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My life is going to shit. Rate me.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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My life is going to shit. Rate me.
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3/10
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>>733475806
timestamp stupid
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>>733475806
eat my ass/10
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>>733475806
tits and timestamp

then i'll rate you
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>>733475806
4
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>>733475826
fuck off

7/10 for sure

potentially an 8 with a little work

I really like your hair, them glasses gotta go tho bb
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7/10 would bang
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>>733475908
agreed
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>>733475908
gb2 reddit
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2/10
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Fuck off
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time stamp or sage
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I don't know why that posted sideways tbh I haven't been on here for years
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My life is going to shit. Rape me.
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>>733476018

alright then

but real talk right now. What's the matter?
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>>733476018
fUcK oFf

nice tits
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>>733476018
shoe on head for proof
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>>733476064
all the way since summer huh? You are a solid 4, tits might make you a 5 whore.
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Whats wrong op?
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>>733476072
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>>733476018
Now tits, for science.
>>733476072
Fucking neckbeard.
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>>733475806
Hard to rate while you're wearing a shirt
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>>733475908
What kind of work? I used to wear contacts every day but I get a lot of compliments on my glasses. Am I being lied to
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My shit is going to rape, life me
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My life is also going to shit. Want to grab a drink and vent?
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>>733475806
10 outta 10 would bang
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>>733475806
8/10. Hard to tell with all the clothes on, but your face is really pretty.
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>>733476018
You have a lousy attitude, no wonder your life is going to shit
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>>733476018
Tits or GTFO
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>>733476220
You're not
The glasses are cute
Plz remove shirt now thx
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>>733476018
BASED
A
S
E
D

Dont show your tits bb, not worth it :3

Better times lay ahead, dont get too down in the dumps boouuuuut it
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>>733476072
>>733476144

>laptop got stolen
>3,000+ follower Twitter account got permanently suspended
>IRS sent me a letter saying my tax return was reduced from $250 to $0
>got raped by a strange Ugandan man and now I have to take 3 pills a day for a month that cost $500 and cause severe diarrhea and vomiting (in case he was HIV positive)
>my boyfriend and I broke up and he tried to hang himself
>one of our neighbors at work poisoned our beloved pet cat that hangs around at the office with antifreeze
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10/10 would bang
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8/10 Would date. Beautiful specimen of the white master race.
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>>733476256
This

Outside is about a 7, inside you are a 2
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>>733476220
I like the glasses actually.

but you havent told us why your life is going to shit. Or tits. Either one would suffice
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>>733475806
You have gorgeous eyes, amazing hair, brows on point, and on top of that, you wear glasses.
Easy 9/10
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rate me >

< would support for free with my 60k/year wage and love with my 15% fat body
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>>733476086
>>733476184
>>733476188

I posted tits when I was 17 and you faggots tried to dox me so no thanks
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>>733476319
eh, that's not that bad
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>>733475806
Attention whoring with no permission?
Cough up the cost of admission!
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>>733476369
To be fair, that was when you were 17, we've grown up since then. Honest.
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>>733476246
As oposed to 3/10
You'd still bang it.>>733476319
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>>laptop got stolen
>>3,000+ follower Twitter account got permanently suspended
>>IRS sent me a letter saying my tax return was reduced from $250 to $0
>>got raped by a strange Ugandan man and now I have to take 3 pills a day for a month that cost $500 and cause severe diarrhea and vomiting (in case he was HIV positive)
>>my boyfriend and I broke up and he tried to hang himself
>>one of our neighbors at work poisoned our beloved pet cat that hangs around at the office with antifreeze

Sounds like you need a bowl of eggs.
Show me tits and I'll feed them to you
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>>733475806
cutie!
8/10
I like your hair, your eyes/glasses and your slight smile
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>>733476220

That style is out bb

I like big glasses but they need to be NERDIER

Nerdy is in.

And by work, I just meant, you know, nice makeup and such. There not too much to be done. You look good <3

Why is your life going to shit? It cant possibly be worse than half the neckbearded faggot on here
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>>733476319
ahahahahahah oh fuck too funny

buy a new laptop
you come to /b/ cus your attention whore twitter account gone
IRS fucked you like everyone else
Wonder if he is taking pills too
Boyfriend is a pussy faggot
The cat is the only real bad thing going on
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Tits or gtfo
This is bait guys
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>>733476319
Seeking validation from teenagers on b is not gonna help any of these things. The kids telling you you're hot in this thread are noone you would even look at twice, so why do you feel the need for their attention?
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>>733476319
Could be worse
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>>733475806
How do you smell?
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>>733476228
I'm an alcoholic so sure
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>>733476369
...yah because that was me and the two others you tagged.

Rules are rules
Why don't you go to the next Arianabombdefusal grand concert wearing a fake bomb vest... you know for lulz.
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Fucking STD infested niggers can't keep their hands off beautiful white women. Filthy savages.
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Rate me, my life is shit to going
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>>733476336
thanks I'm Polish
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>>733476319
Only the 4th and 6th have any real meaning. The rest is just bullshit. Laptops are replaceable, twatter accounts are for faggots, and it's obvious that you two weren't compatible. Live and learn.

However being raped by a wild animal is no joke, and the death of a cat is nothing short of tragedy. You need a glass of whiskey and a kitten.
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>>733475806
>another basic bitch that's not really fugly but not hot either

where the fuck do they keep coming from
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>>733475806

Seeking validation degrades your beauty/10
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>>733476535
come on faggot, she was asking for the D, the cat is the only real tragedy
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>>733476563
I don't know, I think insecurity is hot.
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>>733476480
Where are you located (generally)? Long weekend coming up and I was planning on drinking alone anyway.
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>>733476319
>one of our neighbors at work poisoned our beloved pet cat that hangs around at the office with antifreeze
Mix Antifreeze, sugar and water. Pour in his gas tank. Put rubber cement in all door locks.
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i think youll be fine. I mean, most of us are 30+ and living in our mom's basement
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>>733476610

I used to think so too. Then I grew up.
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>>733476018
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>>733476614
Kentucky
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>>733475806
10/10 for sure. But you already know that. Why ask.
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>>733476319
MOVE AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK
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>>733476588

>Ugandan

No one 'asks' for Ugandan D. That's why they rape.
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>>733476018
>yfw OP's face after our initial reactions
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>>733475806
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>>733476678
come out to california, let's get baked
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>>733475806
Why is your life gone to shit ?
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>>733475806
tits or gtfo
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>>733476560
Wow, it's almost as if most people are average. Shocking
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>>733476678
Hey! At least your not in a cucked state. Could explain the infested nigger rape thing though. Just grab some Kentucky bourbon and masturbate.
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hey bb

Listen to this album

Also,

Foxing - The Albatross

The Front Bottoms - Self Titled
and
Brave Bird - Maybe you no one else worth it

Nothing a little math emo revival cant help
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>>733476610
I'm not really insecure. I know I'm attractive enough
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>>733476610
Insecurity is only hot when you can use it to mold them.

When you can say "those pants look tighter on you then usual" and she'll starve herself to lose weight. Or if you're like, I know you've never done it but I'd love to try anal, and she lets you fuck her asshole out of fear you being bored and leaving. When you can shape them into what you want, then insecurity is hot.

Otherwise is just self pity and you need to constantly pick them up
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>>733476678
Damn, that's a 8-10hr drive. I'll have a drink for you, OP. More like a bottle.
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>>733475806
9.5/10
cute, nice eyes, like the hair and glasses, makeup isn't OTT
Could do with better clothing and would look good with a choker.
>>733476018
Don't like the nails (I don't like painted nails in general, but I am purposefully looking out for things. Normally wouldn't notice/care enough)
You live in a shit country with an autistic way of writing the date
Handwriting is nice and neat
In summary:
I want you in and around my dm's
You look like someone that'd like to have a penpal. hmu
Kik: feelsgoodman.webm (Anon /b/)
My dick isn't big enough to hit on you. Feel free to vent at me, I'm bored
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>>733475806
My life is going to shit.
Rate me.
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>>733476622
He works at a preschool haha. I don't like kids so two birds one stone I guess
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>>733476683
why do you thirsty faggots lie like this. even if you personally like her, she is clearly not a 10/10, aka most attractive woman you have ever seen
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>>733476786
then why u no tits?
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Lmao ugly bitch your only use in life is to be a cum dumpster embrace it
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>>733476812
tits or gtfo

You know the rules lady
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>>733476719
i second this. california is dope. it's not kentucky at least
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>>733476826
Yeah the 9/10 and 10/10's are a little much seriously. I get she's white and not ugly on 4chan but she isn't going to blow up the modeling business.
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>>733475806
8/10

Probably start with the ol', on your back, head off the edge of the bed, gag. Stick me wanger down your throat a few times, make sure I'm nice and hard, the gagging and spit helps with that.
Flip you around, fuck the vagoo for a bit until wet and relaxed. Grab the handy dandy bottle of oil, cover your badonkadonk and me dong in it and start going to town on your ringer. Probably get you on ya knees, mouth open, tongue out for the old baby batter blast off.
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>>733476319
Rape thing you'll get over in time, but will fuck you up sexually and give you trust issues for life. I'm sorry about your cat. That shit hurts. As for Twitter, doesn't matter. That shit comes and goes. And your bf is being a pussy cause he wants your whole attention focused on him and he's going to do what it takes to manipulate you. Laptop? Blah, would of needed a new one eventually. Here, have a picture of my cat that almost died. Going to get him from the vet today
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>>733476883
California is full antifa scum isn't it?
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>>733476826
>why do you thirsty faggots lie like this

Because that's what whiteknights do. He doesn't understand that no matter how hard he whiteknights he won't get his dick sucked.
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ITT

>omg a real life gril
>entirety of /b/ flocks
>too much /b/lackup
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>>733476826
You can't tell me what I class as a 10. It's my rating
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>>733476719
I'm actually coming to San Francisco next month but it's a family trip
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>>733476939
oh snap. if you feel like coming up to humboldt county, I'll buy you a beer and smoke you out
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>>733476220
get different shaped glasses, that shape is horrible and has stereotypes associated with it you probably want to avoid
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Oh FFS!
Rule #1: TITS OR GTFO!
Rule #2: Sharpie in pooper + timestamp
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>>733476873
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>>733476785
You have the music taste of my ex boyfriend who tried to kill himself. Not saying it's bad, just pointing out the facts.
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>>733476939
What kind of music do you like?
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>>733475806
Great hair, 10/10.

Not the face tho, you look like a cunt.
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>>733477055

You need to start lifting, get a tan and a haircut.
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Eh, you're quite sexy, I have to say.
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>>733477000
gif related
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>>733476319
>tax return
>250

What a waste of bones and organs..
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>>733477055
Please give this man more attention, he's going for pussy.
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YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS!

This is /b/
Rule #1
There are no girls on the Internet!

If she isn't flashing the titties we should not be indulging her. There are rules here. We are not savages.
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>be me 29 male
>genital warts
>manlet
>thinks only of suicide
>life can't go to shit
>it already is shit
>sees hot girl on /b/
>she thinks she has it bad
>She doesn't know the meaning
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>>733476319
its not rape if you liked it bitch
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>>733477002
Actually it

>1
>dont talk about /b/
>2
>DONT talk about /b/
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rate me
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>>733476826
You've never been to England, huh?
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>>733476826
Lol OP here and frankly I agree. I'll take a 7 or 8
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>>733477055
Dick or gtfo
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>>733477055
Autofelatio.
Do it.
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>>733477107
i'm usually outside all the time but i've had a fractured ankle since April 7th and it barely healed since then

Don't have the mean to go see a doctor

Also, why the fuck would i need to lift? I'm not a shallow superficial shit like you who does it only to satisfy his inherent narcissism
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Post your feminine penis!
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>>733476913
Thank you for the cat. Hope he's doing better
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OP show us your bare feet!
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>>733477000
I think they're flattering because my face is kind of square. What do you suggest?
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Not into traps.
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10/10 would throat fuck
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>>733477179
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>>733477231
>Also, why the fuck would i need to lift?

Because if you don't a shallow, superficial, narcissistic shit like me will beat your skinny ass up.
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I just realized knowing /b/, what if this is a trap?
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>>733477283

MORE NERDY BB

Nerdy is in
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>>733477182
I still have my ribs
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>>733477079
Of Montreal, Sufjan Stevens, Elliott Smith, Crystal Castles, Neon Indian, The National etc. Hip hop too (Vince Staples is a favorite)
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>>733477120
I'm a student with a part-time job, give me a break
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>>733477392

JESUS CHRIST BB
THIS
THIS
THIS
>>733476785
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>>733477358
Hahahaha so you're you just comfirm further my statements, i'm pretty sure i could beat your ass even if you think your muscles = strength

Dumbass, if you would use your brain you'd know that there is strategy behind fighting
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>>733476939
Yo get baked anyways. SF is rockin and if you go to the right websites, you can literally get a weed rec in something like 40 minutes.
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>>733477463
comfirming*
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>>733477463

>strategy behind fighting

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personal, kid
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>>733477496
I'm about to show up to family dinners high as fuck
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>>733476018
0/10
You know the rules.
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>>733477496
go further north and theres way better weed
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>>733477533
That's the spirit.
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>>733477510
Did you really just try to correct your own typo and fuck up a second time
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>>733477463
>strategy behind fighting

There's also this thing called weight classes.

P4P best fighter in the world, Demetrious Johnson, would still get his ass kicked by most no-name middleweights purely because of physical differences.

You can't make yourself grow taller but you can exercise and get fit. Either for your own health or to get pussy easier.
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>>733477554
Eh. Depends on the dispensary.
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>>733477587
Humboldt and Mendocino, the quality overall is multitudes better
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>>733475806

You're over-reacting. You're hot, you have nothing to worry about. All you have to do is find some guy that'll let you move in with him. Suck his dick till your head caves in, and don't fuck other people. You've got it made.
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>>733477358
Dear idiot. Muscles do not equal fighting prowess. Unless your muscles are trained and used to fighting they will fatigued quickly. Any person used to fighting or trained to fight can tell you this.
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>>733477529
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>>733476429
>Complains about out of style
>Posting out of style old memes
>Nerdy is in

What sort of fucking anime magical world do you fucking believe in?

>>733475806
Nothing wrong with glasses, its really a common attraction. Just end the end depends on the person who does or doesnt like them or looks bad/good with em. As for you, you do look really good with them, why is your life going to shit?
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>>733477582
i don't give a fuck about looking good and i'm pretty healthy
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Hey OP you look like a 10/10 for me, i understand what you are going through, hope thigs are gonna get better for you, i really do.
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>>733477619
Shit I should go on a road trip at some point.
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>>733477643

This is true for the most part

Fighting is an explosive exercise, and unless you train explosivly then you will get bogged down pretty quick.

On the other hand,
fights last like what, 2 minutes TOPS?
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>>733477742
very nice trap, pls show dick
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>>733477742
ok
sage
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>>733477744
bro i got the hookup

whatchu need son
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>>733477642
I live in a nice one bedroom apartment and enjoy being alone. Why would I want to move in with some guy?
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>>733477744
Attractive af.

A1. Dunno why you're coming here for validation though.
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>>733477742
9.5/10
Cant give 10/10 cause ya light be hairier then a greek grandfather but your face is perfect
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>>733477643
>m-muh skills
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>>733477659
Check a post near the top, I made a list
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>>733477814
Where's the best shit? I need to forget a week of my life. You got anything that can do that?
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>>733477742
just stop. your desperation for validation on here is all kinds of sad
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>>733477713
Thank you
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>>733477742
You're gorgeous. You're down right now, this isn't a good place to look for moral support. Too many fucking pervs. Get out and do something positive.

But since you're already here, why not show us some tits and ass?
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drunk so older pic rate me 4chan
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>>733477900
oh yeah. I can get you DMT, good weed, coke, shrooms
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>>733477879
Fuck off you ugly faggot
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>>733475806
>My life is going to shit.

?
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>>733477742
jep, cutie... 8/10 love your eyes!
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>>733477354
Fucking kek
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>>733477879
Holy shit send me nudes mommy

kik: hornypapa22234
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>>733477970
>doesn't understand i'm making fun of OP's attention whoring
drink bleach faggot
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>>733477773
Can you insufferable autists keep it down in my thread
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>>733477659
Read the fucking thread anon
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>>733475908
Fucking idiot say tits or gtfo
Moron
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>>733477994
you liek it? :>)
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>>733477742
You...
You know what that thing around your neck is for right???
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>>733477742
Tits or gtfo
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>>733477921
Where am I supposed to take my desperation for validation now that my twitter is gone? Are you saying... it needs to come from inside myself?
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>>733476018
Cute/10
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>>733477742
Hell, I'd give you $50 for a vid of you playing with your twat.
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>>733477943
OP here, you're pretty cute
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>>733478067
Hahahaha, holy shit, I didn't even notice that. Nice catch.
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>>733477989
Read the goddamn thread
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>>733477773
Yes, while true most fights last minutes, their muscles are trained to impact and take impact, and most fighters also weightlift and do cardio work also, a person that just works out just to work out is at a huge disadvantage since their muscles are not used to it.
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>>733475806

You could probably make it in porn. I think you probably look a little like a younger Sovreign Syre without those nerdy glasses.

Show us your ass, whore. Then you'll get your rating.
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>>733477742
honest rating: you wear a lot of makeup. im guessing without it you are very plain. facial features: your nose is too long and your eyes a bit hooded. your upper lip is too thin. you look late 20s, early 30s, getting to the end of your attractiveness. for all these reasons i think a 6/10 is a fair rating
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>>733478022
>having to explain the joke
Sad!
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>>733478012
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8/10 you look great :)
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>>733478067
No
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>>733478218
apparently some ppl are too fucking retarded to get it, so i'm sparing them the mental gymnastics
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>>733478145
Honestly considering it at this point
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>>733478306
i'll throw $20 in
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>>733478306
I'm serious.
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>>733478024
This is /b/. Autistic central. Where do you think you are?
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>>733478196
I couldn't make it in porn. I'm a 32A.
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>>733478201
Who doesn't wear a lot of makeup to a New Year's party? I'm guessing you don't leave the house a lot anon
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>>733478355
now you have to show us tits
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>>733475908
>Tips fedora
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>>733478346
me too
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>>733478355
Small tits are fucking sexy
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>>733478395
no need to look like a birthday cake, i think that's what he meant by that
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>>733478355
Bro ngl I and a lot of people love small tits. No shame.
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>>733478355
please show us. I love small tits
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>>733478306
Kik me. Randomghost88
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>>733478456
She's not even wearing that much from what I can tell? But idk anything about makeup so whatever
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>>733478221
<3

(that's not a heart that's my micropenis)
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>>733478395
now you're just being bitchy to one guy who gave you exactly what you asked for, an honest rating. true colors coming out, bitches can't hide their personalities for long
>>
>>733478274
It uh...
It's called a ring gag. It goes in your mouth, and keeps it open, usually for the dominant male to... use as he sees fit
>>
Post nudes
>>
no tits yet? seriously? abandon thread people
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>>733478201
You have to be gay to study a woman's facial features that carefully
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>>733475806
Show your tits slut
>>
Bitch you've shown your tits before
Show it now
>>
Titties titties I don't care as long as pussy mound has no hair!
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>>733478543
your point?
>>
>>733478583
She asked to be rated and showed her face. Wtf are you even in this thread for if you can't do that one thing
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>>733478550
The rest of it was fair but I don't think it makes sense to say someone wears too much makeup on an evening most chicks put glitter on their faces
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>>733478551
Don't sugar coat it. It's used to keep the mouth open so he can fuck her mouth with whatever they want.
>>
Tits or gtfo bitch know your place
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>>733478551
Lol nice, I guess I've seen those but never made the connection. I got it at Forever 21.
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>>733475806
Solid 7
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>>733478551
>p-p-pu-put it in her ass
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You are garbage! You will never amount to anything!
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>>733475806
Nah, I need some tits and timestamp.

The worst thing to be is female in a society that caters to niggers and mentally ill humans.
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theres something a little unattractive about you, i think its your nose. its downward pointing. cute noses are always upward pointing
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>>733478721
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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is this one of those tranny threads or what?
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>>733478721
yeaaah right. Like you didnt know when you went in there. Are you the same type of girl that wears a choker cuz its "cute"
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>>733478768
The joke is not lost on me
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Don't show these greedy, ungrateful fuckers anything. Kik me and I'll pay you. Randomghost88
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I'm making your lives shittier.

Rate me.
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>>733476292
Worthless mouth fedora faggot.
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>>733478797
your cover up naivety is actually the joke
>>
>>733478756
My nose is probably my least favorite part of my face. That or my chin. But nobody's perfect or whatever
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Would not fap
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>>733478862
would fap to that post
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>>733478355

Honestly, those are fine and if you are the type of shallow empty headed tramp who needs implants for any level of confidence, then get them. NO one faults a woman for getting fake tits in this society, much less anything else.

Show that ass and since you brought it up, give us the tits as well.
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>>733478818
Hot af 10/10 babe.

Wouldn't bang though. I know you're going after Ivanka. I won't get in the way.
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>>733478862
It's nofap season
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>>733478860
>78860 ▶
>>>733478756
>My nose is probably my least fav
Nigga no one cares anymore, we are here for your fucking nudes. Now or never.
>>
Don't be on /b/ or 4chan in general

it's only going to make things worse

i know i sound like a hypocrite but I'm just passing through looking for the tweets regarding the manchester bombing

also you're really cute, but probably pretty annoying

would def sex you
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>>733478908
This.
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>>733478860
yeah. thats exactly right. no-one's perfect. the guys you date wouldn't be perfect either. that's life
>>
She's probably enjoying the abuse here
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>>733478677
so you admit that you suck dicks regularly?
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>>733478818
Putin's cockholster/10
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>>733478908

Normal white girl ass
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>>733476319
What a weakling
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>>733476812
>>733477055
>>733477879
>>733478221
My life us going to shit but this made me laugh.
Nice job crashing OP's thread.
>mfw that ass
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>>733478966
I've been on /b/ on and off since I was 13 dude
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>>733478860
If you're serious about making money from selling noodz send full body shot and measurements to [email protected]
If you're accepted you'll need to be willing to show something so don't bother otherwise. Too many time wasting attention whores up in errr
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>>733479054

I'd call it better than average, but that one piece is making it look too boxy. Better take it off.
>>
>>733476678
Haaaaa no wonder u wanna die
>>
Just so those of you flocking to op and bathing her in praise, you still won't get nudes or her as a gf. She is obviously a high maintenance shallow whore. You either need to offer her money, how much depending on your looks, or if you're a chad.
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>>733479182
legit what do you define as a chad?
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>>733479127

I ended up buying this one
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