public masturbation thread, go !

>>733348482

That's definitely product placement

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ill post again

>>733348482
Daniel Tosh....is that you?

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>>733349892

no

>>733348482
holy shit... Kmart.. i miss that shit...

>>733349875
>>733350174

wow this is hot! the way he's looking around to make sure he doesn't get caught.
It would also be hot if someone was telling him to do this

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>>733350500
ive got a few more

>>733350745
post plz

>>733350745
Fucking kek this is the funniest public flashing I've ever seen

Good shit

Does anyone have the video of the guy jerking it on a train or bus and a woman looks over and helps him?

>>733352034
I remember that, it was hot.

This shits the better version of flat Stanley

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>>733348482

rate my penor

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>>733349875
>>733350500
>doesn't get caught.

yeah, cause there's no way that could end badly. Getting caught naked, having sex in front of 8 year old children.

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>>733353152
theres no children there, i made sure

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>>733353341

HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!!!

>>733353152
I feel bad for the next person who has to open the car.

As fun as it looks it seems like an easy way to wind up on the sex offender registry

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>>733353393
>HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!!!

>>733353341
kek holy shit

if this guy isn't on the registry yet he will be soon

>>733350745
>>733353341
Do you have a site you upload these too?

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>>733353341
>>>733353152 (You)
>theres no children there, i made sure

I get it faggot OP. I do. But my point is one kid shows up out of nowhere, like they tend to do at public playgrounds in the middle of the fucking day and you're registering as a sex offender for life. One helluva downside.

>>733353599
no i made sure there was no one around. its in an area where i know i had time to get some action in before anyone would be there

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>>733353494
>>733353431
>>733353599
>>733353740

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>>733348482

OP is faggot

>>733349875

i know him he goes to my school im telling

>>733353907

OP always faggot

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>>733354015

always

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OP: I thought the thread could go totally differently.

OP at police station: I thought it would go totally differently.

OP, 17 years later still on registry: I thought it would go totally differently.

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>>733354062
theres nothing wrong with being a fag

>>733354258
(You)'s incoming

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>>733354258

who said there was something wrong with OP being a faggot? OP always faggot. Faggot.

>>733354258
Ew.

>>733354258
a little more background ? is this a random person you just found ?

>>733349875
ew some kid is gonna play on that not knowing some grown pervert's ass crack was speared all over it probably his cum as well, this is pedo-tier.

>>733348482
I love public masturbation. I always offer to blow the good 1s.

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>>733354258
You're not a faggot in the sense of making fun of well-a fag, but rather you're a faggot in the sense that you're making a complete ass of yourself on the internet but given you like being pissed on by old men these words or the words of others will likely not reach you.

THIS is why (You, the OP) are always a fag

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>>733354573
just a guy i found on a sex site. met up at a park sucked his cock and got a golden shower

>>733354765
So who was holding the camera in the first vid?

>>733349875
of course his face has to naturally look like some creepy faggot

>>733349875
tfw will never suck random perverts dick on the playground

>>733354765
>>733354258
>>733348482

good luck wiht that sex registry for life, faggot OP.

>>733352946
mushroom/10

bump because I'm interested in this for some reason. Maybe I'm a fag

>>733354765
why the fuck do they hug?
Out of all of these, thats what i find the weirdest.
I get the rest, its his kink what ever, but fuck that dude comes in for a hug its odd man.
Its making me feel uncomfortable.

>>733348482
This can easily be faked with a green screen.

Somebody please edit this and put 9/11 in the background or something.

>>733353740
>time to get some action
Jerking off on a playground is not "getting some action".

what are good places to fap in public? I feel like most public parking spots have cameras/security around and anywhere near housing you could get spotted from windows.