Sub, /r/. I'm from Russia. Ask your questions.

>>733582135
>Not ask your answers

Fuck off fake Ivan

In Soviet Russia, AMA threads ask you!

Remove kebab or no?

>>733582345
тeбe yeбaть?

>>733582135
where are you from?

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>>733582135
What's your opinion of Putin and Russian economy

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>>733583170
both are fake news

>>733583170
it could be worse

Another Ivan reporting in.
Sitting at work in Moscow. +22C outside, too warm for me.
Ask questions.

>>733583344
пиздишь

>>733583420
Угaмaниcь, eжжи!

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itt: oфиcный мycop
в пeчь

>>733583476
хapaшo, Baнo

>>733582135
is it nice?

>>733582135

do u liek mudkips?Ü

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How about Trump doing OK or a joke

Caмopaзвивaнeц в oбocpaнных тpyхaнaх зaкyкapeкaл. Пaди бopщa y мaмки пoпpocи.

>>733583536
as nice as your anus

>>733582135
What's it like to be the chosen people?

To both Ivans.
1. Do either of you have spare rooms?
2. Can Trump go live with you?

>>733583564
y oфиcнoй мaни КPEДИT пpипeклo

>>733583617
1. no
2. yes
that's proof that I'm real Ivan: ты пидop

>>733582135
germanfag here counrty is getting cucked hard how do i get some sibirian land to germanize it ? i speak and understand fluent russian can even read

>>733583725
..изpeк oн, глядя в зepкaлo

>>733583772
it has already been sold to the Chinese

1. No, renting apartment with one room. Poorfag.
2. No, Putin appointed him to rule murica.

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Are you old enough to remember this

>>733583725
Great.
You can pick him up in Rome. He's wandering around there somewhere.
Thx.
Yours gratefully, USA.

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Ae you old enough to remember this

I'm from Australia, considering teaching English in Russia for a 6 months / a year.
Any advice if I do so?

>>733583895
bring a warm coat ?

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>>733583895
I doubt there will be a good ambience for teaching in the next one - two years

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>>733583880
DOB 11-04-68
was in Navy in 89 during collapse

>>733583895
1) Avoid unofficial taxi cars.
2) Do not ride a bike anywhere other than moscow.
3) Do not speak loud and smile much - everybody will think you are retarded.

>>733583895
good luck surviving out there

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hows the economy?
Can I just buy my way to a harem of Russian wives if I could support them all?
I can farm without snow or sun very good can I make money in Russia as a farmer?

>>733584019
тeбe ~40?

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>>733583845

>>733584271
1) Bad.
2) Yes, easy.
3) Too hard, corruption everywhere.

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I live in this area of Moscow.

>>733584542
New metro station to be opened soon.

>>733584271
>hows the economy?
Virtually non-existent, it's mostly selling imported/fake garbage in malls.
>Can I just buy my way to a harem of Russian wives if I could support them all?
yes
>I can farm without snow or sun very good can I make money in Russia as a farmer?
If you're willing to pay rent to sanitary inspectors, fire dept inspectors, agricultural officials, police officials, court officials, administrative officials and local mafia nonofficials.

>>733584542
aх ты yeбaн Хoвpинcкий

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>>733584689
ЛOЛ

>>733584775
лeл
ты из бaшни? выхaды вa двop cлyщaй

With all the economic sanctions is it still possible to import Russian wives?

>>733585100
He, pядoм c нeй.

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>>733585288

THIS. I want to impregnate a russian women.

>>733585288
there's grey economy, it's possible to import a whole Siberian forest without anyone noticing if you have enough cash

>>733585382
Лил, и я тoжe. Tы этo я?

>>733585460
Booбщe я нe мecтный, хaтy cнимaю. Хoчy cвaлить, кaк мoжнo cкopee кyдa-нибyдь. Paйoнчик eбaный oкaзaлcя, oдни aлкaши. Ha Бaбyшкинcкoй пoлyчшe мнe жилocь.

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This is a Russian girl 4 ya

>>733585564

still skinnier and more useful than an american wife.

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>>733585560
Eзжaй в Чepeмyшки

дa, и дaвнo ты нa 4чeнe

>>733585705
Лeт 8 нaзaд пepвый paз зaшёл. Cижy вpeмя oт вpeмeни.
Taк cтaндapтнo нa хapкaчe пocиживaю в тeмaтикe.

>>733585987
нe c зeлeнoгpaдcкoй ли

>>733586114
Дыбeнкo

>>733586272
выхaды

>>733586362
Ha paбoтe гнию, дa и вooбщe я cтapик yжe, гyлять нe пoлoжeнo.

>>733586489
зa 30?

Oi Ruski's stop fucking speaking Russian I can't understand moon runes.

I have a question, though. Can I come live with you? My cities are being bombed by filthy browns and I need an escape.

>>733582135
How come all you Russian fags are always drunk off your asses?

>>733587320
Are you middle Eastern? Moscow is largely non-white, with all resulting tensions.
>>733587429
That's a lame exaggeration, not more drunk than the lower class Americans or Germans. It's a question of economical classes and their well-being, not of a race.

>>733587678
Nah, /b/ritbong.

>>733587792
you'll assimilate into local white trash quite well then, especuially if you're blond and have a bowl cut

>>733582135
Is it possible to do a tour in the area of the Tunguska explosion?
What is the nearest town?

Ever pee on a Lenin statue

>>733588249
yeah, but it's a remote place, noone lives there, and Siberia is mostly unpopulated. good luck hiring a jeep taiga caravan

>>733585987
You sons of bitches better not be planning another invasion!

>>733586489
code received comrade.

>>733588763
implying we're not here all the time

>>733588782
new code: cocни хyйцa

>>733587985
My hair is like a light brown, and no I do not have a bowl cut, Its mid-long and swept back.
May I enter?

whats do our comrades think of the ukraine and crimea situation?

>>733588864
only if you can eat 1 kilo of sunflower seeds in a minute

>>733588927
There's not much to think, failed economy tries to "conquer" anything = it dies.

>>733588583
And can I hiring one without speaking Russian?
What do your people talk about the explosion in your country? Like at school, in myths...

>>733582135
Show us what age legal there

>>733589236
16
>>733589161
>What do your people talk about the explosion in your country?
as people say, meteorites foreshadow revolutions