rekt thread

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>>733461996
pls b0ss

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>>733461996

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>>733461996
.

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>>733461996
..

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>>733461996

sport

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>>733462487

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>>733461996

ragdoll

>>733462533

shoe off. is kill.

Trump actually pulls away as Melania goes to grab, its just a timing issue, you cucks make such a huge deal about everything

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>>733462533
Oooooh my sides.

>>733462655

love the inane excuses you trumpfags come up with.

>>733462798

Play frame by frame she goes to clasp his hand and he pulls away at the last moment because he thought she wasn't paying attention the hand grab. Look cuck fuck.

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>>733462875

that's a serious flick of her wrist, and she turns away. her entire body language is clear. faggot

>>733462742
Did you not notice the parachute?

Sometimes you people are too much

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assist

>>733462983

Fuck u faggot dubs.

>>733463067

nice dubs

>>733463067
What dubs summerfag?

>>733463163

this one makes me so happy

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>>733463193

nice trips

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ACME anvils

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coming thru

>>733462881
kek'd

>>733463509
kek wtf

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old cat

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>>733463342

>>733462273
sick fuckin sketchers

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>>733463770

friends

>>733462273
What exactly happened here may I ask?

>>733463993

nerve gas

>>733463993
srsli

>>733463905
kek

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>>733462748

>>733463993
Electricity.

>>733464025
yup srsly, idfk what is going on in that

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>>733464058

>>733462596
What game is that?

>>733462742
Not a chute. Google oh look a penny gif.

>>733462064
FUCK. I've been here since like 2005 and this has been the only thing that has bothered me- and I saw it when it was made years ago.


fuck me, i think i've finally gotten soft at 32.

>>733462392
Fug

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>>733464112

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>>733464147

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>>733464112

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>>733464290

>>733464215
nobody cares go write a book no one will read

>>733463342
Is that her fucking peehole?

>>733464290
its actually good to see sand niggers helping eachother out. i remeber this one vid of a child dying and the niggers took their shoes and valuables.

>>733464112
How

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>>733464402
>fucking peehole

>>733464058
Kek

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>>733464407

>>733462273
Why did he put his turn signal on?

>>733462352
nice shooting though honestly, thought for sure dude in the robe took some bullets from dude on the stairs

>>733464407
How do you get to that point geez

>>733464496
Seriously.

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>>733464602
>nice shooting

>>733461996
needs a cod hitmarker

>>733464602
hes firing blanks to scare the guy so the other can subdue him without killing him. You can see the silver colored blank firing device on his ak

>>733464215
stfu

>>733464579
>>>733462273 (You)
>Why did he put his turn signal on?

safety first

>>733462983
>when faggots don't realize it was a down low high five

>>733463993
Hit power line. Zap

>>733464112
ooooh boy... how do you fix that?

>>733463163
It's so nice to see people taking proper care of their pets.

>>733464891

you keep telling yourself that faggot

>>733464496
this is so weird wtf

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>>733464891

>>733464808
>silver colored blank firing device on his ak
no and they are actually rubber bullets

>>733462596
fucking russians

>>733464112
Jesus christ, glad I ain't this asshole

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>>733465259

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..

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>>733465217
cops

>>733465372
wat fug

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makes me smile

>>733465591
>makes me smile

every time

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no

>>733464890
busted

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bear

>>733465854
Good

>>733461996
Wow, It's fucking nothing

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>>733466276
>It's fucking

>>733464496
Post op tranny.

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>>733466474

>>733462596
cyka

>>733463163
Now this is way too far.

Way too far.

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>>733464929
Im not sure you can fix it, i guess you'd be pretty screwed

>>733466793
The most joyous satisfaction I get from this. Thank you.

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mang i am dumping a big load

>>733466916
so chill

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still have more comin...

>>733467165
fuck you

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>>733463342
WTF

>>733466474
Seriously, what's yhebdeal with Chinese people and lifts?

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welcome to the average non white majority lands

>>733467242
waaaaa, cry more fag

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>>733467242
fuck you too

>>733467165
Fucked up but saved

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>>733467275
elevators are generally new in chinklands, they often believe the elevator is right behind the door, so when they kick it open, that's what they're expecting to see

>>733467422
dubs

>>733467368
fuck up cunt

>>733467236
Story?

>>733466793
>black lives splatter

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>>733467450
Fuck off idiot, if you can't handle it then get the fuck off a rekt thread

>>733467469
not too sure, the guy had something against the woman though, so he made sure it would be on the news, it was live

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>>733463342

>>733465458
Nice

>>733467591
ummm yeah because chopping off mice dicks is really adding something to society and humanity right? Fuck outta here

>>733467739
>implying it's not

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>>733461996
unusually nice for him

>>733467432

Serious question, do they walk around kicking normal doors open and walking into situations where they're unsure what's going on (e.g. nothing to stand on)¿

>>733464827
is he ok?

>>733462798
Give him a break, it's hard when you're stupid.

>>733467872
im from new zealand you fucking idiot.. get the flags right

>>733467935
Stop stealing our slang sheep fucker

>>733467776
Story? Why the roadblock?

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>>733465372

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>>733462596
This is funny as fuck to me. Didn't their parents ever teach them to look both ways before crossing? Goddamn morons just ignoring common sense... HERP DERP I'm gonna walk in the road and not give a fuck. They deserve what they get. Fuck them all.

>>733467236
Happened in Virginia (or WV, I forget) about a year ago. Suicidal fired anchor man takes out workplace grudge on field reporter. She died. Anchor went on runaway chase, and killed himself soon after IIRC.

>>733467469
If I remember correctly, and I may be wrong, but the shooter was fired from the news network. later he decided to take out his anger on his former co-workers while an interview was taking place.

>>733463993
eternal bleeding

>>733467967
i dont care about your fucking slang, roo fucker

>>733467119
poor little guy

>>733462596
lmao at the police car running over someone
>get hit by a car
>get a ticket for jaywalking

>>733467988
impromptu toll stop/road

>>733462533
kek, the same thing happened to a fat guy when i was in college.
This nigger went so fast there was litteraly a puddle of blood in front of the college's front door !
I wish i took a pic, now the nigga 's got the ugliest scarface i have ever seen.

>>733467711
I love this.

Also Ch-checkedd

>>733462596
Its all sorts of funny until it happens to you. Then you can go along the rest of your years with a gimpy leg and TBI. Fuck, must of you twats are perfectly healthy and lose your spaghetti under perfectly normal conditions, and whine about killing yourself when your reality starts to suggest college isn't for you and your marketable skills are carrying a 40lb box.

Personally I think a lot of these spazlords like to see something with potential get struck down, because they can't improve themselves they enjoy watching people get damaged to be in line with their personal abilities and somehow confirm the smallest glimmer of hope that they themselves are not yet a total waste.

>>733463163
How the fuck do you spend THAT MUCH MONEY ON PETFOOD??

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>>733467886
Probably, since footage like that is quite common in their countries

>>733467935
'oh look et me im frum nyu ziland, fush n chups chur bro, land of the long white cloud eh cuz'

>>733467988
probably typical wannabe jihadi 3rd world bullshit, they were probably trying to get drivers to crash out or to steal a car

>>733468342
tl;dr

>>733463064
KDA : 0/0/1
Fucking stealkiller

>>733461996
Trendy. Political trendies!

>>733467666
>>733467711
DUBS AND TRIPS

>>733468342
What the fuck this isn't English 101

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>>733467007
>>733467043
>>733467086
I would take great joy in doing this to every single libtard in America. I actually fantasize about it on a daily basis.

>>733467886
weird, rare substance, mostly undocumented. they seem to be calling it "alcohol"

>>733464827
bear has aids now

>>733468493

you fantasize about killing americans based on their political affiliation? you sound like a domestic terrorist

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>>733468493
Heh, yeah the libs future generations would take massive victimage and ask for the fucking reparations just like blacks and jews expect.
best to just deport them and not let them back into the country, they'd make a big liberal country that would fuck itself into an african styled state

>>733468411
>>733468492
Just because you're incapable of reading doesn't mean I can't write. You guys are becoming retarded with 140 character attention spans.

>>733467165
>
I know op personally. Nice to see this still going around.

>>733466697
Always gets me kek

>>733467325
good plot twist

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>>733464112

Bet he wishes he could bust a nut.

>>733468747
lol okay

>>733468714
That's true. Very very true. Good point.

>>733468629
Typical libtard response.

>>733463067

>check my dubs

>has no dubs to check


literally Trump

>>733468747
>140 characters

Dude I have to write a 200 word essay due tomorrow about the French revolution can you help me?

>>733466697
fucking bitch did a fantastic job at waxing the floors. A+

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>>733461996
How is that rekt? Oh... You must be a liberal.

>>733462881
Granny does your dog bite? No child, no.

>>733466958
Cocky faggot serves ya right

>>733468629
>you sound like a domestic terrorist
He is slowly moving in that direction. Thats what happens in isolation and depression. The constant reinforcement in the echo chamber will eventually leave him unable to think rationally and just parrot horseshit from people like Alex Jones, or whoever most closely broadcasts to his ill-formed concepts.

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story in case you wonder
the kid went over to the workers and tried to steal their spray paint, they did this to him

>>733464890
what a fucking faggot

>>733469026
Oh my gosh, 200 words. Thats almost three whole paragraphs. I guess you blew all your creative juices on MLP fan art today?

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>>733468342

>>733469152

pretty hilarious that alex jones had to apologize to chobani yogurt what a fucking cuck

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jigaboos do a snake dance

>>733469306
just a bit shorter then a tweet lol

>>733467236
>>733467469
>>733468089

you can tell it's fake/not a real gun
>no visible physical reaction immediately after first shot (no visible impact)
>lady's first reaction is her arm going up, as if her body wouldn't already be pushed back by the time her muscles can respond
>she runs away, as if she didn't just get shot
>because staged

>>733469377
lol

>>733469111
mother's dont have good instincts

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>>733469377
how come she died then?
explain that it was not adrenaline that allowed her to run 12 meters before collapsing

>>733466871
thats a badass security guard dudes got no chill

>>733469377
horrible b8

>>733469236
It was a kid right, that mean this is cp right because is a kid ass i call the mods
MODDDSSS

>>733462742
Do one of you fuckers think this is real?

>>733466871

stupid fucking dindus

>>733469306
So is that a yes?

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>>733464058
Deactivate that almond right now

>>733464112
Sometimes you feel like a nut.

>>733469627
Sometimes you dont

>>733469333
Yeah. It was an undisclosed settlement. If he refused, he would've had to pay millions in defamation. Then, when he doesn't have the money, they seize his house-car-boat-quads-guns-batman toothbrush-cockpump.

is that silver balls kid 11 or 12?

>>733462533
LMFAO!

>>733461996
bush did 9/11

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>>733466841
9

>>733462352
story?

>>733469377
>you can tell it's fake/not a real gun
Yeah, just like the NC cop who shot the black dude in the back seven times while he continued to run for another ten seconds.

>>733465458
Fukken hot can I have sauce please?

>>733463064
My god damn sides!

>>733468821
motherfucker carlos

>>733469484
don't believe everything you read in the "news" pal

>>733469484
>adrenaline
don't you mean gravity, you Nigger

>>733469825
Fun Fact: no cop in the history of this country has shot and killed a black man

>>733468940

whats wrong? can't handle the fact that someones opinion differentiates from yours? sorry america isnt a safe space for you triggered right wing snowflakes

>>733469573
Ha. Do your 200 word essay? No thanks, I have a secretary for bitch work, transcribing dictation, that sort of thing.

>>733469973
Okay well ask her

>>733469515
>>733469638
It's not shown in a pornographic way though.

>>733469973
Found the self loathing secretary.

>>733469951
Bad bait is bad.

>>733469638
Delete that shit and forget about it

>>733469951
>Fun Fact: no cop in the history of this country has shot and killed a black man
Then why did the cop plea-bargain to avoid trial? It wasn't nolo contendere, kiddo.

>>733469951

no cop in the history of what country? Cause in the U.S. niggers get killed all the time by cops. Are you a literal retard?

>>733470017
You see it like that because youre not a pedo, but police dont care that fact

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>>733464496

>>733470179
nolo bolo dere
Speak English, My Pal

>>733470018
All secretaries are self-loathing or low achievers. I've only met a few good ones.

>>733469969
I am American and I wanna kill everyone for their political opinion even if it agrees with mine.

>>733470208
issa Fake News™

>>733470221
Makes sense.

>>733470289
Reacts™

>>733468493
You are an ignorant twat.

Eat a bag of rotting donkey dicks

>>733462273
geez, the guy really gets fried

>>733467487
around blacks never relax

>>733468629
He is.

Wotta loser

>>733461996

He is telling her to walk on the red carpet.

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>>733466841
Why are they torturing Eeyore?

>>733468714
Racist twat

>>733468940
kek

>>733470259
It means "no contest", which doesn't admit guilt.

Jesus, whats with you people? No lawyers, no secretaries, can't write a 200 word essay. Its like you're all sixteen. This place is gonna suck this summer.

>>733462273
Its like those fountain fireworks you get

>>733467487

>kid keeps watching cartoons

>>733470283

fair enough

>>733470409
>Domestic terrorist

> Loser

Pick one

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>>733470289

>le ebin trell

>>733464573
>maggots in the puddin

>>733470465
>can't write a 200 word essay

Seriously though are you going to help me or what?

>>733470491
I dont see the kid the first time, he dosent move, that shit has to be really traumatic

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>>733465854
>My correspondence!

>>733462596
Lol ragdoll compilation

>>733469284
nice feet

>>733470560
I'll think about it son

>>733466742
named

>>733465857
>>733469265
Two different numbers, it wasn't a samefag.

>>733470552
You Better Be Fucking Serious My Champ

>>733462273
It's always crazy seeing how nerve gas effects people

The KU KLUX KLAN were created by democrats.

>>733468421
>stealkiller
>steamkiller
>stemlicker

>>733470776
Thank you can I get a what what

>>733462392
I gotta know what happened afterwards

>>733470776
The dirty Dems

>>733468373
>filename

my sides

>>733470776
That's why I vote republican

>>733463509
Was not expecting the dude to get impaled by the pole holy shit

>>733470776
Democrats are the real racist

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>>733467196
based ass-stabber nigger

>>733468351
The owners often don't spend a dime.
They go around to owners offering pets to a good home, pick them up, and feed them.