ITT: Were all on a plane.

And dillhole baggins just farted

*has an autistic crying child that wont shut the fuck up

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a what?

and all of a sudden I wake up and I’m still in my shitty Fulham apartment. the end

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I brought a little pig with me, so no muslims are gonna take us down.

>>733513893
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

>>733514084
cute as fuck

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>>733513933

>>733513999
Ohh, flatulence is disgusting and these children need some discipline.


Excuse me madam, would you mind accompanying me to the bathroom next to the cockpit? Thanks.

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Wow guys I can't wait to get home and operate on my patients tomorrow! I hope they figured out the overbooked issue they were having.

>>733513999
>>733513933
>>733514033
got some nice digits her boys

>>733514040
/thread

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A couple towel heads walk on. We all get ready...

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>>733514182
>>733514177

IS THIS NOW A GET THREAD???

>>733514302
that's exactly what this is

i just out the the very end and kill the AFKers. works everytime.
I then continue to work my way inward of the map just lurking on the outer edge of the zone.
I loot a few houses and find a SCAR and an M16.
I kill one guy as he drives by on a dune buggy.
The zone is closing faster and faster now. its just me and 18 others.
My heart beats faster...faster...
Im still alive.
zone shrikns again.. only 11 left now.
I run to the outer edge of the zone and hide in bush. fuck me! another guy is in bush too and shooots me,. top 10 finish #8/97

back to the lobby. I love you PLAYERUNKNOWNBATTLEGROUND

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>>733514302
check em

*kicks seat infront of him*

>>733514480
*stop kicking faggot*

What am I supposed to do with this hot towel anyway

>>733514480
*leans all the way back*

*PA: Captain here, we have lost all 4 engines

>>733514480
>>733514511

>if you two children can't sit quietly, I will TURN this plane around!

i fuck my girlfriend in the isle for all to see, butt naked. i take a shit on her

"Stop kicking the chair, Im trying to watch the new Godzilla movie!"

>>733513893
BOMB!!!!!!!

MY DUBS CONFIRM.

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>>733513933
>>733513999
>>733514033
>>733514177
>>733514511
>>733514644
>>733514655
The thread has been hijacked, this is now a get thread

...this mechanical CONTRAPTION SHOULDN'T BE FLIGHTING!

>>733514529
Wipe ass

>>733514511
>>733514644
>>733514655
>>733514177
>>733514033
>>733513999
>>733513933
the gets are unreal

PEANUTS!

GET YA HONEY ROASTED PEANUTS HERUH!

GET EM WHILE THEY'S HOT!

>>733513893
ALLAH

>>733514778
Hostess! I've burned my ass on this towel

the dubs tho

>>733514084
this is the pinnacle of anti-terror technology

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>>733513893

Draxx them sklounst

im sick and tired of the god damned snakes on this god damned PLANE!

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>>733514839
toss me a bag anon!

Fuck, those peanuts are like 5 dollars a pack, damn thieves. *hands over money*

>>733515059
Reddit tier post

*stands up from window seat as soon as the plane lands*

Lads what's that ticking sound?

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Anyone want some chips?

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>>733513893
hey guys this gonna be too much luggage to lift off

>>733515141
Everytime Im on a plane I struggle with those nuts actually

ALLAHU SNACKBAR

>hears loud shout from the back of the plane
>ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!
>plane suddenly depressurises
>there is a huge fucking hole in the fuselage
>shit's blowing everywhere
>one towel head sand nigger's towel flies past my face and out of the hole
>"now what are we going to do /b/ros?"

Hey, I think you're in my seat. Also my wife and our toddler triplets is gonna need to sit right here.

>>733515059

AIGHT HERES SOME FRESH NUTS COMINS YA WAY
*whoosh*

>>733515059

THIS ONES GONNA BE A CURVE BALL HOPE YOUVE GOT HANDS LITTLE FELLA
*zipzopboopity wooowooowhoosh*

PLEASURE DOIN BUSINESS WITH YAS

>>733515201

*starts clapping like a retarded seal as soon as the plane lands*

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Hello, this is your pilot.
Welcome to United Airlines
We need someone to leave since we are overbooked
We can offer 500€ or some kicks in the face, but somoene must leave.

Thanks you and happy flying!

*stays in toilet for the entire flight to avoid socializing with strangers

>>733514941

DONT KNOW WHY I HANDED THAT OTHER GUY TWO SACKs A NUTS BUT HERES YOURS

*zoom*

>>733515552
Hey man you gonna be in there long? My gf and I wanna bang, dude

>>733515059
Those bags are made of adamantium and Kanye West's ego; completely indestructible.

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>>733515573
Thanks for the nuts!
and
>From the flight deck, this is your Captain speaking.
>Drinks up here are free, but we have to do this on a rotational system
>and try not to make the plane tip as you rotate in and out for drinks.

*claps*
Hey guys I'm from Europe

>>733515552

*slides a package of peanuts under the door*

AYYYYY FORGETABOUTIT

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>>733513893
> ALOHA SNACKBAR

>>733513893
i like to burn things

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>whisper in some dudes ears
hey u wanna join the mile high club?

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Done, next?

Well, guess I'm gonna start popping off stowbins and playing bathroom peekaboo

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Anyone up for a campaign

>>733514897
Omg yes

>>733515904
*Walks in*
>Hah
*Walks out*

*Liam Neeson gets up from multiple seats in the cabin and stops all terrorist threats.*
*This move is irreversible*

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Looks like we have an open east on the right or on the left if you promise to behave.

ALLAN SNACKBAR YALALALALALA

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This good enough to get me onboard? Also, where da white wimmins seated?

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>>733513893
meanwhile behind my seat
some idiot let off some firecrackers

>>733513893
Poster above me is to my left
Poster below me is to my right

Both are morbidly obese and stink like shit and BO. Please fucking kill me.

>>733513893
>close eyes
>tilt head back
>reach into pocket
>"praise allah"

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>>733516873

I'm sorry sir, but we are overbooked

hmm,,...guys the right wing is on fire...

The flight attendant just intimated that I could lick her pussy. (True Story)

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>>733513999
these fucking kiddos give me a hell of a headache

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I'm fucking the flight attendant in the rear bathroom. Door status: occupied. Brb.

>>733513893
Yeah... I don't fly coach.

*Engine noise which is slightly too loud so you have to talk at a higher volume than usual*

*stewardess comes by and asks you what you would like to drink but you don't understand shit because you are flying with Lufthansa and she is speaking German*

*You want to ask for an apple juice but you don't know what that is in german so you just say "cola" desperately trying to pronounce it as German as possible saying "Kholah".*

*You are served a pleasantly cold coca cola which is not really coca cola but some german variant of it, in addition to this you get a surprisingly delicious sandwich with mustard, salami and pickles which are only slightly salty*

*You eat and try to connect to the Wi-Fi but you realise it is paid so you just play some shitty game on your phone*

*Your ears are hurting and you feel so tired for no reason you fall asleep while you are flying somewhere across northern Austria*

*It Is still going to take a while until you arrive at your desyination*

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>>733517373
what you need is some music dude

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>>733517816
please let the 8 hours be over

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>>733517807

Could be worse man KLM just weren't funny sometimes

>>733513893
I hope it's not Germanwings

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>>733518070
one more song and i do it

>>733513893
BOMB!

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>>733517619

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>>733518124

The other pilots where caught being gay so here's your surrogate

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"WHY ARE THE BOOZE BOTTLES SO FUCKING SMALL?!"

>>733518307
Aw, shit. Good thing I chose the one without a bulge in her panties.

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meanwhile in the radar station

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>>733518103

That would never happen on easy jet

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finally a solution to watch nsfw on plane

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The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to get dubs gets to stay on my aircraft

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I might have had a little bit too much...*drool*

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>>733514302
>>733514761
>>733514789
>be flight attendant and roll cart down isle humming shadilay

>>733519599

Is this a log of shit on the left?

>>733519769
It's one of my men

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>>733519599

actually im out of here

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>>733519689

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dubs decide

>>733513893
Either planes can fly or gravity exists. Pick one retards, both cannot coexist.
The world leaders are trying to hide something, and I won't sleep on this.

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>>733520323

>>733513893
*Opening the exit door

>>733520418
PANIC!

*rapes the kind slutty servants*
>>733520484

>>733516873
Bring a hot black koeksister for me please anon.

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>>733520323
Kys

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Sup bros, I almost missed the flight. Got caught up in security.

>>733520323
It's an Illuminati conspiracy of the Jewish Kabbalah subsect, to ground the European race and convince them that gravity exists and they cannot fly. The Nazis had flight, and so the Jews stole the technology and concealed it, trying to keep it from the originators of it: the Europeans.

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>>733513893
not for long!

>>733513893
you guys wanna start a fight?

Excuse me sir, We are overbooked do you mind getting the later flight?
>>733515794

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>>733521175

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>>733521002
I'll take a windowseat beside a Hot Older Woman, fanks.

>>733521268
>sauce.

Me and my friend make a plan how to took down the plane so you all fags can stfu
cbmm nzne

>>733521582
nyynuh nxone

>>733520704
I see that you are a negro. We have available seating in the cargo hold, strapped to the wing, or in the seat beside OP who will happily suck your cock.

>>733520093
Get jelly because other flight attendant has bigger cock.

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>Shoots a man.
>Throws him off plane.