What is the most rebellious thing you have ever done, anons?

>>733375424
Smoked a marijuana

>>733375424
quit my engineer job to become a full time professional gang bang organizer.

>>733375424
fucked best friend gf and he still do not know about it

Drank from milk carton

>>733375747
greentxt plox

I worked a shitty job at a factory that i hated. I found new and better work elsewhere, never told anyone at my work. Then when the day came to leave my old job i stole many things from the factory before i left for my new job. Just disappeared from my old work xD

>>733375424
Fucked four hookers at once

I didn't seed my torrents

got expelled from highschool for kicking a window in and calling my principal a nigger

>In computer lab, doing some assignment between hours
>see someone has left their resume saved in there
>open it, edit and delete a bunch of shit. Adding some lowcase cursewords
>leaving to go to class, see a girl and her friend entering the lab
>hear them "yeah i just have to send them the resume that i saved there real quick and then we can go".
>they start sitting on the computer i was on
will i ever be stopped?

drank grapefruit juice out of the carton

also graffiti art and burnt an abandoned building down.

I once listened to a rape on a nearby nature trail from my apartment widow, idk if this counts also idk how the cops weren't called she was screaming bloodcurdling murder screeches for like 3 mins followed by crying/whaling for another 10

>>733375985
>fucked best friend gf and he still do not know about it

I frequented a gay club with a gay best friend for two years and regularly hooked up with (straight female) qt's there with zero competition

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>>733378276
>devilish

>>733375424
stole my mom's car and ran away from home

Being born

>>733375747
Kill yourself

>>733375424
Had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>733375424

MOAR MINAH

>>733378863
kek

>>733375424
smashed some niggers door with a bike, was gonna beat the shit out of them but they jumped out balcony, I fuck'd up their entire home though

stole some pringles

Shuffled a deck of cards for a poker game. Left the Joker and rules card in.

Tie between tow things

First, smoked weed in front of an on duty cop

Second, put shrimp in the hub caps of my bosses car

I broke a window at the elementary school I used to go to.

> be german
> grow up in france
> go to german foreign school
> still have to learn french
> hate it with a passion
> still end up in advanced class
> teacher dislikes me cause i hate french and never do anything
> after 6 years of half-assing it, I want to get transfered to easier class
> teacher arranges it and make snide remarks about my inability
> buckle down for the res of the year and mostly get As
> teacher sits me down
> "anon you've really progressed since the begin of this year, do you really still want to transfer?"
> "Yes, I told you, it's not that I can't speak french. I just don't want to."
> leave
Was about 14 years old at that time.

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>>733375424
Broke a policemans nose but not intentionaly
>plain clothed police man
>2 am in the morning walking to taxi rank
>hear a girl screaming for help
>follow screams
>fucking guy trying to get girl in back of car
>she's hot as fuck
>fuck this maybe I get a fuck for saving her
>run up throw my fist 'right hook ` in mid air
>hit him square on his upper jaw
Knocked out cold
>girl thanks me runs away crying
>I run the other way
>get home sleep next morning arrested for gbh
>luckily it was a cctv covered area and proved he did not state he was a police officer
18 months prison sentance
Have prison story's too

>>733375424
Fucked my mother in law in the Hospital parking lot while my wife was in labor.

>>733381272
Post picture of both

>>733381272
Wait, was it her mother?

>>733382030
Nah
>>733382155

Yea her daughter, my wife, was in labor for 11 hours and at one point me and her went out and fucked in my Tahoe.

we had banged a few times before.

>>733375747
> rebellious
thats just being asshole

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>>733375424
Turned off my TV during Putins speech.

Hooked up with, later married my teacher in high school.

>>733380996
>18months prison sentence
God bless the big brother
Post some stories, are british prisons as gay as american ones ?

>>733375424
saged a thread

>>733380996
that is unjust

>>733375424
I want to fuck that little Korean cunt.

Stole a car or sell hard drugs

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I don't like chocolate milk

>>733375747
Fucking kys

>>733379995
Most fucked up thing ITT, what the hell anon

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>>733384991

>>733375568
That's hardcore right there. I've never done anything that crazy but, I have had a few sips of alcoholics.

>>733384991
You need to get the fuck out of here.

Mods

>>733375424
>be me, 16
>playing concert at school
>me and band decided to play "killing in the name" by RATM
>get told by teachers 5 minutes before the show that we can't say curse words
>ignore it and perform the song as it was meant to be performed

ye we were pretty badass

>>733375424
Stole a car

>>733375424
Something illegal

>>733375424
never worked , im 26

Hack paypal accounts

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>>733375424
Alright i'll bite.

>be me
>16th birthday, cold winter
>chilling with brother and friend
>decide to break in my neighbors summer home as we have done many times
>get kinda smoked up on smoke
>house belongs to bros ex teacher
>revengetime.exe
>take a leak in ye olde fridge
>notenough.rar
>feel urge to shit
>spot out the old rocking chair
>launching poop sequence
>take turns
>shitty tp behind the closet so no way of disposing of smell
>leave

The morning after, waking up to go to school.
Mom just got off the phone with the neighbor who had just decided to visit at the randomest time.

>Anon, were you in the neighbors house last night?
>no way outta this
> Yeah we dropped by
> DID YOU TAKE A FUCKING SHIT ON THEIR CHAIR
>mfw

they moved the next week, never to be seen again.

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