What's the best simple food in the world?

cum

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>>733413323

>>733413244
bread with tomato paste and mint

>>733413244
Zwieback

bleach and lots of it for
>>733413323

good cheese

longpig

Jam on toast

ur mum

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>>733413323
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with butter

>>733413244
Is that a frozen bagel bite?

>>733414080
no, what's a frozen bagel bite?

>>733414080
thats brot with mett and zwiebels you degenerate untermensch.

Mett

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>>733414407

>Ebola

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>>733414247
>>733414297
Bruh I'm pretty sure you're just eating frozen bagel bites. Try putting them in the microwave for a couple minutes.

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>>733414700

It's raw, hacked, spiced pig meat.

>>733415387

That looks good except of the white shit and the top sauce. What's thta?

>>733415514
the green looks like its wasabi or guacamole

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>>733413244

>>733413244
obviouslt, freshly-baked, morning eaten focaccia

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>>733413244
Spagoot

>>733414152
would go down on if not a roastie

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soma d'aj
>bread
>olive oil
>garlic
>a pinch of salt

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Elegant, tasty, nutritious

>>733415192
You should try bagel bites instead.
They're bretty gud.

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Pea soup with ham. Accompany with whatever sandwich you like.

Saltine crackers

>>733413492
Genoa salami? So salty greasy delicious. I like mine on pumpernickel

>>733414356
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>>733416255

>murica

Sandwich of course, simple and yummy.

>>733413244
liquid potato

>>733413244
Nice bagel bite

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Italian import. Hard to get your hands on.

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APEfrican 'Skeeter Burgers

>>733413244
Sausage & fried-egg sandwich.

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>>733413244
My babushka would make this for me whenever I visited her in the old country. I miss her at times.

>>733416786
Mmmmm...extra west Nile sauce on mine please.

>>733415514
white shit

son thats an egg

Breads!

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>>733416896

>the old country

Are you some American retard or one of those annoying late expatriates?

>>733413244
Cheese on toast

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Pumpernickel bread with spinach dip. Aka monkey brains.

>>733416995

>white shit
>son thats an egg

Eggs are shit. Especially if they ruin an otherwise perfectly good burger.

Bread, tomato, raw garlic, and olive oil.

grass

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>>733413244

cheese pizza is the best easy food in the world.

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>>733417254
I eat that all the time, I like mine no veggies though.

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Made this when I first started losing weight last year. Realized I had to let it go.

>>733417497
Always baffles me how 'muricans don't butter bread. Everything's so dry in a butterless sandwich.

>>733417605
That's where condiments come in, he probably squirted a shit ton of ketchup on that sandwich.

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>>733417393

>grass

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>>733417605
>butter
ew, gross. That's just solidified fat.

>>733417804

got a problem with my food?

>>733413244
I love Mettbrötchen

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>>733417765
No, I didn't. I actually don't like condiments much. When I ate fries, I'd eat them plain. Same with hotdogs, and I'd scrape off mustard whenever I had burgers.

>>733413543
is that like a hotdog?

>>733417841
Fine layer. Veeery fine layer. Margarine, olive based spreads, all sorts of things that aren't actually butter. "Buttering," the bread is basically the act of adding any of those. They're not there for the flavour, just to make things perfectly moist (oi, oi!)

>>733414464
wtf is that

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>>733413244
Sensationell!

>>733417838
10 buck for a box of steak-umms?? wtf

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>>733418086
No thanks. I'm glad I gave up butter.

>>733416763
Cunt shit?

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>>733417605

>Always baffles me how 'muricans don't butter bread. Everything's so dry in a butterless sandwich.

Son, Americans don't put butter on anything. They put things on butter.

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>>733416105
pro tip leave laying on black t-shirt on the dash on a hot summer day dinner is served as soon as you get home from work.

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>>733418206
>>733418251

>>733417841
Butter=real cheese/milk/cream
Margarine=cheese whiz/coffee mate/canned whip "cream"

Understand now?

>>733417436
I would try the pizza in spaghettios

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>>733417436
nothing beats chicken melon soup.

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>>733418515
They can both contain lactose (another reason I gave them up).

Again, no thanks.

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>>733418533
There are four lights!

>>733417605
it's common to put butter on bread if it's just bread, on a sandwich it's usually mayonnaise or some sauce

>>733417605
That's a very general statement

>>733415779

Probably avocado, yeah. That looks like standard Mosburger fare. They're always putting fried eggs on their burgers. It's pretty good.

>>733416436
is that meteors killing Dino's in a forest?

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>>733413244

a banana!

>>733418768
Mayonnaise? Or miracle whip? Cause Helmans has mayo nailed down, whatever the fuck miracle whip is it sure isn't mayo.

>>733415779
what retard puts that much wasabi on anything? it's definitely guacamole

>>733418835
Chicxulub Impact event in food form

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>>733417466

Do they come back to life when you defrost them?

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Best food, coming through.

>>733414080
lol i was thinking the same and nope its not

>>733416896
fuck you. why did i KEK at this??

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Seafood is my favorite

>>733417466
This was from a grocery in LA. I think it got investigated and the meat confiscated

>>733417363
looks good, anon. over here in 'murica we call them hog crackers

>>733417497

Trying to lose a last little bit of weight myself. God, I miss bread.

Tacos. How has nobody said this already

>>733418959
Depends on the person, but it's usually one or the other. you're right about miracle whip not being mayonnaise, it's considered a dressing, but most people who use it just use it as a mayo substitute

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>>733419174

Good! 4.99$ for 454g of racoon is a total rip-off.

>>733414464
Still confused as to what this horrible pile is... or was.

>>733418744
dubschecked

The ice cube sammich made me lose it.

>>733413543
Am i the only one who gets this

>>733418206

When I make grilled cheese for my wife, she prefers that I "butter" the bread to be fried not with butter, but with mayonnaise.

Yeah, yeah, she sounds fat. It is pretty good, mind you, and probably lower in calories, even if it sounds odd.

>>733419169
what kind of fish is this

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>peppered salami
>brie
>charp cheddar
>whole wheat cracka ass crackas

>>733419745
i'd eat that

>>733413244
Pussy

>>733413244
Ham and cheese on toast

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>>733417466

Raccoons are the niggers of the animal kingdom.

>>733416921
Is it water? Water from the Nile? Nile water?

>>733420401
that's why they have the same nickname

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>>733419653

No. After one second in google I do get it as well. Wasn't worth the effort though.

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Where my balkan bros at?

Cevapcici are GOAT

>>733420401
raccoons are native to North America

>>733420631
nice

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>>733420708

>raccoons are native to North America

Are you really that dull?

>>733419169
Wicked hangnail.

>>733413244
Ham, cheese and then add whatever you want.

>>733414586
Ebola?
What?

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grilled eel

>>733413244
Best cheap simple meal?

Pasta, olive oil, some olives, and a sprinkle of cheese. You can eat a meal for under a dollar if had to

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>>733420684

>Where my balkan bros at?

In Germany breaking into homes.

>>733417804
Cats and doggos hobbos and retards pee and shit on it, you don't wanna eat that nigguh.

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>>733420965

>Ebola?
>What?

Ebola is transmitted to humans by consuming bats. Are you American? You at least sound that stupid.

>>733421067
Where is the meat tho?

>>733421075
Kek typical

>>733420502
heh

>>733418744
>Salty milk and coins
Kek

>>733413244
Apple

Just grab that shit from a tree and start eating

Lettuce tuna with pickle

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>kosher dawg
>spicy mustard
>wash it down with a cold shiner bock

>>733423194
Nicee

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get on my level

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>>733413244
Your search is over.

>>733414357

Looks like it already came out of someone's arsehole.

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>>733424528

>>733416255
>salt
>sodium

ya'll niggas love that shit BOI

>>733416204

Yeah, good fresh bread is right up there for me.

Makes me fat as fuck sadly.

>>733416501

I thought I was the only person who dips sandwiches in soup.

Food of the gods.

>>733413244
Your Mom

Any one else like canned sardines? Add some sliced onions and tomatoes and serve with crackers and its filling

>>733420444
>peanut butter
This. A simple chunky peanut butter sandwich. Can't go wrong.

>>733425821
>chunky
Fuck you. Smooth.

Spaghetti
Chili
Burgers
Chicken and rice
Yogurt and granola
The souls of the innocent
Dead kittens

>>733426156
>smooth
Smooth is for babbies.

>>733426797
Yeah, because peanut butter preference is a test of manhood, yo.

>>733424442
What's wrong with your teeth? Why does everything need to be mashed or cut up for you?