Time to come clean, you know you'll feel better

>>733348173
I don't have a reaction folder. Also, never checked 'em.

I sometimes go down to this road in the woods on the side and get into some panties and fuck myself in the ass in hopes someone will stop and gang fuck me. Not really but the thrill ya know of being out there and cars passing right by and not noticing

>>733348173
I've never loved you and I faked every orgasm.

>>733348399
have u ever had an orgasm or are they all fake?

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I like Whitney's nipples

>>733348488
I've had orgasms, you're just so small.

I talk to you inside my head all the time and i miss you so much.
I wish we could talk
If you are reading this please send me an anon message

>>733348258
>I don't have a reaction folder
neither, seems a lot of effort for nothing

>never checked 'em.
alright that's too far get the fuck out

>>733348690
that sucks anon, why u stay with him then? how small?

>>733348707
I was the one you were chatting to in the last thread. if you want to find him, you need to provide more information, it's a long time ago.

The love of my life wants to kill herself.

>>733348904
Money, lots of money.
It's like 2 or 3 inches but it's really wide.
Looks like a tuna can.

>>733348173
When somebody says or does something stupid I say "You're not the brightest tool in the drawer". I say it hoping that it breaks their confidence in themselves because it takes them that split second to figure out what I've done. I hope that it scars them for the rest of their lives and they question their intelligence every time they want to state a fact or opinion they've heard.

I posted this in another thread when the last thread died while I was typing it.

Here's mine. What your about to read is going to sound insane, and you might write it off as fantasy, but it is absolutely real. The truth of my story is mine alone and no rude comments can take it from me.

Fifteen years ago I was contracted as a researcher for a secret project that I will call "the Blacklist" it had a different name, but for the means of this post that name will suffice. The purpose of the project was to kill targeted black people whom emitted a bizarre frequency that could be detected through satelite technology. The project has been terminated for the time being ever since the killing of Trevon Martin (an unrelated incident) the unbrlievable part of what we have uncovered is that certain black people emit signals to each other similar to that of a hive mind like one would find in insects. Our research has also concluded that blacks are a separate species of humans unrelated to any others on the planet. The best explanation for their existence on earth is that we believe thousands of years ago a parallel universe phased into ours and brought blacks with them, along with several other species on our planet. Anyway. Most black people are unaware of their hive mind, and as of right now it mostly gets used to spread small ideas and for entertainment. This can be seen by how quickly blacks can adapt to their latest fads and musical tastes. Blacks who are aware of their abilitys are considered by the government to be extremely dangerous. The program got shut down because blacks are now using their hive minds to organize and gain power. I have witnessed the killing of over 2000 blacks and have watched test videos where a black person was able to influence the mind of another black person in a separate room when they were not aware of each other.

You can call bullshit all you want, but after reading this I'm sure you will start picking up on this as well.

>>733349414
wow sounds very unusual, got a pic of it? when was the last time you had an orgasm and how do you usually cum?

>>733348920
i'm waiting for coincidence,
and i'm not going to find him. that's sad

I secretly want to fuck my cousin. We are only related by marriage and she has a fat ass. She fucks nigger though which makes me sad. I want to approach her about it.

>>733349667
you never know.

Like I said, it could be me. but 2008-2012 and the letter D isn't much to go on. It's been a long time.

My mother deserved a better son.

>>733348173
I was a Christian missionary, and now I don't even go to church or anything. I haven't prayed or read the Bible in months. People call me and ask me questions about mission work or they just talk theology with me. I don't have the heart to tell them what I'm really feeling because I don't want them to be discouraged, but I don't really want to keep talking about God either. It's just kind of frustrating.

>>733349816
fuck a hooker man and free yourself from his chains

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I want nothing further to do with my 'family.' When my bio-dad croaks, and if he left me anything in his will (if he even had one), I intend to take my share and tell the others that from that point on, I want nothing further to do with any of them ever again.

>>733349600
>got a pic of it?
no
> when was the last time you had an orgasm and how do you usually cum?
I fuck all his friends.
When I fuck him we scissor like lesbians, that's good for a squirt.

>>733349899
I'm working on a degree now, and I hooked up with some girls at my university. My only issue is with my old friends. I don't even really talk to them much anymore, but when they do talk it's hard to be honest with them. They tell me that I'm like Job and don't actually listen to what I say.

>>733349782
it's not you i'm sorry
you would recognize the letter

I have secrets

>>733350247
Shut up bone nigger

>>733350247
my issue is most letters have a meaning to me now. I've known a lot of people.

I hope you find him anon. I'm sure he'd love to talk again, however it ended.

I stole pics of my mom off my step dad's phone and I've felt somewhat weird about it. I miss the adrenaline rush from it but I look back and I regret it sometimes.

Actually dead inside, I have no actual romantic eelings for my girlfriend. Relationships with my parents is failing. Highshool friends are slowly drifting away from me. Desperatly trying to return to uni where I can escape the pain of my hometown. Drink every night to fall asleep easier

>>733350409
Post them

>>733350150
key that is great... is he cut or uncut? whats it like to suck a cock like that?

>>733350405
thank you :)
i wish it was true

>>733350555
Kinda don't want to show face plus the pics are somewhat shitty quality

>>733350762
>whats it like to suck a cock like that?
Uncut and I wouldn't know, never sucked it.

>>733351025
so what we wanna see

my moms frand tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

I made out with a really cute 10yo girl last night

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>>733351172

>>733350247
Explain this anon what's the story

>>733351666
nice post more

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I spy on my sister a lot

>>733351900
is she a communist?

>>733348173
I'm crazy about a girl who I am truly convinced will be the woman I end up marrying and having children with. I am also convinced that down the line I will hurt her and essentially rob her of a better life with a more stable and normal guy. I care about her so I don't want to do that, but I selfishly manipulate her into falling in love with me anyway because I can't and don't want to imagine my future without her in it, even if it ends in divorce which it most likely will.

>>733351666
Damn, nice

>>733351974
Sounds like your own insecurities are stopping you from allowing yourself to being completely in love. Gotta learn to love yourself friend.

When I was 12-13 I used to post nudes on funnyjunk

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>>733351731

>>733351718
what do you want to know?

I fucked Tangella from North Bay Creature Features. She is this fragile goth girl that cannot do doggie. It was weak. Next SV Comic Con, I'm fucking hotter cosplay girls. The thin goth girls are not worth a fuck.

>>733352371
Sounds interesting. You schizo or what

>>733352347
keep more coming!

>>733349240
Why Anon?

Does she know you love her?

I'm cheating on you every chance I get. and the reason we are getting divorced is not because I want to travel or have more children with you but I cannot stand to be in your presence. and if you knew about every woman iv been with, you'd take every last penny I had and run.

I love my girlfriend, I really do like you wouldn't understand. But we got together so early and I really feel like I'm missing out on all the fucking that comes before a settled down relationship. I don't want be held down but I also don't want to lose her. I've already cheated with 3 different women and feel the worst feeling of remorse afterwards. I've been good about not acting on my temptations recently but it gets harder each and every day. Fuck me.

When I was in my teens, I would crash at my friends house. I had anxiety and was prescribed Xanax. Every weekend, I would drug my friend when everyone went to sleep. I would strip him naked and lick his hairless balls and suck on his cock. Sometimes he would cum down my throat, which made me diamonds. I fucked and came in his tight ass multiple times each time I did this, he never found out.

I like to fap on cam chat sites with girls of a questionable age

>>733352582
0/10

>>733352585
What's your top site

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>>733352498
That's all I have

>>733348173
sometimes i get sad

>>733351974
Have you told her how you feel?

At the time, my 6 year old cousin would grind on me when no one was looking. I didn't even know kids could get pleasure at that age. Freaked me out, and I fee ashamed that I got hard.

>>733352123
post em then boy

>>733348173
I just made an arrangement with a Dom TS that I won't cum all week, and I have to show her I'm plugged everyday at work, she's going to fuck me once a week until I cum just from her fucking me.....

I have a long term gf that I've lived with for years

I am completely and overwhelmingly in love with a guy. I want to be the light in his life. He says he loves me sometimes when he's drunk. I want it to be real...

And I think my depression pushes him away further.

I've accepted that nothing good in my life will ever last and everything I try to do will be completely fucked up beyond repair. All I do is bring other people down with me and turn everything/everyone I touch into a negative(I don't feel bad about this it's just further proof of my worthlessness)
I have intermittent happy moments every so often that prevent me from even killing myself and seeking peace in death, basically gonna keep doing nothing and subliminally hope that someday I'll have something that's good and consistent so I can feel true happiness

I thought you were cheating on me so I began cheating on you. I was hurt you didn't want me anymore and I was crushed you were so willing to throw our family away. Turns out you were just really depressed and now I am mad at you that you made me cheat.

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>>733348173
>Be Me
>Be like 6 hours ago
>About to take a shower
>Bored
>Get idea
>Grab ice cube out of freezer
>Go into bathroom, shut door.
>Remove pants one-handed, insert ice cube into ass.
>fuck
>fuck, ow.
>Ow, goddammit... ok, it's in. Asshole swallows precious gift of cubed frozen water.
>Feel lots of moisture down the back of my legs
>Did you know the asshole is like really, really warm, it turns out?
>mfw I realize the ice cube only went into my asshole because it like... halfway melted before insertion
>Feels... interesting.
>w8
>hurts.jpg
>climb into shower
>feel like an idiot
>wtfwasithinking.gif
>moisture has been freely running down my legs for like a solid minute
>stop and stare in horror/fascination/wonder/shouldifapritenow
>Start shower, think I'm done with Ice Cube Episode.
>Being squatted down to get perfect temperature before switching from faucet to showerhead, feel strange sensation in asshole.
>Rectum still hurts, feels cold. Figure it's normal. Liquid leaks out, REALLY fucking cold.
>omfg
>Entire ice cube has melted at this point and was waiting to be let out the way it came.
>Asshole is no longer grateful for delicious icecube snack it received
>Shit freezing liquid in shower
>Wash off shame
>Get boner
>punch self in dick, for the shame is great and there will be no fap to this.
>Wince, finish showering
>Tell no one. I now have a secret.
>Kiss wife full on the lips 10min later, smile to myself as she has no idea.
>Get on internet, fap later, get on 4chan and tell this story.
If wanted, I can tell the semi-bestiality story that happened like a week ago, although it's really short.

>>733349476
this is why i come to 4chan.

When blackberries were a thing me and this shy cute girl I know would message each other and spam ping each other at inappropriate times, I took advantage of it by setting it to vibrate then telling her that her "ping game was weak"(idk lol) then strapping my cock and balls to the phone quickly.

Mfw she did it for a solid 5 minutes before she gave up and cluelessly asked "had enough?" dunno why but it made me nut so hard.

When I was in elementary school, I'd dress up in my cousin's clothes like a little sissy. When I was in middle school, I took pictures of myself tied up in knee socks and put them on the internet like a slut. In high school, I found out someone used one of my images and the next thing I knew, I was making videos and putting up pictures of myself tied up. It got to the point where I ended up talking to a guy who fapped to me. Now I can't stop fantasizing about taking in his black cock.

>>733348173
I thought Hitler was a bird when I was younger.

>>733353347
yes tell it pls

>>733352096
I just know that she deserves better. But you're also right.
>>733352809
No, but I'm sure she knows on some level. She can feel it too, I mean the part about just seeing how this is like the first couple chapters of a very long book. And she knows I feel like I'm not good enough, we've both tried to keep our distance at times but it just doesn't work. Maybe the summer will help.

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>>733353304

I'm quite salty noo one acknowledged me

>>733349240
Its because of you..
You know that, admit it..

>>733354183
You're wonderful

>>733354230
<3

>>733348173
I'm a male prostitute and since I've started doing it I've never been happier

>>733349240
Did u tell her u love her tho? Maybe that'll make her smile

>>733354295
Aw :) thanks Anon

>>733354183
I'm sorry anon. are you ok?

>>733354365
howd u get into that?

>>733354365
How much?

>>733352544
Green text

>>733354365
what is the best experience so far? worst experience?

>>733348173
Went to my first trans support group

This ugly Hon at the door asked me if i was waiting for the transgender support group.

I laughed at her and said "uhh no, im a woman. i mean, with a vagina and everything"

she looked crushed.

Later on that same night, i showed up to the meeting.

shekkels and kekkels

>>733349476
I'm officially calling bullshit.

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>>733353849
Just for you, Anon. Like I said, it's fairly short.
>like 11 days ago, me and idiot friend are hanging out in his room
>We're on his bed, which is like 3 1/2 feet off the floor
>I've been out of the habit of wearing pants at home for like a year, so I'm in shirt and underwear
>He's watching Brendaniels videos and laughing about 4chan shit
>I'm playing Oblivion on his 360, doing something for the fighters guild or some shit
>Cat enters the room
>I insult the cat's intelligence, as I've been known to do
>Cat meows like it knows what I'm saying.
>Yeahright.png
>Cat jumps up onto bed, nice jump.
>Walks over to me, and out of fucking nowhere starts kneading my dick. Like, direct hit, no mistaking it for something else, it's right on my shaft.
>mfw I'm getting a handjob from a cat
>I don't stop it immediately. Part of me's enjoying the pawjob, part of me's shocked and stunned, and another part realizes that I better shoo the cat away soon or my friend's gonna freak
>Cat stops kneading my dick and starts kneading my balls
>Claw through the underwear, straight to the balls.
>pain.exe
>I yell, the cat runs away, my friend busts out laughing and nearly drops his laptop, and I'm rubbing my balls where I got clawed.
>Since he was watching Brendaniels' videos at the time, my friend went onto his channel and posted this whole thing in the 'discussion' tab.
>MFW this whole thing

>>733349783
She loves you xo

>>733349240
Deets

>>733354365
ayyyyyyyyyyy hi5 brother.

i used to hook as a teenager and holy shit the money and power was awesome. easily best experience of my teens, taught me self esteem and happiness.

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I sometimes bite off small to medium sized (1inch+ medium) chunks of skin from my hands and toes and eat it. .-.

>>733352652
Dirty roulette or chat alternative

>>733349476
looks like someones been watching too much south park

>>733351025
Don't be an ultra-nigger like that. Post them. b will like.

>>733349476
I'm calling bullshit because real agents are educated and would never make the number of grammatical errors you made. Go back to your mom's basement.

>>733354814
Advice on how to do this?

>>733354946
Yeah when a guy calls you can say "I'm with my boyfriend right now... i'll make up an excuse for an extra hundred bucks."

you'll usually get a quick extra hundy, and the guy thinks he's hot shit because he made you ditch your boyfriend.

>>733352347
These are great. I would nut in your mom. You can call me dad after.

>>733350531
same

>>733354511
It started when a guy on grindr offered me $200 to sleep with him as a one-off kind of deal. Fast forward 2 years and I'm hating my job and I start reading about escorting and I begin to see why people do it. Started operating as a one-man business on the side of my job to see if I could sustain the amount of money I needed to live on. Turns out I could.

One day after overhearing my manager say "don't worry about anon, he'll never quit", I finished work, went home and came back with a resignation letter. I'm not usually the kind of person to do things out of spite but holy fuck that felt amazing.

>>733354531
250/hr incall, 300/hr outcall and 1000 overnight (12 hours). For anything longer than that I usually negotiate something special.

>>733354562
Best was a straight guy who wanted to try being a homo for a bit behind his girlfriend's back. Really hot guy, half white half maori, and really good at fucking. He came after 30 minutes and we spent the rest of the hour just lying down talking.

Worst was a guy who kept asking if he could fuck me without a condom. I kept saying no and he stopped asking. Later I realised he had simply taken it off without telling me. Afterwards went straight to ER and didn't get home until 5am. I kind of wish I went to the police for that

>>733355263
ever hook up with any couples or women ?

I don't feel bad about cheating on my girlfriend's. I'm actually jealous of people's ability to have enough heart to feel bad, and I'm envious that they can stop themselves.

I have never taken any girl serious. I'll date them for a few years, sure, but I don't hesitate to cheat. You only live once, right?

Also, my girlfriend's daughter hit on me. One thing led to another, and I fingered her. Another one of my girlfriend's daughters also hit on me. The daughter sucked my cock, and then the mother also did later the same day.

I don't give a fuck. And I wish I did.

I have started to become what I hate. A pill addict and criminal.

I started popping Codeine, Tilidin and Oxycotone pills. Now I'm at the point where I get a really bad headache If I don't take my pills.

Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you.

>>733355263
But how do you deal with being a favor?

And more seriously don't you get old fat sweaty guys that want you to lick their balls and whatever? How can there be enough money for that?

>>733355586
I've actually never had sex with a woman. Been having sex with guys since I was 14 though. I guess that's why I feel qualified to run a business based on it

I've lurked this board for a while, but haven't told this to anyone...

I'm atheistic, but i keep my views to myself because my family is deeply religious and are very active in our community. We live in a tight knit group about 30 families of Mormons in a small city in California. I started to lose faith in high school and stopped going to church.

My parents threatened to not help with tuition for college if i didn't go on mission. After a year of preparing and learning tagalog, I got sent to the philippines. I was in Manila for two weeks before they sent me North to San Juan, La Union. Where I was partnered with a chunky Samoan from LV.

It was normal, pretty chill. About a month after arriving, my partner and I got invited to the home of an American expat, his wife and their 11 yo daughter. They had a nice little place, next to the highway, with a yard that led up into the hills.

Anyway the first time we visited, they cooked us dinner and we talked about the Gospel. He told us about his time in the military and how they all moved there after he retired. Offered us Dr. pepper, which we're not supposed to have but we both drank like we were dying of thirst. He was from Utah, grew up Mormon. His time in the military and serving overseas made him lax to the tenants of the faith. Kind of what I was feeling but less so. Dude was cool AF.

So when we met them at the church, it was an afternoon meeting for organizing church functions, daughter wasn't there. At dinner and the whole time we were talking in the Sala I was basically having to remind myself not to keep smiling at her, she was staring at me the whole time. She was a real qt3.14. White brown hair/eyes but definitely asian hair and accent. Had a great time, and they invited us back anytime.
So, we went back a week or so later but we couldn't go in bc her dad wasn't there. Cohabitation rules.

My partner ran to the store across the street to buy ice water, it was really hot and he was sweating a lot.


Cont.

>>733356072
yes

>>733349240
ahahahhahahaha, i guess you arnt hers/his

>>733353347
you gotta put the ice cubes in water first and let them melt a little. If it's right out of the freezer it's way too cold

>>733349697
About fuckng niggers?

>>733353418
pics

I cant cum on my gf face or body i only can dl it inside of her and inside her mouth

I've paid my teenage niece $100 for her dirty panties 8 times over the last year.

>year ago
>dumped
>wind up going out with a hambeast
>keep seeing her for company
>fun get used to her
>shes 31 yo virgin
>hit it
>time passes
> now kinda stuck but want to move on
>finally got my first tit pics from her
>plan on trying to take pics next time i see her, think i finally can
> plan on trying as many as possible then began to share and post her on the big sites
>i feel like fatty or not she needs to be seen and even maybe fuck by another cock

>>733356725
$100 each time?

>>733356681
why?

>>733356725
Post pics

>>733356725
what does she think about this?

>>733356725
Why would you not just steal them?

>>733349476
Nah. Yes, they, like any other race with their natural instincts still intact, do have a hive mind but your post is crap.

Slept over at a friend's place. In the middle of the night, I snuck into his parent's room (they were out of town) and jerked off all over his mom's panties.

>>733357448
clean or dirty?

>>733354850
Chat alternative is a good one. Constant stream of cock hungry kids on there

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>>733354365
>>733355263
>>733355821
It's not just old guys, the age range of my clients is surprisingly large. I get a lot of foreign uni students. The more homophobic the country the more students I get from that country. I get a literal dickload of Indian guys.

Generally though if they're not old or fat then they're married or partnered. I don't mind if they're fat or old too much. I guess I'm just a degenerate by nature? Either way I'd rather suck dick for 30 minutes than work 8 hours of hospitality.

pic related

>>733357622
Clean. The entire stack of like 10 or so. I did this on multiple occasions.

First time I ever cum in a girls mouth I was 14 she was 10

>>733358541
that's almost what happened to me in reverse

>>733359274
You a gril?

penis

>>733359348
no, we were both dudes. but I was 10 he was 14.

>>733359622
Dubs checked. Care to explain a little more?

Mine was a friends sister

>>733356072

She was wearing shorts and a wife beater but was leaning against the back of the door in front of her. When my partner left, she opened the door out of the way. She wasn't wearing a bra and had rock hard pokies, the aircon was running, so maybe it was cold inside. She started telling me about how she liked to hike to the other side of the hilltop and hang out alone in a clubhouse her dad built her when she was younger. She had to know i was staring at her nips, cause she smiled and interlocked her fingers before stretching back. It was great but then my partner started walking back across the street, she waved to him and went back inside and we left. Told him we'll just schedule another day when we see them at church.

After service that Sunday, we run into her family. mom says daughter wants to learn more about the gospel, invites to their house later in the week.

My partner and I were at their house twice a week for almost a year, and she always smiled at me when i saw her at church.

A week before I went home we had a bbq at a river in the mountains, A group of us went on a hike into the surrounding area. We kind of split off from the group which was spread out all over.

She knew the area and I think she led us there on purpose, we ended up in a clearing surrounded by high grass. you couldn't see us unless you climbed up into the trees.

I jokingly said where is everybody, she lunged at me kissing my lips, cheeks. It was very passionate. I slid her bra off one shoulder through the sleeve and reached through the top of her shirt onto her small breast. We laid down onto a patch fallen leaves.

She told me we couldn't have sex, she was saving that for marriage. She gave me a bj, it probably wasn't the best i've ever had technique wise but because of her and the excitement I remember it as the best. Then I ate her pussy, she was sitting half way up supporting the back of her head with one arm and softly rubbing my face and neck with her other hand.

I never click on links ever

I Snapchat with a man in California and we routinely get off together...I often wonder how he would fuck me with his dick as I stroke mine...Also we have a shared love of young girls

>>733349476
tits or gtfo

>>733348173
I piss in cups and leave them in my room until someone finds them

>>733360063

Literally minutes after we finished, we step through the tall grass and my partner is wandering through the trees coming toward us. He smiles and yells, did you guys get lost too?

The three of us hike back to the river, and no one was ever suspicious of anything between her and me.

When I said goodbye to everyone at church, she acted like it was no big deal. Her parents invited me over for a farewell dinner. We only had a quick moment alone, she hugged me tight and said she was going to miss me. She left to go to her room, looking back with tears in her eyes.

We've kept in contact on facebook. She's turning 16 this Dec. I've worked my ass in school and at my job, I graduate in June, a year ahead of time and save up enough money to go back. I'm contemplating marrying and bringing her to California next year.

>>733348173
during sex, I tell hookers Im going to get them pregnant...makes the sex more fun

the more i stalk the person i like the more i lose interest... maybe it's the excitement of the beginning, the ambition to learn more... learning all i could with all the methods i used I'm stomp but at the same time am not as interested in the person to just catfish and ask them... learning they're more boring than i first expected is disappointing and i regret the time i spent stalking them...

My half-sister and I have been banging each other and it's too good.
She wants this to last and I don't know what to do about it.

>>733361280
I'm kind of the same.

It's about the thrill of the chase. The knowledge they still have secrets you haven't discovered. Once you know it all and there's no new intrigue? they're just like everyone else.

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wabb hurrrrrrbeggggggg heeefffg gerrrrr waaddlee meeerrr

i want to call her titty jiggles because i know it would infuriate her :3

>>733348690
Every time you open your moth to speake I just wanna jam something inside to make you stop. You entitled hypocrit bitch. I cant believe a human being can be so fake and munipulative. I hope you die while gagging on a bbc. You really deserve it.

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>>733349697
Just fuck her and post pics.

I run a cringey youtube gaming channel that I regret starting because now if I don't record myself playing games, I feel guilty about it, and like it's a waste of time. So I force myself to record for my audience.

https://www.youtube.com/TheGwardian

Ive been thinking about trading my laptop for a gun and blowing my brains out. Theres a pawn shop right near where i live and all it would take is 30 minutes of walking. I have no possesions other than a laptop and some clothes. Im in trouble with the law for marijuana and im living with friends. It would be easier to just kill myself. I don tell anyone this, but its always in the back of my mind.

>>733353146
completely the same my dude. Sincerely hope you get better (:
I'm trying to become a illustrator/painter, but I'm not good enough to someone pay for my work, so I have a completely neet life drawing/painting stuff, watching yt and jacking off sometimes to some questionable shit. I have some (around 4) friends and we go out sometimes to watch movies and/or get drunk. All the girls that I've "dated" didn't had a slightest interest in me and i always ended uo being thrown out like garbage after some kissing

I just hit a parked car while backing up in a intersection. There wasnt any damage done to either my car, or the other car I dont think. But my paranoia spiked up and I just drove off, acting like nothing happened. How fucked am I?

>>733364515
if it was caught on camera? liable for any damage if they get the footage.

If not? you're fine.

>>733364570
I figured as much. Thanks /b/ro. It wasnt caught on camera so I'm in the clear.

>>733352580
Same boat... haven't cheated yet. But my ex coworker keeps ducking teasing me hard, i think is inevitable at this point if not her someone else. Especially finding out she was a fucking cum bucket in high school.

>>733364515
My mate did that in a pub car park a few years back while I was in the passenger seat. She decided to drive off and a group of lads came out and surrounded the car and started shouting at her for damaging their car and being about to drive off.

We shit ourselves then they said "Only joking, no idea who's car it is.. Carry on." Then they all moved out the way, laughed and let us go!

I felt bad as I'd have been pissed if it was my car, but she was driving and didn't want to stop..