/nzg/ - New Zealand General Have you had your inner health

ID's etc.

Why are IDs even gone?

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Daily reminder NZ > Aussie

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>>733361928
lads
also laptops making noise watching 8k youtube

>>733362048

Why did you post two pictures of the aussie flag?

>>733361928
bit chilly in palmy this morning aye

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>>733361928

Help me Obi wan, you're my only help.

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>Christchurch

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>>733362663

>>733362663
>>733362782
He said he doesn't like you.
I don't like you either

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>>733362829
"no Luke, I am you're dad"

>>733362907
Look! I am your father!

>>733362782
Cesare bogiar, new age jedi jesus

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>>733361928
>that feel when you smell a smelly kind of smell only to find out your cats have been shitting and pissing in the corner of your lounge where the bean bag is.
>I want to fucking die.

Burnouts

>>733362829
I find your lack of faith disturbing

RRRAÀARRRGHHH UUURGFHHH OOORRRRR

Shut up Chewie

Who likes burnouts?

>>733363065
i like skid marks if thats what you mean...

>>733362960
do it or dont do it, there is no trying

>>733362782
Its a trap!!!

>>733363168
STAY ON TARGET
STAY ON TARGET

>>733362829

You don't even know me

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Dunners reporting.

>>733362967
Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Did you just just realise?

come on, someone has to have one of the bachelorettes' nudes

>>733362907
>being this new to star trek

If you never fall in love you'll never get hurt.

>>733362707
>fendalton

>>733363168
Don't say things like that R2, of course we'll see Master Luke against

>>733363562
There's a reason they go through a screening process before being selected for the show.

>>733362967
Your cat must have psychological issues. Do you show it enough love?

Also, the sand people scare easily. But they will be back.

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"they may take away our lands, but they will never be able to take away our independance." - King Arthur

Dunedin femanon reporting

>>733363732
Cats are just faggots man. They don't care.
>>733362967
Oh boy, that sweet smell of ammonia.

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Quercy is best nzg femanon

>>733362907
>>733362960
>>733363755

Feels like I'm wearing not any clothes. Not any clothes. Not any clothes.

Stupid sexy Flanders

Police here. Anyone committed any crimes lately?

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>>733363732
I think my kitten got locked out for too long and he pissed/shat in the corner then the other cats thought that was okay and joined in.

>>733363938
Nah g

>>733363904
haa gaaaaaaay
literally the worst one.

>>733363904
That's a funny way to spell Ginga.

>>733363904
What the fuck is that thing, makes me ashamed to be a kiwi with such bushpig sluts infecting the nation

>>733363904
you misspelled catface

My GP wants me to come in for a free HPV cancer vaccine.....
I am not going to be baited into this conspiracy and get autism.

Red leader standing by

>>733363904
you spelt Tala Morgana wrong

>>733364039
can confirm, got first HPV shot last week. Now I reeeeeeeally like trains

>>733362707
>>733363634

>sydenham

>>733364119
only injections I've had are tetanus. for job reasons.
I would have never had any injection other wise.
I don't even pop panadol.

>>733363963
>>733363995
>>733364013
She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts kids.

Han Solo.

(Also no bully, she's alright by me)

>>733364190
first you pop panadol, next thing you know you're railing ibuprofen off a hobos dick in a south auckland bus stop

>>733364230
kids don't count.

>>733363946
>watercooling

chch reporting. went for a sensual nuru massage last night. ended off with a happy ending. would recommend to a fiend

KFC needs to sort their drive thru out. Fucking half an hour for a meal at 9:00pm on a Monday.

>>733364491
Was the escort Asian?

>>733364584
Tell me about it!

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>733364608
nah white. but she was prolly 50 years old.

>>733364584
Any kfcs in chch that aren't Indian owned operated? The Linwood and Shirley ones are shit as now. Why do Indians by these businesses if all they do is make the food horrible and service bad. I boycott all Indian owned kiwi businesses now.

>>733364680
Good old pasta.

>>733364717
50! Nah fuck that. Way to old for me. Been a while since I paid a girl for sex. Thinking might have to get some fun.

>>733364830
it only cost $100 and it lasted 1h45. i would usually say its not worth it but it ended off with great oral in the last 10 mins.

Shit, had sex with my flatmate on the weekend. Never again

R2D2 where are you?

>>733364957
Did he have a poopy butt?

>>733364963
I don't have a good feeling about this

>>733364957

I feel your pain mate, I banged mine an hour ago.

Fucking convenient though...

>>733364957
Don't screw the crew man

>>733364957
dont you live with your mum?

>>733365110
Ghetto booty grace

>>733365110
catface

>>733365110
CATFECES

>>733364957

Just a really shit root, she got really aggressive with my dick then tried to jam it in herself while she was dry pretty much, not to mention she only kisses and does P to V, no foreplay.

all deal breakers in my book

>>733364940
Hmmm. I am tempted, but again, the age is a turn off.

>>733365110
catface

>>733365179
You want her nudes?

>>733365050
Is it weird having the chick being bigger than you?

>>733365325
Go on

>>733365110
why are you talking about nzcam posters...
nzcam posters don't post here.
they write shit on the teenchat.

>>733365236
lube it up and thrust it in.
I see you like to get dominated.

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>>733365395

I got lube, and then she got all shitty with me. Drunk ass bitch. I need to get a real lay.

>>733365019
These arent the droids you are looking for

>>733365412
ew

on a side not, these picture captchas are getting retarded. I select what it tell me and it not even work.

>>733365333

She's not fat.... so, no.

>>733365431

just suck on the bitches tiddies.

>>733365538
witness my trips you shit cunt

>>733365549

They small brev, like A cup

>>733365585

Im in awe..

There are no women in this thread, especially not in from christchurch

>>733365412
How on earth did you get that, snapchat? What's her add

Anyone up for a road trip? I wanna hit the road this weekend.

>>733365333
Double trips. Wow.

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>>733365659
One does not simply reveal these things, however, here is more

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>>733365714
have this too

>>733365589
so you can't suck on A cup tiddies?

>>733365757

I don't think you read the first post on this topic. Never again cuz

>>733365714
>>733365748
100% trap

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>>733365841
she's not a trap lol

How's your earthquake doing? As a british, I am sorry for my fathers fault of sending your fathers away to such a horrible land. But we all did it for our beloved Queen.
Also, keep being white. Don't fornicate with native harlots.

>>733365841
Tf is trap

>>733363932
that hurt me

>>733365892
nigga why you apologizing for cunts that are dead.
this is why cunts are still upset about slavery.

how do you get a girl to let them put your penis in it?

>>733365879
>adams apple
>hands bigger than my dick

ok

>>733365948

Hard skids G

>>733365879
grace?

>>733366018
>adams apple
yeah no? i dont see it

sorry you got a tiny dick buddy
>>733366037
yeah mate

>>733366078
hahaha its the shoulder tats

don't turn this into a grace thread again, last year she went to the police and someone was fucking tracked from hacking her iCloud, thread is better off without her and her bushpig shit

>>733365892
We don't mind quakes. We are strong down here.

>>733365936
Made me larf too

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>>733365646

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we do it for her

>>733366122
lol what when did this happen kek

>>733366141
You're not a woman, you have a gay boyfriend.

>>733366078
>>733365879

>trying to cover his adams apple with a shitty alien emoji

how fucking new are you to the world of traps

>>733366208
>how can she be a trap if she has no dick

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>>733366176
road to 300

>>733366252
>how can you be sure it doesnt have a dick
>>733366261
it won't happen today

>>733366337
>because I have her nudes and there is clearly no dick in sight

>>733366337
>>how can you be sure it doesnt have a dick
this.

unless you have specifically been there at the birth and confirmed the vagina not being a dick..
there is no way we can know for sure.

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>>733366337
maybe if you don't believe

>>733366380
>what is a post op trap

>>733366499
she is not a trap you fucking retards god damn

>>733366520
>she

>>733366413
ayyy sloth bro

>>733366520
fuck up you cunt.
go white knight elsewhere and touch your boners with this dude grace.

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>>733366586
how are things!

>>733366613
cold

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>>733366643
fuck I hear that, it's not even offically winter yet either, goddamn it.

>>733365879
Anonnz here. can confirm this is trap

>>733366520
ever heard of bait?

>>733366956
Only Master Bait.

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>you will never hit 300

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>>733367161
we can do it, in honour of idbro

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>>733367192
It's impossible

>>733367250
hahahha

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>>733367250
ID BRO NEVER SAID NEVER

Who's a kiwi here

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>>733367365
of course it was a saturday night

>>733366520
Anymore?

>>733367481
Nobody, this is an Aussie thread.

>>733367541
nah, not posting her anymore

>>733367481
I'm more a penguin than a kiwi

>>733367602
Why?

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>>733367192
such a shame that literally no one likes him. it's almost like the shakespearean tragedy of nzg

>>733367620
because of everyone calling her a trap

>>733367684
truth hurts m8 but rather find out now than when it's too late

>>733367732
Grace here, I have no dick but if I did it would probably be bigger than yours x

>>733367684
>her

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>>733367782

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Hi, I just fixed your flag (one of the stars was a bit off)

>>733367858
but that one isnt high resolution .-. didn't even notice the stars were off lol can fix that

>>733367659
(You)

New ANZ bldg in central chch has fucking gender neutral public toilets. Why do we need this political crap? Feels shitty and gross in there. When I want to piss I want to piss into a urinal, not wait for a morbidly obese 72 year old woman to finally leave a stall

>>733367782
Post nudes, it's the unspoken rule of /b/.

Every female who visits /b/ must post nudes

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>>733367659
he was too dank

>>733367913
That's how it's meant to be, smaller and slightly higher. Like how it is in the Southern Cross.

>>733367964
You clearly have enough of me anyway since you raided my iCloud

>>733367659
how can one person be this hated?

>>733368002
I was not the fella posting your nudes

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>>733367976

>>733367935
Just rape the first trannie you see. Or piss all over the floor. Women will get sick of sharing loos with men if they're always filthy.

Don't even go on anon-ib to the New Zealand section

>>733369028
it's not even the best place to go for NZ Nudes anyway lol

>>733367935
fuck that just go into the females one and say you are a female.

>>733369165

And where is? mr knowing guy

Sup cunt nuggets, based uncle Winnie here, remember to vote for Gareth!

>>733369424
well the place im referring to is volafile

>>733365236
Ugh I bet she thinks the kinkiest thing is reverse cowgirl

>>733369188
There is no female ones though. Nothing marked male either. There's just a door and behind it are four toilets for anyone to use. Its weird and uncomfortable. If I was a chick I wouldn't like this.

>>733364680
you seem like the worst

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>>733369490
oh.
then who gives a fuck.
its just toilets.

why would it be uncomfortable for a female.
everybody poops.

>>733361928
What do you guys think of asians?

>>733369666
pretty cool dudes that doesn't afraid of anything.

>>733369432
Nah voting for the guy who got smacked in the face with the dildo

They have epicanthic folds, and smell like fried food.

>>733369666
Japanese, Koreans and Taiwanese I'm cool with. Chinese are horrible. Indians, Indonesians, Flips and Malays are shit tier. No opinion on Thais and Viets.

>>733369666
Asians is to wide a range so many different types of people in that category

>>733369606
y

>>733369666
Satan's spawn

>>733362181
Holy shit yes

>>733369655
Just seems unsafe is all. I spose you gotta see the set up to know what I'm getting at.

>>733369666
If they lived here, they're the same as us

>>733369869
how is it unsafe.

>>733362181
Fuck me it was freezing

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>>733369859
Kek

>>733369666
Checked

So we leaving the Grace nudes then?

>>733369902
Imagine going to the male toilets at the mall. Take out the urinals. And have women in there using the same loos.
If I had a kid, I would not want her using these with some freaky 60 year old guy the only other person there.

Yeah, I'm not feeling it. This, just to appease a handful of traps.

>>733370345
found the sexist bigot

>>733370439
Pointless comeback. Makes no sense to the issue at all

>>733370439

This is /b/, everyone is a sexist bigot

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>>733370593
>>733370633

>>733369842
well first your taste of food is awful and the fact you eat that trash for multiple meals says a lot , you complain when a food worker waves to you like they were beneath you and makes you so self conches you cant eat that states volumes about how it up set you that he drive through remembered you I think your just up tight and have issues just being human , could go on but I don think it would help just seems like you have some mental blocks and might help to remember the first rule of food service , don't fuck with the help they know your face and routine you might get something extra in your happy meal next time ,

>>733370345
So can that freaky old dude put his James bond shoe camera under the divider to check out the hot gilfs?

>>733370739

Nice bait bro, where did you get that, the fishing store?

>>733370783
fuck up cunt i don't want my movements being tracked and judged by fast wood workers. i go there to order my food and eat in peace. if i wanted to go make small talk with wage cucks i will initate the fucking conversation but don't make comments on my eating habbits

>>733370787
The wall goes all the way down so now filming can be done that way. A friend said he would use these toilets to leave a spy cam. Gross. But my problem is how easy it would be for a woman or child to get attacked in there when its not so busy. Apparently that's sexist somehow lol.

>>733371168
Nope, not sexist at all. As the father of two girls, I agree with you completely.

>>733371168
>assuming that the mother's gender is female.

stop living in the dark ages, bigot

>>733371316
The bait is delicious xd xd lol rawr

>>733371168
Exactly as easy as it is for someone to get attacked in a toilet now. You think rapists care about signs?

"Oh, I was gonna go raping in the toilets but this sign has a dress. The magic powers contained in this rune bar me from entry! I guess I will have to go into the mens toilet and rape a boy."

>>733371378
it's as if you don't own a rape whistle?

>>733371457
No, I own a rape fist.

>>733370989
not trying to fight with you honestly and your right I might not of commented on your eating habits it came from the heart there food is bad for you its killing people in Arriba big health problems just read what you put down and thought to myself you are the worst putting hard working people down for just being , something a child should be writing not an adult , just my thought not saying there right just being like the fast food workers you look down on

>>733371316
>assuming that the woman is the mother and not the father

>>733371545
>>733371316
>Assuming the woman isn't a woman like 99.5% of the rest of women identify as

Go to bed:
Ben
Jerry
Linda
Jermaine
Catherine
Sam
Alex
Kerry
John

/thread

>>733371692
There are way too many females names in there.

Can I join the conversation at this point and say I hate gays. There definitely is something wrong with a guy not wanting to do it with a woman.

>>733371692
Ben and Jerry are they the bad foods you eat on top of big mac

>>733371692
None of the people in this thread have those names.

>>733361928
Cancer

>>>/int/

>>733371692
out of this list, as far as I know, there is only two people on that list of names that actually post in these threads.

Ben and Sam.

>>733371762
Don't be so hard on yourself anon. It's normal.

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>>733371812
Faggot

>>>/reddit/

>>733371798

Mine is one. Gotcha bitch

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>>733371529
i dont want to fight either i'm just saying all i wanted was an apology from the fast food worker for harassing me. instead i had to wait for her to finish her cigarette as she was facing my car. i had to wait 7 minutes for her to leave and by that time my food was cold.

now i have to drive an extra 10 mins to the next McDonald's just so they don't see me often enough to track my movements and try talk to me

Alright, fuck all a yall. I'm off to bed

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>>733371987

>>733362181
My nigga, palmy is freezing today. Are you Christian Ramsden

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>>733371987

>>733371987
well if they got to know you like I have they might just leave you alone all togather , all kidding aside you ask for a lot there an apology , maybe im jealous wish I had white people problems like that just some advice let it go don't let others make you feel ashamed for wanting what you want just don't put your inadequacy on others who are just getting by

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How many of you niggers were born before 1995?

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>>733372574
1984 bitch

anyone got any porn webms of islanders? Not fat ugly ones.

>>733372574
1988

>>733372574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo

>>733372789
What song was #1 when you were born?
>tfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

>>733373266
http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/birthdayno1

>>733372574
nice try police.

was fucking this bitch.
she called me daddy.
I pulled out and left.

>>733373437
You did the right thing, Anon. I hope you came in her letterbox.