Ask a shady bartender anything.

Why should I?

what makes you "shady" aside from being a tremendous faggot

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How are you shady? Do you water down drinks but put all alcohol in the straw?

>>733677888
what makes you shady?

>>733677969
Do what you want. I'm just hear trying to kill time.

>>733677888
Why dub-trips?

>>733677888
your lucky you got dub-trips
what makes you shady
and do you mean "shady" in American, Australian, British, or International English?

>>733678007
this

>>733678038
Sounds fair enough to me.

>>733678007
>>733678028
>>733678031
Help sell drugs, let a guy sell guns out of the trunk of his car. Also water down drinks, over charge ppl.

>>733678159
so a standard bartender then

>>733677888

>shady bartender

wow, so you like, let minors drink and have taken money from the bar. NEXT.

>>733678159
>>733678199

yeah try serving minors, letting drunk people order and drink more, doing drugs customers give us, letting them deal inside.

>>733678270
>>733678199
I mean most bartenders may look the other way but don't get directly involved.

why have you still not killed yourself? get on with it

>>733678270
so a standard bertender then?¿?¿

>>733678360
Cuz life is awesome.

>>733678159
seems about standard, except
>let a guy sell guns
assuming you don't own the bar, you aren't shady you're just a dumb asshole. you let some actually shady person sell guns outside of someone else's bar

>>733677888
Are you shady in that you cast a large shadow?

>>733678427
It's a super shitty part of town the staff is told not to get involved.

>>733678543
But yet you brag about it online. Hope you get shot like the faggot you are

>>733678543
the shitty bartender works in the shitty part of town, no surprise here

>>733678270
You do whatever drugs some sketch asshole gives You? Because we all know people that do drugs in bars are on the up and up

>>733678629
Lol

>>733678403
it'll be so much better without you tho, so please just do it

>>733678159
as long as you don't short the till, or jam up management by not giving them plausible deniability, it's pretty vanilla stuff going on.

>serving minors

nvr mind, jam up MY license? You're a shitbird, come by Friday to pick up your last check. Nah, fuck that, I'll FedX that shit to you just so I don't have to see your face, and I'll let every other owner/manager know who you are.

b&

How shady? Umbrella at the beach or crack head alley?

>>733678629
would require someone to trace it back to me
>>733678689
Only certain ones

>>733678653
Pays well

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>>733677888
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!?!

>>733678856
Central Maine

>>733678859
>require someone to trace it back
or just an equally shitty person in that shitty part of town you work will have a shitty day and just gun down the biggest faggot he sees walking home from work.

>>733678859
Like what? Meth? Or just cocaine? Be honest, you already claimed to do drugs and I know you are not talking about just smoking a joint

>>733678983
are you in Machias? Ellsworth? Or down in skinnytown Lewiston?

>>733678997
I drive
>>733679105
Think I said sell but I do Blow, molly/ex, shrooms, acid... pretty much anything but pills crystals or horse.

>>733677888
How is Slim doing?

>>733679907
Slim?

>>733679296
You said you did whatever drugs customers gave you. Do you have a death wish friend? Molly is trash. Every time I've done it, I never know what I'm getting. Also, didn't it used to be called MDMA before the retarded youth of today started doing it? And as for acid/ shrooms, what is wrong with You? Can you actually do your job while tripping? Tsk tsk

are you a nigger

ever been paid to rufie someone?

>>733680043
SLIM shady haha dumbass

>>733678629
When did /b/ get taken over by pussies.
>>733680231
Don't do shrooms or acid on shift. Molly and ex were mostly mdma but where I live now there so watered down with ketamine and other bullshit that it's almost not worth it.

>>733680318
No most of the girls there are turning tricks

>>733680409
Around the same time that quasi crackhead faggot bartenders started posting

>>733680409
Almost not worth it.

>>733680443
Lewiston?

ex-Jonesport/Machias fag reportin'

How to avoid being fucked over by shady bastards like yourself

>>733677888
What's the best way to buy weed if you don't have any social life?

>>733680759
Do go to shady dive bars in the ghetto.

>>733680815
Move to a state that has legal weed and buy from a store. Or a state that has medical and but from a dispensary. Or grow it.

>>733681137
Don't

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>>733681196
I don't live in the US and it's a lot harder to get a prescription for medical here. Like having cancer and nothing else helping against the pain hard.

>>733681367
Couldnt tell you I've only ever bought weed in the states. Would say go to a bar and ask around is your best bet. Stoners are fairly easy to identify.