write my suicide note posts ending in 1,3,6,9 get added dubs

Pontificate

Is

Niggers

5ever

sweet cunt

>>733705935
I'm a loser and I deserve this

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кoтopый

>>733705935
have

>>733705935
DUES VULT

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I watched T2 Trainspotting today and Spud wrote an amazing suicide note.

My mother was a tailor

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>>733705935
xrares com

been

I'm such a faggot, I had people on 4chan write this note for me; I also had a dildo in my ass during the whole thing.

BEAVERS BEAVERS BEAVERS

Hate

Isis

>>733705935>>733706041
>>733706126
>>733706163
>>733706233
>>733706316

OP here, get some more in there guys
all will probably be hand written after saving onto my pc

Han dies

Yo! Mah name is eminem, and I'm here to say: 'Sucking your own cock is kinda gay!'

>inb4 pics or it didn't happen

PENISSUCKING IS NEAT

jews did wtc

I never had the courage to come out as trans-gendered. Please put my name on my gravestone as "Cherry."

COMMUNISM IS THE MOST PERFECT FORM OF GOVERNMENT. SOCIAL MARXISM DICTATES THAT THE RISE OF THE PROLETARIAT WILL BE SWIFT AND MERCILESS

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>>733705935
>>733706074
>>733706180
>>733706245
>>733706350
>>733706302

I am so sick of these bullshit "suicide" threads.

OP never delivers.

OP might whine or tease us with suicide, but it never happens.

The worst thing is that you idiots here fall for it every fucking time.

Nigger

>>733706701
Include this

>>733706701
no, you dumb niggerjewsjwfagcucklibshitpussycuntass, we do it because it's fun.

Shut your fucking mouth.

>>733706701
Pontificate 5ever sweet cunt HAVE xrares com HAN DIES penissucking is neat jews did wtc communism is the most perfect form of government. Social Marxism dictates that the rise of the proletariat will be swift and merciless im so sick of these bullshit “suicide” threads op never delivers. Op might whine or tease us with sucide but it never happens. The worst thing is you idiots fall for it every time NIGGER

>>733706794
ye

>>733706751
def

>>733705935
Niggers make the world not worth living so i killed my self fucking niggers ruin everything.

I sincerely think that Hitler was just a misunderstood person with a bigger vision in mind for the world. Perhaps we weren't ready for him. His ideas were so ahead of his time that the whole world stood up against him. We can only hope that President Trump continues to model our glorious fürher and bring about the rise of a new Aryan race.

Sleep tight sweet prince

>>733705935
Dank

>>733705935
meme,s

>>733705935
Op here again
FORGOT TO ADD
quads will determine how (being paid tomorrow so cost isnt an issue)

>>733707000
this is me i want to take my trips and apply to this>>733706973
will offer picture if op requests it.

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>>733705935
i killed countless babies in my youth

Once I found a stray dog and brutally raped it. I had fleas on my dick for about a week but that shit was cash

Child porn should be legalized

I am so sorry for what I have done mother. My poor sibling (if you dont have one neighbor) was raped by me for nearly 5 years until i lost interest because he/she begun to hit puberty. I am writing this now because I have come to believe that it is your fault i did these things. Because you molested me i did these things.

I'm feeling generous today. Anyone with trips gets a game under $15 - with a limit of 5 people.

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>>733707073

JUST

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>>733705935
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

OP is a fag

I am so sorry for what I have done mother. My poor sibling (if you dont have one neighbor) was raped by me for nearly 5 years until i lost interest because he/she begun to hit puberty. I am writing this now because I have come to believe that it is your fault i did these things. Because you molested me i did these things. RIP BILL

Make this the last line.

PS: lol jk u fel 4 it fagit XD

enter me dad

I am so sorry for what I have done mother. My poor sibling (if you dont have one neighbor) was raped by me for nearly 5 years until i lost interest because he/she begun to hit puberty. I am writing this now because I have come to believe that it is your fault i did these things. Because you molested me i did these things.
ttt

>>733707554
>>733707554
that count right?

>>733707343
your family is going to cry when they read this

BEAVERS BEAVERS BEAVERS

I fucked your mom last night.

>>733705935
into the faggot realm

I don't give a FRICK what mom thinks

>>733707803
kek

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>>733707591

>>733707852
please add the faggot realm one

>>733707852
can you correct the grammer errors please.

>>733707852
hop=hope please proof read or have a anon here do it.

>>733707933
just added after >>733707651
>>733707944
all errors will be done later along with other shit

>>733705935
I like gay men

>>733708057
Thankyou also if you do not decide to kill yourself and i hope you don't can you the leave note to be found anyway just for lulz?

when people ask you about it tell them you lost a bet.

Whoever you are, I love you. I hope you find peace.

CRISPY GOLDEN WAFFLES

>>733708208
if i decide not (unlikely) to I will even print it out at work and post pics on the day

Loli porn is intrinsically inferior to trap porn and

this is the best suicide note ever

The end

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>>733708475

Gas all kikes

Mama I killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

my only regret is i can't leave this world the way i entered it, in my mother

>>733708659
Mama
Life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

I hate capitalism

im a gay nigger

>>733708813
Mama, ooooohhh (any way the wind blows)
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

>>733708977
Carry on
Carry on
Cause nothing really NIGGERS

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>>733708813
that bit turned out pretty well

>>733705935
I really love Pancakes.

I secretly wanted to fuck komaedas boy pussy

>>733705935
911 never happend.

THE-MOTHERFUCKING-END

(((they))) made me do this.

I'm killing myself because of the niggers there's too many niggers and jews

Papa bless

GOLDEN CRISPY TASTY WAFFLES YUM

And now...for how I REALLY feel...

(put this after the PS)

PPS - I plan on carrying out a high profile assassination/ bombing in the DC area come memorial day.

>>733709427
This reroll

>>733705935
rolo

>>733709520
Reroll

>>733709520
Whoa hold on now

>>733709427
>>733709533
iv put it in all caps for the dubs minus the "this reroll"
>>733709520
Britfag op, roll for something in the north east

>>733709520
Screen-capped and dated

>>733709554
op i am off by 1
Can you end your note with

PS:I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
To sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

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>>733709700
Updated

(put this after the PS)

PPS - I plan on carrying out a high profile assassination/ bombing in the Buckingham Palace area come June 10th.

>>733709805
Reroll , put this in the beginning.

>>733709805
rerolling for this at the start

>>733709825
You are leaving out posts

>>733709805
rolling

maybe op should just seek help

>>733709805
rollo

>>733709805
rolol

>>733709927
if iv missed any let me know and ill try to add them in the right place

>>733709805

>>733709805
rollie

>>733705935
The algorithms never added up

My greatest dream was to fuck a burning corpse one day

>>733709805
rollin

>>733709805
this

>>733709805
this thing

>>733709805
Bololololol

Time to wrap up this note

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>>733709805
>>733710133
>>733710118
>>733710092
>>733710054
>>733710009
>>733709974
>>733709957

>>733710221
The absolute madman.

And I was riding my bike the other day

>>733710221
>>733710302
OP here, posts ending in 55,,66,99,00 get the last word after the PPS

>>733705935

and then it hit me i could of had a v8

>>733705935
Fisting

I enjoy Nigger dick

>>733705935
I would respectfully ask you mother and father to burry me with 2 cases of 24 can's of mtn dew each flavor and open each box and pour out 1 can for the homies.

so to recap 11 full cans of each are to be withg my body and 1 can that is crushed up after pounding your head into the empty cans of the others.

I LOVE BEING RAPED

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>>733710506
>>733710484
>>733710302
Thread dying down a bit , so here is everything so far

rape my corpse

>>733705935
To the whom ever reads this note...
My father and mother raped me as a child and i just can't deal with it anymore may my soul find rest from this hellhole...

>>733710812
To the whom ever reads this note...
My father and mother raped me as a child and i just can't deal with it anymore may my soul find rest from this hellhole...
i resolve them of all guilt and responsibility and ask that no one judge them i have peace so should they

#BustANutforBill2k17

>>733711021
who the fuck is bill

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>733705935
#BustANutforBill never forget never forgive busted nuts with the best of them i jizzed on this note DNA is the proof

>>733711120
reroll

>>733711088
some old fart that had coronary heart disease and had a heart attack whilst jerking himself to a gay cam site and died. Hilarious stuff..

>>733711120
rolololol

>>733711120
rolos

>>733711120
rolopolie

>>733711120
rolling for busting teh nuts in the next wrld

A brimming glass of milk

>>733711120
ro ro rollling

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>>733711120

>>733711120
rolos yumos

>>733711120
Get

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>>733711021
>>733711088
>>733711120
>>733711162
i miss him every day

turtles

>>733711285
rolling for that pic to be in the note

>>733711318
rolling for bill bailey

>>733705935
if you are still reading this why i am dead.

>>733711318
>>733711285
me too

>>733711375
rolololol

>>733711375
rolollool

>>733711253
Come on OP, at least spell Buckingham right LMAO

Rufino (is gay)

>>733705935
I like turtles ALOT?!?

>>733711444
Waste

Disregard everything I've written so far. Turns out, I want to live.

>>733711444
This is mine post this >>733711468

>>733711511
>1
i gotta do it OP

>>733705935
WENGER OUT!

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>>733711285

>>733705935
Just kidding im dead

>>733711615
reroll after >>733711511

>>733711646
that's art right there if he does it

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>>733711615
>>733711719
>>733711646

>>733705935
The thread is slowly dying , so OP please deliver.

>>733705935
I killed 13 ittle girl and ate their hearts left the rest at these google map cordinates 43.723691, -109.578516. dig 12 feet for 13 11 10 9 7.
each should be 6 feet apart
43.222741, -105.173322 the rest should be around that area i did this and you can do nothing to me im dead

I always loved you, Jenny.

I love all racial minorities in the United States of America. Besides asians and indians, they all have bigger dicks than these white fags out here. I want African dick in my fresh white pussy.

>>733712023
rolling? but ehhhh

>>733712023
rolling but questioning and sending fbi this message

>>733711951
>>733711719
>>733711646
>>733711615
>>733711511
>>733711444
>>733711431
>>733711409
>>733711383
okay im leaving it as is and sorting out the spelling/images in the right place and shit, no quads to decide the means so ill improvise, await the flaming swastika guys

>>733712023
why not rolololol

>>733712138
good luck and god speed op if you anhero can you do it live?

>>733712222
come on OP he gave quads for live?!?

>>733712222
Called it quads, when its time I will post several hours before on here with the image of the note and a time (GMT), once I figure out how to get it all done live it will start with my travel to the place I plan to do it

>>733712023
this might be real and anons just trying to get op to take the blame

>>733712365
what are you going to name the thread so i can filter it to see first

>>733712222
CALLING ALL QUADS

My...my fidget spinner went straight up to my ass and I can't play with it anymore

Through*

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>>733712222

>>733712525
await the flaming swastika

Dear God give us the thread I have to go soon, someone screen cap

>>733712808
>>733712525
all relating threads will be relating to "await the flaming swastika" and will include the final image of the note, will be attempting to print several copies at work tomorrow morning

>>733712222
Roll Quads it feels so good give /b/ part of your social 593-10-295? gawd this bread

>>733705935
Im toasting in a epic bread yall

I may have seemed incapable to show love but I can.

Someone please backup this

>>733713337
>1337

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>>733712222
quads when they mattered the most

>>733713392
>>733712222
Op here if anyone has any tips for live streaming it post now or ill make another thread closer to the day to get info

>>733713565
do you which day it's going to be yet

Holy Lucifer!

>>733713565
We love you anon

>>733713676
hopefully close to my birthday on the 16th of june, maybe that day, can livestream me devouring a cake then hanging myself or running into oncoming traffic I guess

>>733714002
>await the flaming swastika

Dear Fellow Pawns;

Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 8606 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.

Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 854 limited times in the last 23 years has never given my well-being a second thought.

Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, Anonymous 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.

Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.

Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.

Sincerely,

Anonymous

P.S. Screw what my driver license says, I'm taking all my organs with me.

>>733714321
>thinking my organs would be worth anything anyway

>await the flaming swastika

I love Jew nigger dick

>>733705935
Brendan Woollams should have been aborted

I wish I Could've Kissed YoU.!

Cya later bitch

I genuinely want to have you kill yourself so that this note can be read by your family.

This is the first time I have actually laughed at something I found on 4chan.

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>>733716048
I think i did well today /b/rothers

>>733716282
i refuse to recap all i just wanted to recap what i did cheers all.

>>733716282
Op here once again, let this image live and tell all to await the flaming swastika

>>733716745
Save'd

one day in the far future, I shall post this.

>>733716745
you do it i will write a book about you and make up so many lies that the truth will be lost in a void of dankness.

Them kiddies make me nut

>>733717452
finna

>>733717452
Yess. Links or Dropbox?

>>733705935
The real twist is that op got murder and the killer posted a thread on his computer and now the crime will look like he killed himself but in fact was killed cheers think about that guise.

All because I ran out of anal lube

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>>733716282
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>>733711444
https://twitter.com/AwaitTheFlaming

>>733719557
i followed you

>>733705935
i really enjoyed the time i spent on this planet with my beloved auntie