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This is how you close the deal with chics that have low self-esteem

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This is how you close the deal with chics that have low self-esteem
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>>733423666
Congrats, you get to fuck an ugly single mom with a ripped pussy.
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>>733423666
I hear she puts out.
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>>733424135
Shea's a totally hot Mexican chic from LA
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Op here, any of you faggots know what a pua is?
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>>733424550
Pick up artist, in other words a manipulator.
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>>733425014
You are exactly right!
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lol, PUA. You're gonna buy a single mom a free meal before going home to jerk off. If you get laid, it's because she wants a sugar daddy.
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>>733424135
inb4 beta cucks (who will never fuck anyone, much less a single mom) start spewing out their hate for the world
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>>733425461
When you're in the mid 30's everyone has a kid, I'm the only one who doesn't
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>>733423666
teach me satan, how do you lie so eloquently?
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>>733423666
Instant family just add income.
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>>733423666
Good for you, OP.
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Op here, my fellow non pussy getting b fags should read "The Game" by Neill Strauss, it really helps
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>>733426009
poor advice, good eye opener that one.
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>>733423666
>This is how you become the cuck

Top Cuck, Satan
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>>733425461
this
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>>733423666
Nice, she'll probably give it up the first night. Go for anal after you warm her up a bit. Let's see how dirty of a whore this one is.
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Everyone is like "you piece of shit" and "that chic isn't hot" but I get laid
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>>733423666
>dating a single mother
>666
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>>733427395
He never said a damn word about dating her. Looks like he's going to buy her McDonalds, do some smooth talking and get some pussy.

It's how it works for us not 300lbs+ living in our mom's basements. Once you hit 30 if you are a single male and own a house the pussy just falls from the damn sky like gifts.
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haha, b tards don't usually date so it's so good to hear advice
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>>733427577
Damn straight
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>>733427577
Op here, damn straight bro, if you got your shit together it's not hard to hook up chics
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>>733427577
I actually turned down some 18 year old
Pussy last night lol.
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>>733425700
>about to be 30s
>financially stable
>want to have a family
>dont want to raise someone elses kid or marry fat/uggo
>partner options=0
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>>733426175
Says the multi-sexual
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The only chick with low self-esteem is OP.

You beta fucking cuck. You never date a single mother, you retard. She got knocked up by an alpha male who dipped, then little shits like you, OP, think you can be her knight in shining armor and save her from her shit life.

I don't even waste my time with single mothers, but shit, if you knew anything about closing, you'd go straight to smashing. I mean, who the fuck takes a single mother out to dinner?

She even knows your a BETA faggot with her replies. She got treated like shit all her life by alphas know shes going to treat you like shit whilst demanding you treat her like the princess she thinks she is.

Whilst you're there, you may as well just get married to her in the ultimate cuck move.

Please an hero.
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>>733428529
>Op here, damn straight bro, if you got your shit together it's not hard to hook up chics

All these fucking kids with their childish idea's about dating and shit.

Men have fucking been around these whores for awhile boys. Pay attention to an old saying my dad told me when I turned 15.

"Fuck em all son, they're all whores anyways" - No truer words were ever spoken to me. You should forget these idea's like love b/c you're going to get played, cheated on and left with nothing except a monthly bill to pay for some whore's existence the rest of your lives.

Try dating as a kid but remember the golden fucking rule. Lie to them about your purpose, say you wanna date, marry what the fuck ever. You need some experience with women kiddos while you're still in high school and they're eager to get fucked. Learn how to talk to em and what they wanna hear.

Next chapter in life is the 18-30 stage. I don't give a god damn if you work for minimum wage. If you are living at home and save like 25-50% of your paycheck (don't be a drug addict idiot basically) you will be able to afford the down on a home by 30. 30 at the fucking latest. Mortgage is typically less than renting, and you fucking own it. Just wait to those gold digging whores trying to "settle down", I.E. take your resources, here you own a house. That pussy will be served with a bowtie and string just waiting for your cock. Wear the condom, don't listen to whores on "birth control". Nut in her mouth, train her to swallow. Don't nut in the pussy. Once you're done with that one move on. At this stage in life (30+) it's not like high school. Bitches won't be talking like crazy b/c they all hate each other at this point. Resource contest. Due to this very few will actually hear about how you take em out, fuck and cum in mouth and bounce (a niglet friend deemed this of me, I thought it catchy).

Live happily ever after with your shit and no gold digging bitch you actually have to support.
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>>733423666
Mfw op gets flakes again
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>>733429316
>I don't even waste my time with single mothers, but shit, if you knew anything about closing, you'd go straight to smashing. I mean, who the fuck takes a single mother out to dinner?

Confirmed 300lb+ newfag in his mom's basement LARPing about how to get pussy.
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>>733428645
Good on you. Avoid roastie herpes.
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>>733429515
I think what you meant to say was that I'm a fucking alpha male who has standards who doesn't have to settle for someone else's used goods.
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>>733423666
>This is how you close the deal with chics that have low self-esteem
This just in, girls like being complimented on their ethics and not always just their looks
Fucking virgin autists
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OP: If you are still there, what's the back story? How did you meet, or rather, get her number, Tinder?
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>>733429751
>I think what you meant to say was that I'm a fucking alpha male who has standards who doesn't have to settle for someone else's used goods.

Once you hit 30 all the girls presented are used. Even the 18 year olds. This is how I know you're LARPing. You don't know a god damn thing about women. Well, besides the lunch your mommy packs you for school
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>>733429751
>Someone elses used goods
Nigga that makes you used goods too
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>>733429316
Op here, She's hot bro, like really fuckin hot
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>>733423666
You didn't close the deal though did you. You merely set a tentative date for dinner. It also seems like you already got flaked on once player.
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>>733429332
This guy is a Fuckin "genius"
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>>733428862
This is why older men date younger women, they want a kid and a stable man.
Actually it's better to be an older man than an older woman in that case
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>>733430112
pics you nigger or you're the same shit as those flatearthers.
cmon
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Words of advice from someone who's been in your position.

I was a 'young professional' until, like you, I got to 30 and was still single.

All the woman I came into contact with either from online dating and tinder, were, as you are aware, all single mothers, with at least one child.

I changed tactics and decided to go after women, who were like me and had been focusing on their career.

Eventually met this great girl when I was 35. Three years later we were married with a kid.

Both on good incomes and live really comfortably without any real drama as we are both good earners and I'm not raising someone else's child.

Since there are no money issues, life is good and our relationship is solid, as are not dealing with the issues nuclear families present.

TL;DR; go after single proffsionals
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All these replies from OP throughout the thread truly shows how insecure he really is.
Confirmed not alpha. If he actually was alpha, that groveling fedora pickup of a single mom in the OP would be a bad mark in the rep, and definitely not worth defending like this.

I suspect beta faggot finally about to lose his virginity to some crackwhore single mom
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>>733423666
Lol single mom,

When I was in the field I only destroyed 18-19 yr old pussy.

I settled down with an 18 yr old hs student.

She's now 21.

You fail op
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>>733427577
>he never said a damn word about dating her
>literally taking her on a date
>reading comprehension
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Op here, Everyone is being a bunch of purist fags, people get fucked, maybe not my /b/ brethren but when you're in your 30's and got your shit together you can "pull" pussy
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>>733431679
Taking a girl out and "dating" are not the same thing. Only children think otherwise.
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>>733431860
Dating, as in taking on a date. Such as dinner. Jesus Christ retard
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>>733429332
While there is a lot of truth to this at the end you'll be all alone with no kids np family and no have decent woman there for you, this is why in your mid to late 30s you find yourself a half decent woman and have kids with her and fuck other women on the side, you get to have a family and kids and woman and still get to screw around and have fun

Cause when you're 60 yrs old and have no one that gives a shit about you and you start to realize that your one shot at passing your genes on and essentially becoming immortal goes out the window, you're gonna start to freak out and start regretting you lived your whole life like you were a short sighted 20 yr old
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>>733431651
That's the worst kind of game I've ever heard of, locking that shit up when she's a juvenile, fucking creepy bro
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>>733432159
>While there is a lot of truth to this at the end you'll be all alone with no kids np family and no have decent woman there for you, this is why in your mid to late 30s you find yourself a half decent woman and have kids with her and fuck other women on the side, you get to have a family and kids and woman and still get to screw around and have fun

I can agree with this, just find a good wife that will not get mad about the side chicks. Otherwise, make sure to be really sneaky.
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>>733423666
ive done this before. i usually end up sleeping with them a few times, then they develop feelings for me. i feel super bad when i tell them i dont want a relationship
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>>733432159
Sure is summer in here.
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>>733431720
Nigga, you just posted to claim pulling good pussy , telling us "this is how its done" but not posted any pic of this slag, she could be a moby dick for all we know, stop pulling some "im old and wise" bullshit and post a pic u cunt
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>>733432700
But I've been here on and off since 2006..
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>>733424381
She's definitely fat then kekekekeke
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Op here, fine you fucks broke me down, here's a pic
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>>733433312
this is OP, watch the end for a funny punch line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cJgPXU-ik
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>>733433697
Shes fat. Thats how fat bitches pose
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>>733425014
Skilled beggar.
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>>733433884
Dude, she's totally fuckable
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>>733434300
can't tell from pic
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Does anyone here want to know how get chics?
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>>733434502
put your penor in the vagoo
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No you dumb fucks, this is how you get chics,
1. Have an opener
2. Demonstrate value
3. Ask a "non no" question
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>>733432306
Lol

Jelly,

I've slayed so much teen pussy it sent even funny.

You can have your "mature" woman... I got to fuck teenage pussy for 2 years straight, and now that's she's 21 I get to hang out with her and other girls at bars.

I convinced her she's bi AND because she was a teen when I got with her, her vagina is warped to my cock.

So fuck you I won.

Enjoy your fat slampig.
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>>733432306
18 isn't a juvenile dumbass

You can be 18 and in hs
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>>733435460
Haha, you've been fucking the same chic for 3 years, what do you know stupid Mexican getting married at 20
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>>733433697
whats that on her hip? a tape measure?
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Ohh, I was right you're a fucking beaner
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>>733436345
I don't know?
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>>733435112
can you elaborate on 'non no'?
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>>733423666
>close the deal with chics that have low self-esteem
>low hanging fruit
who said this was difficult?
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>>733436436
It's tailoring your questions so it's hard to say "no"
Like "You seem adventurous"
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>>733435460
you're fucked. ive nailed tons of 18-19 yr olds too but id never be stupid enough to date one. they're fucking immature as shit. and when they are mature, they're purposely trying and it makes them look like a bitch
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>>733436833
^not op
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>>733436750
oh true
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>>733436967
no wasn't trying to be either
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>>733430664

Seriously.

Just got divorced, am 34.
Want kids.
Don't want to raise someone else's kids.
Guess I have to go after younger chicks, who see me and are like "oh damn he has his shit together, owns a house and a car and a dog and isn't an autismo".

Life is awful right now... lol
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>>733424135
more like he is about to buy some ugly single mom with a ripped pussy dinner, then go home and fap.
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>>733437546
Don't be a pussy, get your shit together and start banging chics, I've never been married but that's what you do after a divorce, don't be a vagina
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>>733436345
>>733436431
That's a walmart box cutter they give to employees lol
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Haha, she is a Mexican
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>>733424550
that's only impressive if your target isn't single mother. They will fuck anyone.
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>>733425700
>Be 30 years old
>Be with 29 year old landwhale for the last 5 years
>No children despite trying for 5 fucking years
>Ready to leave her ass for somebody actually fertile
>Realize I'm fucking 30 working a full time job and the only options left are crazy cat ladies or single mothers, and not wanting to raise someone else's kid
>TFW no younger girl wants a guy whose 30+
>Considering suicide
>Life is pointless
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>>733438706
It's not pointless, just don't be trssh
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>>733438706
A lot of girls are totally fine with a 10 year age gap. chill the fuck out
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>>733430909
/this
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>>733431720
Anyone can pull a single mom. That's not anything to brag about.
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>>733439169
Also; I've been out of the farthing scene for 5 years. I'm a bit socially retarded now.
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>>733439714
Dating* not farthing. WTF autocorrect
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>>733438706
>TFW no younger girl wants a guy whose 30+

Here is where you're wrong.
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>>733423666

>tfw OP spends the next decade grooming her son into a trap.
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>>733439856
That seems like a long time to potentially groom a trap, but ok, that's your twisted theory
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>>733439714
so what, I took a 6 year slumber and nabbed an 18 year old, and then a 17 year old 2 years later. I was weird as fuck but it didn't take long to get back into it. girls PREFER older guys.
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>>733436613
Right bro? This shit is easy as pie
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>>733440101

hrt takes time, broseph.
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>>733423666
Satan, youre breaking the speed limit on the freeway to the friendzone.
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Alright you fuck nuts, does anyone here know how to engage a woman?
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>>733440868
Sure, I cant talk a bitch out them panties with ease
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In the real world having to buy a 30 year old, low self esteem, single mother dinner just to have sex with her is laughably desperate so I came to 4chan where alot of people are virgins so I can feel superior instead of sad
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This is how you engage a women, start off with a compliment
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>>733440946

Damn nigger, you need some English classes.
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>>733441239
Sure, lemme just enroll in the 4chan english 101 course, just as soon as you show me where the class is
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Can any of you fucks think of a compliment that isn't gross or perverted?
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>>733441355
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>>733425700
Man I turn 28 next month and I'm scared
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Like, Hello my name is (blah) you must be Beautiful!
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>>733441355
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>>733441588
You should be
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>>733437912

That was a sarcastic "life is awful".

I've banged 3 25 year olds this week.

Eat my ballz
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