostitute..

>>733784450

Yes. Or smaller cocks.

>>733784565

I am poor and I am a fucking pussy.

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>>733782628
>34

Why are you still alive?

>>733784617
even poor people can hire escorts, ever heard of saving??

>>733784661

Because I am a little bitch.

>>733784685

I have. But paying 500€ for a few hours of fun seems rather irrational at my current level of income.

are you trolling us?

I'm 36 and in the same boat buddy!

>>733785168

No.

>>733784483
Made me kek.

bump fuckers

>>733782628

Lost mine at 38 to a 23 year stripper old who looked like Franziska Facella.

Get in shape and start going to strip clubs. That made me more relaxed around women and you might get lucky with a stripper.

>>733784922
may be a lot of money but dont you think its worth having sex after 34 years

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>>733786631

Currently trying to get in shape. Unfortunately, I haven't made to much progress yet (pic related)

>>733786794

Good enough. As long as you aren't fat or skinny-fat.

>>733782772
thats not a question

>>733787076

The fuck is skinny fat?

How many kidney stones have you had?

>>733787180

0

>>733783207
Are you fat? Do you have a big butt?

>>733787110
google it, dingus

>>733787110

Not overweight, but with a high percentage of body fat and low percentage of lean muscle.

>>733787288

No. See >>733786794

>>733787517
You haeb smol cocc? Show coc plox

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>>733787604

>>733787466
If they were to get in shape would they have to loose wait or gain muscle first?

>>733782628
do u wanna stop being a virgin?

or have u reached a point where u dont care anymore

>>733787702
Wtf aren't you getting laid agian?

Is your face that ugly or are you autistic af

>>733783207
>26yo female
>virgin
>not ugly
why virgin then?

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>>733787777

>>733787702
Kid

You are 9.5/10 sexy
No lie

Where you live that u can't get laid my sonny boy

>>733787731

Why not both? Their problem isn't overeating, it's just not exercising.

>>733787824
>Where you live that u can't get laid my sonny boy
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

>>733788039
I mean, spend some time in the nearest big city. Go to any bar and talk to random girls/guys whatever. Make friends and talk about shit. What are you afraid of

>>733787797

Autistic af.

>>733788216
Don't be a pussy
Some people will like how weird you are you know

Is it bad that I'm 18 but never had sex? I've kissed and all that, just never went further

>>733788410
>Some people will like how weird you are you know

Haven't found anyone in 34 year though. And it's not that I never left the house.

>>733788592
Online dating?

>>733788657

Yes. Tinder and some German platform

>>733788592
Keep try
nobody said u gotta be autistic and ronery

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do you like jayden's butt?

>>733789016
Ich bin auch sehr autistische und ich habe muchas freunden

>>733789086

Yep.

>>733789104

Lügen.

Do you wish your situation would change or don't you care anymore?

>>733782628
Wot type of pron you jerk it to?

26 year old virgin reporting.

>>733789329

And my axe

Let's see how many 25+ virgins we can get in here

>>733789239

Changes from day to day.

>>733789302

Just vanilla stuff. Stuff like gonewild or those pictures you said you wouldn't share threads here.

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>>733782628
28 and I dont even care.

24, banged a girl once. Suck it, losers :)))":)):))):):))::))):::)

So you are virgin active?

>>733784483
This is why you are a virgin

>>733782628
what kind of magical powers have you gotten?

>>733790126

None. It's all a trick.

>>733789534
25 joined the group.
It will come. My social attitude has improved lately so it should increase the chances.

Although still a pussy who won't ask out a girl that is potentially interested.

You know, OP, you could easily lose it to a chubby if asked by demand, but it really depends on how much you are willing to throw away your standards or do it with someone you find unattractive.

>>733790323
>You know, OP, you could easily lose it to a chubby if asked by demand, but it really depends on how much you are willing to throw away your standards or do it with someone you find unattractive.

I would had no problem doing it with a chubby (unless it's the American definition of chubby a.k.a. morbidly obese).

Can you throw fireball, or use any another magic?

>be 26
>lost virginity at 23
>haven't had sex since
>get to feel boss in this thread :D

ah yes hello there herr grocer
you must have been making these threads for a couple years now
I'm 10 years younger and have stayed a virgin all the same
really no point in trying to lose it
but then again I also don't have much willpower to continue living either

>>733789166
>Lügen
What happens when you talk to people?
They respond a certain way
People are all computers
Just remember that people are simple. You are always teaching them how to treat you. There are a few varieties but most of the time people are simple and responsive to weird shit like body language and compliments. Anything can be learned with practice.

>>733790400

Nope.

>>733790435

You're welcome.

>>733790504

You are young bitch. When I was your age, I was still getting drunk every weekend.

>>733790559

Computers are actually pretty fucking complicated.

>>733782628
Why have you not made a Tinder yet?

>>733790709

I have. I had maybe two dozen matches in a year (excluding bots). And no fucking reply.

>>733790919
Damn you must be a Ugly mofo

>>733782772
summer fag

>>733791299

I'm pretty average looking.

24 virgin reporting sir!

>>733782628
here's my question, right

I kissed a girl in kindergarten, so i was literally 6 or 7. am i technically kissless or should i take what i can get

>>733791604
Well you were in your mother´s vagina so technically you are not even a virgin. Congratz on you amazing logic.

>>733791686
no, i maintain that im kissless, just wondering if i could get out of it since i met the girl i kissed back then recently and she reminded me. i don't even remember it

>>733790683
>STILL getting drunk
but that's the thing
I never got drunk every weekend
that must be why I'm an engineer and you're a grocer

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>>733782628

>>733790683
>Computers are actually pretty fucking complicated.
Practice being engaging rather than inclusive with your thoughts
That's what it took for me

>>733792012
Sry bout that mean comment. Im feeling like shit myself right now. So bad actually that I am apologizing to random people.

God damn I need a hug. Or any emotional warmth. That chick broke me over 5 years ago. And I still could not fix myself 100%.

But hey I might get lucky soon. Any advice on reviving my half dead emotions?

>>733792056

I work in a grocery. I'm actually a molecular biologist.

>>733790391
top kek