You come home and see this.
What do?
>>733377571
Spray water on them as notice to keep them off my bed!
"What did I fucking say about getting on the bed?!"
>Come on lets make some more kittens.
>>733377571
say MEOOW :3 and play kitty house with them what else would I do OP
>>733377571
360 multiple times on my toes.
>>733377571
I'd check for peepee.
After I conclude they're not men, I'd make them sign a statement and fuck em until my dick needs surgery from exhaustion.
>>733378301
Cringe personified.
>>733377571
Get pissed because I can't sleep and pretend I'm dead.
>>733377571
> come home
> weeaboos in bed
> sheets in disarray
> their shitty little girl tv shows on the tube
> lazy neets layabouts lazing away
> throw them in the street and tell them to get a job
> let them to pull themselves up by their stupid japanimation socks.
>Go all Aloha Snackbar
>Sodomize the infidel catwomen
>Yell praises to the prophet as I blow up inside them
>Then go an eat some Chinese food.
>>733378204
This is totally my fetish. Need moa!
>walk in
>see this
>wonder where I am
>decide not to waste a good accident
>whip out muh dick
>start slapping it on their ankles hard as hell so I don't actually get hard
>reel it in and zip up
>walk out
>take a cab home
>make dinner
>>733378603
Hardcore
>>733378590
Slavery should be legal again. But only to willing slaves and born slaves.
Should have people who owe you money and can't pay become slaves. (inb4 capitalism enslaves us all) Or you can out your children up for slavery and make some money.
Heavy training to make sure they are good slaves who will submit to whim and not rebel.
I'd dig that.
>>733377571
>Weeaboos fantasy.
I would fuck them and make them speak jap all the time even if I dont understand it, make a video of this shit and then sell it to weeaboos, profit
If slaves were legal and you knocked one up, would you make it your slave too? Sell it? Or would you raise it as your own?
Be kinda fugged.
>"Dad why is mom a slave?"
>She was raised that way.
>"Why do you treat her like a dog though?"
>You'll understand when you're older.
And when you die your kid inherits his mother. Kek.
An I carrying this thread or what? Anybody gonna bump or contrib?
>>733377571
Start banging some pussy. Ba dum chh
>>733378844
> eople who owe you money and can't pay become slave
WELL THATS HOW MOST MODERN SLAVERY WORKS
>paris ghettos
Wonder where the third one went.
Obviously tie them up so they can't leave
/k/ is right. We need Rhodesia.
Founded on the principle of gun rights and freedom. Freedom to own slaves. Yay.
Call for my mom to get them out of my room
Make slavery no longer about race.
>White ones sell better.
Have a discussion about their father.
Here's a fave
>>733379132
Never was in need of source like today
>>733377571
no cats allowed on the bed
spray with my spray bottle mixture of tap water and clorox bleach like my other cat
>>733380715
Sorry bro don't got one. Reccomend reverse search.
>>733380202
slavery has never been about race. do you think africans were the first slaves on earth or something?
>>733377571
Realize this is not my house and hurry the fuck outta there before the cops come and leroy jenkins my ass
No you idiots....You pet the kitty.
Open the door, get on the floor...
>>733377571
Have sex. Cum inside. Fap to that day for years to come.
>>733380202
Well, there were fewer of them
>>733377571
"Prego my Eggo"
>>733377571
Depends. If they don't have a dick, I'll kick them out. If they have, I'll still kick them out. The difference is, I'll feel sort of guilty for the latter, but I ain't normie and a wizard I shall be in 8 years. THOTS MUST GO AWAY.
1/2
2/2
Last one unless somebody else starts postin.
>>733380081
Diamond
>>733383818
Can relate
>turn 120° and moonwalk away
So when are we going to gene splice women and cats to create catgirls with no rights we can use as slaves.
>>733384817
soon, very soon
>>733385118
good woman are boring and have no other use to me other then sexual release.
*tips hat good day chaps*
I've actually been in a situation similar to this at a furry party. They were chubbier tho and there was a dude with a wolf tail.
And we woke up like that, not came home
>>733384817
Woman are going to be upset most not all woman are pretty dull and boring aside from the sexual release which comes at a very high cost i see a cat/human female that i can use as a pocket pussy aside from forcing her to clean my home and work for free this seems great and if she can be bread i can sell the young for a profit win/win
>>733384817
I will pamper mine and take care of her like a perfect lover.
>>733378344
Ballet dancer?
get the flame thrower
Damn sure are a lotta furries on /b/ today.
Trespassers will be shot on sight
>>733386477
dubs of cowardice
>>733385934
You woke up with a fat dude and a but plug in your ass?
>>733387961
Girls with tails ate cute, but fucking a real dog is better.