What is the best metal and why is it copper?

>>733421144
Because I fucking hate aluminum

>>733422079
#thread

water. best metal is water.

>>733422079
Fuck copper you bitch

I don't know about copper, but I know that OPium is an unreliable source of material.

>>733421144
copper isn't even a metal

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Obs runite you pleb.

>inb4 dragon

Pretty sure it's a stone.

can someone post the "diamonds are the best metal" one?

Hydrogen is the best metal.

>>733422221
off by one
>>733422222

>>733421144
wrong, anything less than diamonds is pure pleb tier shit, not fit for flatware

Diamond is best metal, since it's hardest.

>>733422631
thats mineral

>>733421144
Death metal = best metal.

>>733422878
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>>733422878
you obviously don't know metals

>>733423077
Did that acctually happen? If so then I've gotta hand it to science, they can do some pretty good stuff.

>>733422079
alumin(i)um is the worst

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>>733423077
>>733423175
>>733423241
*cough cough*

>>733422881

this

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Heard you niggers were talking shit.

>>733423077
>miles per iron
dont know why thats so funny

>>733423321
Your and idiot, diamond is widely accepted as being the hardest metal. Keyword being "metal".

>>733423287
Ever drink beer out of a copper can, or an Iron one? Fuck off, your taste in metal is shit.

>>733423476
mineral metalfag

>>733423321
I can type anything in a word file and make it look like cropped google, diamond is clearly the hardest metal known to man, proven scientifically by the group of scientists anon posted above

>>733423673
google it fag

>>733423724
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>googled it, first search result

>>733422631
This and only this.

Receive knows diamonds is the best metal.

/r/ing pic of college study report of diamonds being hardest metal known to man

>>733423321
Lol where did you even copy this shit from? Bet you wrote it yourself

>>733423517
I never drink beer out of a can because the aluminum flavor ruins it

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>>733421144
Copperfag. Everyone knows titanium is best.

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>>733423841
dont you feel stupid now?

>>733423517
They're not actually meant to be used for beverages

>>733423241
It's all in the pocket protectors, man. Invented in 1943, they quickly found work in the manhatten projekt, making it possible for the scinetists to work day and night without fear of spilling their precious ink on the plans for the nuclear bombs. Whenever they needed a snack, they had only to look to the gloroious protector of pockets, whose loving sheath gave them a place to store sandwiches and meatballs about their person, enabling them to work tirelessly where their jerman and japanese counterparts had to take breaks. Some theorise that the USA's successes in building WMDs was solely due to the efficiencies produced by protecting the pockets of people in key positions around the country, which meant they ultimately won the war.

But it didn't stop there. Ever since, the indomitable protection provided by our pocketly saviours has spurred us on to great technological heights, beating out the russians to the moon, giving us the computer, the internet superior weaponry and most importantly, freedom, to fill our pockets with anything without fear of stains or spillage.

Modern advancement is accelerating, but for all our industriousness, we would never have come so far in such a short time without the humble pocket protector.

. . ; ". Shit all i got is some dust

>>733423935
obvious shop is obvious

>>733423935
please, anyone can use paint, nice try

>>733423935
>What is inspect element

>>733422325
Then what the fuck is it you autist

>>733424069
not f11

>>733423321
Diamond is clearly the best metal. It's really conductive, super conductive, and the only reason it isn't malleable is because there's nothing, your puny weak hands included, hard enough to work on it, because it's the HARDEST METAL known to man.

>>733424185
its an alloy you uneducated swine

>>733423476

>your

>>733423871
Aluminium*
Flavour*

>>733424185
it's a mineral you copperfag

>>733424236
it's fucking pure elemental metal

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Real men prefer iron

>>733424323
mineral*

>>733424246
I never make sentences with incorrect pronunciations or spellings because the British flavor ruins them

>>733424324
zinc is the best metal like how can iron even compete

>>733421144
Platinum or Iridium are better

>>733424324
Sounds pretty gay to me

>>733423935
>being this trolled

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bismuth is edgy

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Metallic hydrogen FTW

>>733423077
I can't even improve this, it's perfect

>>733423968
Well, then what criteria shall we use to judge metals? Malleability, conductivity, atomic weight, shininess, density, color or flavor? Aluminum is light, it can be used as a conductor, it is shiny, and has that nice silvery color. Although it sort of makes the beer taste funny, glass bottles are the WORST metal, but the best beer receptacles. Except for my stomach.

>>733424488
you fucking ruined it thanks faggot

>>733424462
hmm lets see
zink...
>not a great conductor of electricity
>pretty toxic in high levels
>ugly flat color, almost like aluminum
>too weak to be used on it's own for anything

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>>733421144
cobalt
its the obvious choice

>>733424502
Bismuth is NOT A METAL GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING COCKNUGGET

walking home some guy bumps into me and starts talking shit to my face about how aluminum is the best metal. i tried to explain that iron is actually the best metal, but he started throwing around words like “rust” and i lost it. punched him right in his aluminum loving face. i hate aluminum so much.

>>733424570
You know what's a better conductor than aluminium? Copper. Copper keeps things cool and electrified

>>733423935
>no gay incest porn in tabs
What are you even doing with your life?

>>733424846
I don't have anything against copper, it is quite a respectable metal, but aluminum is better. Why can't we both hate iron? the shit is heavy, it rusts, it is the nigger of metals.

>>733425146
I agree that iron is shit but you can't tell me aluminium is better than copper

>>733425401
cobalt is better than all of them

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>>733424665
It is a metal.

Is it wrong I have a fetish for copper?