What is the easiest and most painless way to kill yourself /b/?

>>733414737
Slit your wrists it'll be like falling asleep

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>>733414737
nerve gas

>>733414737
Put your car in reverse down a small but appropriate incline, lie down with your head in the wheel path and wait for it to crush your skull.

>>733414737
go to wal mart and buy a box of 12 gauge ammo
put one in your pocket and go to a gun store
ask to see a 12 gauge
put the round in (they will start screaming at you and pointing their guns at you)
put the barrel in your mouth and kablooey. or they might shoot your first.

>>733414839
Really?I heard slitting your wrists is one of the most painful ways to go out. I guess once the blood loss becomes big enough you pass out.

>>733415772
More unpleasant than painful. Something gets to people about watching and feeling the life force literally draining out of you.

>>733415699
That is a tempting idea. I don't wanna risk the fact however if they shoot me before i pull the trigger and it isn't a lethal kill that I go back to jail.

That's a Fucking fantastic image.

>>733414737

Take 50 pills of paracetamol at once.

>>733415968
Mhmm,now that you talk about it is sounding better.Really sharp knife up my arm would probably do the trick.

>>733416059
Really is.Speaks to me till this day
>>733416071
There is still risk of surviving. That and incase I would pussy out last minute I want to make sure I can't back out,

>>733416286

>There is still risk of surviving.

Then take 100 pills. 14 are lethal.

>That and incase I would pussy out last minute I want to make sure I can't back out

Dude if you have 100 pills worth of paracetamol in you, you are fucking dead.

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Would anyone recommend jumping off a bridge?I am pretty fat so wouldn't I die on impact from hitting the water so hard.

>>733416446
Yeah you are right, I'm like 300 lbs.Are you sure 14 would be enough or would I need more due to my weight?

>>733416457

Buy a rope. Go to the top of an extremely high area where you can tie your rope to something. Place it around you neck and jump.

If it's above 50 feet it'll break our neck 100% certain. If it's above 100 feet, chances are you'll be decapitated.

>>733414737
>buy a nerf gun
>color it completely black
>point it at a cop

>>733416517

I'd go with more than 14, in your case. 14 is a minimum, if you want a 100% chance of death, i'd go with at least 40.

Take too little, you may survive as a vegetable for the rest of your life.

>>733416709
Yeah,I was thinking about. What I am worried about is the rope snapping and I just fall in the water due to my weight. Do they make rope strong enough to handle 300 lbs?
>>733416709
That is a option but I'd have to make 100 percent sure they get a kill shot.Then again I live in America so all cops are trigger happy.

I keep this in stickynotes for your convenience.
Shallow water blackout. You hyperventilate for a minute or two, then submerge yourself under water and hold your breath as long as you can.

You will pass out and drown before you feel the urge to breathe. Hyperventilation does not increase your blood oxygen saturation, but it unnaturally decreases the amount of carbon dioxide in your blood. And your body triggers the urge to breathe based on carbon dioxide in your blood.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shallow_water_blackout

>>733416899
Is there anyway I can mix them all in a drink and just chug it?Would it still work?

>>733416926

Why are you going to kill yourself?

>>733415974
>back to jail

What happened the first time?

>>733414737
Train. No question. Jump in front of a 100mph train, it will be over in less then half a second, dont need preparation, 100% succes r8, relatively easy to actually execute without chickening out.

>no access to firearms
Go to a shooting range
Renting a gun costs $60
Point gun at head
Pull trigger
Painless death

What state do you live in so I can look at the gun ranges

>>733417022
Thank you!Probably gonna try this tonight then.
>>733417026
I just don't wanna live anymore. I have had chronic depression since I was like 8 years old. I have always wanted to die. Now that im 19 and my life is truly shit im ready to take the plunge

I wonder how many /b/tards i've killed.

>>733417081
/thread

>>733417055
Got arrested for some weed.
>>733417081
That is probably gonna be my next option if the water blackout thing doesn't work.Wanted my family to have a decent funeral but fuck it.
>>733417129
That is a option but idk if they will let me rent a gun due to my mental health problems.Florida

>>733417208

Your life doesn't have to be bad. It can be better.

>>733417081
This but make sure you jump a couple seconds before the train comes by. That way ur sure that the driver cant slow the train down and prevent heros from saving you.
This is srsly the least painfull, fastest anddd easiest way to go

I dont hold responsibilty for ur actions
This was just my scientific expertise on a subject

>>733417560
I've tried for many years to get my life together.Sports,counseling,medication,relationships,etc. Nothing has worked or been worth living for. I have a disdain for this rat race people call a life.

>>733417081

>100% succes r8

Not if your brain survives it.

Maybe, just don't kill yourself.

>>733416071
>>733416286
>>733416446
>>733416517
>>733416899
>>733417025

Paracetamol does not work, I know from 2nd hand experience. However many mgs you take, only your liver might die after 48 h or more and people will take you to hospital while you are in great pain.

>>733414737
Feelium

>>733417737

In that case OP, don't use paracetamol.

>>733417737
Yeah I figured that. I know it shuts down your liver and eventually other internal organs but its not guaranteed if a hero saves you.

>>733417724
you wanna convince me not to.

Check this...
http://lostallhope.com

>>733417426
Dont involve others in your suicide by jumping in front of a train... Yes it is very effective and fast, but someone is driving that. And they can see you..

I live in a city where people kill themselves this way all the time. Its never reported on or talked about, but it fucks the drivers up. 90% quit their job and have PTSD afterwards.

Alright /b/ro's. I think im going for the shallow water blackout method. Keep your eyes out on the news for a 19 year old man from Florida who died from drowning.

>>733417426
http://www.shootersworld.com/about-us/frequently-asked-questions.aspx#Sell_firearms_

All you need is an ID shooting ranges don't do background checks.

>>733418062
Yeah,I was thinking that.As much as I don't want other people to suffer that is the method ill be taking if the shallow water blackout method doesnt work

>>733418117

I wouldn't try it without looking it up. No offence to anon, but he may have just sent you on a one way ticket to brain damage, rather than death.

All I have to say OP is that life will never be as bad as it can be, nor will it be as good as it can be. But your life can be better.

What if you do the paracetamol stuff with the shallow water blackout at the same time to get 100% chance of dying?

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>>733418117
Oh hey, I just moved to Fl

>>733417426
U are 19? How can you possibly fucked life up? If you have, you are young enough to try somethinf else.

When i planned my suicide, i was living so happily knowing it was gonna end in a month anyway. I fucked some shit up, tries some weird shit, didnt care about anything, did wth i wanted.
Turned out thay was just the way to live.
Thay was the first time i liked my life that month, rn i just live happily, so weird.
Knowing that the worst that can happen is death, makes everything thats painfull so unimportant. Bc if dont care about dying, why would i care about anything that made me feel depressed?
Try to have some fun before killing urself, who knows, it might save you.
If not, at least you had some fun during ur last moments on earth

>>733418117
19 year olds in Florida kill themselves all the time. Can we have a first or last name? I kind of want to see if this works.

>>733418536
Same

>>733418412
I'll pay you money to kill me.
>>733418391
That sounds fucking genius.
>>733418373
It does work but i gotta make sure no one comes to save me so I have ample time to drown.

>>733418529
Actually makes sense

>>733418117
The news doesn't post suicides unless they're special or famous. It's how they prevent copycats.

>>733418687
dude I feel really bad for you man. You probably don't believe in him but I hope God gives you the happiness in death you didn't have in life. Goodbye Anon.

>inb4 I get tons of posts telling me he doesn't exist.

Shallow water blackout or a good hanging setup where the drop is long enough to break your neck. Paracetamol is tylenol and absolutely do not try to od on it. Idiots. Mix benzos (or barbs) with alcohol or opiods. I did that and my friend saved me but it was like falling asleep for 2 weeks when i came out of the coma.

>>733418536
Dylan. Im fat and white, Should be enough info to find a news article of my death.
>>733418529
Mental health problems,mom is sick and disabled,been through abuse most of my childhood,have a affinity for alcohol and drugs,dropped out of highschool to get a full time job to take care of said mom,and because i got arrested we lose all our benefits

>>733414737
The Exit Bag. Go google it. You can easily make a homemade one. Completely painless, feels like your getting tired and just doze of to a sleep where you'll never wake up again. Make sure to do it where no one is around to save you. Hope this helps.

>>733418753
Really don't know how you guys would find out then.not giving out my info incase someone finds my family and gets their info. >>733418868
Don't feel bad for me.Always felt like i was destined to die.

>>733419034
Someone already told me about this method.Apparently companies make their helium with 20 percent air now so they can prevent exit bags

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if you really comit suicide you have to be proud of having the balls to do it. go my boy, be free from this shitty world. soon more will follow you.

>>733418958
I feel even weirder about this now. You have the same name of my friend and I already felt really bad to begin with. Now hearing that you have his name is kind of fucking with me. I hope you find a way other than suicide. If not, I hope you go out easy without any problems that cause you pain. Rest in peace, Dylan.

>>733419242
I hope no one follows me. I hope everyone has a great fuckin life. No one should feel the way I do.

>>733417681
Fellow depressed anon here. Tried any antidepressants/meds? They help a bit. Really.

>>733418753
there will probably still be an obituary online.

>>733419122
Write in your suicide note that /b told you how to do it. You could also post your note online (preferably to Facebook or something). That might get the attention of the news.

>>733419290
Lmfao,would be funny if you lived in Florida and you actually knew who I was.I guess if you do you can tell 4chan I actually did it. Thanks man.

>>733419519
>>733419453

4-chan on the news again ?

>>733419393
Tried many of them.All they did was make me feel like a zombie. Id rather feel depressed then feel nothing.
>>733419453
Eh,im trying to keep it lowkey.More then likely there will be a obituary.

>>733419519
yeah it would've been a weird coincidence lmao, but luckily I wouldn't know you as I'm in CT. Go in peace man.

>>733419207
Damn, ever tried looking at http://lostallhope.com/
They have some good ideas on the stuff. Since The Exit bag won't work then I guess the low hang will do (whatever it was called) just gotta make sure the rope is around the main arteries/veins, not around the throat. Heard it feels at first kinda tight maybe a pinch around the neck, but after awhile you'll doze off and painlessly die. If no one helps, then it'll be successful. Hope the link and advice helps.

>>733419664
Yeah im trying to not get this entire site shutdown. This place has given me a few laughs when ive been down.Im just waiting on my mom to fall asleep then im gonna go for it

If you do that, who's going to care for your mum? Surely she still needs you enough for you to wait.

Are you guys all newfags? Have you not seen these threads day after day?

>OP is attention seeking
>OP is lying
>OP is a fag

>>733419812
If you do care for your Mother, think about what is she going to do w/o you. How is she gonna cope with all this shit you're going to place upon her.

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I really do appreciate you all helping me out.Not everyone understands what it is like to want to die but you guys do. Thank you.Have a nude as a token of gratitude.

>>733416731
>buy a nerf gun
>don't paint it
>point it at a black

>>733420090
yhea all the time, at least 1 every week. but its funny non the less

>>733414737
Do you know carbon monoxyde? it is produced in combustion, no smell, no pain, you just fall asleep

>>733420090
Smh,think whatever you want. I do wanna die. I'm just not some edgy 14 year old edgelord
.>>733420046
I have thought about it.I got a girl that loves me a lot so Im sure she will help take care of her when I'm gone

>>733420090
most of the time they are, but it doesn't hurt in case they aren't.

>>733419812
Blame ED then. Write in your suicide note that you wanted to be "an hero".

>>733414737
Go to walgreens or what ever shit pharmacy buy a cpap mash or some shit something beter than a plastic bag over your head go to wall mart cost co sams or what the fuck ever buy large bottle of party helium rig up a bane style mask try to find some nitrous oxide too just for the lulz die laughing and happy.

>>733414737
http://lostallhope.com/
This might help, hopefully.

>>733420259
RIP dylan
If this is the only way, fucking go for it. We will be there with you

>>733420290
writing that on a suicide note is like screaming
"hey guys i am from 4-chan"
its too well know

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>>733414737
>buy a sixpack
>find a wooded spot along a railroad track to drink it
>wait for a train to come barreling along
>run up to the track and lay your neck down on the rail
>it'll cut through like butter, and you'll be dead before you know or feel anything
>bonus points for streaming it with your phone

>>733420223
Yeah,i was thinking about that as a option. I don't have enough gas in my car till i get paid tommorow and im trying to do this tonight.
>>733420290
LOL
>>733420109
She will get through it my man. She has been through abuse and major health and financial health issues.Her son ending it is just another bump in the road.

>>733420583
>>733420109
that would be a really big bump in the road for everyone related to you.

>>733414737
https://smile.amazon.com/WORTHINGTON-CYLINDER-CORP-347138-Disposable/dp/B000RHMWBQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1495495883&sr=8-3&keywords=helium


https://smile.amazon.com/CareFusion-001201-AirLife-Oxygen-tubing/dp/B01MURTX6W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1495495947&sr=8-1&keywords=oxygen+mask

>>733420359
Exit bags dont work anymore
>>733420416
Thanks /b/ro
>>733420506
Naw, Id get a pack of my favorite cigarettes. Really not a fan of alcohol

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>>733420359

>>733414737
Cut power cord to any device in home
strip main 2 wires
stand in bucket of water
plug cord into wall
drop cord in water while plugged in
dead.

>>733420747
I know it is gonna be painful for awhile for them,but eventually they will get over it and move on.My dad is rich with a smoking hot wife so he will be fine. My mom is getting a huge settlement soon so she can get some decent therapy. I know money can't full heal the wound but it will help.

>>733420793
When i planned my suicide, i was living so happily knowing it was gonna end in a month anyway.
I fucked some shit up, tries some weird shit, didnt care about anything, did wth i wanted.
Turned out thay was just the way to live.
Thay was the first time i liked my life that month, rn i just live happily, so weird.
Knowing that the worst that can happen is death, makes everything thats painfull so unimportant. Bc if dont care about dying, why would i care about anything that made me feel depressed?
Try to have some fun before killing urself, who knows, it might save you.
If not, at least you had some fun during ur last moments on earth. Do some weird shit and see how it turns out. Suicide is always an option if it brings u nowhere

>>733415699
Or use the black powder from the ammo to make some sort of projectile that'll blow a big fuckin hole in your head.

>>733420994
I'm not happy about committing suicide. Trust me if I felt like I could actually pull my life together i would.Depression is a bitch.It is hard to get out of bed most days.

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>>733420793
>get a pack of my favorite cigarettes
daw you just outed yourself as under 18, you wouldn't even mention this if you weren't giddy about being a kewl kid smoking with cigarettes. No habitual adult smoker would specify this

>>733421209
I don't think im cool cause I smoke. He suggested to get a six pack before jumping in front of a train and I suggested getting a pack of my favorite smokes before jumping in front of a train.

>>733417208
>Now that im 19 and my life is truly shit im ready to take the plunge
Mine was shit until I was 31...then it all got awesome. Hang in there mate.

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>>733421461
an attempt was made

>>733421170
I understand. Just make the most of it in ur last moments. Do something insane and epic just so ur last moments where fun. Even if it is somtiing like robbing a grannie or setting fire to an abandoned house. Have some fun before going

>>733421770
Would you like to see me ID?It would prove everything ive said is true.19,from Florida and my name is Dylan

>>733414737
Mate calm down there is not need for this Especially getting advice from a bunch of fags from this website
about the suicide thing, Explain why?

>>733414737
helium

>>733421876
Is ur mom sleeping yet?

>>733416517
are you that fucking dumb you think 14 paracetamol is enough for a lethal dose..ill be surprised if you have the mental capacity to kill yourself.

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>>733421770
Thats my ID with personal info blurred out for obvious reasons.
>>733421890
To put a long story short:Mom is sick and disabled,dropped out of school to take care of said mom,suffered multiple types of abuse, and have had chronic depression since I was 8.
>>733421931
No. She usually doesnt go to sleep till late at night.

>>733422413
yeah this world is a shit hole....

>>733421743
Everyone says its get better.Ive been trying and waiting for shit to get better and hasnt happened.

>>733422600
Yep.ive realized life is just a rat race where we are born to work a job we MIGHT like to barely pay bills to have friends over we barely care about and have meaningless conversations.

>>733421830
I would try a hooker, use some money to get like a skydive sesion or cesna flight. I would scare sum ppl with airsodt weapons on the street. I would try to steal some thing srupid. Try a pocketpussy. Go to disneyland. Set fire to my old highschool (when its empty in the weekends)
Idk i would need like 2 weeks spending alll my money doing weird shit before killing myself. Why not try to have some fun indeed. then, when i wasted every penny and energy. Go peacefully

>>733419207
damn are you serious? that was literally what i was going to do. fuck. i'm trapped

>>733422890
This is something much deeper.

This world.... Its like forgotten toilet in train station.

Cleaning is coming.

>>733423232
Eh,really nothing appeals to me is the worst part. Any wild fantasy I could think of just doesn't interest me

>>733423367
Yep. I did a quick peek on wiki and they said all helium companies put atleast 20 percent air in there tanks to prevent exit bags. Do a shallow water blackout.

>>733418687
M<ate if you kill yourself how will your mother react and who would care of her

>>733423629
She would be straight up broken but she is strong. She would recover. She is getting that settlement i talked about above here soon so she will be able to hire help.

>>733419386
mate no one should kill themselves especially when you just asked for advice

>>733420109
no stop serious

>>733423575
drowning sounds painful as fuck, i aint doing that

>>733423815
Just because I wanna end it doesn't mean other people should. I have to much compassion for this shitty fucking human race. More bad people then good but I wouldn't want to wish thoughts of suicide and depression on anyone.

>>733423575
In that case go to jewleery and talk to him about old family metals and that You need something to clean it good

it cyanide

Save your death for an honorable one in a bloody struggle for survival brother

>>733424039
If what he said is true you just fall asleep then drown in your sleep. there is no struggle.

>>733424050
I didn't say others are going to follow but please try to get some fucking help again think of the consequences it would have on you and others

>>733424227
but what if you wake up?

>>733423433
Allright bro you did what you could
This decision is for you
I will remember you and stay in this thread till your time comes
RIP dylan, we will see you on the other side.
Goodluck, i hope everythinf goes to plan

>>733424124
I have been surviving lmfao.ive tried to kill myself before and have survived every attempt.im determined to make sure it works this time.

>>733424315
Then you go for it again. My plan is to get myself to hyperventilate for two minutes then dunk my head in water. If I dont pass out and doesnt work the first time im going to keep going for it.

>>733414737
Hang yourself in a bathroom. Keep the shower on really hot so steam builds up. 100% painless.

>>733424493
how will hyperventilating and then dunking yourself in water do anything? you may want to die, but your body sure as hell doesn't

>>733424348
Thread is probably gonna die before i do.my mom doesnt go to bed till like 1am most nights. Once she is asleep im going for it,Check Floridas local obituaries to see if i succeed or not.

>>733416446
I tried 40 fucking grams. Don't try this.

>>733424354
No, serious stop op there are consequences that come with these types of things. If you know that your own mother has been through hell and is disabled she too has thought of suicide but she has not because she has you to worry about. Take care of each other and open up on your feeling, it helps a hell of a lot.

>>733424632
You blackout is the goal.Apparently it happens with swimmers if they breathe to hard before they enter the water.
>>733424568
Im 300 lbs id need to find strong ass rope that wont break with 300 lbs of force.

>>733424354
Take care

get access to firearms

>>733424803
then why not just take a drug that will knock you out?

>>733417737
I took 40 grams, which is 4 times my statistical lethal limit. I never went to the hospital and this was over a year ago.

>>733424748
Unfortunately,she has told me that before.She told me she hasnt killed herself because of me, I do feel guilty about choosing this route but ive tried all other options. She will be strong.I believe in her

>>733414737
Carbon Monoxide poisoning, its like falling asleep.

But the easiest way is to not do it and realize that plenty of people keep on living with problems much worse than yours, you self centered douche bag.

>>733424637
Op, I'm serious don't do it. Its not a good thing. Please don't listen to these people who don't care and just want to cheer on how they gave advice kill someone

>>733424959
Eh,i might just to guarantee it. My mom does have a fuck ton of trazadone.

>>733424632
Hyper ventilating lowers the CO2 levels in ur blood.
Breathing reflex is triggered by high CO2 levels in blood, not by low oxygen levels like many ppl think.

So by lowering ur CO2 levels, his body wont think he is out of breath for a while. He will slowely pass out under water before his brain says he is out of breath. Then while unconsious he will breath in the water and drown

>>733425052
If he doesn't want to live, I will try give advice. I guess I do because I don't want to be alive myself. Btw op there are ropes strong enough for your weight. just have a look around.

>>733414737
Are you the same anon from the Ibuprofen OD suicide thread last week? If so go fuck yourself, suicide is not a game and its not funny to pretend.

>>733425003
So,just because people have it worse off means the way i feel is totally invalidated?Fuck off m8 people have been saying that shit to me forever.
>>733425052
I appreciate your concern but the decision has already been made my man.

>>733414839
>>733415772
>>733415968
>>733416099
slit down the road, not across it.

>>733414737
>painless
its the last sensation you'll ever feel why the fuck do you want it to be painless?

>>733424985
No she fucking wont op she need someone since she is all by herself. Who would she turn to if you die and think on how she would feel. she would feel like a failure, go into a deep depression and god forbid she commits suicide. op don't do it

DO NOT SHOOT YOURSELF WITH A HANDGUN

only use a powerful rifle

>>733425308
If this blackout method doesn't work then hanging myself is probably my 2nd choice.Thank you.
>>733425331
No.I know suicide isn't funny nor a game. It is a real and permanent decision that takes a lot of time to think about.

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>>733414737
Anon look I found your dreams!!!

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How about stabbing myself? how painful would it be and where would I need to stab to make real damage?

>>733425419
My girl would more then likely take care of her when I'm gone. They will both have each other.
>>733425402
Eh,guess I just dont wanna suffer before I end it but you are right.

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>>733414737
Follow these directions carefully OP

>make a to-do list of all the immediately pressing matters in your life (cleaning your apartment, doing your laundry, paying a bill, etc)
>find a good therapist, go weekly and talk frankly about your worries and woes
>drop any vices that cost money such as smoking
>get job
>go to that job every day and do what's expected of you
>find an interest/hobby
>dedicate your free time to that interest
>repeat for another 80 years or so
>eventually your body will break down in one way or another and you will die

best way to go

Why would you do this when your mom is disabled... She is going to be absolutely devastated... hell she might even go through the same route. Pussy.

>>733425369
op I'm serious don't fuck with this shit. i suggest to finish highschool, get a better job, work to the ranks, go to college, pursue a career, and get an amazing job. Think on how proud your mother might be how happy in life you might be and think how you will later reflect upon yourself in the future

>>733425794
It would be painful for a few seconds.Best suggestion would probably be the heart.

>>733425369
Yes it does mean your petty feelings are invalidated. You are not special, no one is. Learn to recognize the things that are ok in your life and how to make the bad things better. Its ok to despair now and again but you have to act. Life and this entire universe is all about action and change, embrace it.

>>733425794
no dont i work in a slaughterhouse, stabbing fucking hurts like hell and you dont bleed enough unless you do it 50 times

>>733414737
carbon monoxide

>>733425794
really painful, dont do such a thing.

>>733425648
You're going to want to make sure you're not conscious if you hang yourself, some anon said that your body doesn't want to die which is very true because when I tried to hang myself while conscious I somehow gained superhuman strength and tore it off me.

>>733425899
yes.

>>733425648
If you know its not a game then why post about it asking for help when its pretty fucking easy to kill yourself? Unless your just doing it to get reactions, make yourself feel good by seeing the one or two strangers out of 100 that tell you not to do it and offer sincere words. All for attention. That's not funny!

>>733425913
I care about my mom and I do love her,but my depression has finally won the battle. I am tired of fighting it and ready to succumb to the void.
>>733425948
Thanks my man I appreciate it,I do. But I've just decided I am not going to fight a uphill battle with depression, I have been my whole life and frankly I am just tired.The meds didn't work, counseling didn't work,getting into sports and dropping weight didn't work. Ive tried living a healthy and balanced lifestyle

>>733425794
You'll need someone else to do it for the nerves to shut down properly.

>>733416099


Remember, it's down the road, not across the street. Cut length wise from wrist to elbow on both arms while soaking in a hot bath. Water will prevent the blood from clotting, and it'll feel nice and relaxing while you relax and fall asleep. Toke up and take several aspirin (blood thinners) before you do.

Also. Don't do it man.

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>>733426349
try eating yourself to death, doc told my wife if you eat 4 big macs youd die

>>733426350
i second that

>>733425871
Your girl, really. How long would she really take care of her. I highly believe that she would give any fucks about your mom. But that doesn't remove her feeling after you kill yourself. It a horrible guilt to feel and would keep most away form any type of suicide. Think about how you can make your life better. make a list, finish highschool, get a better job, peruse a career in collage and get an amazing job. Think on how this would bring joy to not only you, but to your peers, your mom, and your girl.

>>733426349
i really do not wish for anyone to die, but if you're deadset about this, then i hear carbon monoxide is painless. HOWEVER, IF YOU WISH TO DO THIS, FIRST THINK ABOUT YOUR PAST, THEN YOUR CURRENT SITUATION, THEN FINALLY YOUR POSSIBLE FUTURE. think of the people you love, and the people that love you, and all other connected people. think about friends and family. once you're done, call a therapist. please don't do this.

>>733425991
Never said I was special. What I am saying is it is stupid to say just because someone has it much worse then me doesn't mean I don't wanna die. Robin Williams had it all and that motherfucker hanged himself.
>>733426340
I just wanted some suggestions that were easy or painless.I would have know about shallow water black out without people in this thread,

ok your a big guy right? im 135 lbs, tell me how to gain weight?

>>733414737
Air embolism.

The quickest way is to get a thin plastic tube and insert it into your penis, and start blowing air up into your bladder.

When you feel like you need to pee, keep blowing.

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>>733414737
helium.

>>733426913
bullshit it sounds like a woopee cusion when the air comes out

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>>733426349
you're being a pussy. put yourself in you mom's shoes for 2 seconds and imagine how she will feel. you think she doesn't feel like giving up some days? you think she isn't depressed being disabled? you think she doesn't feel stressed having lived her entire life (just as you have) up until this point, on top of raising a selfish son who will leave her out in the cold by giving up?

you're 19 man. there's still plenty left for you and you have plenty of time to fix things. Take it from a 25 year old who felt the same way at your age: you're being fucking stupid. just go for a run, eat something, take a nap and re-think your life.

if you really loved your mom you wouldn't do this.

>>733426673
Man,I really do appreciate your help.You are a great person but understand not everyone can get better. I have tried to get better and even when I thought I was,I still always felt that feeling of empty.My girlfriend and my mom are pretty tight. And even if she didnt help my mom she will get that settlement money for homecare.

>>733426349
You dont just wish depression away, it takes time and many tries. Think of it as a dark souls game, the story is mixed, its hard as fuck and once you are done there are still enemies to face. But its what you make of it and its what you do to afterwards that matter. You would later reflect on how you got through this hell of a game.

>>733427208
so what have you decided?
help, death, stupidity, or all?

>>733426850
The vast majority of people on the planet suffer some painful or miserable involuntary death.

Yet you think yourself so special that it should be painless? I wish you wouldn't but If your going to do it and "take the easy way out", you owe it to the rest of humanity to suffer and earn your release.

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>>733427208
i got it, tornado, find a tornado and drive into it simple

>>733426349
Why don't you find a (video) game you like and play it in your free hours? This way life won't be so meaningless.
>>733427061
this reminded me of how amazing this game is, thanks

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What if its not about how many issues someone has?
Yes, some people may have some shitty problems but they continue because they have some kind of motivation like family

But what about someone who may have no problems like that, this person might not have any motivation left, has a job, but nothing else, that job is not making him happy, money cant buy nothing this person wants, this person simply lost motivation to continue, there are no loved ones around to share what this person has, maybe they lost a loved one, and now life is just... boring

And to find something that this person might like again and again is just not worth it, maybe for someone that road is a viable option but for some is another waste of time, and just getting ahead and end it feels like a good option, let someone else take a shot a life, some lost motivation and are just too tired to continue

I know this isn't what you're looking for, but someone close to me told me that it has helped them in the past when they've thought about suicide. So in case it does help, here goes:

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

It won't always be this way anon.

>>733426870
Well,when I was wrestling,the little guys would eat do a high protein low carb diet to gain muscle mass.Also eating 6 small meals a day with a workout routine helps.
>>733427061
I have thought about how she would feel and what it would be like to be in her shoes. I think she would be fine. I know i would be if she killed herself.Sure it would hurt like hell and id miss her but eventually id be able to make peace with the fact and keep pushing on for myself and her.

>>733427791
you're wrong.
my first ex-girlfriend killed herself, and sometimes i can't look at my current girlfriend without thinking of her. i wrote a poem about her. A FUCKING POEM. if that isn't enough, then you're an idiot. stop following your heart because your brain always knows whats best. so don't be an idiot, and pull through

>>733414737
Do your local police have guns?

>>733427791
i drink muscle milk in the morning sometimes croisant sammich and 2 potato things, dont have time for lunch, eat 3rd break small snack and dinner every night

>>733427254
Honestly,as a dark souls fan that helped a bit.Thank you
.>>733427345
Probably a combo of the last two
>>733427606
Eh.Ive been a video game fan since I was 6 and my depression has made video games even unappealing
>>733427632
Thank you

>>733427632
shut the fuck up and quit putting this bullshit in OP's head.

he has a mom who he loves and a girlfriend. he's 19 and he basically hasn't even really started living his life. he has no valid reason to kill himself.

if he was a quadruple amputee with terminal cancer and literally no family or friends whatsoever, then yeah I'd say he has reason to end it. but an able-bodied 19 year old with people who still love and care about him and who still has his entire life ahead of him?

fuck you dude. you post was retarded.

>>733428101
I'm sorry for your loss. Either way im still going to attempt it. I am selfish but i feel the way i feel.I wish I didnt.Trust me
>>733428159
That is your problem right there skipping lunch.Your body needs nutrients every couple of hours to keep running at peak performance everyday.Even if its something like a protein bar will help.

>>733414737
OP what if instead of killing yourself you just let yourself be depressed and go on with life? Maybe some days you use your bed as a toilet and dont move, but at least you'd still be alive eh?

Arians Grande concert

>>733427791
>I have thought about how she would feel and what it would be like to be in her shoes blah blah blah

no dude, no. you HAVEN'T thought about it. you haven't REALLY put yourself in her shoes. you don't KNOW for a FACT that she will be able to move on that easily. maybe you're the only thing in the world that helps her hang on.

imagining how things will be and those things actually happening are two totally different things

your disabled mom who loves you WILL NOT be able to take you killing yourself in stride. stop for 2 seconds and REALLY think about it.

you're not behaving like a person who actually cares about his mom.

>>733414737
Dieing of old age

>>733428191
ive come up with a better solution.
take your car and about $200.
drive without a place to drive to.
once you get there, you'll know.
wait there until sunset or sunrise and watch it.
while you watch, remember the happy things in your life.
slowly sip a soda of your choice and know that your life is pretty good.
you know, it could always be worse;
you could be a liberal.

>>733428540
What would be the point then?Id basically
be dead contributing nothing to society.
>>733428517
I know I have people that really care for me and want to see me succeed but I just can't bring myself to carry on. Life seems very bleak and bland to me.Its kinda like living in a black and white movie

>>733428750
Then maybe I don't care about her then. Maybe I really don't care about anything.Maybe I just have this fucked up idea in my head that I think I do care.Maybe I really am just as fuckin empty as I feel.
>>733428554
kek
>>733428832
Thanks man.That does sound nice but unfortunately since I gotta pay all the court fees for getting busted with some weed cant afford to.

>>733428915
>I know I have people that really care for me and want to see me succeed but I just can't bring myself to carry on. Life seems very bleak and bland to me.Its kinda like living in a black and white movie

there ya go man, you have people who care about you. that's one blessing.

you know what else you have? instant access to a worldwide network that helps you talk to fuckheads like us. you have a roof over your head. you live in a 1st world country. you aren't starving to death. you're a healthy 19 year old with an entire life of opportunity ahead of you. all you have to do is keep moving.

hell you even have a GF. remember tfw no gf? i don't have a gf and i would LOVE to have a gf right now. YOU HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND DUDE

AND A MOM WHO LOVES YOU

YOU'RE BEING A MELODRAMATIC TEENAGER

>>733428375
>>733427632
>>733414737

Sorry, that wasn't my point

I said no family left, I know OP has a sick mother and a girlfriend and that's more than enough to continue, if the girlfriend can stay together in this hard times, and I'm talking about the sick mother, then OP has found someone most people never find

That person that can stick with you in hard times is what everyone need, if that person is just faking it then it'll bail in no time, but if OP has found someone to be there with the family then he has no reason to anhero, its too soon to tell anyway

Shit will get tougher in the future and you cant be alone for that OP, keep going and let the suicide for those who really have no one left

>>733428915
what is more worth it to you-
the world, or
your contribution to it?

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>>733417208
NO NO don't do it at that age! I'm 31 and have gone down a decade long path of no return... you haven't seen how shitty it gets!

On that note, starting at age 19 I've now fucked around 10 beautiful young ladies. Dated 2 for years (don't recommend).

So my point is to at least do one cool thing and if you still want to after a few years of adulthood, re-evaluate at that point!

>>733429290
>BEING A MELODRAMATIC TEENAGER

There's his reason for suicide.

>>733429231
>Then maybe I don't care about her then. Maybe I really don't care about anything.Maybe I just have this fucked up idea in my head that I think I do care.Maybe I really am just as fuckin empty as I feel.

you DO care about her. you just have a lot of shit on your mind and things are a bit overwhelming at the moment.

go do some mundane chore that's been hanging over your head. eat something you like. go for a run. then play a video game for a while and go to bed. you'll wake up to a new day, with all your boring chores taken care of, feeling better.

you're feeling bad right now. but how do you think your mom and GF will feel for the rest of their lives?

you will be taking your sorrow and cursing two people who love you with it for the rest of THIER lives.

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>>733414737
>Sleeping pills and alcohol
>CO2 from your car
>I've read that drowning is a relaxing way to die but only the moment you lose consciousness
That's all the ones I can think off

I doubt you're actually going to kill yourself, OP. Pain isn't a concern for people who really is going to an hero.
if you really wanted to kill yourself you would have done it already and you just want attention, that's fine, everyone needs some attention.
I've been suicidal myself and you can ask me about anything really

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reason to live, youve never had these

>>733429290
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME DUDE. I KNOW I HAVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK WITH ME AND CARE BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO CARE AS MUCH AS THEY DO.IM EMPTY.
>>733429298
My gf has been with me through some shit and she loves me to death.I wish I could feel the same way she feels about me...
>>733429317
If I had to make a choice,my contribution to it,

>>733429931
i honestly don't know what to say.
can i get a name from you? it doesn't need to be real; i just want to be a bit more personal with my help

>>733414737
attend an Ariana Grande concert

>>733429931
what's wrong with you is that you have stressful things going on in your life and a lot on your mind. it's ok to feel sad. but it's not ok to leave your loved ones high and dry.

if you're feeling this overwhelmed then call a suicide hotline. if not that, go for a walk. go hang out with your gf and get laid. do SOMETHING. anything else.

>>733430356
as funny as you think that is, this isn't the place for it. go to /pol/ if you want to be an idiot to suicidal people. /b/ is where the truly desperate go.

>>733414737
don't do it

>>733414737
OP. I don't know if this is a joke but please don't. I've thought about it so many times. I've had so many shitty things happen. It's taken years and years for me to understand now, but I'm able to find small things to make me happy.

Just work on small shit at first. Find something you like doing. Find someone that likes the same thing. Reach out to people.

As bad as the feeling depressed is, once you get a few small things that bring you happiness, even for a little bit, you will feel better.

I hope I got trolled OP. If you're truly serious about this then I can only hope you'll hold off and attempt to find something small to make you happy.

Been there several times Op and i'm now loving life and don't give a shit about nuthin'.

Just to prove it can get better.

>>733430722
also dubs mean you have to fucking listen to me bitch.

Start small. Really small. Plz OP

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>>733422413
Thanks for being an organ donor! Don't fucking let them rot and become useless though, notify 911 right before you do it so they can come get your organs.

Since you aren't planning inn chickening out, who cares about a phone call?

>>733415699
Don't do this just build your own 12 gauge off of youtube tutorials. It's not too hard you only need a couple pipes and a firing pin to hit the primer to make a slam action shotgun. Or just tape a ball bearing or marble on the bottom of a 12 gauge shell, hold it to your forehead, and jam it against the ground.

>>733414737

what about disappearing for awhile and trying heroin or something. might as well do some weird shit before ending it.

Breath helium for a long time but if you fuck up you'll be retarded for ever

Dunno how you plan to do it, but you should get super shit faced before you do it. If you don't you might panic in the middle of it and it won't be as "peaceful" if you weren't drunk.

OP, are you still here? Please talk, I need to know the details of your situation.
Also your IP.

>>733414737
Jump off a 10+ story building or opiate over dose.

>Firearms deaths per year include suicides. More than half of the annual firearm related deaths are suicides so please just jump off a building instead of shooting yourself. Suicides reflect poorly on the firearm owners. Firearms are used twice as often in self-defense as they are used in assaults so they are inherently and obviously doing more good than bad. It's way less traumatic for your family too if you just jump.

Hello? Please answer.

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>make homemade gunpowder
>stuff it to the brim in a big red stick
>Make the fuse extra long or short based on how long you want to suspend your death
>Cartoon demise

>>733422413
You must have bonded out of jail since you were just arrested on the 16th?

>>733430990
You could just Rob a bank... If you get away you're rich. If you are about to be caught you can pull an airsoft pistol from your pocket and suicide by cop.

> It's like a win win

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>>733414737
become a veteran

>>733414737
How weird your initials are what a cartoon character would say!

just buy a welding gas tank (argon, co2, mixed) and breathe that until you pass out and die

Just travel to somewhere with a tall building, tape some sharp objects to your head if you think you'll survive the impact. Put some sweet music in a steel box while you fly to a dirt hole.

I think he's gone guys.
Whatever that will mean.

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>>733414737
Are you trying to get the real Dylan in trouble? Are you here OP?

Don't an hero with that epic beard!

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What's the worst that will happen if I post OP's full name?? Should I?

>>733414737
why you wanna kill yourself now, man? there could be war in korea any day now. there might be impeachment or martial law in the us with the whole seth rich and russia feuding going on in washington. and some camel fucker just blew himself up at a concert in the uk. There might be some serious, apocalyptic shit thats just right around the corner. Do you really want to miss that, simply because you could wait just a teensy bit longer?

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>>733414737
Gun might be top five best ways, but only if you put it in your mouth facing up and back, not at your temple. Guns are painful, but quick. The problem is that if you hit the wrong part of your brain, you could keep living for hours as a doomed, suffering, gurgling mess. Temple puts it at your frontal lobe, which won't be quick. Mouth puts it at the bits that run your heart and organs, as well as separating the rest of the brain from the spinal cord, making it much faster.

But if you want actual painlessness without it just being quick, look into exit bags. Suffocants like helium work by taking the CO2 and O2 out of your breath, then replacing it with something your body can't detect and isn't oxygen. Your brain can't actually detect oxygen levels, just CO2 building up from your body using oxygen up. It's why you'll freak out if you hold your breath, but suffocants just make you get dizzy and pass out. Then you die from oxygen deprivation, which is pretty much just like falling asleep.

Finally, if you want to go out with the least suffering using the most pleasurable method, overdose on injected opiates. Pills won't work, you'll puke them up and your liver failing will feel like agony, even through the painkillers. Think heroin overdose, but if you can get something out of a hospital pharmacy, that's obviously better. You want to overdose pretty hard here, this is going to feel so good that if you survive, you'll be addicted. I don't think a heroin addiction is going to improve the quality of your life. ODing junkies regularly complain about Naloxone ending their high while it saves their life.

Hanging, jumping, drowning, pills and most of the other methods are all either unreliable or just really, really bad ways to die. Shoutout to >>733414944 for referencing neurotoxins, the absolute worst way to die. Worse than burning to death or even convoluted executions like scaphism.

Death is a choice, but be aware that you are merely passing on your pain.

>>733432509
Well do you want this person to continue living?

This thread kinda makes me sick, I don't what to say besides don't end your fucking life you moron. Life is endless with what you can do, be glad to be given life even if it's horrible and you regret birth. Just follow your talents even if you're not sure, sacrifice whatever you can to do something fun for you.

>>733433570
Fine, since you think it might help. Dylan Owen Harding. Rockledge, FL.

that might be him?

facebook com/dylan.o.harding

>>733421743
If you don't mind me asking, how do you feel looking back on your life? I'm 20 and haven't done shit with myself. I haven't really had friends since middle school, and all I can think about is how much I'll regret having done nothing but feel sorry for myself

spoilers: it's datamining AI making these threads

don't fear death? cool, now "you're free!"

Car left on in the garage is the method I'm probably gonna use.

Just put on some favorite tracks, crack open one last bottle and drift off.

(I finally moved into a house with a garage this week! Wish me luck, anons!)

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>>733433145
whuchu mean by passing on my pain there, captain morgan?
kinda like one them eternity cyclin things?

>>733434813
That's him. Sorry Dylan

Donn says please don't do it Dylan

>>733414737
Grammas pain pills , take them all, draw smiley face on pillow case, put car over head.

>>733435462
I would advise against that. Car pumps a shitload of CO and CO2 into the air, which are the things that actually kill you. The CO2 sets off your panic response while you get CO poisoning and can't coordinate your limbs well enough to escape.

For reference, this movie scene was filmed by opening a glass tank with an oxygen tank (that green tank in the corner) in the middle of a CO2 filled room. The CO2 washed the oxygen out of the cage and the monkey could do nothing but panic and pass out. Car in a garage would be very similar, your numbed hands would be unable to grasp anything once you felt something was wrong.
https://youtu.be/-GUPttl07WM?t=25s


>>733435889
No, just that while there's no suffering without existence, others rely do on you to exist. With life come change and hope, but once you're dead, you're gone from their lives forever. It's a very deep wound to inflict on the ones you love and who love you.

Look in here. Please save me

>>733414737
barbed wire noose

http://spacecoastdaily.com/2017/05/arrests-in-brevard-county-may-17-2017-suspects-presumed-innocent-until-proven-guilty/

>>733414737
Usually you homos wait till about 9pm mst before these. Shit threads

>>733414737
Lol why would living people know that

retard

Liberal snowflake

>>733436494
>buying the nonconscious/nonexistence is possible meme
>in this madhouse of spiraling infinity
We all wish for it eventually, but keep dreaming.

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>>733436912
Yup, same I found. Since he is already out, it means it wasn't a big deal (and only 500$ bond)

>>733414737
Live a fulfilled life and die with no regrets

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RIP to the OP >>733414737

>>733437440
You're correct of course that it's impossible to actually die. Consciousness is a property of the information contained mostly in your brain, and that can be reproduced. If you accept the multiple universes interpretation of quantum mechanics, it's actually inevitable that you exist in an infinite number of other universes (every permutation of every possible pattern that is "you" exists across these universes). So every time you get hit by a car, there exists a version where the car misses you. Shoot yourself, the gun jammed. Even if the possibility is tiny, as long as it's possible, it happened. If your suicide can fail according to the laws of physics, from your perception, it will always fail.

But that's not compelling in the moment. They want a way out, and they'll be gone shortly enough one way or the other, be it through death or by changing and growing. I'm just advising how to minimize the suffering along the way.

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>>733431766
fuck you buddy

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>cntrl-f
>no mention of livestreaming

/b/ really is filled with newfags nowadays, isn't it? You guys are the type we'd use to call "moralfags". Where are the people encouraging OP to kill himself? Where are the greentext requests? Where are the insults?

>pic related

RIP Dylan. Before you go and drown yourself, remember:

There's a chance you will be hospitalized and braindead. Do you really want to live in that reality? Having to know that your disabled mom is crying over her son, with no one to care for her, while she contemplates pulling the plug? That wreaks hell on the psyche, anon. Do you really want to put her through that? How about your friends who'll feel like shit that they weren't able to stop you?

Coming from someone who's currently going through what you are; life is filled with meaningless conversations and 2D friends. Days that feel the exact same as the last.

But it's your job to spark interesting conversations; to connect with new, dynamic friends; and to ensure that tomorrow will be a better day than yesterday. Fuck this shit, and get some help. You may or may not regret it.

>>733414737
Go to a UK pop-trash concert.

This is the phone number 3216903988. Save him

Why are you doing this? You're too young to do this? Not everything in life happens within the first try, everyone experiences this. You have so many other windows opened for you and killing yourself isn't one. Take care of your mother and make life how you want it to be. Stop comparing yourselves to others and start making it your own.

>>733439363
Having fun watching your friends die for Israel?

Dylan and I have a FB friend in common (real person halfway between our respective states)... what are the fucking odds?!