hottest things to whisper into someone's ear

>>733598140
We're gonna make america great again

my mixtape is straight flame

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>>733598140
Just wait till you see my dick

>>733598140
is your pussy like steel beams because my sperms like jet fuel

>>733598140
It's free real estate.

Yes I had to do that.

It's free real estate

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>>733598140
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>733598140
can you hear the ocean now?

>then blow

i fuked ur gurl huehuhe

>>733598140
moot is back

>>733598140
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>733598462
GODDAMMIT GABE YOU FUCKING

>>733598140
lets fuck your mom tonight

>>733598462
fucc you anon

Where's my super suit?

>>733598542
stale copy pasta, yum

>>733598628
this

>>733598462
Here's your (you)

>>733598140
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub,
Yo da dub dub.
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub,
Yo da dub dub...
I'm a Scatman!

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>>733598140
are u feeling it mr now craabs?

Get get get get
Got got got got
Blood rush to my
Head lit hot lock
Poppin’ off the
Fuckin’ block knot
Clockin’ wrist slit
Watch bent thought bot

>>733598671
Fuck off Randy

>>733598671
Fuck off Randy

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>>733598671

>>733598671
Fuck off randy

>>733598671
fukin' randy fuck off

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The one piece is real.

>>733598140
"9million Celsius"

>>733598140
YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!

>>733598140
It's all a dream

>>733598671
gtfo ran

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>I'm going in dry

I thought you said not tonight...
Dad

>>733598879
I've seen him drive at least 15 cheese burgers into that thing in one sitting.

>>733598716
Fuck off

>>733598140
This is my swamp

>>733598140
i ate all your food i am sorry

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i'm already cumming

Madeleine McCann says hi.

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It's not rape

It's free real estate.

>>733598286
Beat me to it

>>733598140
"I'm going to kill you".

>>733601485
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now

>>733598140

"10^32 Kelvin degrees."

Right as you bust a nut deep in side her wet pussy...... you whisper in here ear

I have AIDS

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Nigger tongue my anus

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>i want to watch you give my baby sister her first orgasm

>>733603572
You had me at "baby"

"cyka blyat"

RUSEV MATCHKA

>>733598140
Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures First thing that’s different No more dad Morty He threatened to turn me in to the government so I made him and the government go away I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say Morty Forever And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my one arm man I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty That was FAKE I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce Morty That’s my series arc Morty If it takes 9 seasons I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY IT’S GONNA US ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>733598542
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

>>733604559
summer is here

>>733604559
B8

>>733604699
1) Traffic doesn't increase in the summer.
2) That's a fucking pasta response.
3) Lurk moar
4) ???
5) Profit

>>733598140
You give better head than your Mom babe

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I can take you back to your childhood

>>733604816
does slightly. if slightly is 10% of oh idk 10000000 then wtf

I just jerked off to bbc cuck porn but you're so hot that I still wanna fuck your butthole no homo

>>733598462
replying

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>>733598462

>>733605215
>does slightly

Literally moot himself said it doesn't. Why should I take your word for that?

>10%
Kek. Sure. Yeah. 10%.

>>733598140
Go home, I'm done

I gave you herpes

it´s me.casper.

>>733598462
I hope you die

>>733598671
Fuck off Bobandy.

>>733598140
Your even better than your sister

>>733602566
No fucking way. Did he really do a two thumbs up?

No don't pull out. I want to have your abortion.

>>733598462
Hate you

>>733606061
He died of obesity years ago. Is it his ghost protecting us?

>>733598140
Two or three suns at the same time

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>>733598140
"WHERE IS MAH SOOPAH SOOT!"