how do i ask my friend that i've known for 4 years for ass pics?

>>733380129
Bump for interest

you don't faggot. unless your really good friends and don't think it'll ruin your relationship

>>733380129
Is that friend really a friend?
I mean If you are asking here you have no intimacy with him or her?

>>733380129
"I wanna see your tight little ass, send me a pic bent over in the mirror"

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You: "Send me some pics of your ass"

Her: "no" = don't get pics "yes" = get pics and potentially fuck

>>733380371
honestly just say this. If she gets offended or anything you say "What, can you blame me?"

say "pls send ass pics"
if she says no pretend you were joking

>>733380465
In addition, after exchanging a few messages on the subject send her one of your ass, (cheek not hole ffs)
"See you wanted to see mine don't even deny it"
Then progress to tits and dick then pussy and finally a masturbation vid (her or both its upto you) just be playful.
The tagged comment was mine btw no troll

>>733380465
>>733380371
>>733380642
Me and you are gonna get this boy laid.

Or he's a fat troll.

don't listen to these faggots if you have anything with her then just be like "send me a booty pic" but only if the time is right and shes already got her pants off because shes getting in the shower or something

>>733380742
Shut up you cunt, if he waits for the right time he'll be taking post mortem snaps

Just fucking ask if she says no then you move on.

>>733380444
Trips of truth.

You don't it will literally never happen she will never send you those pics, however you could buy a cheap spy camera and try and install it in her house if you have access

>>733380742
How would he know that she's got her pants off without being with her? If he actually knows, that'll be creepy to her, so not very helpful.

>>733380465
>>733380705
>>733380742
>>733380850
I forgot to mention: she walks around her house naked all day because of the heat nowadays. she's usually home by herself and constantly tells me she's getting undressed. Here's the catch tho, she lives in new york and i live in north carolina.

-OP

>>733381038
In that case, ask for them.

>>733381038
And fucking what?

ASK HER FOR A PIC OF HER TIGHT LITTLE ARSE BENT OVER IN THE MIRROR,
THEN ASK HER TO SHOWER AND COOL OFF AND ALSO TAKE PICS.
SHE TELLS YOU SHE IS NAKED SHE WANTS TO FUCK. MAKE HER MASTURBATE ON CAMERA, JUST BE SMOOTH LIKE IN THE OTHER COMMENTS FUCKS SAKE

>>733380642
>>733380465
>>733380371
>>733381038
The second one has never been more relevant
The third is genius

The first is an idea from the gods.

>>733380371
>>733380465
>>733380642
Fucked it up
Do it in this order send screenshot or I'm out.

>>733381379
can't do it right now we're both in school. Another thing, would a 2-3 yr age gap would make things weird? these suggestions are more than helpful though, thank you all.

-OP

>>733381038
So your friend is an old hairy man

if you are an artist say you need some perspective and find her ass to be perfect subject matter, then if she shares send her your goods and say you made me like diamonds. Life is too short to not fuck people. Get out there and fuck!

>>733380302
faggot

>>733381543
Define age gap (who's younger? And how old is she?)

I'm gonna say this one more time ask her outright and stop being a faggot.

Send her it in school.
She'll do it.

Just literally type "send me a picture of your tight little ass, I've been thinking about it while in class."

You either get one or not, stop wasting time and pussying around like the faggot you are

>>733381543
Tell you what send me her number I'll fucking do it.

Pussy ass bitch.

>>733381774
on it, post replies as soon as i can

-op

>>733381929
Fucking liar.
Screen shot now.

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>>733382003
I want to die

>>733381038
next time text "prove it"
if she does, you can ask for ass pics

>>733382357
are you a girl? or is this a dude

>>733382495
she's a girl and i'm a guy

>>733382357
Be more aggressive.

Tell her "If staring at your ads makes me gay, then we should meet at the pride parade" or something to that effect.

Roll with the fucking punches

>>733382729
*ass

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>>733381038
>>733380129
1. Start to talk about underwear
Ask her some shit about underwear or try to bring it up to topic. Tell her something like DANG CANT FIND MY JAMMIES nvm found them and send her a pic of whatever goofy jammies you got. Shell hopefully sleep with panties
2. ask to see her jammies
3. start doing dumb girl poses while taking selfies of your own pijamas
4. she will immitate
5. ??????????????
6. profet

>>733382729
ill give it a shot

-op

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now we wait

>>733382887
Improvise and put it in your words but make sure it packs a punch. You want her to read it and get wet.

Punchy but not creepy is an art that not all can master. Good luck, anon

>>733383088
JUST A PRANK BR000

HEY WANNA GO OUT
no sry
NVM JUST A PRANK BR0 =))))

>>733383088
cringey as fuck dude. wow

>>733383088
You fucked up already too late now. You need to ease into asking preferably when she has been drinking

>>733383088
My only criticism is that you danced around the issue with the "lmao it's just a prank"

It's not a prank. You want to fuck this girl, yes? Don't fool yourself. She can see the hollowness and superficiality of that message as much as I can.

Be up front. Let her know what you want. Dont play this safe or you'll weird her out. She won't know where you stand

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>>733383187
we say this shit ironically all the time though. were not fucking autists

>>733383088
This is embarrassing. You will never get anything now

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>>733383334
>> were not fucking autists

it's just a prank bro lmao

>>733380129
yeah, just dont. Unless youre dating this person you should just fuck off.

You fucked up.

>kys

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she left me on read

>>733383088
Ya blew it OP. You fucking imbecile.

>Just a prank xD

>>733383534
>t. Roastie

No, you fuck off. I've turned girls from the friend zone. If you were in my friend zone I would have already fucked you in the ass.

>>733383088
i bet youre fat

>>733383088
Its practically an art to take a decent suggestion, and fuck it up so badly with so few words. But it seems like every one of these threads does it.

>>733383088
you are a tragic specimen friendo

"hey gurl, heheh, send nudes" then put a lenny face.

>>733380129

Breaking News:
>Local fat faggot asks girl for ass pic.
>Girl reminds him hes in the friend zone
>He laughs it off like a beta faggot
>More on his plans for suicide at 11

>>733383949
Heheh yissss I like this better than the rest of the entire thread

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Posting high quality ass because OP never delivers

All shit talking aside, if this fails (and it probably will at this point) learn the following lessons:

>1. Dont be a pussy. Girls like men who take chances and say what they mean.

>2. Dont ever allow yourself to be in a girls friend zone. She should be in your friend zone only if you're in a relationship and she's a backup. And even then, she should WANT to fuck you. Otherwise, get rid of her

>>733383088
its sad and cringy to the max but educational

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>>733384223
you probably have no friends

>>733383334
>cant get chick cause cringy and retarded
>go to be cringe and retardation emporium
>ask for normie advice
>get said advice
>resume beeing cringy and retarded
>its just pretending
>im actually not retarded guys rait guuuuyssss?? XD

>>733382357
Lol fucking shot down op

>>733383334
Go to the bathroom and send her a dick pic with the comment "told you I was thinking about you".

>>733384223
>get rid of her
because befriending someone because they didn't give you something you want sounds like a genius idea

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>>733384311
Kek

Am I supposed to be offended? My advice is sound. Anyone who has been a man for a day longer than his thirteenth birthday would tell you the same.

And quite frankly I have no interest in befriending women that I want to fuck. That's not real friendship -- it's a sad lie based upon beta faggotry.

>>733384583
this

>>733384704
If it's an online thing yeah.
There are tons of young sluts that put out. If she doesnt stop wasting time and find someone else who will

Jusk Ask
Hey can u make a Pic of your ass for ME please?

>>733384704
girls are not worth having as friends unless there is the chance of fucking them. I thought this was pretty universal knowledge for dudes

>>733384583
Only solution left OP that doesn't make you a coward

>>733384934
Or you would fuck them.

I'm not going to be friends with an unattractive girl even if they would let me fuck them

I think the best part about this is he isn't using a screen grabber and it shows up every time he screenshots chat.

>>733382623
fucked. but not actually hahahahahaha

>>733382357
Lol screenshot. Now she knows youre sharing it or being pervy

>>733384934
No, you've got it backwards. You should demonstrate interest in a woman you're attracted to by flirting within the first hour of meeting her.

If you don't set it up to be more than a platonic friendship then you're begging for the friend zone.

It's posts like yours that are responsible for the hordes of beta orbiters that can be found around even a 6/10.

>>733385204
you misunderstand, I am referring to a friends with benefits situation. I should have phrased that better. of course platonic friendship with girls is ridiculous

>>733383088
u had on job, listen to ur senpais n u fuking blew it. ur a man not a fucking "guy". that makes females ur natural prey lil bro. have some confidence

>>733381038
Last time a girl told me she was walking around her house naked it ended up with me at her house with my dick in her mouth. Girls say that when they are interested. Fucking go for it next time

>>733385362
Awe, well then we can agree.

Poor, Op. This is going to stick with him for a long, long time. Hopefully it makes him rethink some things about how he carries himself around women.

>>733383088
You can't back out like that!!! STICK WITH YOUR GUNS YOU PUSSY

>>733385674
Naw, Op has fled. I can sense it in the air.

>>733380129
I haven't talked much with the girl but ended up getting an ass pic

Pro tip, build up to sex then ask for an ass pic

>>733380129
Don't ask...demand. Tell her she is going to give you ads pics. She will respect you.

friend? 4 years? OP this shit don't works like that, if you want booty pic ask girl you know week or less, 4 years? you should think about relationship... if you like her and she like you, AND then booty pic is no problem, but... "we are just a friends" nah nah nah she don't give you booty.... she may gives you heart... AND booty c:

>>733385611
yeh, sound like he needed a reality check if he's been friends with her for 4 years. I remember when I was in my early teens thinking the way to get in with girls is through friendship. lame, naive times indeed

>>733385776
I just want something to jerk off to tbh

>>733384704
beta detected

>>733385875
Put a hidden cam in her bathroom like everyone else.

>>733385719
still here lmao

-op

>>733380129
You really shouldn't.