Ylyl thread

wow you are so alone

Maybe start by posting something that will actually make me laugh, not make me sexually confused, you nitwit.

>>733631251
here is my contribution ( i can't stop laughting "AKA MY SIDES") https://youtu.be/iSwvVwGO7Ok

>>733631251
the facial expression and attitude of the obviously leftist liberal prof at the end made me laugh

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>>733631461
You. You I like.

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>>733631251

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

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https://youtu.be/rOGLnwySJl0

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>>733631251
How fucking old is that picture.

Haven't seen that in years.

>>733633000
Nice numbers

>>733632934
no, their necks did not stretch. they were born with long necks and were able to survive and reproduce.

>>733631251
dat bite mark doe

>>733633000
Heil dubs trips

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>>733631251

>>733632001
fuck you

>>733632934
but that isn't true at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hlpSxX0-vY

>>733636530
never is for theists. constantly changing the rules.

>>733633025
this is just a retarded strawman
0/10 would not laugh, not even ironically, just dumb

>>733637004
>triggered

>>733633355
Hitler was christian

>>733633355
the only one that wasnt atheist in this picture is the one that could have saved us all.

fuck it im becoming christian

>>733637150
Yeah but he wasn't though, was he. He never believed in god and you know it.

Butthurt atheists ITT

>>733637150
no lol. he had plans to abolish all religion. he used christanity first against jewism but it was a thorn in his eye, because he wanted to be seen as the only leader and all people following his agenda and not some religious one.

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>>733637131
God of the gaps is the stupidest justification for the existence of a higher power - it's literally moving the goalposts, and it has been doing so for the past 2,000 years (heaven must be in the clouds since that's the highest point and the stars are on a dome - nope theres space - space is heaven - nope telescopes were invented showing it's just gas and dust - we don't know why people get sick it must be the wrath of god - nope microorganisms (bacteria) - we dont know what was there before the big bang - the list goes on and on as we find new questions.
He's not triggered he's just impressed by your ignorance

>>733632001
g

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>>733638389

>>733638885
(You)

>>733632879
No it's not

>>733632985
Like a god that just always existed and has all the power so he creates a whole universe just to create humans on a single planet and makes it look like it was created like the big bang theory.

>>733638885
When does the funny start?

why do religious fags have to ruin these threads?

your memes are bad and you should feel bad

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>>733639235

>>733633355
>implying there's anything wrong with marx and lenin

neckbeard cringe thread

>>733640428
I could see a teenager being like this, but this guy looks like he's an adult, how does idiocy like this survive for this long?

>>733633355
Lenin was christian, Marx was a jew

>>733633931

This guy gets it.

>>733637994
I'm not gonna trust philosophy from someone who can't even spell Judaism

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>>733640428
>mfw after looking up his twitter just now

>>733640518
>except the millions of dead bodies

>>733640615
He's a fucking atheist. What the fuck do you really expect?

>>733633494
Hell, getting rid of the religion would help get rid of some of the rape too. Sounds good to me.

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>>733641023

>>733641023
I was an atheist when I was a teenager, how has he not grown out of it by now?
Still don't like religion, I favor starting with deism and then figuring out things myself from there.

>>733632001
Rude

>>733641542
this one is clearly autistic

>>733641494
He's almost certainly on the spectrum. Atheism is a religion for rebellious children. The autist fedoras never truly let go.

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>>733641444
nice dubs!

This bread is cancer

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>>733635454

>>733641647
The contradictions in the bible are there intentionally, it is meant to act as a mirror, reflecting back yourself exactly as you need to be.

>>733632879
So fucking stupid.

>>733632001
FUCK YOU GABE I ALREADY GAVE YOU MY MONEY

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>>733641923
>trying this hard

>>733641948
>atheist arguments

>>733633025
Fuck Quinton.

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>>733642079
>equating a man hitting paint onto a canvas to the complexity of our universe

>>733642355
And why exactly is that a false equation?

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>>733642478
Because the beginning of the universe isn't as simple as that? It's not necessarily that "everything came from nothing". It's like retards who say "evolution isn't real because we don't see the inbetween of man and monkey". Only an idiot who hasn't read any recent work on the subject would say that.

>>733642744
>>733642744
KEK

>>733642478
I agree, it is a pretty good equation.
The false equation is that of our reality and a masterpiece.

>>733632001
fuck off

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>>733642943
>mfw there isn't a single Christian in this thread and it's just atheists trolling atheists and no beats skipped.

>>733632001
k

Guys, guys, guys.

Stop arguing.

We're all gonna die anyway. And we all are gonna get fucked.

Hell or nothing, we're gonna get fucked.

Be serious, you won't go to heaven. You spend your days arguing like a retard on 4chan.

Let's all be friends and repeat after me.

"We're all fucked."

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>>733643183
>mfw there is always someone who points this out like it's original

>>733632001
KEK
and FUCK YOU

>>733642817
Really?
You think the universe was masterfully created for US?
Have you ever considered the fact that in 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the universe you'd die instantly?

Actually there should probably be a lot more 9's there, but you get the idea.

>>733641927
fuck you

>>733632001
can't risk it

>>733643633
Exactly, what kind of universe has that much wasted space?
Wasted space that is lethal to the god's chosen race.

This is the worst ylyl thread I've seen in a while holy shit

>>733641948
>>733639019

It's a YLYL thread and not a "Debate me" Thread...

Cunts.

>>733632001
nigger

>>733643803
Yeah, kinda fell off the rails at the atheism thing.

>>733643935
I usually don't mind religion-themed ylyl material but this wasn't even remotely funny

>>733643803
Meh, better than animal gore.

>>733632001
Gabe why

>>733639755
WHERE IS HIS FUCKING CHIN???

Don`t know why this bothers me so much...

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>>733635454

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>>733644198

>>733639216
>FSM
>Atheist

You gotta pick one.

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>>733632001

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>>733644578
>atheists can't prove god exists
>you can't prove that god does exist

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>>733644506
you are a dipshit.

>Jesus is sad for you

>>733644730
Joke religions are religions that have a deity none the less.

You are the dipshit.

>>733644439
It's funny how most of the prison population is religious though.

>>733644545
Gay. Nobody says there was nothing. We just cannot presently determine any conditions prior to the big bang. Even the Catholic Church acknowledges this.

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>>733644839
the entire premise of the FSM is to show the idiocy of a deity.

>being this stupid

>>733632001
Fucking fuk

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stay mad, atheists

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die. Deuteronomy 21:18-21

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>>733645249
fuck.

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>>733643343
>mfw I'm enlightened by my intelligence

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What a lovely thread

Beautiful

>>733632249
Didn't laugh one bit.
Seriously.
Poor lad.

He's a fellow /b/rother, and no /b/rothers should feel the pain of cheating and betrayal. Especially the blind betrayal when Anna goes to sleep over at brad's house just to fuck him some more.

>>733645882
The. Last Supper was PURE PROTEIN!!!

>>733644094
This episode is golden. Rip Father Ted

>>733632001
Kys

>>733632879
call the red pain "the blood of christ" and that's actually what christians believe

>>733632001
fag

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>>733631251

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>>733645945
gains for days!

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>>733635723
>>733635761
>>733635942
>>733646047
>>733646206

>>733633355
Jeez man I'm already atheist you don't need to convince me more

>>733646047
John, haha. Where did you find this one?

>>733638885
It seems you hate atheists more than they (supposedly) hate your god.

>>733634413
lost

>>733646108
why is this old hag on every fucking ylyl thread? she messaged me on cougarlife.com and i told her to fuck off.

Thread is utterly fucktarded

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>>733632001
Fug

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>>733646501

oh somewhere online haha! save it, it's all yours, my friend!

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>>733632001

>>733632985
I don't give a fuck what you believe. However, if you think this is a good argument against atheism, go fuck yourself.

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Fucking end this

>>733632985
>I can't read, take a look at studies on the natural world, or reason, so I'm just going to fill the blanks with 'nothing's and 'magic'

Aside from that, theists completely miss the point of the Big Bang. It does not posit that "something came from nothing". It posits that at some point, there was an astronomical explosion that set matter into motion and entropy into effect, before that, we cannot tell yet. The point is we're seeing where the clues lead, and we will get further glimpses into a past before that if such a thing exists. If this method did not work, we would understand absolutely nothing about our reality right now, when we so evidently do. To such an extent, in fact, we can manipulate the laws of nature to create machines and medicine.

Humour me for a moment, though. If God exists and truly wished to be worshipped, we'd all be worshipping Him without question. It would be more efficient and effective to have all humans embedded with a mechanism that compels them to worship and know Him as naturally as eating and sleeping. Don't you think?

I thought this was supposed to be a YLYL thread. But no, goddamned christians invade this place like muslim refugees invaded Europe!

God, you who lives on the Sky, behind the clouds, burn those motherfuckers that shame you by fixing up YLYL breads.

>>733641647
holdup... holdup
is that cross also a meat tenderizer?
because i would buy one.

>>733646645
your nose is growing anon you are full of more shit than a Christmas goose

>>733632001
Fu

>>733647096
This was well written, thanks for laying out the idea.

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>>733647096

>>733633355
Firstly, Hitler a Christian, and secondly, all of these people pictured were good guys.

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>>733647146

>>733632985
Ironically, god-tier b8

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>>733647470

>>733632001
JUST IN CASE.

>>733643294
>And we all are gonna get fucked.

speak for yourself, I'm a wizard. i ain't getting fucked.
just saying

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Oh boy lotsa atheist bait

Atheists are by far the easiest trolled demographic on the internet. Even Muslims are more difficult to trigger than you fucking fedora tipping neckbeards.

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>>733632879

>>733642355
With the universe there was no man.

It's actually a good example of religious belief since the image has a creator.

>>733632934
Could be a Lamarckian evolution joke but I don't think there's anyone on 4chan who's not actually retarded

>>733632001
I've gone this whole time never responding to these "Reply or your mother will die" posts, considering it to be mere superstition and thinking that the act of replying would simply make me a fool.

A couple days ago, my mother was diagnosed with lymphoma which has progressed to the point that it is untreatable, and she now has only an estimated six months to live. It's not exactly "in her sleep tonight", but I can't help but feel that my hubris was responsible.

Guys, let go of your pride. Be sure to respond. The curse is real, and it will take your mothers. I can only hope that by diligently replying to all future posts, the curse can be undone. It's probably too late, but it's my last shot. Don't make my mistake.

Is this is a ylyl thread or a fucking cringe thread?

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>>733632001
You piece of shit

thread is ironically hilarious

>>733639494
It doesn't. We're all winning ylyl

>>733643859
Well get back to posting those minions from your mom's Facebook nigger

>>733647898
Neither, faggot thread

>>733632879
No it's not but fucking can't stop laughing.
The satire is on point.

>>733642943
> Being born gay
Nice bait

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>>733632985
Lol at least these try. Usually they take arguments they have no answer for and just put it over a picture of some fat neckbeard to discredit it. Face it christfags, your fairytales are dying out with each passing generation. And deep down you know your wrong.

>Heathens

>>733644439
This one always makes me laugh. Suggesting morality comes from God when it's always come from society is pretty childish.

>>733644490
This is a great example of retardation as well. "Organized atheism" as the author suggests is always formed by brutal regimes who understand the power the church has over idiots. And they don't want to share power with the church.

I fucking love atheists. I've never lost so hard to a YLYL cancer thread.

>>733647898
Every ylyl thread is a cringe threadm

ITT: atheism

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>>733647509
Actually the only somewhat funny banana post ive ever seen. Kudos, good sir.

Why is it always atheism vs Christianity exclusively? Don't they know how to insult other ways of thinking or something?
I mean, there is more than just those 2

>>733642134
Thanks.

>>733649395
Because a Christian is about the only one to bother arguing. A Muslim will just make a bomb or run people over. And a jew will just ignore you and promote more niggers shoe horned into leading roles in media.

>>733649395
Those are the only two that make sense. Except only one of those makes sense, of course.

>>733649395
Cause theres a lot of cristfags on 4chan. Not a lot of muslims jews etc to argue with. Even if there were theyd just get btfo by both christfags and athiests.

>>733632001
I have ignored some of these but gaben has a certain vibe to him that makes me believe him

>>733634413
lost

>>733632001
I hate my mom and make a point to never respond to one of these. It unfortunately doesn't work at all.

>>733644492
kek

>>733632001
Shit

>>733645469
but that's the most blissful thought

>>733631251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrqjBvH1WvU

Fucking autismal levels of atheism ITT

>>733635059
I'm crying

>>733633494
If we got rid of all religion there would be no terrorists or jews

>>733645519
>Implying that these countries living conditions were bad only because of Atheism. The reason these places were shit holes was because of leadership that didn't care about the people they were leading.

>>733632001
You fuck

>>733631251
Did an atheist steal your girlfriend OP? Fucking christcucks lol.