Faces of /b/ >inb4 herpes, fell down a shaft and scraped my lip

>>733364992
fuck off faggot this is cancer

>>733365027
Fuck you nigger I'm not going to /soc/

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Thats exactly what someone with the herps would say...

Just kiddin op

>>733364992
Whos shaft did ya fall down on? Must have been a rock hard erection.

>>733365673
Ur dads lel.
>>733365564
As if I would be offended by a ginger.

Just kidding ginger

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>>733365870
Dudes got the comebacks.

Here, Have a pic of my pupper

>>733365564
>would impregnate
Hey bby wan sum fuk

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>>733365985
Op here. Nice puper.
My pupper and cates

>>733364992
Sweden, Yes!

>>733364992
You look like Hitler's wet dream.

>>733366105
Nah, son. Croatislav.

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>>733365993
Nah im good thank you anon

>>733366044
Very fine pets you have there anon!
This is my puppers mom.
I can go on and on posting pics of my dogs...i should stop

valar morghulis

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>>733366277
I like your tits.
The doge is nice as well. This is my old pupper. He died at the age of 15 last month. :(

>>733366277
Wow please post tits

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>>733366404
Lol well thanks.

So sad. Rip pupper ;_;7
Im sure he was a good boy.

My Samus is only a year old so i cant imagine her not being with me

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>>733366563
I dont post tits...just the cleavage that i cant escape really

>>733364992
Do you get laid a lot?

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my pus

>>733366766
This could be an adorable normie meme.

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>>733366762
Not really. Haven't had sex since 2015.
A string of bad relationships made me want to avoid women for a while. I've come to realize that they are generally shitty people.

I do get hit on a lot by women who don't know me. The white dog and blue eyes sort of do that, but I never follow through.
>2015. Ex took that.

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>>733366766
My pus

>>733367124
>women are generally shitty people

Yea and men and just saints lol.

Not even tryna be a dick here but grow up..theres shitty people everywhere...male and female.

>>733366682
Timestampped tits or gtfo... you know the rules you "cunt"

>implying you're actually a dude btw

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>>733367475
I have grown up, that's exactly why I dislike you lot.

trips lol

>>733367719
fail faggot

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>>733367475
Men turn into assholes because of such harpies.
I mean, proof's in the pudding.
OP said he was in a string of hurtful relationships, turned the other cheek and stopped giving you guys attention. That's how assholes are born.

>>733367490
Well its 4am i aint gettin out of bed for a timestamp.

>>733367598
Once again. Theres an asshole in ever shape and form.
If you keep getting shitty women maybe you should question why you attract them.

I used to get shitty guys but i never went thru a "guys are assholes" phase.
Normal people tend to realize that douchebaggery has no gender

>>733367823
I do realize that, I'm just pointing out that women in general are more manipulative and vindictive than men. Also 90% cheat.

>>733367823
>I have a penis and I weigh more than 400 lbs
>i aint gettin out of bed for a timestamp.

For sure, bro

>>733364992
Fucking. Newfags.

>>733368021
Been here since the habbo raid faggot.

>>733367750
>impmying women arent assholes because of shitty men...but because they didnt get attention...?

You gotta be trollin me here but ill bite.
I was in a few shitty relationships myself but i didnt blame the guys for it...i blaned myself for attracting and being attracted to shitty guys. Simple as that...i moved on and found the love of my life.
If i had stayed bitter towards dudes i wouldnt have even found him.
Being angry at a bitch for hurting your feelings is such a waste of time

>>733364992
How'd you get herpes from a cliff?

>>733368054
You heard about this place from reddit you octonigger

>>733367887
>90%
A bit exaggerated my dude

>>733367980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jMlByV1CpZ

>>733368055
Have you ever cheated? Even kissing counts.

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>>733364992

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>>733364992
Alright rate??

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>>733368235
Cool, a 13 second vocaroo of complete silence. I'm now totally convinced that you are not pic related

>>733368235
Sorry. Docked 10% because they didn't get caught.

>>733368267
Nope. Ive hugged a guy and i oddly felt like i did something bad lol i ran and told my bf who thought i was weird for crying over a hug. When i love i love hard and tend to not even notice guys

>>733368235
Well you're definitely a dude and you can't be over 18.

MODS

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>>733364992

>>733368481
Not my fault you dont have your sound on

>>733364992
>Fell down the shaft of some dudes dick.

It's still herpes...

>>733368767
Good.
I had a gf who was innocent like that.
>then one day she told me she fucked someone else.

>>733364992

i'm probably not the first to say this, but

that you would pre-emptively say "this wound on my face is not herpes" about a thing that is obviously 100% not herpes, is probably more damning than if you actually had herpes

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I hava cancer

>>733368778
Its so hard talking to yourself...
Im awkward as fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0diQaGUrpKw

>>733368881
I dunno dude people are retarded and make assumptions. :(

>>733364992
I wanna have your babies.

>>733368849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nppNePIOAR

>>733369219
It's obviously 4AM, go to sleep kek

>>733369341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCYa8xPaZ7
I feel like im honestly rambling

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>>733369452
I still have an hour of work to do I wanna kms

>>733369063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vMd2zko7Yu

>>733369656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dLES4kloYs

>>733369555
I have only 6 hours left before work so i know the feeling anon
And here i am hust fartin around and not fucking sleeping

>>733369813
I don't even understand what the fuck that means

Also I'm 26 and you're like 12 "kid"

>>733369953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CuSyIasCb3

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am i sexy

>>733364992
>>733367124
>>733368334
>>733368343
beta male
>>733370251
numale
>>733369052
this cancer fag looks more alpha than the rst of you cucks

>>733370377
Nice try but samefagging is exclusively for faggots.

>>733370251
You look like a gay skunk

>>733370109
I wouldn't be on 4chan /b/ at 5 am on a Monday arguing with some kid that hasn't hit puberty yet if I cared about making good life decisions or impressing anyone.

With all the effort you're putting forth recording these stupid things you could've just posted the timestampped tits and shut me up but no, instead you keep getting off on this sick fantasy that you're this older sister or friend in these pictures you keep posting and you're not even doing a good job of it. Smh

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Hi anons!

>>733370251
If Jontron was a liberal

>>733370722
>slut/10
Tits plz

>>733370627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0el6Yvgp8Zv

>>733370796
She clearly doesn't have any
>she

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>>733370722
licc
>>733370251
so sexy
>>733369555
smonk

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>>733370801
Enjoy your night and maybe stay away from the scary site before you see stuff mommy wouldn't want you to see

>>733370861
goddam right

>>733364992
Fell down on a cock shaft you queer

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>>733364992
Anyone know this girl ?

>>733370995
No, actually a busted manhole cover.

>>733370722
what is it ?

>>733370722
k$sha/10

>>733370936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0el6Yvgp8Zv

>also posting troll face?
Ugh fucking normie

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>>733370722
>>733370908
Licc?

>>733371136
>bust in man hole
Are you trying to sound gay

>>733371215
Meaning you look like a whore with your tongue out like that

>>733366682
>>733366277
>>733365564
ew bitch your ugly as shit

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>>733371215
>>733370722
>tattoos
>pierced
10/100

>>733371255
Lol yea okay sure

>>733371215
you look like the archetypal vapid party girl

>>733364992
>fell down a shaft and scraped my lip

is that what you call your boyfriend's asshole?

>>733371326
Jessica rabbit found the motherfucking cookie jar

>>733371351
Is that bad thing?

>>733371410
if you understand what those words means, then yes

>>733371410
Yes. You are bottom barrel when it comes to women.

>>733371409
>implying a fat jessica rabbit isnt still a fucking fox

Thanks im honored really

>>733371496
She isn't...

>she's a rabbit

>>733371215
does it have a peen?

>>733371496
OK fine, I'm bullshittin.
sharpie in pooper pls

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Just took a fat shit

>>733371679
>and posted it ITT

>>733371562
Oh you got me there. Good job.

>>733371633
Sorry no can do. I think im finally gonna try and go to sleep

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>>733371215
LICC!

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I own you bitches

>>733371717
Good night. I'll be jerkin my gherkin to your tits.

>>733371717
well then you cant fuck right off you chubby attention whore

>>733371786
The filename is your IQ I presume?

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>>733371786
Why does your head look like that?

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me. just chilling

>>733371717
Haha you might as well be a little boy seems like you'd get a lot more interest

>>733371939
You look like a dickhead.

>>733371715
No I didn't

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>>733371985
im a chill dude why would you say that?

>>733371991
>the joke ----->
>(You) <-----

>>733372040
What?

>>733368343
>it's fine
>just needs more chin

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>>733372118
You look like shit.

>>733372211
I would love for you to say that to my face. I would crush your nose, buddy

>>733372461
Your defensivess implies you wouldn't.

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Me and my gf. Is real. I swear

>>733372519
How?

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>>733372461

>>733372553
Lost.

>>733372544
geralt of rivia has put on some weight.

>>733367475
Why are you here

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Just took another shit

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>>733367475
reeee no girls allowed on my internet

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>>733371786
Ugly as fuck you are

>>733373591
Your hairstyle is sported only by 13 year old faggots and lesbians.

>>733364992
> fell down a shaft and scraped my lip
Never heard sucking dick described that way anon

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Shit, I don't have a better photo

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saw this queen in wwyd thread few days ago but was banned so couldn't ask
Anybody have sauce or more of her?

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>>733374299
also her

>>733374299
No you imbecile try tor

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thats my imaginary gf. i wont tell you

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>>733364992

>>733374349
what's tor?

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>>733374331
>her

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>>733374497
REEEE

>>733371786
You look like a condom stuffed with walnuts.

>>733368802
do you suffer from alzheimer's disease?

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Please do big

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Kik/snap : aispolak

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Pls no bully

>>733369555
i kinda wish my beard grew like that..

>>733364992

>>733376341
you murrican?

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>>733379576

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This is a /pol/ meetup

>>733364992
>fell down a shaft.

Yeah pal your dad's shaft

>>733379856
9

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>>733364992

>>733380470
6ish, take new pics of yourself sometime, think I've been seeing this one for several months

>>733380470
Yeah i dont really take a lot of selfies though, this is about 7 months old I think.