This is Johnny. He has a gun and a time machine. Dubs decides

>>733659178
Shoot the time machine's window out and use it. See what happens.

>>733659978
reroll

>>733660144
winrar lul

Johnny kills himself

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Johnny shoots out the window--really more of an indicator, like the sort that might be seen above an elevator. However, he needs more specific instructions with regards to time travel. How should he set the machine before activating it?

Set time machine 4 years in the future to the next American presidential election. Arrive in middle of presidential debate with trump and some other candidate. Shit on floor in front of studio audience

>>733661338
Re-roll

>>733661338
This, reroll

>>733661338
Reroll

>>733661338
More people need to get the fuck in here and help make something happen. Reroll.

>>733661338
This please

Johnny shoots his dick off

>>733662099
Win

go back 100 million years ago, shoot the biggest animal you can find, then come back and see if anything has changed

>>733662099
Winnar

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>>733662099
I honestly didn't expect anyone to remember the last thread. Were you there, or is it just that great minds think alike?

>>733661338
This, now that Johnny's been thoroughly circumcised

Johnny orders pizza

Johnny tries to masturbate furiously

Dickless Johnny decides to become a qtpi gf trap begins to cross dress

>>733662370
The last thread was that adventure with bearrow right? If so I was there.
>>733661338 this reroll

puts fingers in blood and rubs on face

Johnny sets time machine back to when America was great 1950...

Johnny paints a swastica on the wall with his bleeding dick cavity

>>733662824
The last thread began with Johnny in front of his house. It was fairly similar in nature to this one, and I'm not sure what you're referring to.

Johnny doesn't know which bathroom to use. Shits his pants

Johnny throws his blow up dick to wall to see if it sticks

Johny crawls into the time machine, and sets it to go to the hospital 20 years from now.

>>733662958
Something different then, in the thread I spoke of we shoved an arrow up a bear's ass and called it a bearrow, then went on an adventure with it.
>>733661338
This reroll

>>733663022
Winner

>>733659178
Send a bullet back in time to 1991 in my dad's junk before he makes the mistake of nuttin' in my mom.

>>733663255
check em

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A knock on the door, Johnny opens door, it's Chad!

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>>733663022
What pants

>>733663022
This is winner.
>>733663255
Try again next time

Johnny smears poop in open dick wound

>>733663419
aw fuck

Johnny fucks OP's mom and makes OP watch

>>733663489
Reroll

Johnny uses the time machine to go back to his mom's womb.

>>733661338
Reroll

Qtpi gf shows up, can't belive what Johnny has done to himself in her absence

Johnny from the future (who has already figured out how to use the machine) arrives and kills present-time johnny

Johnny uses the time machine to go back in time and rapes his own grandma

Johnny orders a pizza with pineapple on it

>>733663677
Win

>>733663677
winrar.

/thread

>>733663677
Yay

>>733663400
johnny travels back to the supermarket to buy pants

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>>733663677
Winrar

>>733663677
Future Johnny rapes present day dead Johnny for the keks

>>733663677
You can't dictate future Johnny's actions unless you first wait until you are future Johnny, at which point you would no longer be the one getting killed.

>>733663842
So we reroll right? Ok.
>>733663708
This

>>733663842
Sorry niggie, dubs calls the shots

Johnny goes back to the past and kills Samurai Jack

>>733663400
Set time machine back 9 months before 2016 presidential election, fucks Hillary Clinton and magically impregnates her

>>733663985
I think he's OP and just set a new rule.
Is that right OP? We rerolling?

>>733663842
If this is OP then we must obey
Reroll
>>733664101

>>733661338
Reroll

Niggers steal the time machine with Johnny inside of it

OP appears on the scene. Johnny proceeds to rape OP because they're both faggots