If Christian Bale were a lawyer he'd be Christian Bail.

If. Christian Bale was hay, he would be Christian Bale

If Christian Bale were a weatherman, he'd be Christian Hail.

If Christian Bale was a nutritionist, he'd be Christian Kale.

If Christian Bale was a park ranger, he'd be Christian Trail.

If Christian Bale were an author, he would be Christian Tale

If Christian Bale was a brewmaster, he'd be Christian Ale

>>733714193
If Christian Bale was a furry, he would be Christian Tail

If Christian Bale were a pirate, he would be Christian Sail.

If Christian Bale were OP, he'd be Christian Fail.

>>733714193
If Christian Bale was a pirate, he would be Christian Sail

If Christian Bale doesn't get dubs, he'd be Christian Fail.

>>733714193
If Christian Bale was an atheist, he would be just Bale.

>>733714193

If Christian Bale were a craftsman, he'd be Christian Nail.

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>>733714193

If Christian Bale were blind, he'd be Christian Braille.

If Christian Bale were a professor, he would be Christian Yale

>>733715646
Fuck, you beat me to it

>>733714193
If Christian Bale were me he'd be Christian Fail.

If Christian Bale were on Tumblr, he would be Christian Whale

If Christian Bale were a pornstar, he would be Christian Nail

If Christian Bale was a liberal, he'd be Christian Fail

>>733714193

If Christian Bale were a mailman, he'd be Christian Mail.

>>733715756
>i see what you did there

>>733714193
IF Christian Bale was rolled up in a wad of hay he'd be Baled Christian.

>>733715775
>>733715683
>>733715741

I was too slow.
I fail again.

Fml

>>733714193
If Christian Bale was Hillary Clinton, he'd be Christian Jail

If Christian Bale were a marine biologist, he'd be Christian Whale.

>>733714193
If Christian Bail would be a cocaine seller, he would he Christian Rail

If Christian Bale has a seizure, he would be Christian Flail

If Christian Bale was a furry, he'd be Christian Tail.

If Christian Bale were an albino, he'd be Christian Pale.

if Christian Bale was a windstorm he'd be Christian Gale

>>733714193
If Christian Bale was a man's man he'd be Christian Male

If Christian Bale were a flea market proprietor, he'd be Christian Sale.

>>733714193
Phoenix Wright?

if Christian Bale was a religion troll he'd be Christian Bait

>>733714193
If Christian Bale were here he'd be sucking my dick

If Christian Bale moved really slowly, he'd be Christian Snail.

If Christian Bale were an oilman, he'd be Christian Shale.

If Christian Bale sold diamonds, he would be Christian Zales

if christian bale was an old joke hed be christian stale

if christian bale had a BBC hed be christian rail.

If Christian Bale were blind, he'd be Christian Braille.

If Christian Bale were a bird, he'd be Christian Quail.

if christian bale was blind hed be christian braille

If Christian Bale was a muslim, he'd be Christian Veil

>>733716549
>>733716478
fuck

If Christian Bale were a demon, he'd be Christian Baal.

>>733714193
If Christian Bale were a mollusk he'd be Christian Snail

if christian bale was a religious person hed be a christian male.

if christian bale was a criminal hed be christian jail.

>>733714193
If Christian Bale converted to Islam, he'd be a terrorist and child rapist.

If Christian Bale were a big guy he'd be Christian Bane.

>>733714193
If Christian Bale were a bucket he'd be Christian Pail

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>>733714193
if Christian Bale were a vice president he'd be Christian Quayle

If Christian Bale was boring as fuck, he'd be Christian Stale

If Christian Bale was black, he'd be a nigger

>>733716781
>>733716838
It has to rhyme you autists

GOD

>>733716911
Based dubs.

>>733716400
If Christian Bale were bread, he'd be Christian stale

>>733716911
winrar

If Christian Bale was a cheeky fucker, he'd be Christian flail.

>>733716999
based trips.

>>733716993
bale and bane don't rhyme? u mad

if christian bale was a bird hed be christian quail.

if christian bale was a politician hed be christian shill

If Christian Bale was the holy ghost he'd be Christian Pale.

reroll

If Christian Bale were an abusive, drunk, narcisitic, manipulative rapist, he;d be my uncle.

If Christian Bale were a homemade bomb he'd be Christian molotov cocktail.

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>>733717066
Check em

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If Christian Bale was in an Indiana Jones movie he'd be Christian Grail

If Christian Bale was OP, he'd be a faggot.

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If Christian Bale was a hurricane he'd be Christian Gale

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If Christian Bale were one of the three Prime Evils he'd be Christian Baal.

>>733714193
If Christian Bale owned an AR - 15 with a quad rail, he'd be known as Christian Rail.