ITT: We Act Like Gentlemen Until Trips, Then We Go Apeshit

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what an excelent idea for a thread, my good sire

Indeed, I would like to show my appreciation for this very particular idea. I hope we can have a good conversation. Speaking of which, what do you, my fellow Internet users, thinks about current popular music scene?

>>733536242
Personally, I stick to classic 1970s progressive.

Today I was attending a charity golf game at my country club at I asked the waiter for a martini with 3 ice cubes. The lady came back and it had 4! Needless to say I simply bought the place and then fired him. Ha ha ha what a dumb little nigger boy.

Rolling for apeshit

Today in my establishment, an ederly woman needed to know what kind of small delightful treats she needed to clear off of her web browser. I then proceeded to explain the web biscuits to her and she left a happy customer as well as tipped me a five note.

Today I joined Tinder so I could befriend a confused soul and steer them away from such atrocities as pre marital coitus.

please direct your gaze to my delightful trips if you would be so kind

May I kindly inquire into what activities you gents are involved in this thread?

>>733536938
My apologies sir, but it seems your attempt to detour this conversation has failed, making you a part of the homosexual community of sinners

>>733536242
I've recently developed a very fine taste for swedish indie pop

>>733536482
Lying on the internet is not the behavior of a gentleman sir, you are just being pathetic

>>733537040
my apologies, I shall refrain from doing so in the future

>>733535405
These are the cringiest threads, "then we go apeshit LOL!!"
Fucking faggots

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Fat fucking reddit faggots niggers candy ass bitches

>>733537131
Don't beat yourself up over it, my good sir. Everybody gets a little ahead of themselves every now and then.

Nigger

>>733536985
Good sir, I fail to articulate for the fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.

In other words, I do not know the answer at this time.

Tin Cup Whiskey is good

eat shit

>>733537151
If you cant understand the interest of having a nice conversation with strangers, whilst using proper english, then maybe you are indeed the one whose behavior is cringy

IndubitBly i detest these interbet savages

hello, fellow gentleman

My gents, if I may, I inquire upon a time where'st I required a trip to a peasantry Ralph Lauren store and a commoner had the AUDACITY to speak to me! That slime asked if I fancied a parcel for my goods! I of course ordered my men to do away with this swine and I have now purchased the establishment where'm this atrocity occurred.

>>733537475
Why does so many people believe that being rich is part of being a gentleman?

>>733537425
Kek, this is neckbeard humor. I bet you're fat.

>sends another donation check to the Republican Party

Niggers tongue my anus

Also, checkum

>>733537663
I fear that I do so detect a white Knight type of fellow. Good sir, do you utilize the latrine in the men's or the womens room?

>>733537804
Nice sngles

Roll cunts

hmmm yessss indeeeed

Role

>>733537805
Sir, I rightfully believe that there's no excuse for the lies you said, and I hope that you understand how mentally depraved you sound now, acting like it was merely an act

>>733538077
Dubs chek'd

Roll faggots

Steve O

>>733537233
Checked

The time has arrived to roll in the chance we may all go "Ape-Shit"

Rolll

Woop

>>733537233
calm your language i may ask you kindly my good sir

Rollin faggot cunts

>>733538455
Checked cunt

>>733537425
i could not agree more my good sir

>>733538494
BE NICE

fuck off i dont want to roll

Rollin bitchez

>>733538525
oi mate better didnt notice that thank you very much.

>>733538547
Fuck off rape victim

Role

>>733538626
Nigger

>>733538594
Anytime cunt, take it easy

Rolll

Cheeky cheek

>>733538705
Niggah

Rollin

Mabye now?

Negroid

J.K ROLLIN

>>733538778
Boi ALMOST DID IT

What shall we do if one doth rolleth quads

>>733538833
Fukkkin chekkked kkkunt

FUCKIN NIGGER LOVERS

>>733538903
>Then we KILL the Batman

>>733538903
U are to late you nigger

FUCK NIGGER FUCKERS

>>733538778
Soo clowse

wow, so many uncivilized folk in this thread

Nigger tongue my anus bruh

>>733538997
CALM UR LANGUAGE

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>>733538997

FUCKIN UP DIS THREAD MA NIGGa

>>733539012
Your gay threads been hijacked and ruined faggot

WHERE ARE THE TRIPS

Fuck blacks

Rollin dumb cunts

>>733539109
Lmfao

Quite beautiful weather today, gentlemen.

222

Fucking rolling

Gaaaaaaaaaaaya

>>733539172
I do say so, my good man. Jolly good weather

Cheese on a pizza, Batman

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>>733539163
AYYY LMAO

Trips NO

So many uneducated swines in this here thread.

>>733539354
I miss the good 'ol days of euthanasia

4 4 4

Rollin
Cunt

mee wanna fukky bukky shit

555

>>733539402
Nembutal, bitch boi

>>733539114
RIGHT HERE

>>733539520
555

Hi

ok

Lovely weather, lads

>>733539433
Chekkked cunt

>>733539553
>>733539558
so fucking close

One of the two OPs here, many keks! May we be veleaed with trips soon.

I love repeating digits

>>733539563
oi mate very true. Sunny skies all round us here

>>733539563
I'll leeve u faggots b wen some1 gets tripz

Stiff upper lip me mates. The time to let slip those dogs of war is near upon us.

t r i p s

>>733539682
>I love sucking cocks

Fucking rolll

Would anyone fancy a spot of tea as we wait?

Ayyyyyyy

make me cuck

>>733539794
Kys

>>733539763
cheq 'em lads

Well gentemen, I enjoy this facade, however I do believe it is about god damn time we have trips already, men

The rare seen quads doth approach, I do fear.

One lump or two?

>>733539830
>I'm upset

Fucking rolling

>>733539886
And pass they did.

>>733539873
i do agree my good sir

Trips are officially disabled

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Is black science man considered a gentleman?

>>733539940
the almighty quads are approaching

>>733539172
I have to admit kind sir, that I now find raining to be more beautiful than a blue sky now, because if you didnt notice yet, when the sun shines, from not earing niggers scream you should resign

You're an interesting bunch of lads, may I join you?

>>733539873
>not even using old-timey words correctly

Fuck this is cringe.

Role

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>>733536242
O dear have you herd of this airy Grandy person? I here her show was blast in Manchester.

trip

>>733539991
>>733540004
>>733540010
too many close calls

>>733539991
SAYS YOU FAGGOT

Nawt wrong with a bit of fascism.

>>733539991
Off by 8

>>733540113
off by 2

>>733540031
cmon man just havin a bit of fun ya know?

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Noe won w11 ro11 222

>>733540113
Off by 2, chin up old boy we'll try again

I say good folks...the other day I was having my jimmy gentlemanly whacked by a lady and it was most good.

CHECKEM

Auf wiedersehen, my good fellows.

Alrighty gentlemen,I do in fact believe this facade is far overdue. shall we get thine trips in this array of text.

Excuse me sir do you have the time?

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>>733540203
Oer 3-3-3

Is that a trips i hear, my good sir

>>733540230
off by 10 lad

>>733540333
You motherfucker!

>>733540333
FINALLY

>>733540043
You make no sense kind sir, your grammar is atrocious

>>733540333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>733540333

BOOM NIGGA TRIPS

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUWBUBWUWBUWBUWBUWBWUBWUBWUWUBWUBWUBUWBUWBWUBUWBWUBUWBW

Too long with trips, may I suggest we partake in "going apeshit"

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>>733540333
It begins
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>>733540333
HOOOOOOOOOOOUHOUUUUUUUUHOUUUUUUUUU

>>733540333
AHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HE IS THE ONE MUTHER FUCKERS

>>733540333
Ch-ch-ch-checked bitchessssss

>>733540333
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>>733540333
A CUCK FINALLY GOT IT

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>>733540333
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>>733540244
O do go on in the most fullest of details, it has been quite a while since I have had my jimmy whacked.

>>733540333
CHICKEN TRIIIIIIIPSSSSS

>>733540333
I AM GOING TO PEEL YOUR FLESH AND MEAT WITH A SALTED PEARING KNIFE AND EAT IT AS MY SOLE SOURCE OF SUSTENANCE UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE THEN IM GOING TO TAKE MY HUMAN SHIT LOG AND FREEZE IT SOLID THEN USE IT TO RAPE YOUR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES TO DEATH ON LIVE TELEVISION YOU FUCKING NIGGER CUNT

>>733540772
You remind me of my dad

>>733540333
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