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>>733690333
>When you take the no fap seriously

>>733692746
did he survive?

>>733692797
Anyone got the story behind this?

>>733692977
Thief in Muslim country probably.

>>733692977
he probably got caught stealing

>>733693050
The guy with the axe and glock looks white though.

>>733691569
wow, so not funny.

>>733693042
probably not real but still...

>>733693126
like totally. i read that and was so like... what everrrrrrrr

>>733693126
Thought it was pretty funny. Get a better sense of humour

>>733692772
this is horrifying and the guy it happened to would have heard every bone crunch and crack before probably spending the last few seconds of his life at the other side in pure agony.

i feel for him.

>>733693042
Dear god please be fake

>>733692712
for some reason, I think there's something wrong with that guy. I dunno, maybe its the fact he has maggots instead of eyeballs.

>>733692977
maybe touched someones kid and so he couldnt touch anymore they chopped his fingers off.

>>733692712
wtf is that, how does something like this even happen.

>>733693458
this is the most wholesome one I have ever seen :)

>>733692871
yep he made a full recovery

>>733692772
Happens so fast I can't even tell what happens.

more savana!

>>733693403
he ate only raw meat, ever. parasites in the raw meat reproduce in the body. the solution is that.

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>>733692712

>>733693965
no, you are wrong. thats an urban legend. google myiasis.

>>733692712
>when you stare at hypnotoad

>>733692712
they should remove the man and safe the faggots.

also dubs

>>733694122
no I saw this on facebook once and that's what the description said. it's facebook so it's probably not right but it's the only viable way that I've seen that could happen. besides, myasis is flies and their larvae, not parasites.

>>733693458
>blacked.com

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Does this count?

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>>733693042
is that a crab claw? if so, how did it get in there lol

>>733693228
why

>>733693042
what is that?

>>733694235
thank mr skeltal

>>733694216
I'm going to tell you that that Facebook video is incorrect. Definitely myiasis. Those are maggots, son. The larvae you get from ingesting parasites stay in your colon and don't manifest themselves on the surface.

>>733693276
he was at work next day

>>733694318
Possibly a parasite.

>>733694200
Chuck'ed

>>733694511
interacial couples are fucking disgusting, please leave this site you filthy libtard

>>733694235
real life draugr

>>733693356
i think you found my headphones

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>>733694511
as if a praying mantis could get that fuckin big

>>733694511

2184 Shot on Klendathu, colourised.

>>733692797
Stole from a shop that was paying protection money to a gang and they found him and cut his fingers off

>>733693042
>>733693161
>>733693304
>>733694318
>>733694335

Goa'uld Symbiote

Old pasta is old

>>733693042
what is that?

>>733694235
What is she doing? Does she think tanning make her look better?

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>>733694706
A+ Friend

>>733692977
U ever heard of sharia law? Its what the jihadist muslims abide by for crime punishment by so this is fair game for theft

>>733694235
This image makes me thing of the "The walls fall out" video.

ick.

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>>733694734
this makes absolutely no fucking sense

>>733694855
Way to many Blow jobs?

>>733692871
maximum pepsi

>>733693605
... s'cool... I'm good... walk it off...

>>733692746
Is he ok?

>>733695129
I remember the news story behind this image, and it's amazing that it's still floating around. These two idiots got caught because they took their film to a photo developing place and the technician called the police.

Who here has even heard of a fotomat?

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>>733695133
kek

>>733692797
tis mehiko, guy steals, and they catch him and make him stealunable

>>733695161
wtf is that?

>>733695270
chris chan.

>>733695161
So, is this a dude with a full penectomy and castration, or a chick with a clitorectomy and infibulation?

>>733695129
story???

>>733695270
Chris Chans boibussi

>>733695312
>>733695354

>>733694461
Not the surface, but they don't stay in your colon. Taenia Solium, the raw pigmeat tapeworm, infests your intestines but eventually they migrate into your brain. Those fuckers eat you inside-out.

>>733695354
fo real?
i didnt know about the sex change of sonichu's sex change

>>733690333
>"Hey, world. We just accused a few people of stealing and decided to chop off their fingers for punishment. Come to our country!"

>>733695098
Thats cool

>>733695512
Possibly. Not what the video is though.

>>733695554
my sister says he got the piercing to funktion as a clit.
"he" is trans now

>>733695302
How are there two Kanyes in this picture?

>>733695554
It's not. His taint got an infection from his piercing and now he thinks he has a cunt.

>>733694318
What a shame, they didnt take her panties :/

>>733694108
fuck me I lost it so hard

>>733695129
I need to know the story so I can sleep.

>>733690333

Not surprised to see a Brazilian flag in the back.

>>733692772
Cant...stop....watching

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>>733695344
some couple in Detroit that did sexual acts while mutilating him and shit like that.

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>>733695217
Yeah it happened 15 mins away from me in Detroit lol

>>733695772
True. True. That's def myiasis.

>>733693276
Well probably not since it looked like his neck snapped pretty quickly

>>733692746
Faggot didn't even do a flip

>>733695098
His socks will never fall again.

Of course, he can't legally play soccer anymore. :(

...unless he's a goalkeeper, I guess.

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>>733695302
I really hope that talentless waste of space actually did fall on her fucking face

>>733695344
they were friends, and betrayed him to satisfy their blood thirst, tortured and dismembered him.

>>733693605
They tranq'd that lion and sewed her back up, true story

>>733696116
No, but he was planning on drawing a target around it afterwards to show off. Typical /b/-level planning skills.

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>>733696150
waste of perfectly good money

>>733696226
i think there is a video of it on YT

>>733696043
>>733695953
>>733695129


is this fake? god damn yall. I'm leaning towards fake.

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>>733695935
see
>>733696213

>>733696173
Take a team of make-up artists and Photoshop experts to not look disgusting, isn't funny in the slightest. I Love this picture

>>733696426
fucking. source. nigger.

>>733696505
>>733696426
not for that fake. this >>733695129 one

>>733692712
No way can eight years of medical school prepare you for this shit.

>>733693161
>>733693304
>>733694318
>>733694335
>>733694848
>>733694918

Fake, was some sort of marketing thing for the game Cold Fear.

Which, to be fair, is an okay game but nothing ground breaking.

>>733694108
dead

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>>733696173

>>733694641
He looks so happy. He finally found something that could make him smile. Good for him.

>>733694641
Those blood and guts are photoshoped so good it almost looks real.

Nice try

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>>733697043
If it is photoshopped, I'm not the one who did it.
Nice try

>>733696173
chloe moretz?

>>733695883
>being this retarded

Anyone got anything from the manchester bombing?

>>733697472
i hope it doesn't hurt

>>733692746
Do a barrel roll!

>>733694488
Kek

>>733697781
I did this to myself a couple of times while doing reno work. It's not that bad, actually.

...also got a nail through the foot. That hurts a lot more than you'd think. Also, infection risk is pretty high.

>>733697472
when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was a penis in front of a mirror pic
i kinda wish it was after opening it...

>>733693753
They tranq'd the zebra and sewed it back together

>>733695109
A personal of mine, anon.

>>733698150
*favorite

>>733693458
get rekt

>>733694235
i would fuck her.