What is literally the GAYEST thing that you have ever done?!

>>733682981
Browse /b/

>>733682981
I replied to OP

>>733682981
Your mom

>>733682981

Had sex with a man.

>>733683323
story?

Sucked a guys dick and swallowed his cum

Been several times to a local sexshop that has gloryholes at the back. Sucked multiple dicks, let multiple dicks fuck my ass and finally let someone suck me and fucked his ass.
Ofc used condoms with everyone.

>>733683453
Same except I forgot to say No Homo

>>733682981
Opened this thread under the pretense of laughing at faggots, while secretly hoping they'd post hot stories of their faggotry and post pictures i'm gonna save.

ITT: bisexual males

>>733682981
moar?

I touched my penis once.

Consider myself straight however

- Fucked at least 4 trannies
- Sucked off and been sucked off by at least 7 guys (all twinks)
- go on Grindr to find small twinks who wear panties because easier than finding chicks to fuck

fantasized about sucking my step-brothers above average penis

sliding forth and back on all 4, on a wet bathroom floor with a naked classroom mate back in the day@boarding school, we were aiming at eachothers asshole with out little hard boy cocks, it fucing hurt when he finaly bullseyed my pink boy pussy

>>733682981
got fucked by two black guys while wearing a school girl outfit

probably 5/10 on the gay scale

>>733685065
That's more like between 8-10 bro

>>733682981
My wife fingered my ass while fucking or while sucking my dick.

Sucked a log of shit out of Andy sixx's boipussy

Browse /b/ and sucked a dick once, hey! Separately, but equally gay.

Crossdress, flirt and send nude/ recieve nudes which i then masturbate to on grindr.
>fapped to traps
>made me gay or bi
>hooked up with a trap and we sucked eachother dicks
>peaked my interest and now i trap
Havent met up with a full dude on grindr yet tho

>>733685330
i don't know, didn't feel that gay really

>>733682981
They "Gayest" thing i ever did?

Well thats a hard one, would be a close call between the time i was gangbanged and the time i was gangraped.

>>733685494
How did that come about?

tried cocaine first time and ended up fucking a tranny

One time I got early horny and put a lubbed candle in my ass, ever since I spend more time cleaning my ass after going to the bathroom.

>>733682981
Sucked off and been sucked off two times

Jerk off with a guy watching photos and videos of my girlfriend and friends

I undressed, touched myself in front of my uncle and been touched by him

>>733684867
>Consider myself straight however

You should reconsider

Gayest? One time I put gloves on my hand then somehow grabbed one guy ass - never spoke after that

>>733685494
>i was gangraped.

story time

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>>733684867


>consider yourself straight


But you aren't.

Once I used legendary Pokemons in an online battle

>>733682981
Got a blowjob, and stick it inside of him
With guys I'm an exclusive top, don't think I'll ever do it again but damn it was a good blowjob

Sucked my brother's dick

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>>733684867
>Grindr
>Straight
Got some bad news buddy

>>733685796


It's not even bad news, it's just news.


But the dude knows he's not straight. He's just a fucking self-hating piece of shit, is all.

liking shemals but not getting hard from man on man action

>>733685791
Story time

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I think this says it all

>>733682981
Everyday I suck a dick of my trap gf.

>>733682981
Being fucked by a guy two times.
Suck a dick for 20 bucks.

Im sexually confused.

Was drugged, photographed and molested at a bicycle shop by it's owner.

I sucked a man's cock and then fucked him in his car.

>>733682981
coming on this gay post and watching gay porn to see if i was gay or straight

Literally had gay sex

Exchanging dick pic with a friend

I think that gay/bi/hetero/etc are all horrible labels, if we wanna understand human nature and the sexual drive.

We are all perverted creatures in the end, and I believe that we all have the potential to fuck almost anything with a pulse.
However, this realization does not fit our culture, where we portray ourselves as noble, wise men covering up our nature in suits and small talk. In the end, our brain has developed to outsmart and develop sophisticated tactics to - in the end - end up with the hottest chick and fuck her.

If we cannot fuck the hottest chick, we attempt the next-hottest chick, etc. And I believe that gays are just some steps down that ladder, realizing (on a subconscious level) that they are degenerate, therefore seeking people within their own league to feel wanted and desired. Feeling this way makes you horny

>>733682981
sucked my own dick

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>>733685974
>not hidden
What is wrong with you?

>>733686638
how was it?

>>733687102
found the school kid who lives with their parents

>>733682981
Tried gay sexo. Sucked dick, then 69d, then reverse cowgirl down on it, then took the cream-pie. Didn't find the scratchy, rough feel of a man appealing whatsoever, and was very self conscious about his cock finding any poo up my butt. However a couple days after it was over I realized I fucking loved taking the dick and getting cum pumped into my lubricated butt.

God damn that's a good feeling.

Haven't done anything with a guy in the 5 years since. :/

Drugged up while strapped down in a sex sling. Got pounded bare taking several of his loads throughout the night

got my dick sucked by a bisexual man during a mmf threesome

>>733687334
im jealous gat dang

Next to replying to OP,

Having sex with a woman in the missionary position for sole purpose of reproduction.

>>733687102
I can understand encrypting your shit to some extent but hiding the file does nothing.

Got in a guys jeep after posting an ad on craigslist to give head.
He takes off pants, starting jerking him off.
Asks for me to suck him, I oblige.
10 seconds in, realize I'm not gay and I hate this.
Take it out if my mouth, say sorry and book it.

>>733687285
>implying I'm living with my parents
>not having your porn folders hidden
Do you honestly think I want people knowing what I'm even remotely into?
Keep that shit under lock and key and would rather not have anyone know I'm even remotely into it

>>733682981
responded to you

>>733682981

I dated a twink/trap for a couple of years during highschool. I used to be a twink/trap myself, actually.

>>733687303
Was it easy to penetrate you? My friend wants to fuck me in the butt, but I'm afraid that I cannot handle it.

>>733682981
>Fucked my wife in her ass once as punishment
>Realized it was essentially no different than fucking a mans ass.
>Prayed away the gay and gave her 7 lashes.

>>733687593
Yep, I squatted down on it and he laid still under me.

Squatting relaxes the butthole muscles. Learned that in the army. Helps you poop faster and easier. Also works for getting a dick in you. Then just push out slightly and your hole will open run and slowly take it in.

>>733687605
>forced sodomy
>then whippings
Sounds like Mike Pence's wife there had a pretty exciting evening.

>>733687856
Just wait til you see what he does to the country as president.

>>733687442
out of sight out of mind lol

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>>733687410
Yah it was fun. Ass exposed, legs up and all

Like this

>>733687997
I add to that folder basically every day.
I never more than a few hours without thinking of my vast degenerate collection.

When I was 12 me and a friend were having a sleepover and had to share a bed. In the morning he was laying with his legs spread in a way that made a big opening at the bottom of his boxers.

I reached in and touched his dick for like half a second. Never touched a dick that wasn't mine since and never will.

>>733687548
>having only a single, public computer
>thinking "hidden" is actually doing anything

>>733688082
^5

>>733685330
that's more like 11-12

>>733688068
i had a friend come over (from online) i was high on percocets. he fisted me while i sucked another guy off. had them both blow a load down my throat. dont think ive ever felt something that good

>>733684867
>straight

i've got news for you.

>>733682981
Played CS: GO

>>733682981
Got high and drunk and fucked a dude in his car on the side of the road for Valentine's. Dean Martin was playing in the bar before we left and I was biking funny after he dropped me back off.

I guess having 5 steady fuck buddies is pretty gay

>>733686327
Story?

>>733682981
Watched gay porn.

>>733682981
Nailed my long term boyfriend as he was blowing a drag queen (friend of ours) in a gay threeway

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Get fucked up the ass dressed like this?

>>733688117
lol did everything flash red and a loud buzzer sound ring in your mind?

>>733688472
I fucking love drag queens. All that glam...
Would get pounded til my teeth fell out if I could find one.

/sigh
>>read about prostate induced orgasm
>>bored equals let's do this
>>try finger, can't really reach
>>try drumstick, ouch
>>steal hairbrush of lesbo roommate, almonds activated
>>came with maximum effort, mind shatter, knees weak, arms [*]
>>takes almost 4 minutes to recover enough to stand
>>guess I'm bi now, go out and get fucked bare by the bouncer from work
>>tell gf, she cried bit now cool with it

>>733685676


anyone got more good gay porn links?

>>733682981
having the only 2 fuck holes at a gangbang of 15 18-25 yo men

>>733689016
you're scum

>>733685676
I love to see these skinny little asian boys with long hair get fucked. Impossible to filter them out though.

>>733689100
Where's the video

>>733682981
Every now and then i like to ride a werewolf dildo i ordered from bad dragon.

>>733689050
Thank me later

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=242696750

>>733689168
>>733689430

Hey

>>733687973
fucking tumblrfag normies smh like if u wanna be a fag atleast be a cool one

>>733688635
If youre in wnc, theres quite a few around here.

>>733682981
Well, I own a dildo.
That's pretty gay.

>>733687464
You're gay tho

Got blown by a dude once. Also sucked my own dick once. Which is gayer?

>>733682981
when I was still a virgin, got drunk and agreed that a friend suck me. I was so horny and desperate and wanted so bad to know how it felt. Honestly I hated it and i didn't go through.
I still have some gay fantasies sometimes like traps and shit.

>>733690384
Definitely sucking your own dick. If a guy blows you just say "no homo" and you're good. But you can't say that to yourself, so sucking your own cock is gay.

>>733682981
during prostate exam by male doctor i had a full on erection... alittle longer and would have cummed.

>>733690789
>during prostate exam by male doctor i had a full on erection
told this story before
>history of prostate cancer in family
>at doctor's office for six-month check-up
>doctor has intern with him
>tells me it's time for the "urologist's handshake"
>asks if intern can sit in. i say OK
>has me lean over exam table with paper covering on it
>drop pants
>doc gloves up, lubes up and goes in looking for buried treasure
>feeling around. all I can do is grunt
>tells intern to go in and feel my prostate
>intern goes in. not sure what he's looking for but obviously he can't find it
>all I can do in grunt
>doc goes back in
>"feel the left upper quadrant. run your finger over it a few times"
>all I can do in grunt
>intern goes back in. searches around and finds what he's looking for
>all I can do is grunt
>doc says we're all set
>stand back up and I've got a hard-on and the paper has a big wet spot on it
>doc says "at least we know it's working"
>I just grunt

>>733691203
actually no, just had a Dr. DRE (Digital Rectal Exam) a few weeks ago and found enlarged prostate and im due to go back and see if the medication has worked.... and im exited and willing.

>>733682981
69 with my first cousin in a tent deep in the woods one night.

>>733689824
Nah enjoying anal play isn't gay unless you want it to actually be a penis entering you.

>>733683453
Sucked a dick with a condom on? doesn't that feel shit? Is it even worth it

Exchanged dickpics with several different guys and fantasized about one of their 4inchers