why aren't you bi?

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Who says I'm not

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>>733552467
those dudes are way more manly and thick then I've come to expect from helix

Because I don't want my burps, and farts to smell cum.

because aside from the dick, everything else about a dudes body is incredibly unappealing and not sexually exciting in the slightest

>>733552588
Helix is where it's at

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>>733552467

But I am OP :O

>>733552467
But I am anon

>>733552755
This. Dicks are awesome but guys in general are yuck.

Also you should show me your dick OP.

I fap to amateur twinks in briefs. They get me rock hard

>>733552467
Cause I'm not a faggot

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>>733552827
Helix has gotten so polished that their video's look like they are artsy videos

makeup & lighting and shit. I'd rather it look at least somewhat real

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>>733553176
true

>>733554318
WTF is this, the guy died streaming himself jerking off?

>>733552467
have never met a man that I've been physically attracted to

>>733554306
Moar

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>>733554318
>>733554381
Sadly yes.
>DicksOutForBill
>BustANutForBill

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>>733554470

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>>733554532

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>>733554633
>DicksOutForBill
>BustANutForBill

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>>733554780

>>733554853
>DicksOutForBill
>BustANutForBill

Neither sex want me

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>>733554930

>>733555000
Bill would want you bro.

>DicksOutForBill
>BustANutForBill

>>733555000
Posts some nudes and I'll fap to you.
Face optional.

Because being a lesbian is the superior way to live.

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>>733554397
it's david laid

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>>733555069

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>>733555292

>DicksOutForBill
>BustANutForBill

>>733552467
I AINT NO FUCKING LOW LIFE FAGGOT

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>>733555478

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>>733552755
see thats where youre wrong kid

>>733552467
Tried it, didn't like it all 3 times. I just don't like big meaty man hands all over my junk. Each of the 3 times I did not cum and barely managed to stay hard.

1. Old guy beta who worshipped my then underage looking penis. He kissed me but I did not resist all the while thinking how disgusting it was.

2. Middle aged dude wanting a golden shower. I was like lol ok so I gave him one. I jerked him in the shower until he came and he did the same for me however it was the least pleasurable wank I've ever had it would have been better If I had wanked myself

3. Guy who when his wife was sleeping invite guys over who would enter his backyard, lay down with a blanket over their upper body and he would come out and jerk u off as his fetish.
Judging by his heavy breathing he was probably a fat faggot who had the worst jerking skills of all time and I didn't even cum before he ran off scared his wife was about to wake up.

Being gay is fucking faggot.

>>733555771
contd:

In conclusion I am so beta/weak/invisible to women and thirsty I thought since I experimented as a young teen with other boys and got off then that I could find a quick and easy way to get off now (with men) and it turns out it disgusts me.

I have literally never seen a boy or man of any age that I thought "Wow he's sexy, I'd like to suck deep his penis"

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I think we owe it to ourselves and Bill to prove this Anon wrong /b/ros.

>DicksOutForBill
>BustANutForBill

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>>733552467

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>>733555613
>>733555993

>#DicksOutForBill
>#BustANutForBill

>>733556291
vid?

>>733556537
https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=811_1495498793

As a hetero male, I find homosexuality disgusting. But I'm not against sucking cock.

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>>733556537
https://www liveleak com/view?i=811_1495498793

>>733556697
thanks /b/ro
>DicksOutForBill
>BustANutForBill

>>733556741
Nothing wrong with just helping a bro out.

I'm bi lingual, bi polar,and bi sexual.

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>>733556291
He's right you know; pic related.

>>733557383
He's right you know.

>#DicksOutForBill
>#BustANutForBill

>>733557995
>He's right you know.

Well yeah, I was serious.

I'm open to bisexuality. Someone just needs to make the case for me.

But I am bisexual, OP.

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>>733559595
i got you fam

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>>733559595
Do it. Just do it, Don't let your dreams be dreams.
What was Bill's life if not a lesson to us all?

>#DicksOutForBill
>#BustANutForBill
>>733556456
>>733556456
>>733556456
>>733556456
>#DicksOutForBill
>#BustANutForBil

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>>733559595


The case is that you get laid twice as often.

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I already am.

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>>733552467
Ya know cause im just not that into dudes, Ive gotten off to Bi- orgy type stuff but only because of the raw everybody mass fucking vibe.

I kind of thought i could get off to gay/bi porn, tried and Im just not that into it.

Like I can appreciate a good looking man, but its just not sexually arousing to me in any capacity.

>>733561607
Right there with you buddy. Wish I was at times, had a good few cute feminine guys hit on me, could've tapped some nice ass. Oh well, though

#dicksoutforharambe

>>733552467
I am, highly recommended

I am but all my friends assume I am so I say I'm not just to spite them and deny any of my homosexual relations never had a boyfriend but would be open to it if there we could share a girl

>>733561816


You seem bisexual and just don't want to go there. You're bi, it will never go away.

>>733555771
lol stop trying with weird old guys
I enjoy sex with other guys in their early 20s but would also go limp in the circumstances you described

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>>733562551
>current date
>implying

>#DicksOutForBill
>#BustANutForBill
>>733556456
>>733556456
>#DicksOutForBill
>#BustANutForBill

>>733552467
I am. It's the best. You can fuck around and then marry a guy instead of falling for the vaginal jew while still leading women on with the possibility.

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>being bi
>liking girls
>liking having to pay alimony at your eventual betrayal
>current year

shagigidydiggity

>>733563018
>>733563018
I enjoy anal sex with my girl, love it. If I could get it up and enjoy anal fucking with a guy, I would. Don't though, my favorite part of sex is dominating the woman. With a guy, it just isn't the same

>>733563805


Different doesn't mean bad, it could be even better. You haven't tried it.

>>733563955
dubs confirms

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>>733563805
literally dominating another male... that's the most masculine thing ever..

Be bi. Married but occasionally stray for the right GOOD LOOKING guy. Don't kiss men but guys are dogs and will do most anything.