Animorphs thread gentlemen

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>>733572023
FUCK
YES

I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO TALK ABOUT MY LOVE OF ANIMORPHS ON HERE

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HOW FUCKING BADASS WAS RACHEL? I WOULD HAVE BONED THAT GIRL HALFWAY TO DEATH IF SHE WAS REAL AND NOT IN LOVE WITH SOME SHITTY PIGEON

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HONESTLY THOUGH I CANT TALK TOO MUCH SHIT ABOUT TOBIAS, DUDE WAS TOUGH AS NAILS AND LIVED HIS LIFE EATING LIVE ANIMALS IN A TREE THAT'S PRETTY COOL

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CMON GUYS SOMEBODY HERE MUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ANDALITES, WHY DID THEY EVOLVE SUCH SHITTY ARMS AND EAT WITH THEIR FEET WHATS EVEN GOING ON THERE

Was Animorph's mid or late 90's?

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What is happening

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FUCK YOU ALL IM GOING TO GO READ THAT ONE WHERE THEY TURN INTO GIANT ALIEN CENTIPEDES AND EAT EACH OTHER

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I like this one about The Turk is a literal plague upon the good peoples of Europe.

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>>733572286
Holy fucking shit this made me kek. It looks so retarded.

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>>733572023
bump because this isnt a fap or trap thread

>>733572516
What would you morph into

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alright but who read this one?

>>733572573
Is that a purple bong in the background

This shit gave me nightmares as a kid and gave me my transformation fetish

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>>733572551
YEAH I ADMIT SOME OF THE COVERS AREN'T AMAZING BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BOOKS AND COVERS

>>733572645

DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME, WAY BETTER HTAN THE HORK BAJIR CHRONICLES, WHO CARES ABOUT HIPPIE TREE LIZARDS ANYWAY

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>>733572023
Would penetrate Rachel

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>>733572645
Or this one?

>>733572743
Think you mean hippie tree lizard turned death machine imperial shock troop?

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>>733572023
Was Hitler a animorph

Am interested in anons love for animorphs. Keep on morphin' buddy...

>>733572819
Like fuck some angsty teen humans, horse alien and fastest bird to ever live... show me the universe of fucked up creatures encountered by the galactic conquering mind slug

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>>733572819
YEAH THOSE FUCKERS, THAT BOOK WAS BASICALLY AVATAR BUT WITH MORE GUTS, WAY TOO MUCH MORALS

HEY DO YOU REMEMBER HOW ONE TIME THEY JUST FOUND A BUNCH MORE ANDALITES ON EARTH THAT HAD BEEN CHILLING AND THINKING 'FUCK THANK GOD IM OUT OF THIS WAR LETS GET HIGH' AND THEN FUCKED UP THEIR DAY BY MAKING THEM DO SHIT

FUCKING DICKHEAD KIDS MAN

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>>733572774
>ywn have a cross-species romance blossom against the backdrop of interstellar war and planetary genocide
or pic related for that matter

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>>733572588

some cute redneck bitch who gets railed by fat redneck dick all day

never said I was happy with my life

>>733572743
Aw shit this was the one where some kid chops rachel in half as a starfish and she gets all split personality or theres two of her or something

>>733572989
drinks coke with hoof, not bad but weird

>>733572983
Who the fuck would want to morph into a squid? Or a starfish for that matter.

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>>733572772
>sticking your dick in that pile of crazy
I mean me too but only because Cassie is utterly unlikable.

IT ALWAYS PISSED ME OFF THAT TOBIAS AND AXIMILE ONLY GOT HALF THE NUMBER OF BOOKS THE REST OF THEM DID, JAKE WAS BORING AS SHIT WHY DID HE GET SO MANY

>>733573139
DUDE FUCK YOU I WOULD TURN INTO A SQUID IN A FUCKING SECOND

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>>733573187
SORRY FORGOT THE PICTURE

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>>733572743
KILL ME

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IM PROBABLY BEING A BIT FORWARD HERE BUT I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS NOW, DO ANY OF YOU FEEL LIKE READING SOME OF MY FANFICTION NO PRESSURE

>>733573139
Necessary to survive depth of ocean, in order to retrieve sunken alien ship. Necessary to morph into whale, go deep enough to get attacked by squid, being it to surface to acquire squid DNA.

They did it for science.

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Would you an Andalite

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>>733573344
Why'd he turn black

>>733573218
Now this, this is most worthless morph.

>morph into mosquito
>lose too much mass
>end up stranded in deep space.

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>>733573677
Underneath the feather every duck is a secret nigger

>>733573365
This being noted, seems much wurf.

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>>733573712

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>>733573677
LITTLE BEANER FUCK WOULD TURN INTO ANYTHING TO TRY AND INCREASE HIS SOCIAL STATUS

>>733573687
DUDE THEY USED TO TURN INTO MOSQUITOES AND SHIT THEY JUST DIDN'T PUT THAT ON THE COVER

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>>733573702
>morph ant
>get ripped apart by other ants because you acquired from the wrong fucking colony

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>>733573779

>>733573712
Kekd

>>733573168
That tilework must've cost an arm and a leg

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>>733573791
RRRRGGGHHHHHH

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>>733573791
AAAAHHHHH

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>>733573882

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/co/ has Animorph threads sometimes

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>>733573820

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>>733573936

>>733573712
KEK

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>>733573881
Holy jiibus, top shelf keks achieved

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NNNNNNNYYYYYYYGGGGGGHHHHHH

>>733574243
HOLY shit...

I'm 33... I finally read through the Animorphs series last year because I wasn't allowed to as a kid (my mom caught me reading them when I was young and said they were demonic).

They were actually pretty good, but so short I'd go through 2 a night before sleeping.

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*pomf*

>>733574463
You may or may not enjoy the same author's other works, I read the Animorphs as a kid and moved almost immediately on to the Everworld series. Similarities, but it's its own thing.

>>733574463
Duuude... I'm really glad my parents weren't like that. My grandma kinda but she was not that bad. Anything else as a kid you missed out on due to it being "satanic"?

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>>733574664

Well... there were even Christian bands I wasn't allowed to listen to...

>>733574785
I remember going to see 'men in black' at the cinema as a kid and an american friend not being allowed to come because aliens weren't in the bible

americans are weird

I never even saw a movie in the cinema until I was in my 20s (and that was The Passion of the Christ). Then I saw Garfield and all hell broke loose, lol.

Movies at home consisted of stuff from the 20s-50s and the occasional family film (usually from Disney).

On one hand, it gave me a great appreciation for classic cinema; on the other hand, for fucks sake

>>733575050
well, you're on /b/ now. clearly the deprivation technique doesn't lead to pure children.

>>733575157

I am way beyond fucked up. Oh well. At least I know what not to do if I ever have kids.

>>733575237
stick with the /b/ tactic and molest them.

They'll still end up fucked up, but way more interesting to talk to.

>>733574892
Not all of us are weird! It's the whole religious thing, some people take it WAY too far. I personally don't care for religion, as do a lot of people here.

>>733574785
I'm sorry.. but your parents are fucking ridiculous.

>>733575550

My dad passed away in 03 and my mom has calmed WAY down, but yeah... they were out there. It was essentially a one-family cult. I've met with ACTUAL cults when I was a kid (like, frontier prepper compound style, no women's ankles showing, men couldn't even wear shorts) and they were literally less weird than us.

>>733575518
>Not all of us are weird!

have you seen the news every day for the last year anon
that is what your country decided was a cool thing to do

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>>733575781
>living in a boring country
SAD. Last week I saw a woman on a bicycle circling a graveyard and screaming obscenities at somebody's ghost.

>>733575871
okay I admit that sounds pretty cool

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>>733576024
We're like that. Insane, self-destructive, harmful to those around us, and 100% awesome.

>>733572245
My cousin had the biggest crush on the girl who played her. He had her on his desktop and posters. Fuck, he had her name in his Yahoo address

>>733575518
And what country are you from sir?

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I wasn't even allowed to watch the simpsons growing up but I could read about marco getting disemboweled every second book all I wanted

I read like two of these books as a kid

>>733576282
It's crazy how 99% of adults never bothered to check just how weird shit got in those books. Remember that time Jake had a yeerk stuck in his head so they starved it to death and he had to ride out the equivalent of coming off heroin so hard it kills you?

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Once, a long time before, I had explained to Loren what it must be like to see the universe as the Ellimists saw it. And now, as the Ellimist lifted me up out of the everyday world of three dimensions of space and one of time, I saw what he saw.
When I had used the Time Matrix I glimpsed the lines of time interwoven. But now I saw a thousand times more. It was beyond sight. Beyond sound. It was some new sense, some new awareness. I could feel the lines of time flowing through me. I could see and taste and hear and touch and smell a billion possibilities, all flowing through me.
I saw the Ellimist himself, as he really was. An indescribable being of light and time and space. Huge, but without a place. Alone, but not the only one of his kind. I saw and understood the vast power that trailed the lines of time through his grasp. And yet, against the enormity of all that had ever been and all that would ever be, I saw his limits, too.
The Ellimist was mighty. But not all-powerful.
I saw a young Andalite who looked like I had once: so serious, so determined to prove himself. I heard his name in my mind: Aximili- Esgarrouth-Isthill.
Hello, little brother, I said silently.
I saw Arbron, still alive on the Taxxon world. I felt his Taxxon hunger. But I also felt his Andalite pride.
Hello, Arbron. You have become the hero I always wanted to be.
I saw Loren, and wrapped around her time line now was another human who would be her mate. I had been written out of her memory. It tore at my heart to realize that I was now a stranger to her.
And yet, I saw that some part of my own time line still intersected her own. I still touched her future in some way. My line and hers converged, and then from those two lines came a new line, just emerging, just beginning to grow.
<What does it mean?› I asked the Ellimist.
YOU HAVE A SON, ELFANGOR.

shit still sends shivers down my spine