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Got this from a girl/trap off of craigslist. How fucked am I???

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Got this from a girl/trap off of craigslist.

How fucked am I???
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go to a doctor retard
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>>733356018
is that a boob?
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>>733356198

I don't have insurance
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>>733356018
No idea what I'm looking at, bud
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>>733356018
Motherfucker grew a titty!
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>>733356018
Where is this thing?
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>>733356018
wtf am I looking at?
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>>733356315

It was burning yesterday. Today it just throbs. I've been contacting by girl/trap for a second meeting but I blocked her since I found this after we had sex.
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If you were talking to traps on Craigslist, you've either fucked or have been fucked.

I hear OP likes bottom.

Therefore...
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thats your dick right? lol, youdungoofed lmao
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>>733356018
what body part even is that?

Also post an ad that is tailor made to find the same person.
Then beat, disfigure, or murder at your own discretion.
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>>733356018
Can we get a different picture? No one knows what that even is. What part of the body am I looking at?
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>>733356461

Look.. I regret it.

I didn't bottom. I assumed it was a girl for most of our encounter. I just wanted to know How fucked I am for hsving this flare up and if there is anything i can do. I may just cut it out/off
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>>733356018
What is?
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>>733356640

Yea...
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>>733356732
How is that part of a penis? It looks like a heel. Post a picture with greater context.
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>>733356018
Is that your penor
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>>733356923
Can girl/traps transmit blistered heals? Because that's what that is.
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>>733356923
>foreskin
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>>733357047
If you're serious then you are so fucking fucked, especially if you don't have insurance.
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>>733356452
>girl/trap

It's not a girl it's a dude and you're a faggot.

Go to the doctor you fucking degenerate.
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>>733356018
If you can't afford a doc OP, at least try to get some strong antibiotics and take a full course, see if friends/relatives have any you can have.

If it comes to a head you'll need to expel the shit, get some clove oil from the chemists, some sterile packing gauze and non stick wound dressing. squeeze away from the site with both thumbs at the same time. if there is a hard piece of green shit in it you'll need tweezers, sterilized, to pull it out, be very careful. Once youve got all the shit out, wash it then apply a small amount of clove oil into the hole, pack the hole with gauze and then cover the whole thing.

take all of the gauze and dressings off daily until there is no more shit coming out with the gauze (obviously use new sterile gauze every time).
While you're doing this take the course of antibiotics, even after you're feeling better finish the whole course.

good luck muh nig
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>>733357099
not me nigga, but yes, OP just got herpes
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>>733356641
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I'm still not sure what part of the body I'm looking at. Context of the conversation says it's a penis but the picture sure doesn't say so. It looks like a fucked up nipple, Can we get another pic?
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>>733357216
GODDAMN!!
and i tought first pic was fucked...
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>>733356018
I'm pretty sure that's a burn on your knee.
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>>733357216
That's a finger
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>>733357216
Still can't tell what it is.
Looks like a spider bite on a fat knee
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>>733357216
Still looks like a fucking knee not a dick, take s picture of it from some distance to give us a better idea of how fucked you are
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Oh shit bro you done goofed. You need to just take the medical bills and go to the ER.
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STOP TAKING CLOSE UP SHOTS

ZOOM THE FUCK OUT
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>>733357216
show the whole penis, you are shit with cameras dude

It doesn't look like a penis at the moment at all, so if it is we need to see how big that thing is compared to your little big man.
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>>733356294
lol.
german here. we have medical insurance by law so you even can go with a small ass itching to the doc
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>>733357216
Holy shit just tell us what the fuck it is
Is that your fingy? Did daddy spurt cum on your fingy and now it's fucked like that?
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>>733357216
is that mayonnaise?
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Yalls gettin trolled op has a pic of a finger or some shit.
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>>733356018
looks like a blister on your heel to be honest

what i'm trying to say is you've got fullblown aids
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>>733357216
Looks like a wart on a finger that has had immunotherapy applied and the center of the wart removed
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I think this is his finger. He was fingering the bitch and some shit grew on his hand.
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>>733357398
lol i know a penis with foreskin, i gots one, and thats a pretty fucked up penis lol
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>>733357216
That's your thumb, you fucking attention whore.
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>>733356018
knee blister from sucking cock
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>>733357458
this. looks like they froze away the wart
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thats just a blister
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This post is fake. I'm out.
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>>733357158

it sounds like you my EXACT situation. thank you for your experience i am going to have to use a hobby knofe and relieve some of the pressure. thank you
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>>733357376
Feel good to have insurance by law (dutchbro) here, i just could go to the doctor for a fucking pimple kek u stupid amerikanskis>>733356294
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>>733356018
its a plantar wart after a few applications of salicylic acid.
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>>733357048
This
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>>733357659
nigga what the FUCK you are going to cut your shit off, go to a fucking doctor wtf
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>>733356018
>>733357216

Enjoy your AIDS, faggot.
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>>733357376
Really, the guy 99.99% qualifies for medicare in the states (free healthcare) if can't afford insurance.

If he is too lazy to even fill out the like 1 page and phone call to get it, then unless he was worried about his credit score, he could still go into an ER and get seen right now. They will not refuse him.

When he gets the bill he can just throw it away if he is poor, he doesn't have anything they can take. The hospital might call once and he can either ignore them and never be bothered again, or set up a payment plan for like 1 fucking dollar a month (not joking, I've seen this amount).

Fact is, only lower-middle class people have an issue with insurance in the states. They usually won't qualify for fully free healthcare, they are usually concerned about their credit so won't just rip off whomever they go see for medical treatment, so they either cough up some money for insurance or have to get put on a payment plan to pay off a hospital bill.

Anyone not lower-middle class still having a problem with healthcare in the states is literally just a fucking moron or a lazy hobo. Mind you, everything I mentioned was even pre-Obamacare.
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>>733357426

I don't know. that looks horrible. If its true, I can't imagine op ever fucking a trap off craigslist again
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>>733356705
>I assumed it was a girl for most of our encounter

bruh
>>733357216
what the fuck?
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>>733357216

Fuckkkk that motherfucker is going to itch!
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>>733358157
>>733358157
No, now since he already popped his serious std cherry, he is free to fuck everyone on the c-list without reservation. Nothing to fucking lose now, dignity already gone.
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>>733356705
>I assumed it was a girl for most of our encounter.
operative word "most" meaning after he found that cock he didn't stop

what a faaaag
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>>733358077
This, sadly everyone here in the states is a fucking idiot.
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>>733358203

I felt her his shorts and knew right away what was going on. I had already paid and blazed with her. what the fuck am I suppose to do?


now i got this motherfucking thing. scarying the shit out of me. i havent even told my wife about it but she will eventually find out if i dont get some help
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>>733358264
lmao worst fucking shit is that this is true....
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>>733358281

It wasnt that god damn bad!!

cept for ... never fucking mind. ill figure it out.
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>>733356018
You scraped your knee/elbow?
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>>733358464
wuuuuuuttttt.
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>>733358464
Weak larp
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>>733357216
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>>733358464
good thing you wont need to cut it off yourself, your wife is 100% going to do it for you hahahaha good luck OP
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>>733357467

those are lines of infection. its not my finger dude. i will have to go to accute care if i don't cut some of it out before morning
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>>733356705
Tell your wife you got it sitting on a public toilet
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>>733358776
shit post updates OP
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>>733358776
post pictures of you slicing your dick up
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>>733358896

She knows I never use public restrooms. I am a cyclist and will try to convince her it's from using another team mates bike during out sunday jaunt
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>>733358988
>this
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>>733359019
>then stick it in her
you are disgusting OP
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>>733358776
You're full of shit. Post a proper picture or fuck off.
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OP here

I was just kiddles lol xd
lol
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>>733359019
just kill your self
your wife already hates you and you're life is over
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>>733358077
Interesting read for somebody outside the US. You have to understand though, these stories keep coming up where some anon is rotting alive and not going to the doctor because "lol no insurance, guess I'll die".
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>>733359278
haha it always gets me with that "lol"...
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i found some medical scissors. I've rubbed alot at it and I'm hoping what ever this bitch gave me is near the top and has not gone further in my penis
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>>733359417
Are you actually fucking retarded!? Get those scissors away from your dick!

I'd use a knife
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>>733359204

Stop. This is not me. I am about to cut.
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>>733358077
>Anyone not lower-middle class still having a problem with healthcare in the states is literally just a fucking moron or a lazy hobo.
isn't lower middle class the biggest amount of people in the US?
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>>733359417
what the fuck

please be fake
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>>733359509
do it
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>>733359417
This is fucking dumb, take a picture of the entirety of your cock so we can see how bad it really is for fuck sakes. You're a piece of shit
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>>733359417
This is troll. No one is this bad at pictures.
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>>733359568
this
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>>733359557

scissors to harsh. im fucking shaking right now. i have some bike tools small enough to not scare me. dont ever put scissors next to your pubic area. i know its the pain thats making me do this.
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>>733358679
ayy lmao
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>>733359951
seems rational.
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How was the sex though?
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>>733356294

VOTE ON JUNE 8th OR THIS COULD BE YOU BRITFAGS
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>>733359951
what are you planning to cut tho?
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That's a fucking spider bite mate.
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>>733359951
I kinda call bullshit, post pic with dick and date on paper.
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>zoomed in pictures
>shit quality
>year 2100 - 100 + 17
Just post the whole fucking picture faggot. Let me see your junk rotting.
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>>733359278
> "lol no insurance, guess I'll die".

Yeah, generally fucking morons and sensationalism.

There are some great things about this country (depending on where you live), but for some reason a disproportionate number of people here are just fucking morons.

I've worked for a large at-home healthcare provider that contracts through medicare, and I remain baffled when I see someone who would qualify is either ignorant or too lazy to sign up. It generally is really easy, and virtually everyone poor and working to make ends meet qualifies for a fair amount of services.

My youngest sister for example has a kid and gets free daycare, they both have had entirely free medical care including specialists for his hearing issues, since he was born no questions asked. She was getting a boatload free infant supplies until he was like 20 something months.

But yeah, fucking dumb.
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First off, go to a doctor you fuck. Like, we shouldn't even have to tell you that...

Second, since you're clearly an idiot, take a small knife, disinfect it (rubbing alcohol or heat on the stove and then let cool) And lance it. Post pictures of what comes out.
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Post a no zoom pic or STFU op.
Seriously.
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>>733359951
I know my skin when I see it. Either somehow your dick has calloused beyond all reprieve and you have megagiggasuperAIDS, or that's foot skin.
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>>733356018
What part of your body are we looking at, exactly??
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Why wont OP deliver
>OP is a faggot?
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>>733360252
This.
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Turns out OP just came out of the shower and that is skin on his foot, OP wont deliver because its fake.
>get played /b/
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>>733360405
lol OP sure wishes this was the case
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>>733360342

it's an enscoped defibulus
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>>733356018
First off, you are a stupid piece of shit. A "trap" implies that you were tricked into believing a man was a woman - which clearly, you were not. You got said condition from a man on Craig's List. Period.
Secondly. Kill yourself. You have AIDS.
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>>733360229
I'm 23, male, working 2 jobs (maybe earn about $1,000 before taxes monthly). Would I qualify? I have insurance through my dad's job but that might end soon.
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>>733360476
wow 0 google results for enscoped defibulus
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>>733357216
>>733356018
Pretty sure that's the aftermath of a plantar wart removal
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>>733360543
Extremely likely, you would also qualify for some food assistance and a couple of other programs as well.
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I'm just going to go to the hospital. I can't do this anymore to relieve the pressure and it keeps having a build up of fluid anytime i pull skin back or when I sit up. If I lean back Im fine. I really want to kill this girl on craigslist now
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hmmm
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>>733360643
I do like mustard.
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>>733357376
Breaking Bad in Germany:
"Mr. White, you have cancer. Your health insurance will cover all the costs."
The end.
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Post pics of trap, or atleast show us screenshots of conversation or youre fuckinglyong pos the pics you provides are zoomed in all the way,
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>>733360643
Wtf am I seeing just take a fucking proper picture you cunt
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>>733360725
>>733360725
>>733360725
>>733360725
THIS
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>>733360643
Be sure to tell them how you used dirty tools to try and cut it off. Best case scenario you lose your dick.
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>>733360663
It's a heel.
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>>733360643
>girl
>trap
>inb4 karma faggot
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That's a wart...
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>>733360643

"Girl"
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>>733360008


I did get finished with a blowjob and mild kissing. I was not expecting it to go this bad. We had talked on the phone for a few days and we were becoming decent friends. I should have reserved my trust. until I found out I was lied to and felt her erection it shocked me... I am athletic and hetrosexual.Who would do that to someone? smh
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>>733360827
And that's your finger
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Show us your feet you fucking faggot. Cut your dick off and shove your ass up on a pole.
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>>733360622
Nice but would that affect me in any way? I'm too prideful to ask for government assistance.
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>>733360860
that's what you get for adultery fgt
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>>733360643

>girl

I hope you die
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>>733360166

im shy ok? i know what kind of cock hungry folks hang around /b ..

even if there is a medical condition on it. Im tired of faggots now. i was used
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>>733360770
exactly
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>OP removes a wart and larps as a guy who got an std from a trap
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Show your FUCKING DICK. ITS YOUR DICK, NOT YOUR FACE FAGGOT.
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>>733360860
>dick spilling mustard
>writing lovestories
>not posting conversations or pics
now im starting to believe this is faake as fuck
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>>733360474


If only
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>>733360994
It's actually his foot
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>>733361021
did you know snails have footdicks
or was it spiders
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>>733360405
IF IT TURNS OUT FAKE, REMEMBER I FUCKING CALLED IT!
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Do a cum tribute to trap before you go to the doctor, faggot.
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>>733359548

Since the ACA, people, especially young people, making between 25-35k a year are the one's most prone to having some issues (some more so than others depending on the state). Even at 25k they still qualify for some programs, but not likely full medical, but for example a bit of food assistance, depending on the state though even utility bill relief if things got tight during say winter.

Young people at this range are prone to having the roughest time getting fairly affordable insurance and not try to fuck over people if they care about their credit. Even then, without insurance say if they needed some medication or an abdominal tear corrected, they could pay rather trivial amounts per month if they just negotiated a payment plan with the hospital.

The ACA tried to complicate a lot of this and make it harder for people to function without insurance, but since implementing it has largely been a trainwreck, a lot of people are avoiding some of these complications.
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Here is pic of trap
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>>733358464
>what am I supposed to do?

Uhhh I'll take "Not Rawdoging a Fucking Craigslist Tranny who fucks for money and drugs."
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Pictures look like finger knuckle.
Description of symptoms sound like an MRSA infection. Skin still looks like finger.
Op is a fag for trying to make us think its his dick.
But its his finger.
Go to doctor get antibiotics.
Only other action you can take if you want to kill this is to get chlorox.
Do not dilute it.
Get hydrogen peroxide.
Get 70% isopropyl alcohol(rubbing alcohol)
Cut it completely open.
Not gonna lie. Its gonna fucking hurt like almighty hell.
Cut away the top portion of the enclosed infected area.
Again gonna hurt like hell.
Pour clorox i to a sink with the drain stoppered
Dont use all of it. This is not for your hand its to kill tye nasty that comes out of you before it gets flushed down tue drain so tyat it becomes inactive and cant harm others.
Rinse with cold running water and scrub the area out until its empty snd clear of pus and fluid.
Next.
Douse the area with un diluted bleach.
Rinse again.
Douse tue area with hydrogen peroxide.
Rinse.
Douse with peroxide
Rinse.
Douse with peroxide.
Rinse.
Pat dry with clean paper towel do not scrub.
Douse with isopropyl alcohol
Let air dry.
Hopefully the infection is now dead.
Let it heal.
If it comes back do this all again in all infected areas of the wound.
Do not squeeze it. This pushes the infection into the surrounding tissue and makes it worse.
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>>733361220


That is not her. She was mexican. I have to go to doctor. wish me luck. the smell is making me want to throw up
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>>733361220
defffffffffff gave you something bro
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>>733361271

Thank you for this help. I have already tried half of that and it it is not mrsa.

I paid for what I got.
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>>733360866

I see hairs on base. it looks pretty cockish to me
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>OP's a fag
Like geez, who would believe in any of this, like I understand it is not a unbelievable situation but after 10-15 minutes of this any retard could tell that it is fake.
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>>733360912
> I'm too prideful to ask for government assistance.

This holds back a considerable number of people, and only to their detriment. The programs exist, you have a right to utilize services offered by the government. If you don't like them and think they should change, you should vote in people to change it, you shouldn't punish yourself as some pretend martyr though. These are taxpayer funded programs, it is moronic for the public not to use them.

A lot of these programs you can have them send you paperwork, you can fill stuff out online, or you can look stuff up and then drive over and fill some shit out.

Yeah, if you get food assistance and you see a major increase in your income, you need to report it. However, due to the size of the population, a fair bit of it is rather hands off, that is it really doesn't effect you negatively and isn't even a minor inconvenience.

Food assistance is through a card now, so no more stamps or other things that bring social stigma in some dumbfuck areas, and in most states you can choose between different free medical programs to best suit your individual needs (for example Caresource versus Medicare D).

Stop letting your parent's generation and their ideals influence your thinking, they lived in a completely different economic environment and their generation partially fucked that up for you. As such you should utilize the tools society has laid out for you.
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>>733356294
kek
balcan scum here, I also have health insurance..you Americans are so cucked by your own government
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>>733361703

oh so you get to rawdog anon traps all you want then? WELL GOOD FOR YOU
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>>733357158
This
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>>733356018

8/10 would still suck you OP
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The level of attentionwhoring here is deplorable.
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>>733361703
>cucked by your own government
>government tells you you have to have insurance.
nice school system.
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>>733356294
Lol

You're dead m8, thank god i live in mexico where i have free healthcare

RIPeroni in pepperoni
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>>733361569
Thanks anon I'll look into it.
Have some tits
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>>733362652
>mexico where i have free healthcare
yeah the cartel just shoots you.
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>>733358077
>be american
>get shot
>too poor for insurance
>shart in pants because if he goea to ER his credit score would get fucked
>wont be able to afford the pickup truck with big wheels
>die because too illiterate or stupid to fill a bureaucratic form

You cant make this shit up
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Dude, 100% a fungal infection (aka = athletes foot ) just go to a pharmacy and get some shit. Unsurprising all these answers are from fucking retards so do what you want haha.
Fucking idiot
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>>733356018
Next time avoid black traps. Don't fall for that Hollywood bullshit about how great they all are.
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>>733357158
Are you mental? Using antibiotics for an illness you don't even know you got is one sure way to create a superbug.
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