Had anal for the first time yesterday. So painful. Asshole is

>>733663625
>no timestamp
sage

You're fine, don't be a pussy.
Next time warm up your ass more, go slower, and use more lube. Anal sex if abso-fucking-lutely amazing regardless of gender if you do it right, if it hurt it's because you were stupid about it. Try harder, fag.

>>733663919
What lube do you recommend? Ours seemed way too thin.

>>733664369
thick isn't good if you're going to be fucking hard and fast, fine for slow.

avoid water based, it vanishes too quick.

>>733663625
Looks like he missed the hole a few hundred times. Get actual anal lube. Amazon, search anal lube.

>>733663625
Damn, classic case of AIDS.

>>733664489
Definitely don't want hard and fast. Just the head going in had me in tears. And he kept saying "relax" which was making me angrier and more tense kek

>>733664550
He did. It was awful. And went in way too quickly! );

>>733664369

Anything silicon based will do perfectly. Astroglide is okay if you want to be cheap.
If you REALLY want the perfect anal lube though I'd recommend getting a $5 bottle of bad-dragon cum lube on their site. You will never want ANY other lube again, count on it.

ho hi ha hoh hoh hoe

>>733665119
get some poppers, they help you relax the muscles. cant enjoy it when you're tensed up like that.

>>733665194
Thanks anon, I'll look into it.

I've also heard coconut oil works well?

>>733663625
Crisco. Lube up the cock and go slow. >>733664369

>>733665316
I have no idea how to get access to poppers, honestly. Would weed/alcohol help?

>>733663625
you'll be fine, just quite a bit of soft tissue in there, like all the anons are saying, LUBE!

When you feel like you've got too much lube going on, then you're probably just about there. Wet Platinum lube works quite well.

Anal is awesome if you're ready for it. Doesn't sound like you were.

>>733665401
anything that helps you relax is likely to help a bit. don't get wasted but a few drinks is a good idea

>>733665322

Not particularly. It's better than nothing but it's certainly not my first choice. I used to use it when I played with my ads in the shower when I was a teen, but no matter how much I used it never felt like enough. Try it using your finger and you'll see what I mean.

Thanks for helping a literally butthurt femanon kek

>>733665401

Weed yes, alcohol not so much. That's how it is for us guys anyway, it makes us feel our prostate less and it doesn't feel as good.

>>733663625
YOUR SHIT LOOKS BLOWN OUT. MORE MORE MORE

More pics of the asshole in question OP

>>733664369
astroglide is for cunt fucking and jerking off if you're into that shit. Toys. Anal lube made specific for getting your backdoor fucked are best. Thicker and not so thin and water based like the astroglides and stuff. It stays in place longer and better. Not as slippery but good for that hole. Now post time stamp to prove you are a neckbeard virgin fag.

>>733665178
Dumbass

Now since we helped you

Post goatse style ass stretch pic

>>733666188
I'D SETTLE FOR A FINGER

>>733666414

I'd settle for a spread ass cheek shot

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It hurts so bad. I hope it goes back to normal soon.

>>733666605
You know what would make it all better? You need it licked. Let's see some more. Maybe we can help.

>>733666605

Not even same asshole

>>733666605
>>733666793
you're a sad virgin. Do you not see that line? That is a fat 40 year old man line. No bitch that looks like that posts on /b/ about her asshole after anal. She snapchats it to her girl friends who get butt fucked on the reg. Inb4 you say you know you just want more pics. This shit isn't worthy of a save.

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Def same butthole. Look how sad and abused it looks :(

>>733667136

All these pics seem to have different lighting and backgrounds

Timestamp on ass cheek to be sure

Come on we did help you pick a good lube so your ass doesn't look like minced meat next time

So how big was the cock you took?

>>733667136
>>733667759

Busted

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>>733667759
I have no idea. But I nicknamed it Arizona Ice Tea cause once he had a boner while I was drinking that and it was the same length as the can. Obvs not as girthy as can but close.

>>733668516

Your vag looks rekt too

Did he go ass2vag?

Did you get creampied?

>>733668681
All around rough pounding.

>>733668516
heh you take your ass cherry with a giant hog? after a few days it will calm down. use toys and such for play or foreplay

>>733668769
Yes :(
Yeah...there was like 0 foreplay.

So what made you decide to take it in the ass? Something you've always been interested in or did he bring it up?

>>733668825
good job dumb-dumb lol

the butt will open up with foreplay of increasing sizes. it will also get used to big sizes, but probably not until fucked many more times if its 0 to big cock immediately

>>733665800
Above all else take YOUR time not his eagerness remember it's your body and you want a good time too

>>733668986
He brought it up. Kind of a trade off. I like public stuff but he doesn't. Agreed he'd do my thing if I do his.

>>733664369
black man's cum

>>733668990
It was completely unexplored terrain for us both. And he went in way too quickly but when I asked him to stop the damage was done. It literally felt like my insides were being torn.

>>733669171
aside from your racist cuck fantasies... cum used as anal lube? how did you get the cum... from anal..with cum lube? is it just a never ending train?

Well thanks for a good night and for the nice fapping material

>>733669281
not even a finger to check if the coast was clear?

>>733669083
Yeah definitely next time. If my butthole ever recovers. I had no easing into of it. Should have def exercised more agency over myself/pleasure.

>>733669281

So how long did it go on? Did you feel any pleasure from it at all? Did he pass the second sphincter?

>>733669364
No! Literally licked my asshole and then went in and kept saying "relax!" I was like "shut the fuck up! I'm birthing your dick anally!!"

>>733669527

so did you clean out first or did he get shit on his dick?

>>733669418
Hmm, if I had to guess how long the anal part was id say...4-6 mins? He jammed it in and it was like tense,tense, tense then it suddenly slipped in and my heart sank cause it felt bad. But HONESTLY for like 2 strokes outside of the pain, it felt good while I played with my clit. I can see how it could feel really good, but the pain in my situation was too overbearing.

>>733669527
so did he get poop on his dick? or u had to quit shortly.

double up tylenol and advil lol after a week practice playing with your bum.
post sharpie pic for us. then 2 sharpies, determine how many sharpies bundle are equivalent to his cock and work up to it. always posting pics. in a month i'd like to see a pic with like 7 sharpies in your ass. "anons! i did it! thanks for all the encouragement, im now a buttslut who can easily take it in the ass!" and then i'll have a drink in your honor.

>>733669606
I cleaned as much as I could? And no poop came out. But I was nervous because the whole time it FELT like I was pooping.

>>733669857
dude seriously was this your first time? if it feels like you're pooping it's because you didn't clean enough and he's poking shit

>>733669941
>was this your first time?
literally the op lol

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Here's my face guys with an old pic of me.

>>733669857
Feeling like you're pooping is 100% normal. The only other thing you've ever had moving that direction in that spot is poop, so that's what you think it is.

The guy should have started with a finger, then maybe a couple of fingers. Going from 0 to dick instantly never works for anybody.

You can play on your own with fingers - maybe wear a rubber glove. Or, get a real thin dildo - thinner than the one you use in front - and play with that. Work up to it.

>>733668516
Mind posting tits with time stamp now? And aside from your balloon knot being in pain , how did you enjoy the rough pounding ?

>>733669941
First time. There wasn't poop in there though. Nothing came out. It's just the sensation of his dick going in and out felt the same as pooping and then it stopped feeling like that and felt good for like 2 seconds. And then it felt like Scorpion pulling my spine through my asshole (PAIN!!)

>>733670052
i'd let you peg me. but i'd insist on foreplay first tbh.

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>>733670052
pussy looks a little different

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>>733669757

SO, you have the retrospect to come to the internet and ask for opinions and advice on your recently sodomized ass, but not the foresight to google
>> "HOW TO: ANAL SEX"
>> ???????????
>> ??????
>> ???
>> :) you liked the painal

It's ok poop is a part of anal if he can't deal with that he should go back to sucking your clit. He does do that, doesn't he? Wanna know how wide you can go? Have a look at your morning log and realise it came out with no pain

>>733667136
Looks ok.

>>733668825
Poor baby. I would kiss you and lightly touch your breasts. Then I would use lots of lube and gape your asshole so wide I could sell tours of the inside of your lower bowel.

>>733670244
consider bleaching your asshole. we like white boipussy not whatever you are

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>>733670126
The anal was awful. I'm down with rough vaginal though.

>>733668516
Holy shit... thats just way too big to have sex with.. How do you even fit that in your vagina comfortably?? I can't do anal for this reason, and usually I don't date guys bigger than my dildo(prob about 6.5 inches) otherwise sex is more complicated. Any tips on how to comfortably take a big ass dick?

>>733670471
I bet you ask yourself 'why people think you're a creep' all the time.

>>733670508
Cmon Chelsea, lets see that full body :D

>>733670303
It was more his thing and he went in really quickly before I had a chance to say anything. By the time I spoke up, it was too late.

So is anal something you plan to really do again or did this experience turn you off from it?

>>733670718
Shut up faggot. This is a hetero sex thread.

>>733670718
It never goes all the way in. Like, he can't do balls deep and if we do doggy, i feel it hit my cervix everything. The best position is when I go flat on my stomach and he does it from behind. Also, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl because you have control over the depth (except when he gets too excited and slams me on his dick which he gets reprimanded for kek). Regardless, I still bleed every now and then. Like, we had sex last night and you can see from pic my vag still hasn't returned to form yet. It takes a day.

>>733670759
Are you femanon?

>>733670940
I don't know. I think he needs strict rules for next time and if he tells me to fucking "relax" again I'll walk the fuck out. That was honestly one of the worst parts of it. My insides being TORN while he was like "relax. Come on...just relax!"

>>733670885

How did it feel to get fucked like a pornstar?

Bad Dragon lube

>>733671206
No

>>733671389
Read the thread...

>>733670684
Great rack anon, and nice waist to hips, smooches on your bits, feel better soon

>>733671344
You are such a whiny bitch. You should seal your asshole with superglue and shit out your vagina. Fuck off cunt, I'm out.

>>733663625

LOL! NO! but next time use tons of lube and make him go slow at your pace

>>733671428
I don't need opinions from a faggot.

>>733671681
That wasn't an opinion. It was an assumption. I bet anyone who knows you IRL would be just pleased to hear you went online to a forum where a girl talked about her painful anal experience and you responded with
>Poor baby. I would kiss you and lightly touch your breasts. Then I would use lots of lube and gape your asshole so wide I could sell tours of the inside of your lower bowel.

>>733671613
i actually laughed. thx anon.

>>733671613
Beta cuck detected.

>>733664369
Swedish Navy Premium Anal Lube

>>733671780
did the thought ever pass your mind of.. if the dicks were smaller, you could have one in your pussy and one in your ass at the same time?

Why did you paint your fingernails between the OP pic and the follow up pics?

>>733663625
Have fun on the toilet.

>>733671959
I didn't. My one pinky just doesn't have polish on it.

>>733671969
Yeah...lets talk about that. What happened this morning was so weird. Like, he actually fucked my guts in both senses.

>>733672187
Maybe if you ate more and took bigger shits it would have went better.

>>733672187
This whole thing kinda sounds like assault.

>>733672187

Good point. Post more photos of your anus.

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>>733672750

>>733672798

You are wonderful. Thank you.

That's a fucking burn and a half nigga, ain't no just the tip bullshit.

>>733670684

Did he text you back today?

>>733672798
If you've never had anal before what made you jump into the big girl pool and try out Mr Arizona can dick if you don't mind me asking? Also tits with hips pl0x

>>733673106
LOOL

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>>733673106

I remember not so long ago I was fucked in the ass such hard that next 2 days I pactically stayed in bed resting. Guy has huge dick. And I mean HUGE. Iv got bigger dildos before in my ass, but real dick is a totally different thing. It wasnt even about my asshole, Im not amateur, but my guts were rearranged. He went really deep. And his dick was fat like soda can.

>>733673143
Mentioned earlier. He wanted anal it was in exchange for what I want (doing things in public). We had kind of flirted with the idea and then just ended up deciding to do it last night.

>>733673361
Yeah! Like, my gastrointestinal tract feels messed. I think with his size, anal is just risky.

>>733673361
Yea but you're a faggot. Nobody cares.

>>733673334

What a charmer

Your boyfriend is an ass. He just wants your little hole for sexual pleasure and doesn't care about you. Anal is also about dominance and submission. You submitted to letting him violate your stinker storage.

>>733673334
Tell him you hired a black gay guy, 6ft4 240lbs with a 12in dick to teach him a hard lesson.

>>733673654

did u let him cum in your ass?

>>733673874
No, too painful. He finished on my tits

>>733673492
Holy shit public things are my fetish too, but I haven't met a single girl yet who shares that.. where are all of you at??

What did you both do in public. and where? I love that shit

me and my wife do anal every once in a while.

use lube and start slow. foreplay helps. getting fucked in the vag first will relax you for anal. you can easily take the dick if you relax. your body can do it.

>>733674173
Ugh, turns me on so much. I always try to blow him in our apartment parking lot or jerk him off in this forest by our condo, but he's such a pussy. And Canada.

>>733673654
Lady, this isn't Anthem Helpline. See a doctor if you think your colon is perforated. You can die of sepsis within days if it is.

>>733673655
>you're a faggot
actually you are wrong, but who cares

>>733673654
No worries. Rest. Your ass/guts will feel better soon ;) Also, anal is really great.

>>733674303
Nothing yet! But after this, I want to fuck in the forest next to our condo. Lots of joggers and bikers.

>>733664369
1:2 ratio of water:glycerin plus a healthy amount of hydroxyethylcellulose.

>>733674390
The ungrateful bastard! I keep trying to get dirty with my gf in the stacks but she's too shy :(

Turns me on a lot to know you guys are out there though, somewhere...

>>733674464
doing that shit in america is risky. getting caught could easily get you on the sex offender registry and effectively end your life.

>>733674124
Does his dick size bother you, or do you seek it out?

>>733674173
>I haven't met a single girl yet who shares that
how old are you? that's kinda shitty luck you've got there, a huge amount of girls are into some public action.

like, if I think about it, over 50% of the girls I've dated have been into it at least as much as me.

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>>733663625
kek

>>733673334
wish my gf would take it in the ass :(

>>733674937
That's a huge part of the fun though! Being an adrenaline junkie and getting sex at the same time makes me shudder with pleasure just imagining it.

>>733674958
I had no idea it was this big so def wasn't seeking it out. Sometimes I wish it were smaller. But I do like the mix of the pleasure and pain when we fuck and he stretches me out.

>>733675073
OP here kek so good!!

>>733675038
Well I've only had 4 girlfriends, and I'm not usually single very long. Maybe I just ask at the wrong places haha. I guess I could also try making it very clear how much it would turn me on. I also tend to go for very shy girls because they make me melt.

>>733663625
>Should I be concerned?
You should have axed that question when you had a DICK in your ass. Not now.

>>733675240
>I also tend to go for very shy girls because they make me melt.
same, I'm into DD/lg so cute/shy/innocent girls get me diamonds.

it might just be bad luck for you, or maybe I only date girls who have some signs of being kinky anyway.
Either way, there are a lot of them out there. if a girl is happy to drop to her knees and start sucking cock in the middle of the street she's a keeper

>>733675038
And I guess I can't say I haven't met one, I just don't usually talk about my fetish with strangers lmao. Thanks tho OP, you make me feel like my fetish is not weird at all and I now look at the world in a new way.. Will be fun trying to guess who is part of that 50% now hehe

>>733675406
I'll just start making crank my go to first date movie and see how they react to the bus station scene. God I honestly think thats what started it for me..

>>733675289
>axed
Nig nog detected

>>733675406
I like shy girls because when you see their other side its like its that much more special since they're so different around everybody else.

>>733675526
kek, might work.

but yeah, I guess I only start dating girls when I'm confident of the outcome. usually only take them on a date when a fair bit of flirting has happened already, probably some sexting, so I've usually got a good idea of what they're into. So if I slip my hand under the table at the restaurant and start fingering them or start playing with their tits at the cinema they're not as shocked as they might be.

>>733675087
That guy is right. You can get put on the sex offender registry for life. You will never get another job beyond McD. Have to register with police where ever you live for the rest of your life. Enjoy the risk for a quick nut idiot.

>>733675122
You dumb bitch. If he tears your colon you're fucked. You can die within hours.

Ask Mr. Hands.

Well goodnight anons! It's been real. Maybe I'll give an update on my butt tomorrow night kek

>>733676947
I wont be here, can you do it monday instead?

>>733665119
>Definitely don't want hard and fast. Just the head going in had me in tears. And he kept saying "relax" which was making me angrier and more tense kek

yeah the relax part is hard, but its critical - you basically push down like taking a shit ( someone post the shit dildo best of ).

practice with a dildo for sure.

>Astroglide is okay if you want to be cheap.

astroglide works great - why you consider cheap.

>>733672798
>>733672798
tell him he needs to come over and take better pics of your torn up asshole.

>>733675087
>getting caught could easily get you on the sex offender registry and effectively end your life.

I fucking hate America sometimes

>piss outside
>become a sex offender

too bad OP is gone, I had some recommendations for healing up quickly. She probably has some fissures going on.

App name?

>>733678223
analglidr

>>733677909
please do tell though, might come in handy

>>733663625
tell your retard boyfriend to use lubricant and loosen it up with a finger before ramming you like you're Sasha Grey. Fucking imbeciles ruining anal for the rest of us by scaring women.

>>733676043
What are the chances a cop rolls by while Im fucking in the forest? Not likely I think..

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>>733679132
you can buy this at walgreens - they keep it with the adult diapers. I had anal fissures, and this is what doctor recommended. basically menthol + zinc oxide. sooths and heals.

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post pics of grills getting rammed up the ass

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any girls out there who like getting it up the ass? I've only dated one girl that actively requested it.

>>733679319
thanks for the tip

>>733679588
yeah if you are really torn up the menthol might be a bit much... but this has been a life saver for me.

>>733663625
u need plenty of oil based lube op. water based just absorbs to quickly. next time try easing into it slowly. like vaginal its a bit sore at first but gets better.

>>733675038
50% of 0 is 0

>>733675038
>>733675038
I literally can't get it up in situations like that. I get all freaked out and stressed.

>drunk with friend
>she is super drunk
>barely walking
>says she needs help going to the bathroom
>at movie theatre, go into womens room quickly get into stall so she can sit down.
>she starts playing with my cock while she is trying to piss
>says way too fucking loud
>" I can only pee if I hve your cock in my mouth"
>goes quiet outside - everyone clearly heard
>basically drag her panties up
>as I'm leaving like.. mall security guys run into me
>"sorry she is drunk was just trying to help her out in the bathroom, we are leaving"
>they escorted us out

>>733663625
its aids. ive been there faggot.

>>733675083
Now you know why she won't kek

>>733665178
Looks like you got yourself somebody who just wants your holes

:-) enjoy

let me eat out again,it look so nice

U need a big black dick in your ass to make it feel better

USE CRISCO , SERIOUSLY IT WORKS