it's time to make some grilled cheese 4chan

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>>733498743

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first we get the bread and cheese

Gold leader standing by

>>733498743
>image.jpg

Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.

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i personally put butter on my bread because it tastes better

>>733498990
That's not cheese

>>733499361
queer detected

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we then turn the stove on and let it heat up

>>733499482
Those aren't......

>>733499482
DUDE SOOO RANDOM LMAO XDXDXD

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also make sure your pan is clean before making the grilled cheese

>>733498743
Use shredded cheese. It melts better and tastes better.

>>733499640

That's the toothpaste I use!

look everyone this kid thinks he's howtobasic.
you gonna jerk off on some smashed eggs next?

OP, at least you were trying to be funny.
/thread

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i also recommend to give yours a little bit extra cheese

>>733499640
If you have orange juice do a shot of orange then a line of toothpaste

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>>733499358
took cheese product out of plastic wrap
>amateur

>>733499677
>shredded cheese

Only if you're shredding it yourself. Store-bought, prepacked shredded cheese is fucking shit. Dry, powder, full of cellulose. Fuck that.

>>733498990
People who buy those processed single slices should be lined up and shot.

>>733499914
took plastic product out of plastic wrap
>amateur
FTFY

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>>733499844
pic of flame under pan or ill find you u ariana grande loving, shitcheese making cuck

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make sure to flip to make sure your bread is getting toasted

>>733499962
Of course. What kind of sperg wouldn't shred their own cheese?

>>733500097

YOU'RE FLIPPING IT TOO OFTEN. YOU'LL LOSE ALL THE JUICES!!!!

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>>733500074
wew lad

>>733500125

Uhh.. somebody saying shredded cheese "tastes better" than non shredded cheese. If you're shredding it yourself, it's going to taste the fucking same.

You are going to drop this shit on floor when you are done, aren't you?

>>733500097
>toilet paper
why are you cooking in the toilet

>>733500257
>implying the cheese doesn't gain like 10 times more contact area with your tastebuds

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>>733498990
thats not cheese
and not bread

>>733500409

IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING MELTED ANYWAY

>>733500438
You faggots get offended over the dumbest shit

>>733500438
This. I live in Holland, i know cheese.

>>733500467
Fucking he'll calm down there's already too much salt in the bread cheese and butter

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>>733500438
wait what wrong with kraft single for a grilled cheese? im legit curious what the fuck im supposed to buy

>>733500571
im not offended you dumb cunt but find it funny how yankees eat shit and call it food
just like you after fapping you think you had sex

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whoops while cooking the other one i dropped the one that wasn't cooked sorry

>>733500467
It melts more consistently shredded than as a solid lump of cheese as well as melting evenly instead of the inside taking way, way longer to melt.

>>733500580

Who uses salted butter? You fucking fat fuck.

>>733500684
Get any bread with actual goddamn flavor beyond the boring mealy white bread

>>733500684
>kraft single

Because it's not cheese. It is a "cheese product".

Use real cheese. Cheddar, gouda, mozzarella, something better.

>>733500713

What is the liquid about and why is there a penis on your cheese-like product?

>>733500804
DONT MELT MOZZARELLA !!! will be disgusting

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congratulations for chan we have successfully made a perfect grilled cheese sandwhich

>>733500713
Called it!

>>733500754
Not fat mate just under six foot twelve stone 9
Also vegan

>>733500942

nigga fuck you talking about

is this a cooking gore thread ?

>>733498743
youre the worst cook in universe

>>733500942
I guess you've never eaten a pizza before?

>>733500987

Good job opie. Maybe next time more jews.

>>733501143

>inb4 hurr durr amerifat pissa aint lyke rill pissa.

That pan is SHIT!

>>733500438
queer

>>733500804
You have no concept of how expensive that shit is here since its all imported from you faggots

why spend 12$ on a slice of cheese from a wheel which i then have to shape to fit on my bread for a grilled cheese that will maybe last me a week,

when i can buy a pack of kraft singles and have cheese for a month and a half for like 6$.

fuck you and your overly expensive cheese eurofaggot

>>733500578
>i live outside America, so none of my opinions actually matter

>>733498743
nigger look at all that peeling teflon, enjoy getting cancer

throw that shit out

>>733501092
i can tell you are very jealous of my cooking skills. take some notes from this lesson and maybe you will be as great of a cook as me one day

>>733500987
You're not funny or interesting. Just stop trying.

>>733500684
That yellow thing literally doesn't contain any cheese

>>733500000

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>>733499914

>>733501477
newfag

>>733501305
wtf why you import cheese instead of producing it ???
do you also import ice from north pole because it "doesnt grow" in usa ?

>>733501305

I'm a fucking American living in the East Coast you piece of shit. Most cheese that is not fucking Kraft Singles is like $4.99-$7.99 a pound from the deli, and a lot cheaper if you buy it by the block and slice/shred it yourself. You're just a lazy piece of fucking shit unwilling to do anything yourself.

>>733500684
>amerifat detected

>>733501436

I got a lul out of it.

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>>733501556
we import cheese cause no one here gives a fuck about "real cheese".

because i dont give enough of a fuck about cheese to start a company that wastes money aging and whispering to a wheel of cheese that no one will buy because no one in this country fucking cares. ive tried your mozzarella from holland, ive tried your cheddar from france, it all fucking tastes bland and old and i dont fucking care.

so why waste money investing in a market that doesnt exist in my fucking country? that sounds like a problem YOU have, not a problem I have.

>>733501702
Well, you're a moron. I was talking about real people not little kids under the age of 25.

>>733501436
What a fucking tryhard edgelord. haha le grilled cheese

>>733501570
thats not fucking true at all faggot, we have fucking deli's here aswell i could give two fucks about that when i get off work i dont care what i shove in my body aslong as it makes my stomach stop hurting and my tongue tell me "meh".

also fuck you, you east coast piece of shit.

>>733501787

Right, because you're so old and mature.


...browsing /b/ in the middle of the day.

haha ur gonna get so many le karmas when you post this to /r/4chan lolol

>>733500578
You in holland dont have good bread, go to polish store and buy bread from there, you will know diference

>>733500694
Since when are the british allowed to criticize anyones food, you black pudding and marmite eating faggot

>>733501763
>>733502071
did you know there are more than 3 countries on this planet ?

>>733501763
>we import cheese cause no one here gives a fuck about "real cheese".

Wisconsin is the fucking "America's Dairyland". They product billions of pounds of cheese every year, which includes REAL FUCKING CHEESE.

>>733501961
>timezones don't exist
>only little kids can enter my clubhouse!
Poor dumb little kid.

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>>733501763
heres a pic of you

>>733502350

Well then, what time zone do you live in?

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>>733502197
USA, mexico, canada, peru, brazil, the rest of those smelly south american countries, kenya, egypt, congo, madagascar, the rest of those smelly nigger countries, isreal, saudi arabia, india, china,japan those other smelly asian countries, moving on to europe we have the utterly hilariously led germany, the crumbling spain and portugal, the laughable france, holland, switzerland, denmark, norway, sweden, russia, croatia, the rest of those smelly slavic nations, the fucking hilarious britain led by our european lord and saviour mother theresa may, iceland, greenland, and some others that litteraly no one cares about, no i didnt google, litteraly all those countries i learn from studying world war 1 and 2, i also watch international news to keep up with this comedy show you guys have called the EU and how everyone keeps trying to bring it back but britain keeps trying to convince the rest of you brain dead liberal fags that its a fucking cancer that needs to die.

>>733502197
Its pretty indicative of where you're from when you refer to americans as yankees

>>733502458

How long does somebody have to be in the Navy to get a jacket like that? I kind of like it.

>>733502263
but wisconsin doesnt count thats too close to canada, its only "american" by technicality because canada couldnt afford to support their health care costs if they took them. same with all the great lake states.

>>733502696
many soviets do that

>>733501763

I'm American and literally nobody I know eats kraft singles. They're not cheese, they're hydrogenated vegetable oil and yellow coloring.

>>733503272
then everyone you know must be upper middle class to upper class because ive never not met someone who ate kraft singles or great value brand.

youre right they are, but they taste cheesyish and i couldnt give two fucking fucks less because they dont taste bad when i put them between two buttery slices of bread and cook that shit.

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>>733499358

OP why the FUCK do you how Downy on the counter???

>>733500804

>cheddar
>mozzarella

Both terrible for a grilled cheese sandwich

>>733503496
its a spice

>>733503516
mozzarella belongs two places, melted over a pizza, or shredded over pasta, thats it, its too bland for anything else.

>>733503516

Literally wrong.

>>733503516
I slightly disagree. Mild cheddar is my second favorite cheese for a grilled cheese just behind Colby jack.

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>>733503446

>great value brand

Found a picture of OP's family

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>>733502682
looks like eurofag left
topkek

>>733503567

I call bullshit... OP is literally pouring himself some in this post...
>>733500987

>>733503696
nah i dont use great value, i use kraft, wal mart is for shit thats not food, HEB is for food.

>>733503696
>>733503786
also im not OP

>>733503774
of course its edgy to kill yourself.

why dont you try it?

>>733503649
>>733503693

Cheddar separates. Mozzarella is too bland and rubbery.

Gouda, havarti, fontina...those would be good tasting and melt well.

>>733503898

I prefer bleach... cleaner pipes for ME at autopsy

>>733503975
agreed

>>733503975
>I prefer bleach

Ahh, the Am_nda Todd.

>>733500438
>>733500578
Evidently you guys don't know raping, murdering masses when you see them.
Since you continue to let them into your country.
And you continue to get bombed, stabbed, shot and raped.

But FUCK do THEY KNOW THEIR CHEESE!

>>733504053
with Great Value(tm) comes great responsibly

>>733503959
I agree about mozzarella, but I've only had problems with cheddar separating if I over cook it. that is just my experience and preference, so to each their own as long as they use actual cheese.

>>733504208
Trump is putin's cock holster.

>>733504208
kek

>>733504370
lol SOMEONE watches sky news

theres litteraly no evidence to support that claim but i mean hey if you wanna keep living in the cold war era be my guest, hes still better than hillary thats all i can say.

>>733503786
Texas fag as well HEB is the Superior grocery store

>>733504580
what up man! HEB is the fucking best. and whataburger is litteraly god's gift to earth.

>>733504716
I agree.