/nz/ - New Zealand General

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>>733466654
faggot OP made the thread wrong again

>>733466654
why are ops even gone
999

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>>733466654
Wellington reporting in.

>>733467041
Welly also reporting in.
where you at bud

Why are IDs even gone?

>>733467093
Tawa.

Why aren't we tipping already bro's?

>>733467277
Aro Valley.

Used to live in Tawa, it fkn sucks man. you like it?

>>733467308
Not even going to comment.
I am already triggered enough at that stupid fat bitch.

>>733467324
I don't mind it. It's nothing special but at least it's close to the city

>>733467455
compared to what? it's like a ten min drive ae

reminder to all, report all Quercy posts. She needs to get the message

>>733467633
Yeah, about 10 mins on the motorway. It's hard to get on there from Tawa though.

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>>733467695

>>733467887
wrong pic bro, thats the IDBro hate one

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>>733466654
woopwoop

Lower Hutt reporting om also, note im not from the shit part, fucking wainuians, someone needs to blow that road up and fill that fucking hole with jizz

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Anyone got nudes from Auckland

>>733468299
what part ma bro

>>733468246
Hahaha, legend

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>>733468246
got me good

>>733468452
this is a fucking library!!

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>>733468343

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>>733468581

G Banger from The chur reporting in, got a busted calf muscle from being too tough of a kick boxing cunt and also on the scrumpy. What up home boys and girl

any /lonelydrivers/ here?

>>733468795

Is that lillian, fuck off back to your damn citroen

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>tfw a cat shat in the corner last night again

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>>733468749
bed soon, just thought I'd check in see what ya'll up to

I'm moving to NZ soon, what's it like?

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>>733468841
i drive a nissan u fag

>>733468877
depends where you going bud

>>733468877
Its fuckng shit, there are assholes everywhere and everything is expensive. But fuck yeah the meth is great.

>>733468867
What's up, anon?

>>733468857

Your cat is an asshole, all cats are assholes

>>733468909

Good

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>>733468877
>migrating to NZ

>>733468915
Gonna be living in Bay of Plenty

>>733468877
look elsewehre. this country is a fucking toilet.

>>733468955

>dubs checked

honestly so fecking toired man. Got dental work done on the weekend and can't stop touching the new tooth, feels so weird. I wonder how long it'll take to get used to
>>733469075
why there though. You fruit picking or something

>>733468867
Jenga is the only thing I pull out of.

>>733469082
Agreed, soon we will be sharing everyones incomes for equality reason. Thats why women shouldn't vote, because their ideas are fucking chicken mcnugget spec retarded

>>733469082
literally this. been trying to get off this god forsaken island for too damn long

>>733469254
>>733468955

New fags detected, that don't know Jenga

>>733469434
the fuck you even say to me newfag calling other people new fags.

>>733469434
Ummm why the fuck would I know who you are?

>>733468867
show boobies.

>>733469082
>>733468949
That's weird. Everyone I know who has been to NZ tells me it's a nice place with happy people.

>>733469211
Yeah, I guess so. My mother got the oppurtunity to work there for a year and since I don't have anywhere else to go after high school, I thought I might aswell.

>>733468393
Western hills

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Dunners reporting.

>>733468795
Ayy!
>>733468867
Hey Jenga! How's it?
>>733468909
Same. I hate to admit this but I don't know what I'm looking at. Transfer case? Really weird front diff?

>>733469797
ayyyy another dunners anon!

>>733469797
Its is a transfer case, yes

>>733469637
all good for a short visit,
Auckland is a shit hole, no one likes living there, well can be quite nice, just gotta be a bit more hipster inclined,
Go live in some dingey student flat in dunedin for a yeah, you'll have a fucking blast, just work some shitty cafe job by day and get drunk and messed up during the nights and weekend, tinder game is strong there

>>733469797
Hey Thor x

I'm on the front cover of a magazine! *does Mike Wazowski voice* but it's an unfortunate angle and I look fat. So half and half.

How bou you- You feeling better, still freezy?

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>>733469637
well it's ok if you dont mind living in a country full of cucks, hipsters and faggots. seriouslyy, ive been trying to leave since forever. im just too lazy

Dunedin reporting

Fucking what a day so bored now

>>733469941
>front cover of a magazine
do tell us more.

>I look fat
that's just your mind thinking that. I highly doubt you are.

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>>733469853
Plenty of us. How's it going?
>>733469879
Noticed the speedo cable right after I posted. What kinda 4WD have you got?
>>733469941
You gonna tell us what magazine or would that be too easy?
Not so bad now, but not particularly warm either.

>>733470105
It was an Armageddon themed issue, and the pics we were supplied for the front cover were average so we did our own cosplay and photo shoot in studio and it ended up being the front cover
>>733470162
I don't mind showing you guys as I'm in full cosplay wearing a wig etc so you can hardly see its me haha but I do look fatter than what I am so don't be mean

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>>733470162
nissan homy 4x4 (^:

I need some friends to take my jeep 4wding with though

The rumour come out. Does /nzg/ is gay?

>>733470359
can you please repeat the question

>>733468857
Is that you ginga and did you make the thread wrong?

All signs point to yes.

>>733470415
You're not the boss of me now

>>733470304
We wouldn't be mean, well.. at least the two of us from Dunners. can't say much about the rest of /nzg/ and /b/ though.

>>733470415
/nzg/ is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some ofthe publicstill curious about what is exactlyhappeningand to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor.

/nzg/ discord where??

>>733470535
this post is pure cancer

>>733469637

Nice, yes.

Happy, no.

They should be happy though, ungrateful cunts that they are. They are always complaining about whinging pommes, but we all know kiwis love to whinge even more

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>>733470347
Thought it looked familiar. They're more or less a Navara underneath, right?
Fuck, mate. The van will do better off road than the Jeep!
>>733470486
Dunedin confirmed for nicest city.
>>733470600
Tinychat OP. There is a Discord though, somewhere.

>>733470600
Fuck off with that weak shit.

>>733470304

> inb4 the camera adds half a stone
> so how many cameras were on you then? Hurr durr

>>733470694
The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.

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>>733470359
yes.

>>733470347
where abouts are you from anon? i feel like I've seen that area before!

>>733470790

The irony is even this wierdo would pass the minimum language requirements for a visa

>>733470860
That pic was taken in Kerikeri, northland. I live in kaikohe, northland

>>733470486
I know you guys wouldn't be mean, I've just put on a bit of weight and I'm totally awkward about it and I know everyone will be mean and judgy and it's scary. I see what they're like to the other girl

>>733470781

I know! That's so true as I should be at least 5kgs less than what I am, minimum

>>733470998
ok so i was thinking completely in the wrong island.. nevermind lol

>>733470855
IDcutie.....

>>733470907
It's copy pasta. Google "does bruno mars is gay".

>>733471018
It's perfectly okay. thats just Quercy that they're like that to. i'm sure they wont give two shits about you and would probably even ignore it.

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German redpill here, should I rather emigrate to NZ or Australia, if I want public order and muh motherfookin lawn?

>>733470855

Has anyone seen what this man looks like? Genuinely curious.

>>733471018

What is your height and weight?

I am 5'7 80 kg. I am at least 5kg too light.

>>733471225
waren voll

>>733471225
>German
go to australia, we dont want your kind here

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>>733471074

1/2 supposed to be Charlies Angels

inb4 post on chubby thread
>>733471270

5"5 60kgs ish :( :( too big for myself atm

>>733471270
>80kg
>too light

What? I'm 5'9 , 60kg

>>733471302

Tell that your employers. ;^) You can't stop me, blue collar cuck

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>>733471352

2/2 thats the front cover, sooooo unfortunate

>>733471044
ah that's disappointing. i though that he could genuinely be that autistical

>>733471270
5'7 80kg?
nigga you 5kg too heavy.

>>733471320
But Australia is full of gooks

>>733471352
>5'5 60kgs

That is extremely normal I have no idea why you would think that is "fat" at all.
>>733471394
again it's fine, you are not fat at all!

>>733471394
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>733471352
That costume is going to become a sweaty mess.
can I sniff it after?

>>733471352

Roasties have no discipline.

>>733471575
show roastie.

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>>733471394
The state of cosplay in NZ is fucking depressing. Yours is the best of the 3. They look autistic as fuck.

>>733471458
Aw that's nice :) defo fat for me, used to being between 52-56 is my normal, hence why I'm super big for myself.
>>733471522
I have to wear it all day at Armageddon haha and no

>>733471695
unfortunately they didn't let us choose and only gave us like an hour and a half at the costume shop which didn't really have much :/ but it was all for free so *shrug* but i know what you mean, i wish I was given more time - but thanks

>>733471352

Post your shape so we can see?

I think I am risking my vascular system by putting on more weight. It is a big strain on heart. If I stop exercising for more than a couple of days I start to feel diabetic, and my arms lose circulation from being too big as it is..

>>733471695
Fuck that fake ass bitch nigga shit show.
Fuck all those models that get paid to wear said costumes.
Fucking cosplay should be about making it yourself and not whoring out your tits for cash because faggot ass fanboys are going to crack stiffys at your tits.

FUCK YOU/1

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Merivalefag here.
Nothing going on today. Masturbated 6 times.

>>733471699
Honestly, it's not fat for someone your height. not at all.

However, if you're used to being 52-56 then I can see why you would think you might be bigger-than-usual

>>733471811
kek what do you mean post your shape?

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>>733471822
y u mad tho

>>733471870

Wait is that you in the outift?

>>733471860
Yeah it sucks :( really need to start working out again and eating so many carbs haha
>>733471902
yes :( don't be mean

>>733471894
I ain't even mad bro.

I am going to proudly show my erection and hover hand as many of these bitches as possible.

>>733471943
Honestly, it probably is not a bad thing that you have gained a few kgs.. you're probably not even that bad looking like that anyway. guys do like slightly chubby girls!

>>733472017
Don't speak for all guys you fucking maggot cunt!
you are part of the fat is beautiful faggotree.
back to tumblr with your safe space tree hugger.

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>>733471986
People give Jessica Nigri shit but she actually makes all her own costumes, and knows about geek culture.

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facebook com/helenstiflercosplay/

>>733472095
She doesn't make her own shit you cunt sniffer!

Fuck cosplay nigga.
make up is the devil.

>>733472017
thanks :) I know I'd be happier once I lost them again, just a matter of doing it haha. Not used to being this big.

Thanks for not being too mean guys, I appreciate it haha

>>733472194
Yes, she does. She has a YouTube channel where you can see her doing it.

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>>733471822
>t. Some guy who goes to Armageddon for any reason other than to perv at costumed girl's asses

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>Christchurch


>>733471695
The state of almost all cosplay is depressing. You just only ever see the good shit around. Btw Nigri is from NZ.

>>733471265
You're gonna have to ask one of the tinychatters that were around around that time but I personally have no clue what IDbro looks like.

>>733472343
>ass effect.

lok at this idiot.
body paint whore.

>>733472324
fark off
I don't wanna watch no 5 head ass bitch bounce her tits on cam for views.

>>733472365
She's from America, she grew up in chch though.

>>733472365
she ain't from nz you homosexual mother licker.
just because you came here as a toddler and chilled for a bit doesn't mean you belong to that country.
hoe ass nigga.

>>733468877
Fuck off we're full.

>>733472466
He never showed his face on cam.

>>733472868
he never cam.

>>733472941
He had spooky qt korean girls on cam

>>733472981
it was just the one, just diff pics of her

>>733472868
>>733472941
>>733472981

What cam are you guys talking about?

>>733473165
show tiddies.

>>733473165
tiny chat

>>733473165
Tiny chat /nzcam

Challenge: Say the most kiwi sentence you can.

>>733473287
Got a dollar, bro?

>>733473287
yeah, nah

>>733473287
Giz a twink or a scissors I can borrow ow.

>>733473341
>>733473371
In this order, outside the dairy

>>733473287
Sweet as bro, fuckin goodcunt aye.

>>733466654
Jesus Christ there's a fucking Jew on the flag!

on the off chance is anyone in Canterbury trying to sell a Mitsubishi FTO 1995?

>>733473880
Probably. Anyone who owned one would want rid of the fucking thing, certainly.

>>733473287
getting smart cunt?

>>733474385
bo wanna scrap?

>>733474452
fuck thats us cunt, one outs gee

>>733474516
Throwback to the time some cunts actually agreed to fight in some park in Manakau and one of them didn't show so the other bitched in thread about it for months

>>733471394
whoever edited that cover did a shit job

Sup cunts, I scored 3 ounces the other day and i've been slowly flipping it off. How tf do I find more people to sell to though because I know the demand is out there.

>>733476078
bitch nigga how do you not know people to sell it to.

>>733473287
chea bada

>>733476078
where?

>>733477056
Welly

>>733476132
I do, it's just that the people i've sold to aren't going to blaze through a 50 in a week. I know i'll be able to sell it eventually but it wouldn't hurt to expand my customer base

>>733477422
>Welly
gay

>>733477422
>not blazing through 50 in a week.
do your niggas even smoke weed.

I'll buy some.

>>733477422
sell me de weed

>>733477422
scope out a tin house and sell to cunts before they go in

>>733473287
Gizza hoon on yor missus bro

>>733476078
Bring me a half in palmy

yo anyone wanna sell me a bit of bud? havent been able to get shit all weekend (auckland)

Why are our women so horny?

offer to buy welly weed.
cunt doesn't respond.

typical dealer.

>>733478968
I dunno but send them my way.

Y'all niggas got any Auckland girl nudies

>>733478542

Ever heard of alphabay? Ever heard of Bitcoin?

It's that easy.

What's with all the immigrants? Too many fucking immigrants.

A place for people in /nz/

https://discord dot gg/wRezpMc

>>733479849
Fuck off with that lame shit.

>>733479849
This is gayer than the proper discord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUYbI64QHI

>>733479849
I feel better now that I got myself banned from that shit hole.