Could he beat you up?

>>733606752
no

>>733606752
I could sit on him and he would die.

/thread

>>733606830
Fatnigger alert

>>733606824
Explain

Yes he can use his body guards

>>733606752
Could he beat you off?

>>733606937
no

>>733607019
Just him and you, 1 on 1

>>733607025
I'll beat your dick off!
I'll beat it off with both hands if I need to!

>>733607039
Explain

>>733606752
Yeah but I carry a gun. To protect me from him specifically.

>>733607019
Precisely, now how do we intend to come up with a solution?

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>>733607101
no, you explain!

>>733606752


I TRAINED WITH HIM AT 10TH PLANET . HE COMES BY ONCE IN A WHILE TO TAKE PRIVATE WITH EDDIE. I'M 220 POUND BROWN BELT. I HAVE ROLLED WITH HIM.

I WOULD WAGER HE BEATS THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF 99% HERE.HE'S VERY ATHLETIC, SURPRISINGLY STRONG ESPECIALLY LOWER BODY STRENGTH AND A LEGIT PURPLE BELT. HE'S PROBABLY 170 POUNDS BUT STRONG AF AND SMELLS LIKE OATMEAL COOKIES ALL THE TIME.

>>733607224
the aorta is not in your goddamn stomach lol

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>>733607488
You are not a smart man.

>>733607224
This is a great book everyone should own.

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Look at that face and tell me he couldn't beat you up when he's angry. He looks like a 35 yr old man at this point, the anger has aged him.

And he will take it all out on you.

>>733607618
>You are not a smart man.

BOY, YOU IDIOT.

abdominal aorta..

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>>733607645
And yes I do have one

>>733607224
>Reverse knife grip
>Limiting your range and having weaker slashes/cuts
That dumb

>>733607645


DUDE, UNLESS YOU GO OUT THERE AND TRAIN YOUR FAT ASS, A BOOK WON'T DO SHIT. KNIFE ATTACKS ARE VERY DANGEROUS AD UNPREDICTABLE.

>>733607715
fatnigger detected

My nuts flex harder than this pamby ass bitch.

>>733607715
Kys

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>>733607837
Capslock edgelord

>>733606752
those boots n jeans are so cringe

>>733608148


ok fat home schooled 12 year old...mummy has your 10k calorie snack ready.

>>733606752
Legit, I'm the guy who tried to deport this guy back in 2014, how scared should I be?

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>>733608201
I would love for you to say that to his face. He would stomp your balls with those boots.

>>733606752
I have a couple kilos and inches on him and very little body fat so in all probability no

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>>733608308
wow, a+, funny and original. Are you here because it's summer break and the only time a brainlet like you could get away with relaxing?

>>733606752
The older he gets, the uglier he gets. His druggie lifestyle is not doing him good.

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>>733608799


JUST STFU YOU BALDING 12 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK. HE'S A LEGIT PURPLE UNDER BRAVO. CLOSE TO BROWN.HE WOULD MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR SIZE 54" WALMART PANTS.

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>>733608893
>stfu
>12 year old
>balding

is this your best work?

>>733606752
Lol, nope.

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>>733608551
Very. He recently got a stomach tattoo like McGregor, probably to summon his fighting skills.

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Lie down with dogs and you get flees. Lie down with niggers and you get .....

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>>733608893
Youre gay for the beibs? Damn son.

>>733609053


SUMMON WHAT YOU FAT FUCK? HE'S A PURPLE BELT UNDER BRAVO AND TRAINS BOXING UNDER MAYWEATHER. JUST FACE IT, HE WOULD PISS ON YOUR MOM AND BEAT YOU 400 POUND DIABETIC ASS AT THE SAME TIME

>>733607224
>using ice pick grip on anything ever other than an ice pick

yep confirmed retarded

>>733609158
>flees
>kys

>>733609314
too hung over to spell fleas.

>>733609053
He just woke up one day with all this ink? I wonder who designed it for him and told him it would be cool. Unless he has some MLP tats we all know he didn't contribute to the artistic process.

I'd rather fuck him

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>>733609373
He is very happy with it and could knock you out. Look how big his nose is getting, it's almost like he is turning into a legitimate strong black man.

>>733609457
He only goes for dark meat. >>733609158

>>733606752
Not with that flabby chin.

>>733609373
It was all part of the plan put together by his image consultant. This guy is no more hood than Mary Poppins.

>>733609182
>having roidrage
shut your fat ass up weeny, nobody believes your bullshit and you wouldn't do shit

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>>733609599
>strong black man
strong black manlet

>>733609775
hahahahhahahahhahahaha

>>733609775


HOW ARE THEY TRYING TO CHANGE THE BUSINESS?

>>733609362
shit excuse.

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>>733609775
The short fuck could beat the hell outta you

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>>733609815

Justin is a nice guy who browses /b/ frequently.

>>733606752
As faggot as this man is he is more alpha than 90% of the faggots on here. He will slay more bitches in his life than any of us could dream of, he has money, looks and a career you can't even dream of.

>>733610069
He looks very intox. The two women are probably holding him up. He likely will die young.

>>733610107
This is how short I am compared to my wife but I weigh 268lbs.

>>733610107
He looks to be about 5 feet tall lol

>>733609053
Guy who tried to deport him again.....


Should I get a stomach tattoo? What other measures should I take to make sure that I can defeat him?

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His eyes are devoid of any life at this point. He could destroy any of you.

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>>733610759

>>733610315
Do you have a nickname?

>>733610325
his $300,000,000 makes him as tall as he wants. keep hating on the beibs, he can 100% steal your girl with you in the room

>>733610911
she calls me Mr Crinkles and grouchy bear

>>733610980
Nigger detected.

>>733610980


EASILY...HELL ANY D LEVEL CELEB CAN MAKE YOUR MOM GURGLE CUM IN FRONT OF YOU

>>733610393
Yes, you should get a stomach tattoo. And walk with your back hunched and your arms extended outward to the side as far as possible. He won't admit it, but it intimidates him.

>>733610980
My wife would laugh in his douchey face, sometimes women could give 2 shits about money.

>>733606752
Why is he wearing clown shoes

>>733611275
Is there anyway I can erase the reminents of the petition and news articles about it off of the internet so he can't find me or remember my name?

Obama already removed he petition off of the whitehouse.gov website for me.

>>733611496
So your wife cares about money then? She gives a shit about it after all.

>>733611496


LOL.....I AM SURE BEIBS WILL LOSE SLEEP ABOUT NOT FUCKING A 400 POUND WHALE WHO SMELLS LIKE SEA GULL SHIT

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>>733611496
keep telling yourself that

>>733611725
I make good money and was even famous for a while. My wife was absolutely pissed when I was in the spotlight, it's part of the reason I am no longer in it, I could have made a ton of money too. Some women honestly don't care about it.

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>>733611688

>>733611639
Unfortunately what is done, is done. He has obviously found out about it by now. Just get your stomach tattoo and stay on guard.