tell me a hot preferably believable story so i can get off

>>733454622
i was outside in Texas in the summer running, and it got pretty hot

>>733454806
/thread

>>733454622
A few years ago, my friend and his cousin were walking to the store when we happened upon a used diaper.
I dared his cousin to pick it up and swing it around.
I'll be damned, that crazy fucker did it.
Shit got on my friend, and I found out his cousin is a weirdo.

Is incest OK?

>>733456067
yes.

>>733456146
>2 years ago be at party sister is throwing for new years
>be 17, sister is 2 years older than me, usually bullies me into whatever shenanigans she's got going on
>an example
>have pickle jar full of snails, I call this my snail tank (theres a longer explanation)
>she needs the jar for a project and asks for it, I say no and she goes ahead and pours put everything, cleans the tank and uses it for her project
>be bullied like this my whole life
>party is a costume party, she shows me the one she plans on wearing
>it's a dragon, the one where multiple people need to get in
>she doesn't have anyone to be the back half, so she makes me
>Realize this is lame as fuck, because that means I don't get to chat up any of her hot friends, and have to stay in a hot costume all night instead of drinking too
>she starts taking off her pants
>wtf are you doing
>"relax anon, the legs of the costume are tights, you can only fit comfortably without pants, besides it's hot (the costume)."
>I take off my pants wearing boxers and get into the costume, zipping up the back and sealing my plans for the night in the metaphorical body bag.

Cont.?

Ok sure, Hope you're into BDSM.
So I'm a sub and I've been deep inside the BDSM world for a little over a year now. I don't have a mistress, but I've played with a bunch of people. Even with some guys, and some trannies but whatever. I remember one time I was playing with this really hot, if a little bit chubby, girl. She was really good with bondage and she got me into this really humiliating pose, legs open, arms tied behind my back, etc. Then she proceeded to spank me really hard! My ass was red within minutes! She spread my ass cheeks and played with my anus saying that maybe she should use one of her dildos on me (I'm an anal virgin and she knows it). After that she turned me around and started giving me a foot job, but every time I was about to cum she stopped. This continued for a little bit as she alternated for a bit between her feet, her hands, and her mouth (orgasm control is a big fetish for her, as I learn she has one other guy in chastity later). Finally she sat on my face, and told me to make her orgasm (contrary to what many believe is actually really hard to suffocate during face sitting, there's always a way to breath). In the end I eat her out until she orgasm, she untied me and we had a nice little aftercare session. It was pretty nice and not the last time I played with her.

I raped a deaf girl that I met on Yahoo Chat back in 2006. She had a super hot tight body, we met up, she had to communicate through her laptop via notepad and said she didn't want to do anything because she had a boyfriend.

Didn't give a fuck, wrestled with her and raped her. She never told anyone.

>>733454622
benis in bagina

>>733457003
yes please

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>>733457003
yes

>>733454622
I was browsing /b/ one time and went to a trap thread, tugged my 4 inches of man for a couple minutes but couldn't stay hard, so I gave up and went to bed.

>>733454622

The core of the sun is 15 million K.

Hot enough?

>>733454622
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ’You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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>>733457521
cumming

>>733457003
Plz keep going

>>733457612

Eta Carinae could be as large as 180 times the radius of the Sun, and its surface temperature is 36,000-40,000 Kelvin.

What you're into? Got a sex story with younger cousin or when I used to suck on my sister tits when we were younger. Or a good old sex story with my gf.

>>733457003
anyone who believes this might actually be retarded lmao

>>733457938
booty bump


>73345800
wyd

>>733454622
i fucked ur mom lol

>>733458148
get it correct retard.

>>733458200

how you doin? ;)

>>733458140
It's all 'bout the fantasy lol

>>733457003
>we get out of her room, and the party lights up
>people are talking to my sister about how great her costume is, a few ask who the back half is
>"it's my little brother, anon, he said he didn't have any plans tonight and would love to help me with my costume
>I try to talk to people but it just ends up awkward not being able to see or clearly hear whoever is speaking to me
>usual conversation goes like: "*murmur* costume anon, *murmur* nice to *murmur*"
>Sister gets plenty of drinks from all the chads trying to hook up with her later tonight, but never passes me even a cup of water
>Eventually the party fills up and her flat gets packed, my sister and her friends are in the hallway and I'm backed up against some chads
>I don't want to be grinded on by chads, so I'm forced to press against my sister
>accidentally rubbing semi chub on her panty covered ass
>We are both sweaty at this point because of the costume's insulation
>dripping with sweat, my damp boxers are rubbing against her
>My sister has stopped making conversation in her group
>feel hips rubbing against me
>realize I popped a boner and it snuck out of my boxers flap.
>hear my sister giggle, her hips and pressing against my boner, I start to get suspicious
>realize I'm trapped behind my sister, and she is actively rubbing against my erection

>cont?

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Here's one about my sister.

>>733458148
Chest bump

>>733458367
Loving this

>>733458367
dont ask, keep going

>>733458367
Of course

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>>733458367
yes
and
bump my ass

>>733458367
Oh hell yea

my story
>speaks to woman
>woman declines sexual advances
>shows meme collection

continued
>fucking her tight pussy
>her pussy deflates
rip

>>733459172
Best one so far fag

>>733458367
>nobody can say that if a girl has been grinding on your dick, you wouldn't get a little seduced.
>despite her being my sister, nature takes over
>the testosterone starts kicking in and I start to get that heavy chested feeling of lust
>Reach in front of me and start touching her ass
>no reaction from her, she starts talking to her friend next to her and the dialogue sounds as wasted as you could imagine a white girl almost done for the night sounding
>pull panties aside and tease my cock against her pussy
>she pushes backward, engaging the intercourse
>she always has to be the one controlling things
>we stay still for a few moments, I flex inside of her, as we get sweatier and she starts dripping her love juices onto the tights of our costume.
>the party is so packed, and everyone is wasted, I'm fucking my sister in plain site.
>start to move in and out, this feels amazing, and the rush is more than I can say
>Sister starts moving her hips, wiggling on top of my cock, I start feeling the tingling sensation of an orgasm
>I stupidly let my neanderthal brain take over, and pump cum into her pussy, she gasps when this happens
>her friends ask what happened
>"oh I just really need to use the bathroom, I'll be right back"
>Chads laugh, and make mixed jokes about girls not being able to hold their liquor and bladder
>We get out of the costume in the bathroom and she gives me a tongue lashing about what I did
>I'm freed from costume duty and have to drive over to Walmart for some plan B
>arrive just in time to grab some leftover lighters and a mango blunt somebody left in a swish wrapper
>both of us agree not to talk about that night, and we've agreed it was just a stupid drunk mistake.

If anyone is interested in the snail tank I can cont.

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>>733459562
Give all the details please.

someone screenshot this tbh.

>>733459562
Might as well, I'm interested....

>>733459562
lmao weren't you sober?

>>733460081
Don't make anon feel bad that he's a freak.

>>733460200
Still hot.

>>733459851
>>733459911

>took environmental sciences in HS, and we had to take care of a beta fish.
>I got this really cool rainbow one, and the teacher provided us some hydrilla to produce oxygen for our fishies.
>Hydrilla has little snail eggs that eventually hatch into little snail refugees
>for those unaware, these dudes are close to impossible to keep out
>short cycle times and hermaphrodite species
>after project my fish moves home and more snails are popping up
>Overpopulation is a probelm, so I started a snail tank out of a pickle jar
>feed the little dudes some algae growing on rocks, and provide sunlight for more algae growth
>I have a new snail jar from snails left in the fish tank, and by my calculations the generation in it presently equivalents to 834 years of human generations.
>feeling big

>>733460353
Oh absolutely!

>>733460081
It doesn't matter if I was sober, being a teenage guy, you can't control yourself very easily when the beast takes over...

>>733460532
That's hot

>>733460532
I used to own a beta fish back in high school. Too bad I didn't know that they were aggressive against other male beta. Killed himself attack his reflection. Bad petcare on my part....

>>733460789
They're really just as bad as aboriginals, you need to separate the mother from the eggs as soon as she's laid them, or else she'll try to eat them and the male will kill her defending the nest....

>>733454622
>once upon a time
>I downloaded a porno
>stuck a corn on the cob up buttocks
>Keanu reaves
>mfw

>>733460953
how the fuck do these species even exist today?

>>733461282
Pet stores

>>733461282
They're not as aggressive as people make them out to be, Anon. I had two males in the same tank as a kid and they we're fine.

>>733460532
HOLY FUCK COME ON

>>733461901
Are you upset about something?

>>733462093
YEs that first story was fucking legendary. I NEED MORE

OP got a gf
>believable
oh wait..

>>733454806
>/b/tard
>exercising
This story is not believable

>>733462266
I'm not sure what else you would want to know

>>733462557
Post picture of sister

>>733462962
I'd rather not be doxxed, I've seen it happen too often.

>>733462557
more stories :) or aftermath, etc.

>>733463132
Post picture with face blurred

>>733463326
Like, sexual stories, or just interesting shit.

>>733463458
I'm not going to fall for that, Google doesn't need faces to search images.

I'm a nurse. I had to put a catheter in the vagina of a 16 y/o near drowning victim. She woke up screaming rape. Still diamonds thinking about her screaming.

>>733463487
sexual duh