DICC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7gUkBru3OQ
Yep. Dic's a thing, sure is great!
So for those of you with the massive donger, does your partner complain about it? Is sex regular for you two?
>>733644734
>Sex
>Implying
>>733644855
Oh c'mon, not everybody in here is a virgin. If I can get sum fuk, anybody can.
>>733644734
Depends on the person taking it.
>>733644985
>"If I can anyone can" meme
Okay normie
I am definitely more of a loser than you.
>>733645241
Nothing normie about me, but talk to people and use social apps to meet people.
>>733645466
>Can get sex
>"Nothing normie about me"
You have no idea what you are talking about.
>>733641550
Heeey, I'm not too far away!
god i love ass
>>733647525
Bbc
Big black corn
>>733648605
How can you love ass if you dont fuck it?
>>733649025
i want to make my ass into the ass that i love
>>733648605
I know how you feel
How are you tonight
>>733649058
Ah, so you want a well loved ass.
And frequently loved.
>>733649330
>Something women will never want to do to my penis
>>733649071
Hey Luc.
>>733650758
everything's on a cob! we have to get out of here!
tfw ill
>>733650868
Get sleep.
>>733651247
I'm in bed
halfway there I guess
>>733651326
Jerk off, then sleep.
>>733650868
Autofellatio is best
>>733650538
Hello
What's new
>>733650983
Why can't my ass look that cute?
>>733651511
I'm trying to build up the energy to do so
>>733651534
I've never tried it but I hear it's nice
>>733651771
Simple
You arent cute.
>>733651771
Same. I wish I could have a butt half as cute as that..
>>733651844
Its nice
Its feels more like sucking than getting sucked, but then again I'm a filthy virgin so I dont have much to compare to
>>733651895
Eh, I'm not the best, I'm not the worst.
I'm just no twink.
C'est la vie
>>733651987
How old are you?
>>733651987
I'm a sucker for sucking
>>733652038
Wrong, if you arent the best you are the worst.
>>733652086
20
I've been propositioned for relationships and secks but the thought scares me so I declined
>>733652131
Ayy, me too
>>733651703
Work's slow and boring. How're you?
>>733651844
Ask a nearby male to help you.
>>733652038
Become a twink.
>>733652235
Wish I at least got that when I was 20. It was mostly just "Ew" and "No one would want you".
>>733652168
cuts deep, fam.
>>733652296
Doing okay
Tired as fuck
>>733652406
Well, I'm sorry to hear that nibi.
It's fine though, I got my ego kicked a down a notch or two in school so maybe we are on the same boat
>>733652296
Can't, am older. I look young enough to be 18-20ish, but I no longer have the metabolism. I'd have to work my ASS off to get it off and keep it off.
>>733652513
Wen you're a 30yo virgin with no future then we will be "on the same boat".
>>733652296
my boy won't come over because I'm sick :/
can't say I blame him
>>733652838
I've ten years, I got this
The only thing that might interfere is that my frat wants to get me laid somehow
>>733652960
>In a frat
>Normie af
You'l get laid. Unlike me.
>>733653092
Everyone seems to say that since Im in a fraternity that I am a normie
>>733653092
Nibi it's okay, I'm sure you're just a cuties ^_^
>>733653178
Because thats what normies do.
>>733653388
Irrelevant information of either/or since I wont get laid regardless.
>>733653178
i hate the word normie but in my experience if you're in a frat you're probably a douche
>>733653796
Heck
but Ive been namefaggin since like 6 years ago
>>733654058
Who are you
if you could punch a kid and get away with it, would you?
>>733649071
im doing okay, sickness still comes and goes
>>733649196
my ass, and by extension my life, is only fit to serve strong men
>>733654004
I am not though
>>733654171
Socksarecool
>>733654222
Yes, I hate children. I am glad I was never a child.
>>733654434
how do you know that?
ass
man
>>733654390
People not like me basically.
>>733654434
Remember the name, barely talked to you.
>>733654491
I'd like to think that I'm a nice person
>>733654687
Likewise
>>733654222
I'll punch you. With my dick.
>>733654824
Fucking namesync.
>>733654437
nothing like losing 70% of your income to a child that has a forever lowering chance of being rich enough to support you when you're 80.
>>733654824
>>733655001
gay
though i like the thought of being cockslapped.
oWo
>>733655208
As if any women would have sex with me to have a child. So it works out.
>>733655208
Fag.
>>733655454
>women
there's your problem
>>733655594
yes, im a gigantic fag.
worst part, i'd love to be dominated by a stronger larger man than the boy i am
>>733655792
No men would ever have sex with me either.
>you will never bury your face in a nice boi pussy and breath in its scent whiling licking and sucking on balls
I ain't gay though
>>733655926
yeah, ive read many times.
there there.
>>733655792
That's because you are a small girly boy.
>>733649233
cornography
>>733656374
yes, yes i am.
>>733656852
That's why Nibi will never touch you.
>>733656852
Finally admits it!!
>>733654390
Aww
>>733656996
im not sure if i want nibi to touch me
>>733657057
on the one-of day
>>733657367
Hey faggot
Heard you're trying to steal Snarf from me
>>733657367
>im not sure if i want nibi to touch me
People always try to say differently but it always leads to this.
>>733657472
nah.
i wouldnt wanna come between hunnsnarf
or snarfbunns
whichever
>>733657684
i might, i might not
i dunno.
>>733657900
Lies!!
>>733657900
Its always end with might not. There is no other way about it.
>>733657962
i do not always lie, only on tests, and this is not a test AFAIK.
>>733658175
i should lean towards might just to mess with ya.
>>733657900
You want to cum between us.
>>733658935
nuH UH
>>733657328
it's been getting better
>>733654687
not everyone shares my tastes
>>733659660
tastes for ass?
>>733660058
taste for strong muscled men
some people masturbate to legolas
>>733660181
is there something wrong with that?
breast feed the baby
Hi guys
Benis
>>733660337
no
>>733660410
Hey
>>733660471
eggs.
>>733660610
there ya go
>>733660626
what the shit
>>733660410
Hello.
>>733660431
Hey Kai.
>>733650868
Artist?
>>733660805
Hi, Snarf
>>733660750
lay your eggs in me bby~
>>733660812
dunno, maybe someone from hardblush
mrs finley got the moxie
>>733660626
:)
>>733660674
>>733660914
no just buy suppositories or some shit
>>733660844
Matty no love Snarfs.
>>733661124
bulging bellies mmm
>>733660410
Fag
>>733660431
Hey Kai
>>733661428
no u
>>733661398
nothin more comes to mind, here's darkgem
>>733661673
I think I would laugh if I saw a guy with a pierced navel and I have a goddamned prince albert
>>733661159
Good evening, Dom~
How's everything?
>>733661210
Why not?
>>733661428
Hi, Hunnbunns
How's it?
>>733661820
Because no one loves Snarf.
>>733661963
>>733662110
I don't have any problem with you.
>>733662168
kawaii tiger maid
>>733661786
what if he was really strong and attractive
>>733661820
kind of complicated but not horrible
i'm an effete, idiot ape
college has been nice
>>733662202
Tolerance is not love.
>>733662301
well then I wouldn't laugh...it's just...not likely lol
I miss college. I couldn't find a job so I'm in a coding bootcamp now because I can't stand living with my parents. College was the only time I was really free.
>>733662301
That's good then.
I didn't know you were in college.
>>733662375
I don't love you, but I don't dislike you.
>>9516210
>>733662458
not yet covenanted to the greenback
college was definitely a nice time, before the horror really set in
>>733662561
one summer course, it's all i could afford
i enjoy being there and kind of wish the course lasted longer
>>733662561
Love the Snarf.
>>733662961
Gross.
>>733662950
What are you majoring in?
>>733663120
Okay.
>>733662961
elephants are ->hot<-
>>733663129
'associate of arts'
>>733663242
Sounds cool.
I should go back to school for something art related, or at least get a job back in nursing.
>>733663242
we need more elephants, very underrated
>>733663342
healthcare is the way to go
i'm probably going to study sonography or something and hope for a 4 day a week job
>>733663506
Doing ultrasound or something like that?
>>733663356
i surrender my body to licentious elephant dads
>>733663590
yea
>>733663217
Snarf needs all the love. In the butt.