What's up, /b/? I'm bored, and I don't wanna porn.

>>733494726

find a job

i'm looking for one too but not so much feeling confident

>>733494726
hello how was your day

>>733494882
Pretty good. Home alone, so nothing to do but play vidya and ramble to myself about random shit.

Have you ever made oogoo? It's pretty much equal parts corn starch and silicon I. Quick drying moldable polymer (polymer is correct, I think). I'd like to know if someone can make a working stroke sleeve, you know improve upon the old d.i.y. image from those do it yourself threads.

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>>733495036
Isn't that like that oobleck stuff they had us make in elementary school? I don't think they gave us any silicon for it, so I can't say I have.

>>733495427
Not so much like ooblek, at least not in my experience. I've used it to repair my laptop cord, and reinforce the weak spots in my headphones, but I've never made enough for a large project.

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>>733495608
Speaking of headphones, what kinda music would you recommend me listen to? I'm a prog rock fan myself, but I'm pretty open to other genres.

>>733496062
Shmup music is surprisingly headbangworthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FICCXD9Aww&user=VolcanicAlubak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isv1Civ4Y18&user=RaidenGekkouZero

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>>733496455
Good shit. I like the OSTs of Terra Diver and Axelay myself.
>>733496526
Can I help you?

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>>733496843
>he doesn't understand le almighty banano meme

>>733496843
Any IRC networks you frequent? I might be able to have the occasional fringe conversation with you, and I've been binging Mushihimesama in particular since I'm basically a NEET until the fall semester.

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>>733497310
>>733497345
you fucking newfags, that's not what banano is all about.

Also, check 'em.

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>>733497525

wait no, I meant these.

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>>733496991
If this is how far meme culture has fallen, I may have to jump ship from this sinking hulk of a vessel.
>>733497525
Nice try, kiddo.
>>733497104
I don't do IRC, sorry.
>>733497593
It never ends, does it.

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>>733497525
>>733497593

failure

Shoe on head OP. Also wtf are you?

>>733497788
Double dubs demand shoe on scalie head.

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>>733497667
it's only meme culture if people keep doing it; I'm the only one, and I'm also the shmup guy.

I need a hug. Sorry.

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>>733497889

how about this instead of hug Chad?

>>733498008
Dubs or the nigger gets it.

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>>733497788
Had to scout around for this, since I don't wear shoes, but finally found one.
Also, I am a kobold. Should've prefaced this with that.
(Also also, this captcha is infuriating.)

>>733498272
Dang.

>>733498272

OH LAWDY LAWD... HEP ME... HEP ME

>>733498283
>Captcha Protip
Go to your settings and change it to "Classic Captcha in quick reply" or whatever is similar to that. Two words are infinitely easier than the fucking pictures.

Also I'd like to apologize for how many of your friends I've killed.

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>>733498542
Wait, what? I...I feel like you're getting something confused here...

>>733498272

cuck patrol here to free the african american

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>>733499088

nicely done!

>>733499088
Dun got.

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>>733498829
I've been playing Dungeons and Dragons for over 20 years and had more than a few kobolds attack me. Are you not that kind of kobold?

>>733499088
Well played.

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>>733499414
I...I don't attack people, but...I'm kind of the only kobold I know, so...

Hey, real quick, you guys mind if I take this off? I'm getting kinda hot up here.

whats your opinion on traps?

>>733499680
... sure but post tits

>>733499680
SHOW US YOUR DICK

>>733499680
Feel free, clothes are weird and constructive. Also; what is your opinion on bokoblins? Are they trying to edge in on kobold territory? Also, I can't read sand words, what does your tunic say?

>>733499833
Shoe on dick

>>733500048

sock on sack

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>>733499680
Show me your belly and tits, kobold kun~! BUHEHEHE~!

>>733500098
Tail in tooter

Bit of a stretch, I'm not proud of it.

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>>733499737
Oh, right, I should've specified THAT, too, I guess. I'm a guy, so I don't HAVE tits. Silly.

>>733500000

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>>733499737
>>733500205

don't care... post tits anyway

>>733500205
SHOW US YOUR DICK

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Wow, I probably should've remembered this was 4chan.

But...I dunno, I don't think I wanna show you guys...

>>733500205

please read from above...
>>733499737
>>733499833
>>733500048
>>733500098
>>733500195

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>>733500611
I like where this is going

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>>733500611
>dat wink
>dat nice shoulders
>mfw pic related

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>>733500611
pic related: it's me. Totally.

ok now show yours 'w'

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Bleeeeehhh, all you get's the shoe.

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>>733500611

stop being a prissy sissy and show us...

some of us are behind on our fap-schedule

>>733501073
For some reason this reminds me of an OP that delivered in a /bant/ thread by dancing with a sock on his dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W3JUYbm6dQ

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>>733501073
PLS, I BEG YOU

If someone were to lightly brush your nose with, say, a feather-duster, would you sneeze or like, something different?

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Alright, fine! Geez, you guys are relentless.

>>733501441
No, I would sneeze.

>>733501520

so um... Kindly I ask again for you to post tits...

don't care gender

>>733501520
W..what is that? Why does it have a pair of narrow eyes and nose?

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>>733501653
It's a slit, ya dick.

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>>733501520
>>733502154

>>733502154
Ok I'm confused. Are those pussies or are they some sort of breathing mechanism or whatever? Should I be worried?

>>733502154
That's a nice dick.

>>733502433
It's a double penis you double nigger.

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OP's faggotry transcends dimensions.

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>>733502648
Perhaps

>>733502517
What are you blind? It doesnt even come close to a double penis, you dickweed

>>733502648
>frogposter smugly posts 'OP is a fag'

this is the /b/ we deserve, but not the one we need

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Okay, that's enough dick pics.
>>733502433
No, they're dicks. I think the correct term is a hemipenis, but whatever. It's...been kinda weird actually. Sex ed was really awkward to sit through because of it.

>>733503018
Then show your ass

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>>733502877
how can white men compete?

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>>733503018
You look a little muscular in a girly way, dunno how to put it.

Can I hug it? :3

>>733503018
kobolds seem pretty flexible, can you autofellate?

>>733503018
why is /b/ full of black penis white penis debate?
are black and white muricans so insecure that /b/ is full of dicks all day

>>733503188
Fucking fine. You win, geez.

Plus, checked

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>>733503118
I'd rather not please.
>>733503710
I tried it, couldn't quite reach it.

>>733503355
Um...I guess?

So were you hatched with such a THICK tail, it did it get that way as you grew up? I mean you could probably pass for a ladybold if you had a bow and a cute apron.

Do you just speak common, it we're you raised among other kobold? I mean I can't imagine back in the tribe, everyone speaks monster (no offense) or whatever language. I always wondered what kinds of cuss words monsters use, then I think it'd be great if it was a word in common tongue that is in major use that is also a blush worthy word in Monster tongue.

>>733503931
Poor OP, look how flustered he is after coming here because he didn't want to draw porn and here we are making him draw his dicks for us.

Do you do live off your art OP? Can we see some serious work?

>>733504163
At least OP is prude to some degree

>>733504271
It's cute, I like it.

>>733504124
I guess it's been that way ever since I was born. Also, I thought this was Wessonal, I don't know what common is.
>>733504163
I don't live off it, but I can show you a few examples.

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>>733504064
Yaaay~ *glomps*

Gorsh, you are fucking soft

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Here's a good one, though it's digital, not really well versed with a tablet.

>>733494726
Read a book. Or pop a klonopin and drink a beer.

>>733504555
Checked.

Not too shabby, keep it up

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>>733504814
Thanks.
>>733504420
Okay, Imma have to stop you right there.

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>>733504555

Bananofag here: You're better at hands than most people I've seen. Keep it up! 'w'

>>733498542
o-ok

>>733504555
>>733505333
Checked. Are you Kek or something, OP?

Would you ever a gnoll? I heard the girls have feminine penii. I also heard they smell pretty gamey, like musk, sweat, and pine oil.

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>>733505333
b..but :(

>>733505652
I...I dunno, maybe?

Threads like these are the reason for coming back from time to time

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Here's another one, sorry for the inactivity.

>>733506072
would be better if OP would post some ass with that serious work. More of both would be awesome

>>733506195
Nice work, OP. Keep it up

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>>733506305
Well, I don't think you'll get much of it with my big ol' tail, to be honest.

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>>733505801
Not you, (clearly). I mean like a somewhat small gnoll. Like pic related, not a champion weight, more like a scout.

>>733506656
So? let's have a look

>>733506808
I'm pretty sure you wont get to see as much ass as you would expect with a big tail covering most of em. Maybe it's just me, but whatever suits you

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>>733506808
Suit yourself.

>>733507233
I knew it. Plus checked again

>>733507233

Checked. And pants? C'mon, don't bullshit me.