Hookers/Escorts Prostitutes thread Part 2 (was typing a story

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>>733532108

So after hair extensions I was hooked on sugardaddy scenarios and posted daily ads online, but not too many replies. Eventually I get one:

>Email comes in form "Chloe"
>Says she's really desperate for cash, but has never done anything like this before and is really nervous/sketchy
>Asks if we can meet with no sex, just to see what i'm like
>I figure what the hell
>Sends pic , looks hot
>Arrives, sold 6.5/10, nice figure, dark hair and pretty face, but kinda shit personality that is obvious from the 1st look
>Pour her some wine
>Proceeds to say she needs exactly £350 for rent
>I say I can do £250 right then and there, and we can meet up another time for the same
>she hoes and humms
>Eventually boner wins and I agree to £350 way too much, as I could tell she would be a cold fish
>Can't kiss, keep giving me picks like my grandma
>Undress her, she demands her top/corset thing stay on because she is self conscious about her tits
>Tell her I need to see them, and she eventually agrees, they were meh. small and shapeless
>Nice hips though, but a landing strip and I hate pubes
>Tells me I need to wear a rubber
>I tell her we already talked about that (by email)
>She says no deal
>I get mad, but don't say anything, tell her I dont have any
>She pulls one out
>I take it, pretend to put it on, slip in on my big toe
>Fuck her savagely for about 10 minutes and pull out, pretend to take off condom and jizz all over her stupid top
>She gets a bit pissy, gets up and goes to the bathroom for like 30 minutes
>Says are you sure the condom is ok, I think you came in me
>Say, uhh obvious i didn't come in you. Flick the condom at her
>She apologises
>I ask her for a blowjob
> She does a terrible job if that, and I make her finish me by hand
>She gets up and I say it was nice meeting you etc.
>She says, so maybe we could meet up next week?
>"Sure, i'll email you" (pffft).

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Cont. ?

>>733533217

Go for it!

What are good legit sites? I'll post my story in a bit.

>>733533217
that one made me sad
but keep going

Last time I had a sugar baby, I got her from SA and took her on a vacay with me, ended up donating her 2.8k each month for about 9 months. Shit was cash and I think I loved her. Oh well...

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>>733533969
so you got ripped off

>>733533969

...as in you willingly gave her about $25,000 for no reason? No sex or anything, just donated?

>>733533696
Eccie - forum board for looking and reviewing
Humaniplex - premium community/blog for reviewing and looking for
Backpage - looking for
Usasexguide - mostly just researching

Shelled out the dosh to message girls on humaniplex, pretty much worth it.

>>733534281
It's a term we use. Basically the money was paid to her for her time, or in exchange for something I.e. I'll give you the money for this bill, if you do this for me.

I wouldn't recommend SA, it's full if girls with princess syndrome and they expect wayyy much for what they are willing to do.

>>733534392

Where are the reviews on humaniplex? The profile names used to link to a site named troothsayerz or something like where you could review the whores but that site is gone as far as I know.

>>733533527
>>733533217

OK, just for you then.

>So still hooked on paying for sex
>No effort involved
>No condoms, all good
>Round 3, enter "Rhonda"
>Cute as a button, and a sweet little voice
>We agree on £150 for a day visit as she lives an hour away and is coming by train
>Meet her at the station because she's scared of getting lost and cant afford a taxi
>Tells me to look out for a tiny wee lassie with red tartan shoes
>Love it
>Shes 4'9 and perfectly proportioned, nice thick dark brown hair and a nice face and gives me a big hug
>Back to mine, she says she's not eaten in 24 hours, so I take her to a pub across the street and buy her lunch (yeah i'm a nice guy)
>Get her back home, she asks straight away where the bedroom is and leads up up by the hand
>Pulls my cock out and gives me a nice BJ
>Get her clothes off. she's made a real effort - bright green silky bra and panties and stockings with garter belt
>Compliment her and take them off as fast as humanly possible
>2nd best set of tits i've seen to date, b cup, firl and perky, and nice and pale
>Tiny petitie bady, and totally shaved, but shes so pale and her hair is so dark shes has a kind of 5 o'clock pube shadow... still NICE
>Probably the hottest girl i'd been with to date
>I'd popped some indian viagra before I ate so i'm sporting a steel pipe
>Fuck her 5 times in a row, maybe 10-15 each, boner never goes down - love this stuff!
>She's just staring in my eyes the whole time - never came
>He little pussy is overflowing with jizz, I must have put a 1/2 pint in her
>She says she's never had that much sex in one go before
>I ask her if I can make her cum
>She says, nope I rarely do, it's not you
>Normally 'd take that as a challenge, but i'm tired and my balls hurt
>She gets up, cleans up and comes back into my room
>Says thanks and shes out...
>I figure fair enough, I got my money's worth
>She text me later and says it was nice t meet me but I live too far away to meet up regularly
>Bummed out

Cont?

>>733534187
Not really, I don't understand how op is paying so little. There is no sugar relationship, he's essentially paying poor girls for sex, he's not a sugar daddy.

>>733534490

Yeah I got ripped off on there. Took the cunt for a date and payed for the time. I tried to talk about the arrangement and she played dumb like she didn't know what an arrangement was and that she wasn't on there for that sort of thing...the fuck. I don't remember if they allowed reviews but I think I would have left one if I could. This was about three years ago.

>>733534614
Guess I should have been clearer, meant the rating system. At least then you can message other people for info on a girl. Guess you already know how humaniplex works but I'll lay it out for other people.

>>733534755
Yeah man I hear you. Fucking cunts, act like they are "new" to this, but when it comes down to it, they won't take anything less than a grand a month "just to see them" fucking whores.

They think it's a one way deal, the problem is that the website is full of old cunts ruining the game for everyone else.

>>733534961

Yeah they really needed to not get rid of that review site. Mailing people individually about a girl is really tedious. I think the whores complained about the review site and they got rid of it.

>>733535041

Oh yeah, the dumb fucks on there really overvalue themselves and then comes some drooling retard male with money that enforces this notion that they were right all along. The women who fail like they're supposed to might make a little cash and get out blaming the "cheap" men on there rather than their moronic expectations.

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>>733535101
I don't dwell too much into other sites or actively participate, so I wouldn't know. I just lurk to see which girl does rimming, anal, etc. then try it out myself when I get the chance.

>Mailing people individually about a girl is really tedious.

If anything, it got tedious when people kept bother me about a whore I saw.

>>733534641

OP here, you're right, I'm not really a SD, I just phrase it that way. Its gets the girls to message. IN the end they know they are fucking for money, put I put it i a classy way like "a mutually beneficial relationship". One i've paid rent for on a short term basis, but most were just striaght cash, though I made them all promise not to ever mention money. I like the guise of fucking them without having to pay. Life in denial :)

>>733535342

When I tried making advertisements like that, they were always deleted or flagged. How did you get around that?

>>733534616
cont!

>>733535273
Yeah that's the problem. It's basically a recruitment platform for higher end escort agencies. I know for a fact that there are two (that I personally know of) agencies in Dubai that go on there to recruit girls. They fly them out for like two weeks, work them for 11 days and give them three days break. They already have the clients lined up and half of them are just for diner dates only a few fuck. It gives them a warped reality of how it works, then they expect to go back home and for it to continue.

Is eros. Com a trusted-safe website?

>>733534616
yes more, i used to do stuff like this with CL sluts
i got off on giving them as small amount as possible, haggling them,

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>>733534616

OK one more cuz I'm not sure anyone is interested.

>Put up yet another ad
>Get a reply form a 23 year old art school student who just graduated
>Daddy said she has to find a job and can't move home and she'd run out of money in the city
>Meet her for brunch
>In walks a very classy, 5'9, slim, long legs, big perky (fake) books and dressed very well
>I think shit shes gonna be able to tell i'm just a blue collar guy with a limited bank balance
>Had a great conversation, she's really inteligent
>Tells me she's not really up for cash as it's a bit tawdry (her words)
>Says she reallly needs rent and a deposit and to maintain that till she sorts out her situation
>I say perfect as long as it's not all up front
>She says, no
>Agree to meet a few days later in the park
>Nice sunny day, shes wearing a light dress that really shows off her figure, hair up, and looking classy as fuck
>We get an iced coffee and sit and chat a while, and she asks what i'd like to do
>"well I know what I'D like to do"...
>Lets go then she says!
>5 minutes walk back to mine, flop onto the couch and make out a while
>Play with her big firm fake tits a while
>Take her upstairs
>Solid 8/10 (fake tits lose a point frankly)
>Fuck her till she cums hard
>Proceed to fuck twice more
>Get cleaned up
>Tells me that was great sex.. ego boost +1
>Take her out for a nice dinner
>"Dated" her for 6 weeks, fucked her twice a week, and she never asked for a penny
>Gave her rent and deposit after 4 weeks of so
>Discovered she was banging another guy and ended it becuase it was startig to make me feel like it was a real relationship
>Total cost for 6 weeks (meeting 12 times) £1200
>A++ experiance
>pic related

>>733534616
go on

>>733535540

It's all in teh wording mate -

"Wealthy older man seeks younger girl for mutually beneficial relationship"

Gets past most filters. Some get deleted but i'm tenacious.

>>733536220
Don't mean to sound rude, but what's your living situation? As you've said your a blue collar guy, so when you take them home, especially the more classy one, isn't the jig up when they see where you live?

>>733535872

Wow that explains a lot. Is there some article about this that I could read or how did you learn about these agencies?

>>733536327

Oh yeah I tried to be subtle but it always got caught or some jealous, pathetic or sjw fuck

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not an escort or anything, but fucked her when she needed some cash

>>733536505
The girl i had the arrangement with who I was talking about above told me, she'd done it herself and it's ultimately how I "lost" her as she settled down with one of her daddies.

I went to Dubai and looked into it and it checks out. The agencies she told me of I couldn't join, there was an annual fee and also they did in house sti screenings every 28 days (they check the girls on arrival).

Like i said, most of them are just guys on business who want a companion for a dinner date, but then there's the hardcore element that use it to fuck naive girls in a "safe" (as saw as it can be) environment (nda's n shit as a lot of the men who use them could get into a LOT of trouble over there if properly found out which is why they "import" the girls temporality).

Crazy times we live in my friend.

>>733536794
Nice, how much?

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>>733536220

So after this girl, I hit a spell of fucking ugly and fatter girls for cheap (£40-80),because my ads weren't getting much interest, though I managed a threesome for £1000 with a 20 and 21 year old (too long to type out), and also banged a really hot lesbian girl who was cheating on her partner in an ASDA car park. but back to gumtree/CL girls.

>Along comes Laura
>26, so much older than the rest, but blonde and a great figure
>Claims she was trying to sell he house to no avail and was running out of cash paying rent on a 2nd place
>I am here to help - £200 agreed for a sleep over once a week
>Very pretty girl, with long blonde hair, and big blue eyes, and a petite size 8
>Quite nervous about being seen with me, so just came over to mine
>Made awkward conversation, and it didn't bode well
>But once we started making out and went upstairs she switched on like a professional
>This girl was seriously experianced....
>Went down on me straight away, and stared licking by balls and my chode, and actually tongued my asshole... never had a girl do that...
>Rode me like a champ as well and was multi-orgasmic
>Every time we fucked it was like a show, she got right into it and it was hands down the best sex I've ever had
>She couldn't hodl a conversatio to save her life though, so it was really awkward when we weren't fucking
>Fortunately for the Indian viagra there was plenty of it
>Saw her for 2.5 very satisfying months
>Totally drained my bank account
>Had to eventually say I count afford to keep going
>She said ok, and thanks and that was it.
>Good memories!
>Pic related

whats the cheapest you've paid mate?

i fucked an art school student for $70 about 5x and she was amazing, but desperate for cash. tiny asian slut

>>733536220
damn nice girl by the pics

>>733536581

Yeah there's often some cunt that reports it. Try posting mid-week.

Volume is key.

>>733537354
So you spent all your cash now or?

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>>733537343
70eu. with bj, sex (not bare), cum in/around mouth

>>733537626
Fuck me that's a steal! Well played sir

>>733536220

Damn, girls usually overvalue themselves by a lot but this one was a bargain it seems. Really cute from the side view.

>>733536479

>Don't mean to sound rude, but what's your living situation? As you've said your a blue collar guy, so when you take them home, especially the more classy one, isn't the jig up when they see where you live?

I was renting a way over priced and fully furnished flat in a great area at the time. Living well beyond my means.

After a breakup, I just dove into my saving and lived it up for a year. Fucked 22 girls in 8 months (paid for most of them). Went broke doing it!

Took a few years out for a relationship, and now have successful business making 6 figures, and actually have a girl coming round tomorrow - 1st one in almost years.

>>733537356

Cheapest was £40. She was olive oil skinny, pretty disgusting tbh.

Any one in st louis. Any recommendations?

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>>733537710
yeah got lucky that she was in need of money fast

>>733532108
Translate to American please

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>browsing CL for a girl
>find Mary
>37 super petite milf going through financial troubles thanks to divorce
>actually fucking her at her friends house
>just become okay friends from there on out with the fucking and spoiling on the side
>take her anal virginity
>get blown hard as fuck in a car in front of an occupied baseball field
>year and a half later, divorce and gets her own place
>becomes ultra flaky for my liking

Kinda saddened, but I suppose all good things must come to an eventual end.

>>733537377
>>733537714

Yeah she was pretty amazing tbh. She treated it like a relationship, which if it had been I'd have fucked up for sure as she was well hot. Knowing i'm in charge and can pull the plug and she's only around for money actually was a great thing for me. I didn't give a fuck when I let her go. If she'd not been trying to date another guy at the same time I'd definitely have kept her.

Was funny and smart, and like to go out and do stuff together - was great to turn heads and have people wonder WTF she's doing with me. haha

OP you mentioned indian viagra, are you talking about sildenafil? Where do you get it?

>>733537997

Damn, that is a superb arse for a 37 year old.

>>733538151

I tried a few and settled on Apcalis gel (from India) which is possibly generic cialis - i can't remeber. Used to be able to get it on many websites. I only see it on the TOR markets now.

It was really good stuff. I jus buy the real thing these days. Don;t actually need it, but when you are paying its fucking great to be able to fuck a girl 3-4 times with a 5 minute cool down. Leaves them walking funny, and ball feeling totally drained. Good times!

>>733532108
>be me, 22 working at homeless shelter
>making 30 bucks an hour
>get extra 1000 dollars for housing a month (Alberta man, love this place)
>ton of hookers come down for the food (pretty good shit and its free)
>get friendly with three of them
>first is Dianna
>5'2" a bit chubby but massive tits
>always fuck at her place
>bitch could suck a softball though a straw
>best head I've ever gotten in my life
>pussy was alright
>put an end to it when she started smoking crack tho

cont?

>>733539078
ppic?

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hit this bitch up in NY she was real cute

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>>733539149
Sadly not. Looks a bit like pic, a bit thinner tho.

>>733539078
yes pls

>>733536220
Hot stories man!!

>>733539078
Interested

Keep going fam

>>733532108
For me it would have to be a 5-6/10
Im ugly and self conscience. Everytime i talk to a 9-10/10.
I end up getting friendzoned and saying sorry alot. Like a fucking cuck.
I can and have banged fat girls. Doesmt bother me one bit.

I can fuck any prostitute in the street right now 5 mins from my house for literally $4

>>733539744

Sounds dangerous

>>733539744
must be a shitty area you are living in

In america, want to fuck for $. Where do i turn to? How do i make sure it isnt a sting or im not going to be robbed by a nigger pimp.

>>733539799

Well the way to do it is drive off really fast once she's in the car before the cops see then the cops will ask you for $10 and if you're drunk they will ask you for $20

>>733539501
Second girl was Randy

>5'6 also a bit chubby with massive tits
>obvious what my type is
>fucked like crazy all over the place
>sucked me off once at work in the backroom where we keep our extra clothes
>$200 dollars a night
>tight pussy and titfucked a lot
>first girl i ever took viagra to fuck more

>>733539850
Stay away from "backpages"

>>733534490
>princess syndrome

aka Golden Pussy Syndrome (GPS)

Meh, I'll share my life story


>Be 22
>4 year realtionship with HS sweetheart
>Tired of same pussy, wanting to mix it up, not entirely sure how she feels about it
>Say fuck it and browse Casual Encounters on local CL
>Guy seekin MMW threesome
>Says he has a slut on speeddile who wants to fuck him again but with another guy to shake things up
>bingo.jpg
>After some talking and planning, he talks with her and organizes the threesome at his joint on the weekend
>didn't bother getting pics of her because i trusted his word when he said she was hot, i really didn't care
>Weekend comes, get the go ahead to head to his place, girl said she was out with friends so i called and said the same thing
>Feeling iffy about the whole ordeal but whatever
>Arrive, meet the guy, girl isn't there yet but he says she is on the way
>He's a pretty chill bro, i go use his bathroom to get ready
>While in the bathroom I hear the door open to a familiar voice
>I come out of the bathroom
>It's my fucking GF
>I laugh, she's in shock, her jaw hits the floor
>Guy picks up on the fact that we know eachother and there was no hiding it
>After some talking, we agree to all fuck anyway
>Be 28 now
>Still together
>Be a swinging married couple
>Shit is cash
>Couldn't be happier

>>733539850

Try any of the review sites. Better to pay $50 up front for membership or whatever than getting ripped off for hundreds like I did trying to get lucky. Believe me, there are a lot of scammer whores out there that will charge you hundreds and then just give you a lapdance or stupid shit like that. Most you should be paying is around $180 for half an hour.

Hey, any legit sites for fucking/dating? Not in the US

>>733539968
Good to know. That was where i was looking.

>>733539850
>>733539968
Also, when you enter the hotel room. Check the bathroom, first! If the door is closed and or locked? Run motherfucker. (Nigger trap)
And try not to get a room with partitian doors to other rooms. (Cop trap)
Dont ever say the dollar amount inside the hotel. Have that shjt handled b4 meeting up

>Be me
>33
>See ad in CL
>See picture of chubby milf with great tits
>I don't want to fuck, i only want a titjob and to facefuck her
>Her ad says she does titjobs and takes facials
>Call her up, go to her place, it's this living quarters for hooker, about five rooms, five hookers
>Bitch was old, and fat, like maybe 50 or 60 and really, really fat,
>Turns out the pic in the ad was photoshopped
>Still went through with it, she sucked by balls good, i fucked her face hard and she took my load like a champ
>5 minutes after i finish i feel dirty as shit, becuase she really is ugly as shit
>I got bamboozled, but it was a great blowjob
>Haven't done it again beacuse i'm getting married and i don't want an uggo again.

>>733540179
Holy shit, did she like Pina Colada's?

>>733540179
Things that never happened for 600 alex

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>>733540179

>>733540283
If your in the dallas, tx area. Cops set up stings on that sight. If you click and expand the weblink. They track your ip address. You show up and get arrested. Its all back traced.
Not lieing

>>733535890
Yes but cross verify with The erotic review because some chicks false advertise how attractive they are.

>>733534616
>She text me later and says it was nice t meet me but I live too far away to meet up regularly
>Bummed out
Hey, at least you got a really good day out of it. Surprised she bailed on you anon.

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>>733537354

The last one (until the new girl arrives tomorrow) was a fucking disaster.

>Super hot blonde
>Great body
>Good banter back and forth by text and email
>Down to fuck for £250 a day
>Meet in the city park, have a coffee
>Agree to go back to mine
>Make out on the couch a bit, move to the bedroom
>Get her naked, she's soaking wet and really into it
>have some trashy tattoos that weren't advertised including some dude name on her hip
>She gives me a great blowjob, then mounts me a fucks me good, creampie her
>Meet up twice more, fantastic sex, nutted in her many many times
>By them she says she's really into me, and loves getting together and is throwing off signals like she wants a relationship or something
>Meet her grandma and her friends
>All of a sudden no more contact
>Bit annoyed at 1st but whatever
>Calls me up weeks later crying asking to borrow money
>Stupidly advance her some cash on our next meet up
>Disappears again
>Figure I got fleeced
>Live and learn
>Shows up at my door, total bullshit sob story that was full of lies, want more cash
>Give her £100 and tell her that's all she's getting
>She tears my head off like a rabid dog like I screwed her over and am the asshole in the situation
>Storms out, sends me nasty emails
>Turns out she's a borderline personality and completely mental
>Married to a complete psycho as well and had tried to kill herself more than once.
>Really into mind games.
>Finally wash my hands of her, pissed about the money and my own stupidity
>She contacts me twice more months later trying to re-start things.
>Nutcase
>So yeah... they aren't all great

Where I live, many prostitutes walk in the streets . Haitians are $4 and Venezuelans are about $10
Just don't get caught by the cops or else they will ask you for $10

>>733539673

I started out with no more than a 6/10 in the 1st pic really. But my ex before her had been an 8/10 so I was used to hot girls way outta my league. Now I'm totally spoiled.

>>733539911
Third girl was Sarah. Only girl i ever really felt kinda guilty about fucking. She was Randy's daughter. Randy ended up calling our arrangement off after she found out. Tried to get me fired too, the cunt. Thankfully my boss thinks i'm amazing at my job and doesn't actually listen to accusations like that.

>5'5 thin with b-cups, says she was 18, probably 16 or 17 tho
>didn't live with her mom, lived on her own
>took her virginity for $600, anal for $400
>every other time paid 250
>she liked to watch porn while we fucked and try out different positions and shit
>turned into an expert after a month
>kept fucking like this for almost 2 years
>told me she loved me and I noped the fuck out

have casual thing with a couple of the other girls but always wear a condom with them. Hear they get around a lot.

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>>733540179
real or not, still giggled.

>>733540422
St louis area here.

Sex traffiking is the new crusade for our newly elected bitch mayor.

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>>733540512

Yeah, i'd love to have seen her again. Was really cute.

Pic related.

>>733536794

I used to have girls like that. They would hit me up for money for rent or whatever. Mostly strippers and I know some of the money went to drugs. Got laid, don't care.

>>733540528
Homeless shelter guy here.

Had a girl like that. Heather. Fucking nutcases' man.

>>733540805
Its legal throught europe. No real problens, right?
Here in the states. Its treated like a crime.
Im stil confident it can be legally won in court. How can I be charged with a crime, when BOTH ADULTS CONCENT!

>>733541052

That story's not the half of it. Anyone who knows a borderline personality can relate though. They are like an evil tornado of destruction that blows though your life. Pure evil.

>>733540855
what a gorgeous girl

if girls like this can be had escorting...prob just doing it a few times for money...fuck

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>>733540974
this one is actually a good normal girl, at least I didn't hear anything super slutty about her apart from a few things
it was hot anyway

>>733537356

For me, $40-$50 was the low end.

>>733540179
>28
>speeddile

>>733541154
Thr assertion is that shr isnt consisting but is being forces by a pimp or trafficed in some other way

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>Be 21
>Be on craiglist seeking a threesome with a guy and girl
>Stumble upon an ad after some searching
>Talk back and forth, couple wants $40 to partake
>I agree and we organize a meet at their house later that night
>See another add for a guy offering "Donations" for blowjobs
>I email a dick pick and demand $80
>Retard replies with, "I got a 100 if you can break that"
>"Sorry bud I can't but I'll take the hundo"
>He agrees, do a quick meetup and he sucks me for 45 mins, I don't cum, he pays me anyway
>Break the hundred and use $40 to buy my way into the threesome
>Wife and husband both got sloppy seconds of a prefaggot-sucked cock
>$60 profit pocketed
>yolo

Fuck, I want to get a college girl who is desperate for money.

>>733535273
the site is for sugar daddy arrangements, that's why. it's all for chicks to basically get free stuff just by being a little bit morally slutty.

>>733541223
That makes sense.

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>>733541240
Been there done that

>>733541154
The gist of it is that money festers immorality, also the spread of disease.

You wouldn't have that much risk of catching aids as a John, or the prostitute wouldn't don anything immoral if it wasn't for the money, which facilitates the sell of sex.

Also you bring in other factors like organized crime, sex trade/slavery. and so on and so forth.

I don't agree with this train of thought, but i understand it.

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>>733540179
It totally happened guys I promise

>>733541240
>>Wife and husband both got sloppy seconds of a prefaggot-sucked cock

i wasnt gonna laugh at this story until i got to this line, well played

man, gay dudes be thirsty as fuck. its like they just put a dick beacon out looking to suck dick for money. half the girls in my life who were nuts about me and sucked my dick look like they were tortured doing it

>>733541180

I think they all fantasise about it a bit, and they all know they can get paid to fuck if they are hard up. Writing an ad that appeals to the inner whore while making them feel it's morally acceptable and you are a gentleman is the key.

I've been really lucky with my finds tbh.

>>733537849
what the fuck, how is her forehead that big?

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>>733541240

>>733541507
whered you find that girl in particular? what kind of ad did she post?

its hard to get over how gorgeous she is, the type of girl most men will never be with, and if you got to have her for a couple hundred.....thats like 1/10 the amount of money guys spend trying to get into an average girls pants lol

>>733541426
Again, you make valid points. But, this same logic can be applied to many transactions involving money for a service.

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>>733541253
Not many are actually bright, ambitious girls paying for a brighter future. They're high school dropouts, drug users, kids with shitty parents, abusive boufriends, mental illness, no motivation. Maybe not all those but usually 3 or 4.

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>>733541590
must be the pic, it's not small, but in reality it doesn't stand out that much
I wish she'd had more financial problems, I'm happy to empty my wallet and balls for that

>>733541725
nibba that bitch is a sevenhead

>>733541426

These are conservatard/religious arguments which are almost always moronic and only sound reasonable on the surface. Just like marijuana and alcohol legalization, the quality of hooker and their safety, health, etc would greatly improve

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>>733541880
Don't call me nibba.

Anyone good in Florida?

>>733536220
That girl is not 5'9 you fucking faggot

>>733541882
Thats the crux of my argument. People want make something illegal that occurs bewtween two adults. Then they use a few cases of minors to cast this perception of tied up kids getting raped.
When in most cases. Its the johns wallet getting raped

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>>733541686

She responded to one of my many ads on Gumtree.com (it used to have a singles section but ebay bought it out and removed it). It was a fucking GOLDMINE.

Craigslist is still pretty new in the UK, and doesn't get anywhere near the traffic. But it still works.

>>733542095

I used to bang a lot of strippers in Panama City. 6/10 to 8.5/10. But that was years ago. Not sure what that scene is like these days.

>>733542265
what did your ad say though. need specifics here man

>>733542143

Great contribution you fucking aspie.

>>733542196
dat 4head

>>733541882
>>733542193

I agree with both of you, but it's always easier to be rational about these issues in small population countries, say 5 or 10 million people, but in the states, you got the bible belt population, moralists, feminists, all around idiots, and all of these people by idealogy are more than 5 or 10 million people.

It complicates things.

>>733542525

Most of them read something like this:

>>733536327

I keep it really simple, and wait for replies, and write a few good long emails saying exactly what I'm after, and what I'm offering. None have ever backed out once they hear the offer (which I based solely on their looks).

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>>733542412
Thanks for the response

>>733541500

i kek'd

How much does it cost to be a sex tourist would you say? I see these old white men in the documentaries on sex tourism and I can't see them shelling out $10k and more to go to Thailand for a week or whatever.

>>733543960
I don't have the exact figure, but i would venture that it is half of that

Homeless shelter guy here.

This was the worst experience I ever had. You bros gotta be careful

>two new girls in town
>big time pot heads
>Rachael and Liz
>best friends
>also fuck together
>take them out for a couple of drinks to see what they're like
>seem pretty cool so start talking business with them
>settle on 600 for the both of them for the night
>take out money at bar atm
>pop a viagra i keep in my car and head to hotel
>get room for the night and head in
>Liz gets in shower with me, Racheal says she doesn't wanna ruin her hair
>thinking with dick to much to find it suspicious
>first threesome
>in shower for probably 30 mins and fuck liz like crazy
>cum twice before we get out
>Racheal's already naked and waiting for us
>both of them take turns blowing me then riding me
>fuck for probaby 5 hours before we take a break to eat and get something to drink before going at it again for a few hours
>let girls stay in hotel since they're new to town, otherwise they'd just sleep at the shelter
>real fucking gentleman here
>two days later go online to pay bills
>bank account is bone dry
>start freaking out and call bank

Racheal had apparently been watching while I put my pin in and went back while i was in the shower. took all my fucking money.

>furious but what can i do?
>can't exactly charge them
>decide to fuck with them
>talk to all the dealers I know at the shelter

There are two types of dealers here. White/native dudes and then the Somalians. The soms are just as likely to rob, kill and rape you (in that order) as they are to sell you anything. So only the most desperate fucks go to them.

>tell them not to sell shit to Rach and Liz for a few weeks
>they're cool, know them for years now so they agree
>don't see Rach and Liz for almost a month
>ask some of the guys and girls what happened
>got the shit beaten out of them by som's.
>Liz is in a coma and Rach left town

feel a little bad, but they stole almost 10k from me so fuck them.

>>733544217
>600 dollars
>Takes out money in front of hookers
>Uses Viagra
>Tells us to be carfull

Hey good advice man thanks

>>733544217

I have never heard of someone making $5k a month working at a homeless shelter. What do you do there exactly?

>>733544627
>was drinking
.
Can you fuck for 5 hours with out it? I can't.

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>mfw you fuck her and don't pay

>>733544728
Deal with the clients, make sure they don't sneak in alcohol and drugs. Got a security guard for protection and who does the pat downs tho.

Work in fort mac so the money there is a lot better than pretty well anywhere else in Canada.

>>733544728
He was probably embezzling

>>733545177
nah, ain't high enough up to be able to do that shit.

>>733542196
>>733542535

5 head mother fucker

An anon should write up a great guide to sex tourism. I want to do it but have a low budget and am afraid of traveling alone in the third world countries where sex tourism usually happens.

>>733540687
>told me she loved me and I noped the fuck out

Bruh...

>>733545664
>am afraid of traveling alone in the third world

Take your wife, then. I'm taking mine to Thailand next year. She likes petite Asian girls, too.

>>733545680
Make the mistake of dating a hooker before man. Ain't doing that shit again. Sides, i wasn't her only customer.

She's a crack addict now. Damn shame man. Shit ruins your looks and life.

Never go for Asians in NA. They all use fake pics and you get some troll faced fat philipino whore

How I scored awesome free pussy. I dont pay for it plebs.
>Be me
>Chillin at Barnes n noble on my laptop
>See QT 3.4 on her laptop as well
> Start conversation by asking her to watch my stuff while i get a water
>Ask her if she wants one as well and she declines
>Smartme.jpg i offer her one anyway
>She smiles and i joke that she was the best for watching my shit
>Find out she is out of town for vacation. Fuck dot yeah
>I grab her number to "show her around town"
>She quickly agrees and hands it over
>She plays hard to get

Cont?

>>733545859

Sounds hot as fuck. Does your wife let you share her pics? You should post some.

>>733546173

I agree. The ugliest bitch I ever slept with was some Asian who blurred her face in the advert. I was too beta to back out of it but man she sucked a mean dick. One of the few orgasms I've had from a blowjob.

>>733532108
>Be me
>be last month
>GF be living too far away to go see whenever
>GF never sucks dick
>GF rarely has sex
>Blueballs AF
>Go on MeetMe
>find some 18 looking for liquor
>Offer fifth of smirnoff for a blowjob
>She agrees
>go meet her in a school parking lot late at night
>No security cams
>She brings her girlfriend along for safety i guess
>I get out of car
>we walk a little until we're out of sight of anybody that might come along the street ot into the parking lot. nice secluded area.
>She gets on her knees
>I unzip my pants
>She's sucking like a fucking pro
>TFW her friend is watching her suck my dick
>I cum in her mouth in literally 2 minutes
>She swallows
>we part ways and never contact each other again
>no Regerts

>>733545941
Drugs are bad mkay?

I know man - lived in Ft Crac

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>>733546286

Half Korean, Quarter Puerto Rican, Quarter white trash.

>>733546418
Smoke pot once in a while.

Any stories from there? Probably know the girl lol.

>>733546820

The one laying down or the one looking up? Both are cute. Keep posting.

>>733546403
I would totally hit her up again. she wasn't the best looking, but she knew how to suck a dick. the few times my GF ever did it, it took me forever to cum.

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Girl I've known since middle school escorts.. Hired her to strip for a friends birthday, took her home with my roommate and tag teamed her..ive smashed several times now

>>733540855
I figured she just couldn't afford all the travel expenses. Maybe if you would cover those she'd come back.

>>733539078
Edmonton or Calgary???

>>733547149
why the fuck does anyone 'tag team' i don't understand it. to me it's about as gay as jerking off in the same room as a guy

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>>733547099

The one looking up. The one laying down left us after a couple of months, got drugged up, and wrapped her truck around a telephone pole.

Here's another one of the one laying down.

>>733546230
Cont!

>>733547453
More of wife

>>733547453

More of your half Korean wife

>>733547341
Fort mcmurray.

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>>733547560

Last one. Need to copy some over from my server.

Her with a friend of ours.

>>733536220
Got any more pics of this one?

>>733547744

Yeah get them from that server bro. I need to see those plump tits of hers.

>>733547855
^

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>>733540582
This is quite possibly the funniest post on /b/

>>733547664
Isnt it just ash now

Every girl in this thread looks disgusting. Congrats guys.

>>733546230
> I just put out out there and ask "dont you want me?"
>She replys "fuck yeah!"
>BINGO
> Invites me over the next morning
> She can hardly wait
> Grandma is at work and the house is ours
> Instantly go right at her
> Take her clothes off, take mine off... "lets shower"
> Suck those big tits and make sure all those holes are squeaky clean
>Hot and steamy, clean and ready
> Take it to the bed
> Her legs bust wide open
> She is soaked and so ready
> Pound her hard till im about to cum
> Where can i cum i ask her
>Anywhere she replies
>Hehehehehe
> Nut DEEP inside her cunt and fill that shit up
>Head home after and she leaves for home soon after
> Sends a few pics more after then gets a boyfriend. LEL

Thanks for the good time you 18 year old slut

>>733537720
>have successful business making 6 figures
if you don't mind me asking, doing what?

>>733548204
nah, fire wasn't that bad. totaled a couple parts of town but the downtown area (where i work) and i guess the "higher class" area where I live weren't touched by the fire.

Returning to the earlier subject of how one might find women looking for sugar daddies, in my part of the world every taxi driver has a few amateurs on their speed-dials. Prostitution is legal here but a lot of women don't like the public exposure that's involved. Also, to be pro, you sort of have to be available nine to five or four to twelve. So the cabbies can set you up with some low-mileage girls who wouldn't mind LTRs based on payment.

>>733548966
Thats surprising considering how apeshit the media went when it happened

>be me 21, virgin and with a MILF fetish
>browse on a local ad site (similar to CL)
>find a 30 something, kinda chubby MILF who looked good on pics
>she didn't show her face and also all the pics she was using lingerie (corsets and shit like that)
>text her, made an appointment at a local hotel
>next day I arrived to the hotel, sent her the room number
>she arrived and fuck, she was fat, not chubby
>lots of photoshop on her pics and she wore corsets to hide her gut
>also flat, pancake like tits
>but I was a stupid, horny virgin and she was cheap so went for it
>she took a shower and wore some lingerie like in her ads (so she was somewhat better looking)
>she gave me a handjob while I was playing with her nipples
>then she asked me if I wanted to fuck her
>"hell yes" I told her
>we started with her on top of me, it was good but I couldn't cum
>tired legs, asked her to change positions
>went on missionary and started fucking her faster and harder...then oh fuck I saw the fucking hairs on her nostrils
>it's weird but that's what I remember the most of losing my virginity with a hooker, I saw her fucking nose hairs and it was disgusting
>kept fucking and couldn't cum (fucking nose hair)
>asked her for a BJ, she accepted and she took off the condom
>and gave me a terrible, full of teeth BJ, it was fucking painful
>asked her to leave after several minutes

And that was how I lost my virginity with a fat hooker and the first time I rented a hooker have more stories

Cont?

I'll add one to the pile.

>be me
>be 18
>just turned.
>back when was 16, hired a hooker to loose virginity.
>went for the first one that accepted serving a teen.
>figure that now that I'm 18, I'll be able to fuck the hot ones.
>spend two weeks browsing hooker ad websites, hooker client forums and the like.
>find lots on info on many girls.
>have a list of finalists.
>use multiple phones to call them, assess their personality.
>finally fall for 21 year old chick.
>5'4
>tight waist, dry belly, large, bubble ass and nice 22C cups.
>we hold nice conversation through chat, and phone.
>she laughs at my jokes, totally relaxed.
>feel as if this is the one.
>prepare myself.
>cash in.
>on the day I am to call her, decide to hop around and kill time on hooker ad website.
>find this amazing 18 year old.
>she looks really good.
>ad says she needs cash, ain't actually a hooker.
>forget about nice chick. Fall for this one instead.
>settle at 300$, (other girl did 200$ with everything included.)
>go to her house. Shady place. Fear of getting mugged.
>she has me waiting one hour on the street.
>says she is getting herself ready.
>finally let me in. Really pissed off.
>nervous as fuck as she opens the door.
>get greeted by a 5'1 pregnant girl in some dirty old lingerie.
>unknown why, I don't refuse.
>get in, pay 300 up front.
>she sports decent tits.
>can't touch'em, hurts.
>cant kiss'er.
>cant even properly hold her body
>she's so ugly that even after 2 hours of intense sex, won't come
>takes dick out. Takes rubber out.
>fap while rubbing head against her back.
>cum on her ass.
>dress up.
>leave.

>>733549154
Thats cuz the fire was massive. Like i said tho. I did total a couple parts of town. Damage is so bad they aren't/can't rebuild there. Hear they're planning on building in a new area but we'll see.

Like 9 billion in damages and spread over 1 million acres. Pretty fucking bad man. I was on vacation when it happened.

>>733549491
Homeless shelter guy here.

Literally sounds like how i lost my virginity, though wasn't milf and not a hooker.

Fat chick i picked up at the bar when i was 18. Drunk off my ass. Only thing i really remember is how terrible she was at giving head. Felt like i was getting my dick rubbed by a hedgehog covered in lotion.

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