Hi /b/. How was your first kiss?

its funny
you think i have kissed a girl
is sad too

no clue
i was way too drunk

i kissed her penis before kissing her mouth

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>>733404477
I´m 19 and haven´t done yet...

Missed twice, came in pants

>>733404142
closed my eyes but missed, accidentally got shot by gavrilo princip

>>733404645
Still not gay

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It was good, very good.

Actually better than the first time I had sex. That was a bit of a disappointment, but the first kiss (with a different girl) was hot.

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My first kiss was pretty akward.

we were sitting in the living room and we both were kinda waiting for the other one to make a move. A couple of tiny pecks went through, but that was pretty much it.

I actually googled some guides for kissing the same day and met up with her the next evening again.

Turned out pretty well after that actually.

>>733404142
Got first girlfriend at 13. First day we just walked around holding hands. I was really nervous and couldn't get up the nerve to kiss her,. Finally when it was time for her to go home she just grabbed me and kissed me (NOT her first kiss).

I was surprised at first but got into it quickly. Couldn't believe how soft her lips and mouth were. Then she started using her tongue and it went to 10/10. I started using my tongue, sort of copying her at first then moving our tongues together,. Has no idea kissing would be such a turn on. Lasted about 5 minutes, then she had to go (I'd wasted all that time being too afraid).
Got together next day and spent the entire 4 hours together in my back yard kissing.

That day I also touched an ass for the first time
>Firmer than I thought!

And touched tits through clothes
>Softer than I thought!

Within a few weeks I was fingering her. I had NO FUCKING IDEA how soft and wet pussy was.

she wasn;t expecting it. i went up for a hug and made a move.

Wow, I literally can't remember my first kiss. It was almost 20 years ago and for the life of me I can't even remember who it was with. I guess the point is don't worry too much about it.

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>>733406255

>google was a thing when you had your first kiss

>tfw 21 years old and KV

Not bad. She ended up cheating but I didn't care cause she was starting to piss me off. Breaking up with her was satisfying cause I got to eat her chocolate

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>never

Kill me now

>>733404142
I was 12 and not into it really. Now I look back and think I probably could have done way more with that girl

Not bad. My ex grabbed me in her kitchen, put my hands on her hips, and she wrapped her hands around my neck and we just kissed for like a solid ten minutes until i was ready to fuck her right there on her bench but then her dad pulled in to the drive way so i had to sneak out her bedroom window

>>733407162
>got to eat her chocolate
Is this a sexual euphemism, or she left some chocolate at your place, you told her to go fuck herself and never return, and you claimed the chocolate as spoils of war?

>>733406454
Me again

Just as a side note I'd like to mention that this was the first girl to break my heart. We were together a month or so when she went on a field trip with her class - When they got back a friend of mine that was on the trip told me that she had been making out with another guy on the bus. Thought my world was coming to an end. Incredible how emotional we are at that age.

No regrets of course. Had lots of firsts with her, all very nice and nothing but good memories of her now.

>>733407395
This

Don't leave us hanging Anon!

>>733406973
the future is now old man

>hasn't had first kiss

I wonder what happens if you go on too long without having had a gf or kissing or still being a virgin.

>>733404142
not too bad, only problem is that it was a nigger. i was drunk out of my mind

kissed my brothers girlfriend, it was pretty good

>>733408210
I'm 25 btw in case no one was wondering.

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>>733407221
>>733407034
>>733404741
>>733404670
>>733404477

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>>733404142

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>>733404142
>she was drunk

>>733404142
I... I have never had one....

>>733408439
If you ever maneuver yourself into a position to have a first kiss or first girlfriend, DO NOT reveal your power level. Lie to her if you have to, but don't tell her she's your first.

>>733408743
OP here, I haven´t kissed anyone yet, I´m 19, It´s weird, I know, but I´m too fucking shy and afraid of it , It´s horrible.

>>733404142
It was good

still haven't kissed anyone
damn my damn life dammit

>>733408873
I plan on leaving it alone unless imaginary gf asks. I'm a terrible liar btw

>>733404142
Was a game of roll the bottle. Thought no girl would kiss. Then one actually did. It was a huge buzz for a little kid at the time

>>733404142
She was a smoker. I'm surprised i'd be able to taste the smoke sort of. And she told me to close my mouth a bit more. So i guess it wasn't that great. Lost my virginity to the same girl, on that same night, and wasn't able to finish on my first time either..........

We stayed together for almost a year.

>>733404142
Pretty nice, not the best kiss i got, but certainly the one i remember the most. I'll tell you about it, this might give some hope to a lot of kissless, handheldless virgin here since i was one, just read.
(pretyped somewhere, i just have to find it)

>>733409059
>I'm too fucking shy and afraid of it

do you mean you have a chance to do it but dont out of pure shyness?

or does your shyness not even matter because you'd not be able to find a willing girl even if you overcame yoru shyness?

>>733411416
>be me some time ago
>kissless 22yo virgin
>family's friends come to eat at our house one summer (they live very far away so we hadn't seen them for years, still, our parents are best friends)
>well those twins are looking pretty good, especially that one
>or is it this one?
>anyway she has great boobs for someone her size (95D for 1m69 in France, i'll let you search in your own system)
>meh, she is just parent's friend's daughter so i don't think too much about it
>knows her since she was 2yo so she is still just a little girl to me (i'm 5 years older)
>it's some music holiday where i live, so concerts all around town
>"Hey anon, why don't you take the girls to town so you can show them around?"
>Tomorrow? But i was supposed to raid BoT and Tot4W... Well i suppose i can go, some guy i was in highschool with was playing, and it's true that during summer the city is nice to walk in during the evening
>one of the twins doesn't come since she has to "work the next day" (i'll learn later it was just an excuse)
>so the both of us just drive there and spend the night listening to several bands singing, playing, and just walking around town. It was pretty nice
>i finally drive her home and tell her we can do it again the next day
>still no afterthought at this point, but the next day was our day off raiding, so why not spend it with a friend, after all she said she'd buy the food this time
>next day i pick her up and we go it some kebab
>don't want to spend the night walking around town again, want to watch a movie?
>"But there is nothing good right now"
>Well praise the internet, i have over 300 movies at home, so we go back to see what i can have that would interest you
>she picks LoTR 3 (extended version of course) because she never seen it
>it's on my computer which is in my room, so we lay on my bed me behind her
>whenever it gets really graphic she kinda roll away from the screen into my arms
1/2

>>733411531
No, I met some girls and I use to speak with them, but I don´t have two balls to tell her what I feel for her or go and kiss her.

>>733411826
For my first kiss/sex she initiated everything man... like she came over and slept over in my bed at my student flat during summer when all my flatmates had fucked off. feels bad not being an alpha honestly.

>>733407746
>>733406454
>Not being Kissless, hugless, Handholdless virgin.
lmao u loser

>>733411786
>when the giant spider appears, she refuse to look back until i assure her we won't see her again
>i'm still fucking clueless at that point
>i say it's over when she is wrapping Frodo in her web because LOL i made you look again
>she screams when she sees it and just holds on me for dear life (apparently she's really scared of spiders... woops)
>she finally falls asleep during one of the great battle after this scene (to draw Sauron attention away maybe?)
>all i can think about is that i'm lucky that such a beautiful girl is sleeping in my bed, this has never happened before
>too bad she isn't interested... (in the land of the blind ... i'm the fucking virgin moron)
>the movie ends and i cannot turn the computer off, she buried her face in my chest. Well i think it's time for LOTR round 2
>The battle for Minas Tirith finally wakes her up, it's the middle of the night
>she realizes what happened and apoligize, she never managed to fall asleep with someone, that's strange
>ok this is too much, with the very light clothes (it was summer remember? And she wasn't as dumb as me, this dress was revealing a little bit of cleavage, which on her was quite a bit) she has i try to go to second base
>i awkwardly try to at least
>she says that it's too quick
>But that i should kiss her first
>i'mokaywiththat.jpg
>lean in and kiss the first pair of lips ever
>Holyshitthisisheaven!
>i stop soon because i don't want to push it
>she asked why i stopped
>i told her that it was my 1st kiss so i didn't want to push it
>yeah repeating myself i know
>oh, she is flattered i was her first then, but then do i want to do it again?
>so push me on my back and tell me she will show me how
2/2

I know it's very long for a 1st kiss but it was a part of a longer story

Anyway the point is don't lose hope if you are virgin at 22yo, i ended up spending 5 years with that girl

>>733404142
At a club drunk
she was drunk as well and 14
6 or 7 other guys passed her around to

Well, you asked for it

>Be about 7 years old
>Raised by single mother
>Mom gets call saying she's needed at work
>Regular babysitter cant come
>Asks her brother to watch me and bolts
>Watch cartoons with Uncle "Bill"
>Feel sumthin funny
>Uncle bill is rubbing my dick through my pants
>I look up at him confused
>He suddenly grabs me face and starts kissing me
>His face is mashed into mine hard
>His tongue is in my mouth moving everywhere
>The stubble on his face feels like sandpaper
>His breath smells like garlic
>He pinches my dick so hard it bruises
>I cry the whole time
>Eventually he stops and goes to the bathroom
>Later comes out and acts like nothing happened
>Fixes me hotdogs for dinner
>Mom comes home and told I was good boy
>She asks about red stubble marks on my face
>He says it's a rash. Food allergy maybe?

Guess I should be glad you didn't ask about my first blowjob

>>733412778
Did you like it?

>>733404142
pretty drunk TBH
I wish I went farther with that girl, she was hot

>>733413941
Fucking hated it. He molested me for 2 years after that - Never told anyone.

He died of a heart attack a few tears ago. Happiest I've ever been.

It was prom night. She told me to close my eyes.

I was so taken aback that I stammered "th-thanks."

>>733404142
iirc we were both drunk and talking about something when I spontaneously kissed her but she liked it

>>733404142
I smashed my teeth against hers

We've been together for two years now

And yes it was sad how long I went being kissless

>Tell girl I like to meet me outside the place we were at
>She comes out and we chat for a bit
>Nervous as fuck
>She can tell something's up
>I tell her there's something I'd like to ask her
>She asks what
>Fucking nervous as fuck
>Tell her I like being her friend
>whatafuckingbeta.jpg
>She's like "ok"
>Get in car
>Drive away
>Start thinking about fapping back at home cuz I'm a pussy
>Fuck it grow a spine, faggot
>Drive back
>Text her to see if she'll come back out again
>She does
>Here's what I wanted to tell you
>Kiss her
>First kiss for me, oh shit nigga
>She slips some tongue, actually a lot of tongue
>FUck yes
>She says she's glad I came back
>This year was our 9 year anniversary.

>>733404142
Can't quite remember, I think I was 4 at the time, I think I liked it hehe.

>>733404142
Whats with everyone being this into it, did I just do it with the wrong girl?
Kissed the girl I was with to show her I ain't gay, kisses lasted for like 40-60 seconds with breaks inbetween since I kept getting bored. Closed my eyes at first but then just looked around at some graphitti that was there. I think I'm not gay

... Never kissed...

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>>733404142
>17 years old
>Awkward as fuck
>Go to best friends party
>His 8/10 sister is home from college
>Had crush on her for years
>She's supposed to be "chaperoning" party
>She's drunk as fuck
>She starts chatting with me
>Takes me by hand and sneak past her brother
>Leads me to her bedroom
>I get my 1st kiss 9/10 (sloppy but good)
>I touch my 1st boob 8/10 (small but nice)
>Touch 1st pussy 5/10 (it was too hairy)
>She starts fumbling with my pants
>Gets my dick out and starts to suck
>Suddenly it hits me what I'm doing
>I stop her
>Explain that she's my best friend's sister
>Tell her she's too drunk to be doing this
>She gets mad and tells me to get out
>I leave room and leave party
>See my best friend next day
>Racked with guilt I tell him the whole story
>mfw he said "Dude, you should have fucked her!"

>>733416409
>Kissed the girl I was with to show her I ain't gay
>I kept getting bored
>I think I'm not gay

I have some bad news for you

>>733404142

it wasn't

I'm still a KHHHV

Terrible, wasn't even a real kiss and she stopped talking to me afterwards

I'm a pretty good kisser now, so I'm not complaining.

>>733416428
same

>>733416320
kek, it hurts to live

>>733404142
Pretty awkward. My uncle seemed to like it though.

It was good I guess, I was like 10 so I can't recall

>>733404142
Still one of the best memories of my life. I was 6 years old, and the girl next door was leaving for vacation, I wouldn't let her leave because I'd miss her too much. Finally she kissed me way more passionately than was appropriate for my age. But it blew my mind and my whole body tingled, she left while I was speechless. She was seventeen, and it turns out both her and her brother were child molesters.

Not counting the time in the first grade where I girl pushed me down and kissed me. It was was on my 21st birthday.
>Bar literally down the street from my house
>Walk through the snow
>Arrival.jpg
>Sit down next to sexy as fuck woman
>Order drink
>She initiates the conversation and I mention it's my birthday
>She buys me shot after shot
>after 5th shot she gets touchy feely
>She asks me if I've ever kissed a girl, said no
>She tells me to go for it
>I aggressively push into her soft as fuck lips, knocking my teeth against hers
>She laughs and starts teaching me
>Hertoungeislikeasnake.jpg
>I'm fully erect now and she takes notice, rubbing my dick through my pants
>Internally I'm freaking the fuck out
>She takes my hand and escorts me to the women's bathroom
>There's like 15 fucking women in there and they all turn and look at us
>I get my first blowjob that night and she swalled my gigantic load

Got her number and now we live together 3 years later. Life is fucking random.

>>733416432
Saddest thing I've ever heard

>>733408439
Join a gym. Get a job. And join a social club. Get out into the world man. You're pathetic

My first kiss was cheesy as hell, I was 13 and she was a girl I had had a crush on since I was 4 years old, we had gotten our hands on a couple of 40s and had finished them like half an hour earlier and while neither of us were drunk we were both pretty giggly we decided to go for a walk even though it was snowing. We eventually stopped to sit on a jungle gym and I kissed her. She straddled me and we made out for a while. Overall I bet my experience was better than hers but she seemed t be having a good time so I don't worry about it that much

Teethier than i expected. I mean, it seems obvious now, but i was young and movies and porn seems to indicate kisses are very soft, but you've got teeth, god willing she's got teeth, and you aint getting at the tongue without addressing them teeth.

>>733414302
How hard do you have to cry to give a man a heart attack?

>>733417049
If real, that's great. Well done.

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>>733417668
This is her. She's 6 years older than myself, but she's cool as fuck.

>>733416409
You're a fag, dude.

>>733404142
I was 18, drunk and with a girl who had way more experience. It was in a park lying on the grass while our friends were swimming. Then I thought I loved her and facebook stalked her for like 2 weeks. She blocked me and I tried calling her like 5 times. I was beta as fuck back then. Totally worth it though, good experience for me.

>>733404142
I was 12, she was 16 and insanely hot. She got dared to french me and we sucked faces for like 20 seconds. Standing up, in front of like 6 people. Must have used up all my luck then coz I stayed virgin until 21

>>733404958
I feel bad for you, Franz. How's your wife's pregnancy going?

>b me
>18
>drinking with friends
>gets call from girl i used to work with
>invites us to party
>show up
>stand outside
>put arm around her and pull her close
>kiss her
>feelsgood.jpeg
>she says i was a good kisser
>everyone goes inside
>drunk me puts hand down her pants and fingers her
>kissing and finger her
>im a legend
>friends run outside and throws up everywhere
>we stop and i kinda get clock blocked
>10/10 was a good time
>still take her on dates and shit
>shes like a 7/10 if i would rate her

>>733404142
Drunk

>>733404525
same here. we both were drunk it was a terrible attemp more like.

fist kiss was with my cousin. long story short, it was sloppy and wayyy too wet.

>>733412128
la suite

>>733416409
You are a faggot mane

>met her at abroad
>we study at the same city
>be friends
>hanging out real nice
>go to a trip with a group
>get drunk
>kissing her neck but not from lips
>she has a boyfriend
>days go by, still hang out and neck kissing
>one day im in her room
>said I wanna kiss you
>start kissing
>she started crying
>because remembered her bf
>fml
>first girl I kissed cried

im an asshole for doing that tho

>>733418731
Oh come on i waited a bit while getting ready to sleep and turned off the computer litteraly 9min ago... But i'm kind of insomniac so i can get back up

I was 15 and I met this girl that day via a mutual friend and she got really into me for no reason and kept asking for me to kiss her but I didn't like her and long story short I was pretty much raped on my bed

>>733419088
Ok

>>733418945
Nah, she's an asshole for cheating on her bf. You're not responsible for another consenting adults actions. Well, it might have beem kinda dick move if they had kids or a family or something. Anyway - she fucked up, you were just fucking around. Don't beat yourself up about it.

>be in 6th grade
>spending the night at neighbors house
>his sister is 3 years older and she has a friend staying over as well
>we were all playing truth or dare I think and his sister dares me to make out with her friend in the closet
>she goes in also to make sure we do it
>friend is hot, probably 8/10, little taller than me because she has 3 years on me
>we make out for like 5 minutes solid, boner is hitting critical mass
>we stop, my friend thinks it was gross what we did and says I should brush my teeth
>that night while everybody is asleep we make out again on the floor of my friends room
>all night I'm making out with this chick
>only grab her ass a little because I'm so nervous
>I wish I could relive that moment and just rail the fuck out of the girl

I was 16 and she was like 13 and from Czech Republic. God bless that vacation

>>733419198
thanks man, I needed to hear this. she treated me like I was the only one who were wrong and I should've been the one who stopped doing it.

I mean why would I stop?

Today. She was my mom.

At the time it was really awkward, but after a day or two I realized it was pretty awesome. She was my babysitter, I was 8, she was 15.

>>733419425
Thats kind of young...

>>733419490
Mind games at their finest. Just blame all the stuff in the guy like she's a fucking mindless blown up doll that is just waiting there to be used. Fuck that. You wanna be treated equally - act like a fucking adult and tale responsibility for your stupid ass. I think I got mad.

Kiss not needed. Bce тeлки - шлюхи!

Kiss not needed.TNN vse tyan shluhi blya

>>733419196
And here we go with the rest of that story, i know it could be told a little bit better but i was a drunk when i wrote it and don't want to work on it now.

3/8

>I'm in love
>spend the rest of the night kissing her
>finally bring her home at 7am so she's back before parents wake up
>but she has to leave the next day... God WHY?
>i don't care i'll see you next time right? But we don't come back here before next summer...
>then i'll come next holidays (3 months from now)
>we start a LDR aided by skype that will last 2 years while she finishes highschool
>i go see her whenever i have holidays from work or she comes when it's hers. So we see each others every 2-4 months
>she finally graduates and moves just one hour away now
>WOOHOO SEX EVERY WEEKEND BITCHES
>one year later, everything is going great. I asked without really thinking about it "If i asked you to be my fiancée what would you say?"
>she sits up faster than my cat when it hears is bowl "Wait are you asking me what i think you are asking me????"
>i realize what i said, "Maybe"
>"OMG YESYESYES more inaudible words"
>i don't have a ring or shit so i use my hairband as a ring (so smooth...)
>life is bliss, pretty cool job, nice coworkers, and a loving (now) fiancée
>always saying how much we love each other, this will be forever blablabla
>she starts another year of university, since the housemarket is crazy cheap around here we start to talk about buying a house here for when she's done with her studies since i would be glad to still work where i do for a long time
>during the week she is away studying, so like any sane man with an internet connection would do i look at porn and take part in some thread on some other board on this website
>ends up chatting with some of the frequent posters, especially one who liked my work quite a bit

>>733419731
It's like women wants to be hated by men.

>>733404142
Not too bad.
>Kissed a qt3.14 Sandy haired shy girl in like... 7th or 8th grade
>Dated till like 9th grade
>Haven't kissed anyone since.
>6 years I think.

>>733419978
4/8

>she isn't really my type (really fat), but she has nice tits, and more importantly it seems i'm one of the few reasons she doesn't kill herself and let her little child alone
>i talk with her more during the week (on another skype account, i'm not crazy) and try to make her feel better. After all she DID have nice tits and some nice aspects to her personnality (with a lot of bad, really bad ones but hey, the personal touch made her tits better you know what i mean i think)
>on the fiancée side, everything is going better and better, spend the whole summer (well 4 weeks but that's all i get) with her family in the south of Italy, i love her more everyday, the sex is getting better and better (after a veeeeeery slow start)
>I managed to made her squirt (which is my biggest fetish), one of the best moment in my life
>beginning of next school year (i might have gone back and forth in time sorry), things continue to go this way
>one day she comes to pick me up from work (she had an extended weekend and she needed the car to buy some stuff)
>she is very silent, barely saying hello to anyone when we get out of the store
>on the way home i ask her what's wrong, you can guess the answer "... Nothing... . . ."
>i can clearly see something is bothering her so i try a few more times during the evening (one of her friend was having a really rough time with a trial, suicide attempt and everything i thought it might be that)
>i cook and we eat in utter silence, and then straight to bed
>she lies away from me
>ok something is clearly really wrong, i ask one last time
>she starts to cry
>what was bound to happen happened
>i knew this would blow up in my face, in some corner of my mind it was always there
>she didn't say anything yet but i knew what it was. I knew it from the moment she got out of the car at work
>"... did you think i would never find out...?"
>i'm speechless. My brain, my heart, my whole body just stopped at that moment

>>733420078
5/8

>she wasn't even yelling or anything. But it was even worth
>i ask her what she read
>she had read the whole thing. Months of tame, but sadly mainly not so tame conversation
>the one that was too much was the fact that "the only reason i'm not sucking on YOUR nipples right now is the distance"
>i just want to die right then and there. I live pretty high on my building and it was still pretty hot weather so we were sleeping with the windows open
>i consider jumping out of it for a moment
>then i just break down crying too and try to apologize and explain what it was, nothing serious, just harmless (or so i thought) fun during the week. Plus the fact the i actually stopped her from cutting her veins in front of her child one night
>we talked, we cried, we talked some more during most of the night
>we end up in each other arms, i honestly can't remember if we had sex that night
>the next morning i cut all communication with that account, and make everything in my power to get her to forgive me
>things slowly get back to normal after that, even if she wasn't into freaky kinky shit she was still pretty hungry for sex, which i took for a good sign
>but a few months later she becomes a bit more distant and stressed, but with the approach of her "finals" it seems logical. She wasn't from France and was barely over the average all year, so she has to study hard if she wants to pass
>i'm sure she will, like she did last year. She freaked out for a month and passed (not by much), but still much better than a lot of french born student
>but this only get worse with the time. She even spends a weekend away "to focus on her revisions" (this didn't happen once since she arrived in France)
>finally she says that she needs some time to think about "us", she has so fucking much on her mind yadda yadda yadda
>whatever you want, take as much time as you need (i was blind at the beginning but i can see that i'm losing her, and i can't stand the idea)

>>733420131
6/8

>In the end, after almost 4 years (well i know exactly after how long but ...) she breaks things up, but it wasn't the yelling, throwing things kind of break up, rather the "we each need to go our own way" one.
>this happened a few weeks before summer, and once she came back from her holiday i went to see her again (she was staying at a friend's house close to me)
>we talk all evening and i decide to sleep there because it's too late to drive back home (i'm lazy, but moslty i wanted to stay where she was, even if it wasn't the same anymore)
>we end up sleeping in the same bed because we were talking and she can fall asleep mid sentence when she is really tired, and in her defence it might have been around 4am.
>we both missed each other but it was clear that this would never ever be the same again between us. Still we longed for each others contact after the break up.
>so much so that she seems to be having a nice dream, or maybe i'm just imagining things. I might be dead tired but there is no way i'm sleeping tonight. This might be the last time i have her arms wrapped around me and her smoking hot body just right against me.
>to make things even better/worse, summer time again meant we were burning (around 30-35°C at night), so i was just wearing a boxer short, and she was in her tshirt and undies.
>but no it was not the lack of sleep playing tricks with my head, she IS starting to moan. And even grind against my thigh (that i might OR might not have strategically place between hers)
>Oh my FUCKING god i missed that sound so much. But no, things are over, just enjoy it while she sleeps and move on... Or not
>i start moving against her a bit more so she really grinds against me, and i know that she is getting closer to orgasm. After all i've seen it countless times during the last few years
>when she is just moments away i start to kiss her and move even more so she wakes up right before she cums

>>733420202
7/8

>still half in her sleep she rides it, really enjoying the feeling of her 1st orgasm in the past month or so
>not really thinking, i move her on top of me and start "dry" humping (which is so far from how we were at that moment but anyway) and kissing her even more, removing her tshirt so i can finally taste her sweat covered godly breasts once more
>she is close to a second one, my brain has melted right now and my dick is doing all the thinking
>i remove her panties and my boxer so we can both feel each other even more, holy shit she is so fucking wet...
>that's too much, i have to take her right now. I try to raise her just a little bit so i can get it in the right position but she stops me
>Ohnopleasekillmenow.exe
>"Wait i'm not on the pill or anything anymore..." Oh shit right
>but wait i should have a condom in my wallet (always go out prepared kids!), let me get it it should be in my bag next door
>i get up and rush through the dark house that i don't know, kicking a door in the process and (almost) not noticing it
>i fumble for this motherfucking wallet and finally find the rubber
>i came back triumphant, already unrolling it onto my still rock hard dick (i didn't do anything else than jack off a few times either since we broke up), to find her sitting with her arms around her knees
>OWHELLNO.mp3
>"I don't think this is a good idea anon . . . "
>Are you sure? You know how it could hurt when we stopped this close to orgasm, maybe we just do it this time and see were it leads us, just 2 friends relieving some stress with each other?

But this was hopeless. This was the last time i was close to her like this.
So this is to say, to all the anons around here who MIGHT be in a situation similar to this one, if you DO love her/him, please, for your own sake, don't do this. You will regret it so fucking much.

>>733420327
8/8 Aaaaand i'm done

I didn't really believe in Love like you can hear about it, being so strong it physically manifest, but i can assure you, i swear, when i realized how much i hurt her, or when she finally broke up with me, i felt pain. I lucky enough that i've never been in a severe car accident, or shot, or anything like this, but this hurt more than anything i can think about. It's so oppressing. So just enjoy your couple while it last, i know i did, i just wished it never ended.

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>>733404142
>be me grade 5 (school is K-5)
>have "gf" in same class as me had been "dating" for a few weeks, she was a lil qt from a french family
>have fuck-huge field at my school big enough for two full soccer fields and then some
>be walking perimeter of field with gf holding hands for the first time
>we end up under one of the soccer goals
>I'm turned on by holding a girls hand in a romantic kind of way, tell her I want to kiss her
>"aha I wanna kiss you too anon"
>kiss her on the lips for the first time, was both of our first kiss
>I had had erections before and had laughed and talked about them with friends, but this was different as my cock was so hard that it hurt and I thought it was actually going to rip through my shorts
>we giggle and hold hands going back to class door
>one of those lame ass recess supervisors with reflective vests comes up and scolds us, tells us to stop holding hands and takes us to the principal's office because she saw us kiss
>we both have to talk to the principal but he's pretty chill about it, tells us to wait until next year at middle school to kiss
>lol k
>go back to class feeling like a pimp, continue to kiss gf at recess for remainder of the year until I moved away the next spring

I didn't get a boner that hard again until I started fucking when I was 16, for some reason she got me diamonds and we were both like 10 years old

pic kinda related

>>733419983
I don't actually think it's a gender think. There's a plenty of assholes on both sides that would just look for any excuse to shift the blame and feel better at themselves. It's fucking easy. IMO most of people are pieces of shit in general, not deserving 5 minutes of your time.

I was ten and he was like six
I'm not gay

>>733404142
We were drunk, she pecked me on the lips.

I've never kissed anyone since. That was 10 years ago.

I'm 34 now.

>>733420385
Wow a jpg as big as your dick. Impressive.

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>>733420357
>>733420327
>>733420202
>>733420131
>>733420078
>>733420000
>>733419978

>>733420459
was this last week?

>>733420389
true that, but you were worth wasting my 10 mins to chat on 4chan. Thanks sir Anon, have a bloody nice night!

>>733404142
spin the bottle after our highschool prom

>>733420611
Same to you, peace

>>733420602
ten yrs ago boi
that kid was weird man

>>733420598
Well if you're the one who asked for it yes.
Otherwise just read the last part

>>733420357
Damn dude that was worth reading
Merci

>>733420801
yes, im sure you are weird

was with my fat fucking ex and i regret the entire relationship

>>733420910
De rien, happy that my greentext can entertain, and maybe help someone avoid my mistake

>>733404142
33 and still waiting for that special someone

>>733421076
almost a wizard

>>733421076
youre not missing out on anything

I was apparently unconscious and covered in vomit, according to my friends anyway. I'm sure it was horrible though. She turned out to be a dick sucking whore anyway. Why do you ask?

>>733421289
your vomit?

>>733421444
Yeah it was. Fucked up on cheap beer, passed out on top of a woodpile, barfed all over myself. I'm sure I looked super hot!

>>733421817
all the eggs nigger

>>733421076
I don't have your strength I would have killed myself before that point

my first kiss was pretty unforgettable. i got off of football practice. had a date shortly after, i was still kinda smelly from practice but i guess it didnt matter. we hit it off, we went back to my place afterwards, made out a little bit, got my cock sucked too (that was also a first). too bad he moved away less than a month later

>>733422050
It was mostly calamari actually.

>>733404142
She shoved her tongue down my throat immediately. It was good though.

>>733414302
>He died of a heart attack a few tears ago

How poetic, anon-kun

>>733404142
I tasted green beans on her breath fml

>>733422637
>a few tears ago
Maybe anon is trying to tell us something? Maybe anon means tear like tearing apart. Anon killed him.

This thread destroyed my soul.
I'm 37 KV

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>>733423393
You mean like, took out his heart?