tell me things you've seen people wouldn't believe

>>733463928
A guy literally shove a basketball up his ass

>>733463928
I saw Fred Durst taking a big nigs dink up his crapper behind an Arby's. He looked at me and winked and said "I did it all for the nookie!"

>>733464356
Low grade stupidity. If you're going to be retarded at least be entertaining. Otherwise fuck off with these shitty jokes that haven't been relevant in over 10 years.

>>733464585
I haven't been relevant in over 10 years. Wish I was kidding

>>733464585
I walked in on Mr. Bean beating off on the toilet at a Burger King. He winked at me and said "you want fries with that?"

>>733464958
>>733464356
more

>>733463928

Old fag die on chaterbate.... RIP BILL

>4 year olds can have orgasms

a guy who looked like Hitler walked into Chick-fil-A and had a grandson and was molesting him in the bathroom when I went on break.

>>733465019
I walked in on OP beating off Billy Corgan in the back room of a Wendy's (I was a chef there, $8.75/hr). He winked at me and said "despite all my rage I am still just a fag in a cage."

once got a tooth stuck in my dick. that was fun

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

>>733464585
OMG NOOKIE!!!

>>733465417
All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain.

>>733465089
dofl

>>733463928
once saw a thread on /b/ where OP wasn't alimp wristed faggot

I saw the pierced pink nipples of a white trash dressing ginger at Home Depot when she flashed me for no reason. They were puffy and I liked them. She had no bra on.

The life leave someone's eyes.

>>733464585
I saw Fred Durst at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>733463928
Me and my sister seen a transparent orb float around in my grandmothers backyard then it shot off into the sky when we were kids

>>733465589
you think you're funny faggot

>>733465565
First and only pair of tits you've ever seen, I imagine.

People are gullible.

i saw a bunch of morons posting about Fred Durst on 4chan

>>733465589
And somehow he got to fuck thora birch

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>>733465589

>>733465701
you're an alien, welcome :)

Bill died for our sins

DOFB

A man without a face limping backwards down a parking lot.

>>733463928
7 rainbows simultaneously during a rain shower on a lake.

>>733463928
my friend said he saw a pair of dismembered legs walking towards him on a railroad track at night, or maybe more like a body but only from the waist down
said it took unnaturally large steps towards him and he gets freaked out whenever anyone brings it up
I don't believe it

Bill was her grandpa

RIP Bill

you are the king

#DOFB

>>733465903
If I wouldn't of seen it I'd be an atheist today

>>733463928
UFO.

Ghost.

Shadow people.

White people.

>>733466136
Ha, another man raped by gondola

>>733466157
F. #BUSTANUTFORBILL

my mom had a really crazy boyfriend, one rage night she was desperate and hitted him with a brick from the gardem, he took it and started smashing his own head with it really hard. That shit finished with a blood bath all over the floor and my lil brothers crying.
We are really mentally damaged xd

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>>733466239

>>733463928

Was pushing carts at a grocery store here in Texas (H-E-B for Texasfags). I was taking a break and sat at the smoking table when I looked around at the parking lot and noticed it was eerily empty. I looked at the highway (major one, I-35) and there were no cars on the highway, either. I suddenly got the feeling of being all alone when I noticed a tumbleweed tumbling by. It tumbled along for a bit, then the wind picked up and blew it between a row of cars, out of sight. Suddenly, people were popping out of their cars and out of the front of the store, and cars were driving along the highway again. Was a pretty cool experience.

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>>733465354

Underrated

I was completely sober at the time.
>Laying down in bed watching TV
>Kind of tired but not ready for sleep
>Look over slightly to the right of the end of my Bed
>7ft tall black cloaked, red faced demon looking right at me
>My heart felt like it was going to explode
>It vanished before my eyes
>Noped right the fuck out of my house

>>733466527
Bs

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Bill Murray climbed into my bed one night naked and made me do things, things I can't repeat. We went out after and got drunk and sang karaoke with some strangers. At the end of the night as I was puking into a trash can Bill slipped me a fitty and said, "No one will ever believe you." He doesn't know I snapped this though. Never heard from him again.

>>733463928
i was on my way into a gas station at around 2 am, when i saw a rabbit stop for a red light, wait for it to turn green and then run over the road.

I never told anyone, because no one will believe me.

>>733466397
Greasecock

Tijuana Donkey show

>>733466952
more

I once met a Muslim that wasn't cancerous to society and didn't smell like a motel pillow sheet.

Shortly before I went crazy (psychiatric clinic and all) I saw something like a big eye in the sky, similar to the "all seeing eye" e.g. on the dollar, but without the triangle around it. Clouds split apart and there it was. I don't even believe it fully myself now.

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>>733463928

pic related

>>733467631

He's an amazing singer and overall it was a great evening, I miss him.

Firearms aren't instant kill death rays like in the movies.

I've shot multiple people multiple times and watched them walk it off and continue fighting. I swear I saw a man's scalp fly off and keep shooting at me. I put 9 rounds into a sandnigger chest while he was running, every time he would kind of stumble or drop to his knee, but he just kept fucking running.

Jimmy Hoffa in Milford, Mi...they searched the wrong farm

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>>733465354
>>733464356
>guy who just left the 90s music thread, detected

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>>733467900
Deputy Sheriff here. There was a no knock long before I was employed that has become infamous in the department. Team made entry, suspect was on armchair with a handgun. Entry officer gave him a dose of 00 buck square in the face. Obviously the suspect was dead, "head removed" was how it was called in. Scene was declared clear, suspect rises from the dead and shoots 3 officers killing one before he got put down for good. He was in fact not dead from the shotgun blast. His jaw was completely removed, along with most of his face, but his brain and spine were not damaged.Set a precedent and changed statewide procedure.
I read about an officer who put 8 45 HSTs into a suspects torso who just shrugged it off.
I personally know a marine who ate a 7.62x39 in the neck. Hes fine with no permanent disability.
Ever see the Kyle Dinkheller video? I know you have, watch the video closely, you can see the shooter take a bullet right in the stomach and barely flinch, while continuing to effectively fire, advance on, and murder the deputy.
Trayvon Martin? Shot right through the heart and lived for another 6 minutes.
The Miami FBI shootout? Shot multiple times, including through the heart, and still kept fighting.
Ever see the documentary Armadillo? Ragheads keep throwing grenades and shooting after taking an entire SAW belt into their little palm tree concealment at practically point blank range.
Ive personally seen a man who was shot twice in the chest with a 357 magnum point blank carry on a casual calm conversation for several minutes until medics were on scene.

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I once saw an usambara baboon tarantula escape it's tank and vanish into my bedroom.

Not cool.

>>733466239
White people like white people or ghosties?

>>733466448
Better be joking nigger, been watching parallel universe videos on YouTube

I once relived a day, meaning I went through a day in my life regularly went to sleep woke up and lived the exact same day where all the small details were the same. I knew what people were going to say before they spoke, predicted all the events and even the calendar was the same.

>>733465563
Fucking liar.

>>733468340

How's your temporal lobe working?

>>733463928

i've seen the holographic hallucinations that the characters on "family guy" are based on. you wouldn't be happy if you had... you'd be irritated and disturbed. it happened the first/only time i did cocaine and two other times, on LSD. i've seen at least three different ones. it's not funny. that's 1/10 of things i've seen.

saw my dad beat the shit out of my mom everyday for 3 years until he finally tried to kill her by cutting her head off. she fought back and he ended up cutting her face off from her ear to the corner of her mouth down. shes alive.

>>733468643

I hope that guy's dead.

>>733468643
>>733468698
Women like it Ruuuff.

I watched a guy very calmly sit and smoke a cigarette after pulling himself out of his overturned car. He took a couple really deep satisfying drags, looked up at the sky, and fell over dead. The coroner said his heart had exploded when his chest bounced off the steering wheel, he had no pulse when he dragged himself out.

>>733468951
Imagine this in one of those anti smoking "smoking controls you" ads

>>733468951
Like tears, in the rain?

>>733469199
>>>733468951

At least he got one last drag

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>>733463928
Multiple UFO sightings and communications.
Taken photos of the sky where I saw nothing only to find after examining the photo there was "something" that I had not visually seen.

This photo is one example, only enhanced for clarity.
This is the one that gives the clearest view of the object. I'll post more if there's interest.

Kat Bjelland's vagina.

I once saw a friend shift his WRX STI from third to second at redline (instead of third to fourth).

Probably would have been fine if he had pressed the clutch fast enough, but he didn't. The engine literally exploded. I've never seen anything like it since.

>>733464356
Mfw i realise im 30 now and there are people on this board who won't know who the fuck fred durst is.

>>733467726
because it wasnt real

to you in was real in every meaningful sense, but it was not actually part of the reality everyone else is in

>>733463928
I saw my penis go in and out of Melissa Joan Hart's 3rd cousin for 6 years. I also dated her in that time.

>>733468170
i think its weird that this is weird to us, like we as a society only know about violence via hollywood, very few of us actually know anything about real violence

>>733470071
very interested, what area do u live roughly?

I guess you're through huh?

I saw a kid purposely get hit by a car. Funniest part was that I was in the passenger seat.

>>733463one day i was walking through an area of my town near some train tracks and i heard moaning i get closer and closer to it and i realize that there is a full on porno being filmed beneath the tresel of the tracks

I saw the plans for a fast and furious cross over with John wick

>>733471027
what are you doing on /a/ ?

i had a pretty calm/believable ghost encounter. something pushed over a large picture in a heavy frame that was leaning against a wall in my living room. it was in a tile groove leaning tlike this towards a wall / and it didnt slide out and fall flat, it slowly tipped over this way \

Was staying at a friend's in the countryside in ireland when we we're about 13 or 14.

Went for a walk about 5 in the morning to an old castle about a mile from his house.

Saw a man holding a half naked girl in the castle grounds....... So we ran!
But the car came after us..... We hid in a ditch before it drove back to the castle.
Got back to friends house

Didnt tell the parents as we would of gotten killed for being out so late.

Didnt tell anyone actually.... Till now. Eyes

>>733468238
I hope you moved house immediately.

I saw somebody fail to stop at the stop lights, and drive at speed underneath the side of a truck. the top of the car was cleanly removed as was his head.

It looked like a weird convertible with a guy just sitting there without a head. Some guy ran up and tried to feel for a pulse. it was fucking surreal.

>>733465417
>>733465491
Internets for you good sirs. And OP was a pretty cool faggot today

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>>733468436
you know it

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>>733470866
At the time of that photo I lived in the pacific northwest a few days, maybe almost two weeks later, I traveled to the east coast, took a secondary vacation with a family member up north from there had a subsequent separation from them and ended up just outside an airport (all the details of which I had had a precognitive dream about) at a motel and took another series of photos that were actually equally, if not more bizarre, but under similar circumstances (prompted by external/internal 'vibration' to take photo of the scenery with nothing in the air in sight).

The other photo is of a factory area with a lot of exhaust in the air, however at one point the exhaust fumes clear and a light appears from the sky expanding downward. The light neither is in contact with anything air and the beam seems to end just before it hits the ground. A few shots after a craft not unlike the one I photographed at the opposite side of the country only a week or so earlier can be seen.

This is clearly not tHAT shot. It is a closeup and enhanced version of the previous shot posted.

>>733471568

Did it affect you psychologically do you think?

Nothing phases me on the interweb anymore (except animal stuff) but I wonder if that would also translate to real world events.

>>733470955
nice feet

>>733466527
Sleep paralysis

>>733471693
probably. I can't think of any concrete way it alterered my life, but it feels like it changed me? I'm not sure how to describe that.

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>>733466448
mondo cool, dude.

This one time my cat was jumping from the floor onto my bed and I caught it in mid air

>>733471609
oh my god the cringe. go fuck off to reddit or whatever hell you came from summerfag

>>733463928
I spent 3 or 4 days in Hell. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital in the operating room. Turns out, I was dead for only a couple minutes. Nothing like what everyone else says the afterlife is. And, I cannot even put into words how horrible Hell is. All I can tell you is that it matches the shit you did A LOT. The only part of the experience I can put into words is there was a point I experienced how I hurt people, every time I did it, from THEIR point of view. I came back a different guy. I'm not sure if any type of the other afterlives exist, but I know Hell does. At the very least, I want my next visit there to be a bit less Hell-ish.

>>733471568
Kek

>>733470508
I'm over 40 and I have no idea who the fuck fred durst is and I don't feel like googling the douchebag. No everybody lives in your bubble Anon.

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>>733463928

So back in primary school we had a phantom shitter who would do monster shits in the toilets. The shits were so fucking huge they looked more like a football than a shit. So one day I had to stay back from school for music lessons and when they finished I had to take a shit, so I run into the toilets and see my principal squatting on the seat of a toilet taking one of the monster shits. I panic and run out of the toilets and then right out of school. The next day I told everyone and a teacher overheard and sent me to the principal to apologise. I came to his office and the fucker pretended as if I didnt even walk in on him and he gave me a detention. None of my classmates, teachers or parents believed me.

tl;dr, walked in on principal taking a monster shit, no one believed me

https://youtu.be/3zYQD-WuxF4

>>733471951
What out you in the OR

>>733465788

TRUMP 2020 MAGA

>>733471890
You're welcome angry little man.

>>733472136
I was in a car crash. I was in the passenger side, a "distracted" (dropped a lit cig) driver hit the car I was in. My memories of that day end before I left the house, then Hell, then OR.

>>733472272
Well I hope you're wrong, hell sounds pretty shitty

>>733468170

weird that i actually believe this? i've heard some stories and these seem to be closer to truth. the human body is capable of surviving massive trauma sometimes through willpower alone.

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I ought to kick your ass

>>733463928
why dont people greentext anymoar?

>>733471665
i think you should talk to someone.

>>733472344
It is. Hell is the only afterlife I know exists. I hope there are others and I dodge Hell by now being good. At least I hope Hell will be nicer when I go if it is THE afterlife. I only call it "Hell" and not just "the afterlife" because "Hell" is the best word for it. If it was just pretty shitty, I could do that, I am an average broke guy so I already live pretty shitty.

>>733471027

if they add in a couple x-men it will make billions.

>>733472104
this is pretty great

>>733463928
This movie and hated every minute of it... What a piece of shit

>>733472441

i just want to buy some propane can you hook it up

>>733471665
the fact that is a rainbow is very interesting

is it a weather phenomenon?
is it moisture in the camera lens?
is there a camouflage or propulsion system that makes rainbows?

one time off the coast of kyushu, the rain was just begining to pasd so i walked to fantail of the ship for a smoke. as I'm standing there my shipmates and i look out over the horizon and see what i have never seen since, in real life or photograph. we see a rainbow, that was complete above the horizon, in the form of a complete and unbroken circle. forget about double rainbows, this was a complete circle rainbow floating in the sky like a portal. the single regret of my life is not getting a picture.

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>>733472671
Saint Augustine

>>733472495
I'm under the impression that that is what Iam doing.

>>733470071
look to the left and below it, you see the 2 faint lights side by side with a faint lens flare around them?

looks like its a 'shadow' of that but rainbow-y

that makes me suspect its something with the camera

i saw this one wigger asian kid who said trillest and it turned out he was an engineer at an ivy. blew my mind and to this day i do not judge people so quickly, but am definitely more racist.

>>733472514
My other hope is you're a particularly bad person. I'm not no saint but it's not like I murder people for fun.

>>733472780
lel

i think he means a psychiatrist (your second post seems a little all over the place)

id like to see more pictures if u got em

I once saw a black man with dreadlocks in a red 1979 Trans AM with t-tops blasting Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top.
It was then I knew we live in The Matrix and it has glitches.

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>>733472683
It is none of those things.
What you see in the larger picture is the object in the center and a reflection at the lower "rear" and another one at the upper front.

It has something to do with the way in which it moves and those two objects that look like asteroids are actually projected "feelers" that exist to prevent it from materializing in the path or space of another object. this pic will more closely show one the areas I'm talking about.

>>733468170
crazy

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>>733473002
Maybe, but I don't think really so much. Just illustrating the coinciding circumstances that took place during that time period.

This is another closeup of an area I spoke about in my previous post, in regard to the main shot

>>733473135
>It has something to do with the way in which it moves and those two objects that look like asteroids are actually projected "feelers" that exist to prevent it from materializing in the path or space of another object. this pic will more closely show one the areas
how do u know this

>>733473318
I stated in my first post that I've communications.
You want to know wtf this and what you are actually seeing and the information was communicated telepathically.

I had sex once.

>>733473392
>was communicated telepathically.
how?
why are they communicating with you?

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>>733473392
This is another shot of it at a different angle (the object, not the camera) this is a smaller image the next ones will be larger, enhanced cropped closeups, etc.

when I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. at the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and i were really good friends. our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. so anyway, we kinda got bored we started playing truth or dare, which turned into u show me urs, ill show you mine. so anyway there I was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so what did I do, u ask? i whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare, but i thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” i pulled up to the house about seven or eight and i yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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>>733473518
The "why me" is private but the reason is that when are of a particular... lets call it career, in one life, you will always be of the same mindset in another.

Simply put, a priest is always a priest, but a carpenter may not always be a carpenter. It has to do with bloodlines.

>>733472633

jokes on him now, his wife cheated on him

>>733473493

did you nut butt in the chuck wut dut doot

>>733473493
gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>733473737
so because of a job one of your ancestors had aliens decided to communicate with you?
how did you learn this?

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>>733473982
>how did you learn this?
communication, thats how i learned all of it, everything.

I had zero interest in any of this, although as a really small child, maybe 5 or 6, I saw a UFO magazine in the store once and begged my mom to buy it. Didn't really know why I wanted it. Just knew I needed it.
Read the thing front and back for about a year, disregarded it sometime after and never thought of that again. Until about a decade or so later when I was riding in the back of a pickup with a friend on the border of the state in the pacific northwest where i would later (much later) end up living and we both saw something that was following the truck in the sky. Initially it seemed to be a plane. Then it made moves in the sky, precise moves, as if on a track, that no aircraft at that time could make. Then it returned to its initial trajectory and accelerated like nothing I have ever seen, ahead of the truck and vanished.
Years later I had this experience that I'm showing in photos on 8/8/08 photographed at 8:08
I am born on the eighth day btw.

>>733471568
Some dude checks a headless body for a pulse?

>>733468170
seen a deer run 200 meters without its heart and lungs.
i'll by your story for a dollar

>>733474445
did they communicate with your friend in the truck? what did he think it was?

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>>733474880
No, at that time there was no communication to myself and though I can't say whether or not they communicated to him, he probably wouldn't have told me if they had. We laying on the bed under separate blankets, looking up at the night sky trying not to think of how cold it was back there. We both saw what I described and without looking at each other I asked him "Did you see that?"
He said, "Yep"
I asked, "Are YOU going to tell anyone about it?"
He said, "Nope." and we never spoke about it again... to anyone.

>>733475166
crazy shit man

you sound schizophrenic to me

if i was in your situation I would go to a psychiatrist/psychologist/whatever and tell them to test me for schizophrenia and then try to prove I am not. Just because this shit is so strange that I would want to know 100% its not delusions or something, after that idk try to find some group that knows about UFOs and see if they have any more info or they can use your info or something. Id love to get to the bottom of this.

>>733475861
Yeah, I did that actually. Went to a therapist for a long time.

The whole thing shatters your reality and "attempts" to shatter your mind. There's something going on up there. Its all around and not limited to "seeing lights in the sky" Its a full book worth of just strange bizarre backward twisted stuff.

Any logical person looks at the events and says "am I crazy?" Then after a period of time you say "Yeah, fuck, I've gone crazy, shit. Guess I have to accept it." Then something shows you that you are not crazy, which, yes, is fucking crazy.

It destroys you though, but builds you back up if you make it through. Although its set me back about a full decade. You're purged of desire, dreams, your reality, virtually everything. Its not something most people can handle mentally. You can get an aneurysm from the communication which will kill you. They prep your mind all this time for it, but you are never really ready.

That film A Beautiful Mind, about the guy who saw messages and went nuts, he was actually being communicated with and the belief and "science" dictates that due to his intelligence (the brain is not unlike a muscle in fact, the more you utilize the more you should be able to endure, communication wise) he should've been able to understand and handle it, but he was too cemented in a the world he allowed himself to be indoctrinated into. The world we are all fed.

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The reflection in my mirror ;_;

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>>733475861

>I would want to know 100% its not delusions or something
How does a person transfer their delusion to a photograph (provided its not shopped as these appear not to be)?

Myself smile

>>733476926
Yeah that dude is not me. I wouldn't post a pic of myself in context with any of this.

Also he looks like jewish, which I am thankfully not

>>733466136
HIGHWAY STAR

>>733477094
Who looks jewish? Me? How so? Blonde hair and green eyes.

>>733468643
Okay joker

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>>733468643
Why so serious?

>>733471027
Men in Black/ 22 jump Street crossover is real

>>733476958
we have no idea whats in those photographs, could it be a real vehicle? absolutely. could it be alien? sure. but we have no proof of either of those things. Until an experts (or people with a lot of knowledge at least) look at this and rule out camera malfunction, photoshop, weather anomaly, secret military craft, etc we cant say what this is. thats why i suggested finding a group of UFO experts/enthusiasts and trying to find out more info or seeing what they think of the photos.
>>733476647
did you ever take any medication or anything?
i know u dont care about my opinion but to me it sounds like schizophrenia (or some other disorder involving delusions and making connections between unrelated events)

I (probably) have schizoid personality disorder which is a very distinct but somewhat related disorder

>>733466952
Tucson?

>>733478049
You keep referencing schizophrenia like you experience with that... which i just read you do.

No I assure its not that. Most mental disorders are actually a result of being "given" unconventional information that the brain can not handle.

And yeah, its very unlikely that any credible professional, will give you substantiated thumbs up as to the authenticity of the pictures.

1) They risk their own credibility

2) They don't necessarily want the majority of people to know if there are Aliens among us, or influencing us, or watching over everything to which our defenses are useless.

3) The government does know these exist but do not want it released to the general public. Look up The Disclosure Project on youtube if you are interested in what numerous very credible people have to say about the Alien phenomena

>>733478673
I keep referencing it because you keep displaying behavior associated with it

your excuses are legitimate but why not try? Plenty of people are on record as believing in UFOs and have some expertise that could help you. You need to align your version of the truth with the rest of societies version of the truth, whether that means exposing the UFOs or getting therapy/medication for schizophrenia.

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>>733465701
This happened to me when I was a kid. My sister and I were in bunk our beds in our room with the light on. A glowing white orb about the size of a soccer ball appeared, hovered in the air, floated up towards me in the top bunk, and disappeared. It was completely silent. Closest thing I've been able to come up with as a bona fide explanation is Ball Lightning, but even that doesn't fit.

>>733479622
did she see it?

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>>733479261
>mentions schizophrenia multiple times despite acknowledgement that it is not schizophrenia
>has mental disorder so it could only be that
>has zero medical expertise

And this is why they don't talk to you.

>>733479622
Commonly associated with disembodied benevolent spirits.

Shame you don't have more background info to share (age, what you were doing at that moment, thinking, saying, dead relatives that may have died in that time frame etc etc etc)

>>733480212

look I know I cant convince a schizophrenic person they are schizophrenic, its impossible thats the nature of the illness

just know some guy on the internet thinks you are schizophrenic and need help

try to let that sink in
you can treat the illness with help.

I am not going to argue with you anymore because frankly I am no longer interested in your delusions

thanks for sharing the pictures its been informative and entertaining

>>733465701
>Tfw it was a condom that had been inflated with air.

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>>733480748

Enjoy your schizophrenia, schizophrenic

>>733480748
You have autism

>>733481241
i dont have schizophrenia, i have schizoid personality disorder, look it up they are very different
>>733481365
a lil assburgery tbh, i dont hit the diagnostic criteria but i lean that way further than the typical normie

I've played a lot of poker. Mostly against lonely divorced rich old guys

>5-10 omaha
>Min buy in is 2k
>watch these losers punt 4k every other night
>grind enough up to buy a car

With ever bet, theres a fool and a theif

>>733463928
UFO. On a long ass flight from Ft. Lauderdale to SLC. Followed the plane for a few hours then fucked off. Looked like a pitch black spike with thin tails coming off the back. No reflections, no other colors, just a black grass seed looking thing flying to the right of the aircraft at a lower altitude.

>>733481719
So you have a mental disorder and think you are qualified to give an armchair diagnosis because a guy is telling you and showing you something more than half the world now knows and/or accepts as truth? My diagnosis is that you have an acute personality disorder with delusions of grandeur and probably a persecution complex to some degree. Aliens are actually real. The fact that your doctor, or the president, or some scientist hasn't told you this should tell you everything you need to know. The other guy mentioned the disclosure project. You should probably heed his advice and look it up.

At my friend's house when we were about 14 years old, his mother called us down for some lemonade and cake. We went downstaris and at that point we heard an enormous crash from upstairs, and we ran up there, only to find nothing had happened to anything. We went down again, and once again a huge crashing sound appeared. His dog was frantic running up there, and as soon as we came to the flight of stairs, the dog ran back down whining with his tail between his hindlegs. We entered his room, and as soon as we did that, his door slammed shut. We looked at each other like "did that just happen", and a moment later a stack of CD-roms flew out his shelf hitting his leg with some force. It wasn't just tipping out it was flying out. It was unbelievable, and none of us can explain it to this day. We are almost 30 now.

>>733463928
I once saw a good ylyl thread

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>>733482258
“There is a false saying: “How can someone who can’t save himself save others?” Supposing I have the key to your chains, why should your lock and my lock be the same?”


>more than half the world now knows
lel

>The other guy mentioned the disclosure project.
>The other guy
nigga please u and i both know the truth

I picked up a 7 10 split bowling when I was a little kid. I'm not any sort of good bowler. Was a freak accident.

A UFO, it was pyramid shaped, orange and partially translucent. It flew over my yard silently heading directly north, realized after that I had just stood there like a dunbass looking at it but didn't try to get pic or video.

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Saw this green laser in my neighbors backyard on my way home from some mexican food. Right before I got to my drive way there was an orange orb over his backyard like moving all spazzy and floating. When I got to my house the thing just like disapeared. IDK tho i might have been drunk as fuck cuz i tacos and beer. LOL. IDK rly which neighbor because it was like sorta in the middle of these houses we live by. yeah. fuck. no one would beleive me. Also some orange shit in the air that like fucking filled the entire sky for like a minute in the morning. ID ALl dis shit happens when im drunk tho. Probably the absinthe. LOL

>>733482733
Same here, saw one with no bananas. That qualify as a good ylyl to me.

>>733483313
seen a few bananaless ylyl's lately, perhaps it's losing its a peel

>>733465568
Story? Did you feel their soul?

Was out with friend in park at 5am high and being chatted at (she was higher), I'm mirin' the sky when suddenly, that's gotta be a sattelite! So I'm trying to show her finger pointing etc she finally see's it: "Did.. that just change direction?" she didn't want to believe, I was shooting down meteors/comets/satellites/planets etc because they don't travel in a line up from the horizon and then veer off at 30deg cw, ccw, cw sort of thing. And then it just stops in place and blends in with the stars.
Haven't told that story, but I wanna believe.

>>733463928
I saw two homeless men fighting each other with lead pipes like a sword fight

>>733485789
hahah were they swashbuckling or actually trying to fight?

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>>733483543

>>733463928
I worked at Burger King a few years ago and there was this one weird ass customer who before she ordered just stared at the menu with the most blank face like she wasn't even reading but trying to look normal, the way she talked was weird too because she talked in a way that I never heard a normal person speak, giving an example here when she asked me this

"What do normal humans normally purchase from here?"

So I tell her what we had available and she orders about $50 worth of food and I ask her if it's to go she nods, I bag it and for a brief second as she's walking out I see her reflection in the door glass and her eyes have become full on reddish-green with slits instead of pupils.

>>733486053
It was a dead on serious fight.

>>733486278
Maybe that's why aliens mutilate cattle, they're just trying to make their own bk's.

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>>733463928
a fat, orange douche-bag with a god complex elected president.

>>733463928
My uncle is a chicken farmer in Missouri and one time while staying with him I noticed a man try to sneak into the coop where he kept the chickens.

This man was fat as all fuck and looked like he was in his 60s and wore douchey sunglasses in the middle of the night and when I found him I noticed he was trying to finger a chicken's asshole. When he noticed I saw him he dropped the chicken and ran away but whilst fingering the chicken he snorted as if simply doing the act caused his ass to be out of breath.

The nearest town from where he lives is some shithole called Festus and apparently Festus also has a guy like this who's tried jerking people's dogs off.

Anyone got any idea about who this guy might be?

>>733486454

the secret to bk flavor is corn-fed beef, this is why crop circles exist

>>733481238
fucking kek

>>733486543
and the hysteria-driven whining his critics drivel out daily

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>>733463928
This

>>733486543
>unwillingness to recognize the needs or feelings of others

this one doesnt apply imo
he has an ability to know what his base wants to hear and is very good at making emotional appeals towards them, maybe its the people around him but i think the donald himself has a knack for this

(just so we are clear i think he is narcissistic fuckface)

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>>733486747
>whining

>>733486329
Would've loved to of known the story behind that one

>>733486760
mirin' dem traps

I've seen Kid Rock fans who aren't white trailer trash, or meth addicts.

>>733463928

I once saw a nigger in a school

>>733486820
tl;dr
ITT More drivel

Jews did 9/11
https://youtu.be/wFefATs9qkI

I've never seen a white who wasn't racist

>>733486952
And I've never seen jet fuel melt steel beams.

Bigfoot, twice.

>>733468588
Wat

>>733486839
Probably fighting over panhandle territory.

ive dreamt of about 7 to 8 things in the span of my life which then actually happened like that later.
i dream of things that will happen about half a year to a full year in advance. not life-saving things, more like random situations that im gonna be in.

when i was in 4th grade, i had a dream of my french teacher being an ass to me, with her exact facial features and exact words.
i didnt even have french back then and didnt know the teacher, but the exact thing happened in 5th grade.

last thing that happened was me dreaming of being tired and annoyed in a train with my girlfriend and a dog on my lap. that dream was in november last year, my girlfriend only got her dog this february and wasnt planning to get one until early january. 3 weeks ago we went on a trip and the dog was keeping me awake in the train.

wish i could somehow use that to my advantage...

I saw a human limb in the woods. A hand that was sticking out of the ground. I was young and scared shitless, so i just ran away.

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>>733486928
>More drivel

>>733487851
i think its just a glitch of your memories being encoded

i know it feels real, ive felt it and its clear as day that i dreamed it before it happened but im pretty sure its just your brain getting a little confused, like you are experiencing and recording at the same time

I saw a 7 months old baby girl shitting out of her hole on the belly because she got some birth defect so her anus was sealed (later to be opened up with a simple surgery) and all I was thinking about is how tight her ass hole would be once she's like 17 something.

I don't fucking know man...

>>733465589
been a minute since i heard this one nice job anon

Have seen at least 10+ people die upclose, like literally seen their life slipping out of their bodies.

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>>733466448
This happened to me kissing a woman in Colorado

>>733463928
I saw ball lightning once

It was pretty freaky and scared me