Dubs decides what I say

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>733609711
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur.

>>733609986
roll

pls

Have you ever heard of ghettogaggers? Its my new obsession. Is that something you would be down for?

>>733609711
tits or GTFO

sorry my brother was texting, what are u up to?

>>733610199
winrar

>>733610199
winrar

can we fuck?

>>733610199
Deliver OP

>>733609711
Fuck off nigger.

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>>733610199
KEK

anyways we can discuss that later, wanna meet up?

>>733610368
youre not getting much of a response youve already bored her beyond her limit

grab the attention of another ho and lets hit reset on this thread and get going again

>>733610473
This

replies in hours? fuck off im not sitting here to wait for unfunny shit

>>733610473
+1

>>733610368
I'm just a retard with a little penis, you don't want to talk to me. sometimes I like to lick my fingers after I stick them in dog's assholes, does that sound like a fun time for you?

>>733610551
damn, so close...

>>733610570
are you new here?

>>733610603
He must be

No where in hell was that fucking close

>>733610603
>fucking with OP
>"are you new here?"

yeah that's the last time I check up on /b/, so long newfags.

>>733610667
4 off from trips.

I guess your number isnt the neighbour of the beast, either.

>>733610667
Close on how he himself are!

>>733609711
how about OP, u start wiv a new girl that hasn't already decided not to talk to u?

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Okay let's try this girl

>>733609711
how about you anhero on camera and tell your best friend to email it to her? that would be shocking.

>>733610895
whats up

>>733610199
This again

>>733610895
Tits or log the hell of

Hi my lady, my name is Jeffrey the kiiller OwO :V

>>733610895
did we really match?

>>733610895
show me your dick. do you like to queef into sand dunes on the beach, or is that just a Jersey thing?

>>733611062

bump

>>733610895
"What the fuck kind of name is Maddy? I can tell we aren't going to get along already"

>>733611062
roll for this again

I lost my way home, can i get directions to yours?

>>733610895
what animies do you watch, and do you watch them on a regular basis?

>>733611154
roll

I want to unwrap your presents, stuff your stocking and plaster you with a white Christmas.

>>733610895
nice hairline can i see what your feet look like

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>>733609711

this thread is cancer.

kill it.

>>733611166
oh, shit

>>733610895

I really like your +7 arcane nose. How many goblins did you have to mate with to get that?

>>733611166
>>733611066
WINNERS

>>733611166
>>733611066
winrar, op keep up

>>733611166
stupid wiener...

>>733611251

reroll

>>733610895
you have a big nose maddy and you know what they say about bitches with big noses

/theard
this theard is dead now, you may leave

>>733611166
hell yeah

I have a dead body in my car. Want to share it?

>>733611418
youredoingitwrong.jpg

>>733609986
ez

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She responded

"Your profile picture looks like you're taking one of those shits that's so greasy you have to take your shirt off and then WebMD anal fissures"

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>>733610040
The good old days

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>>733610040

>>733610040
Rollll

>>733610895
You like dick?? I got the biggest dick. Let's smash

You Looks very pretty :/\)

>>733611775
Wtf kind of a roll is this summerfag

do you know memes? i am like a meme lord. My friends keep calling me like that

"God look at that beak. I bet you sound so whiny"

>>733611901
Roll lul

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Hi do you want to join my minecraft server? ^-^

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You're so fuckin slow OP

>>733611901
Rollin for this

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I wish it was legal to have sex with children so I wouldn't have to resort to an old bitch like you. Fix your thinning hairline cunt

>>733611986
Reroll

>>733611961
kek. roll

>>733611901
please

>>733611975
Sorry I came home from school and was making a burger

>>733611901
I want!

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>>733611775
Lurk moar

>>733611986
Rolling

>>733612130
4chan is for 18 year olds

i want you to fart in my mouth, then ill try to guess what you had for lunch.

>>733612199
I am 18, last year of high school

>>733612199
Winrar!

>>733612199
Whoever got dubs here, say something and I will message it

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>>733612199
Shit winrar

>>733609711
Why do you think of yourself as shit?

I'm 53 years old! But age doesn't matter agreed? I guess, my genital just got hard. Lol. They say Disneyworld is the happiest place on earth but obviously they haven't been on my genital. Lol I just made my day.

>>733612249
>>733612249


This por favor

>>733612425
roll for this.c

>>733612360

>4chan is for 18 year olds
>>733612199

you have to say that I guess, there's no way to tell who posted that

>>733611961
P l a y T h a t N o t e b l o c k N i c e l y

protip for every one of u cunts. If ur half decent looking, and u see a girl wearing a choker, drop the line "Nice choker, but my hands would work better" 9 times outta 10 ur already in her pants
tried and tested..

>>733612565
Not saying that. It makes no sense and is boring, will say whatever the first person who responds to this

Sometimes i like to pretend im Brian Boitano.

>>733612249
>>733612249
>>733612249


Rerolling for justice!

>>733612609
ty

>>733611901
roll

I wish it was legal to have sex with children so I wouldn't have to resort to an old bitch like you. Fix your thinning hairline cunt

>>733612609
Protip
>Just the tip

I wish it was legal to have sex with children so I wouldn't have to resort to an old bitch like you. Fix your thinning hairline cunt
>gay

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>>733611667
Send her this picture

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>>733612609
Rolliiiin

>>733613030
rolling for the keks

>>733612682
I am an avid fedora collector. Tell me something about yourself M'lady

>>733612682

Send this: >>733612914

>>733613030
lmao

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>>733613133

>>733609711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBNANhcX-0 [Embed] [Embed]
open vid and dislike
no questions please
i just want to make a little kid cry

>>733612609
Rolllll

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>>733613133
WE GOTTEM WINRAR

can i see puss puss?

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>>733613477
>>733609711
DUBBS
HAH
GAADI

>>733613477
Well there goes my chances of ever fucking this bitch :(

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>>733613477
OO MAMA
GONNA HAV FUN WITH THIS ONE

>>733613611
Winrar

Are you a fidget spinner? Because I'd play with you like an Autistic twelve year old in a schoolyard.

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>>733613477
gold

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>>733613695
ROLL

I was a prison boyfriend.

SAY if you send nudes ill suck your dick

>>733613477
rolling for this >>733613030

>>733613695
How do you people come up what these?

also roll

>>733613477
TOP KEK
I hope she calls the police

I'm an newfag

can we be friends?

>>733614022
Top meme

OMG I got pranked

>>733613695
Roll

>>733614335
Reroll

>>733614022

>>733613695
߷ finna ߷ spinna ߷ until ߷ i'm ߷ the ߷ spinna ߷ winna ߷ at ߷ first ߷ i ߷ was ߷ a ߷ spinna ߷ beginna ߷ but ߷ now ߷ i ߷ channel ߷ my ߷ inna ߷ spinna ߷ and ߷ i ߷ eat ߷ spinna ߷ for ߷ dinna ߷

>>733613446
reroll

>>733614484
My nigga you just got roasted

>>733614285
roll

>>733614484
ask her if you can suck a log from her asshole
and mabye if she is andy sixx

Nigger Nigger Nigger

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>>733614484
I wish you weren't so old

Do you wana join me in a 3some with my mom or my dad your choice

So i think im gay but my friend said if i fuck an ugly bitch ill turn straight wana help a brother out nigga

Can I shit in your mouth a little bit one night?

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>>733614788

>>733614679
are you free saturday night for some logging?

>>733614910
Roll

Do you think your mom gets wetter than you?

>>733614934
Pls Merry me

>>733614934
do you have a younger sister?

>>733614924

Reroll

>>733614910
Let's do this

>>733615003
Reroll

>>733614910
>I shit in your mouth a little bit one night?
ROLL

>>733614910
rollarini

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>>733615011

>>733614934

I've been trying to jerk it to your picture can you send me a better one

>>733615011
TOPKEK. Op pls deliver this one

Communism

>>733615061

Re re rolln

after dinner ill lick your butthole

>>733615229
roll

>>733615244

Check please

NIGGER

>>733609711
▲
▲ ▲

>>733615229
Roll

>>733615229
Rell

I cAn Haz CHeEZEbuRgER

what is your rarest pepe

>>733615229
Rolling

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>>733609711

then she replied: "shit"

>>733615229
Trollrollrollroll

>>733615229
There once was a man who had a dog and Rollin was his name-o.

>>733609711
sono chino sadameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>733615529
{:'-D

>>733615244

OP please send it

>>733615529
Why don't we actually try and get wins?

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Here is something actually funny

>>733615600
Winrar

>>733615658
Hey so want to show me your Dick?

>>733615529
Wanna see me in a fedora? I'm a great memer.

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Will you tongue punch my fart box?

AYEEEEE LMAO

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

GOD DAMMIT JEWS

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>>733616113
that's my boy

>>733615658
lel Hebrew cancer satelite

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>>733616113
ROLLING FOR THIS

>>733615529
Pls respond :(

>>733615055
Checked

>>733610895
What app is this?

>>733615529
You lost this one. You rly are anoying OP.

Next time stop insulting for no reason. Double of the same reply = fag.

>>733616275
stop fucking posting this gif in every fucking thread

>>733609986
>rolling

>>733616519
dogbreeders

you ever just get sick of fidgetspinning and think you should start a feminist holocaust

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>>733616536
no

spit roat me? hawt! xoxo

>>733616619
I'll let you roast me, but only if you show me your tits.

>>733616619
Please do it. I need this.

>>733616716
Roll

>>733616619
what the fuck was she trying to say here?

boys drink whisky, men drink pepsi

>>733616719
Rolling

>>733616812
this

>>733616619
Sorry, I don't speak nigger

>>733616619
the fact that you would do anything to me is making my cock diamonds

>>733616822
Win

>>733616619
"Make sure you use bullseye bbq sauce on me after some good roast, I wanna be tasty when we do some business 2gether"

>>733616716
This.

>>733616716
roll

>>733616619
"Shanequia put Marina back on the phone u porch monkey"

>>733615055

Winrar

>>733617096
roll

Traps arent gay are they?

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Send her this

>>733617053
How do you feel about Hitler?

doesnt it suck that your a woman and are a second class citizen?

i pulled my ding dong, till it puked white milk

now, pour me a capri sun, bitch
and keep that ugly mug off of my peripheral vision

>>733617693
rollz

gay

I wish I lived in the old south. You could kill niggers and shit back then and no age of consent.

What type of monkey was your dad? its for a research paper im doing

"nah but in all seriousness, how come having sex with children is illegal?"

My triple K will produce dubs

KKK

Its grapefruit time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT7yvaGN0ZU

I am the annoying orange

Look bitch do you think I'm going to enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a space alien?

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When will this fucking bitch reply

I'm just a bored faggot that can't handle an own conversation with a random girl

>>733619673
Probably never, you dipshit. Post the convo of the other girl and we'll roll for her.

>>733619673
She's done with you

>>733619875
Mm

Send nudes or i'll devour all of your family's anus you cunt

>>733621622
Dubs first try

ever been with a thai ladyboy before ;)

Please your hurting my feelings

>>733619673
Send her a picture of your dick in marinara sauce and say this could be us but you're a negligent cunt.

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