Get it off your chest and share with anons

>>733336508
I want to cheat on gf with a stranger from Craigslist

>>733336508
OP is secretly gay

>>733336627
that's never been a secret

>>733336624
I do too except wife

reaaaally wanna bang a camwhore im stalking but too shy to dm them

>>733336508
I'm married and want to fuck 1/2 the women I see.

I killed a homeless guy

>>733336508
I want to kill my kids, kill my wife, murder rape her in-laws, and commit suicide.

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>>733336508
I'm just not happy. Some bitch I dated branded a word on my arm in my sleep and now everyone looks at me funny.

I want to hoe around but my fam's pretty catholic af and I've always lived in a small town where everyone knows everyone's business so yeah, I'm stuck to masturbating myself out

>>733337050
If it's HER in-laws, wouldn't you be murder raping your own parents? Think before you murder rape, bro.

I want to drug my wife and have a few hours to do whatever I feel like doing to her. She's prudish.

>>733337217
Her sisters fam

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>>733337314
go for it, anon.

>>733336508
i'm a catholic priest and this man has been coming to confession every year... he has confessed to over 100 murders since 1994-2017 total count as of last week 237 murders to this very day starting when he was just a child.
Even now i question gods reasoning...

>>733337210
Are you m or f? Ever tried kik with people or damming? Those can be good and discreet releases

mom fonger car friend

>>733336624
Why would you cheat on your gf? Is she not giving you something you need?

>>733337557
If you don't call the cops you are dumb fuck and are the reason why religion is garbage.

I often fantasize about killing myself in front of everyone who loves me just so they have the worst last memory of me

>>733337050
Not gonna help you. Probably not even going to make you feel better.

Buckle down and fix whatever problems are there, rather than breaking down and ragequitting. I'm really fucking glad I tried to.

>Furfag for two years now, barely anyone knows
>bi, and family doesn't know
>hacked my brother's computer and wiped his shit for being a cuntbag
>beta

>>733337622
No I just like the adventure of something new and the chase, but i will never follow through ... I browse the mw 4 m sections cuz I wanna be a bull

>>733337185
obvious b8 m8 100% f8ke

last one doesnt work but ur a faggot so whatever

>>733337314
banged a girl who was passed out once. one word. fucking amazing

>>733337681
This is why i trust the church i can do bad stuff and all i have to say is i am sorry and its all better lawl :3
>>733337557 Do you touch lil boys if so tell us some stories.

>>733337819
Well I'm glad you won't follow through but maybe try being more rough w your gf or trying something different during sex. Trust me, girls like a surprise.

I'm 26 and have only fucked one girl
I'm addicted to benzodiazepines

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>>733337845
Guess i can be at times. It took a while to heal though

>>733336508
I'm pretty into a client I work with. I work in a High School.

>>733336508

The reason I don't wanna be friends with you guys anymore is cause I don't think you appreciate the things I did for you, you certainly haven't shown it. I think you're all pretty selfish, I've told you that and you either haven't understood or haven't listened. Either way I don't think you guys are good friends, or at least not good friends for me. So no, I don't wanna hang out, or catch up, or whatever it is you're going to ask. In fact it would be great if you'd stop contacting me, because just waiting 2 months then asking again isn't going to change anything.

>>733337557
I fuck animals am i going to hell?
Sometimes dogs,cats,Horses,sheep,goats,large snakes a bunny or two i jizzed on lady bug,ants,rats,mice,lizards the lizards would eat my cum it was cool and cute made me feel loved think god would forgive all that.

>>733337557
I break into homes and jerk off in womans shoes will i go to hell? also im jewish.

>>733338312
im sayings its bullshit someone scarred u in ur sleep like that. the logistics for something of that size alone means that most ppl wont do it willingly, much less while some faggot is sleeping

When I was about 18, a friend asked me for help with getting some of her files off an old backup DVD that had been scratched up a bit. I managed it, and also found a bunch of nudes/masturbation vids of her from ages 13-16. I'm not usually into that but I swear to god I have never seen anything as hot before or since.

She's a scientist now. I see her occasionally, and she still looks little and innocent and like she must have the most fuckable body under there.

It's not much of a secret because she knows I saw those pics, but it's something I've never told.

I tried raping my stepsister once by putting a few valium in a tea I made for her but our parents came home early

>>733337987
Ya I dunno she's pretty vanilla, eve talked about trying new stuff but she doesn't have the urges that I do, she said she's def not into threesomes which is too bad

>>733336508
Goddamn I really wanna rape wife's retard cosplay otaku sisters

>>733336875
That's life. Hell I'm straight but I'd fuck you if it meant sticking my dick in someone new.

>>733338440
Client? What do u do?

>>733338685
she was mad at me for not buying her a purse. I thought I was doing her a favor by taking us out to have some drinks and relax after finals. When I passed out drunk in the dorm, thats when she got some iron skewer and branded me. shit kinda sucks. Asian women are crazy.

>>733338738
Why did she take the vids?

>>733338874
I'm a counsellor.

>>733338874
I'm a teacher

>>733338813
I would just spring a new position on her in sex. Just mix it up a bit. Or when she gets to your house push her up against the wall. You'll take the vanilla girl and turn her into someone you've never seen.

>>733338627
No you won't go to hell for that. You will go to hell for being Jewish you Christ-killer.

>>733338948
So you're saying octo is better than quints?

>>733338627
Breaking into women's homes and jerking off in their shoes is a forgivable offense. Being Jewish, however, is unforgivable. Fortunately you can come on over to Jesus and change that though

>>733336508

I've mentioned this before, but no one usually gives a fuck. Prob because it doesn't seem real. Nevertheless -

When I was younger, my mother used to get fucked up on opiates a lot when I was younger. she'd be passed out like a rock. I used to take advantage of this and undress her and touch her all over. I've fingered my mom - but my brother straight up lost his virginity to her one night.

We were pretty fucked up kids.

>>733338948
...she took skewers and was able to write a 3-5 letter word into ur flesh without u noticing?

uh where do u get skewers in a dorm, where do you get the heat necessary to keep a skewer red hot long enough to put in every indentation/line to form all the letters, why would u choose to lie abt asians when theyre too retarded to commit any good crimes unless its vtech... i can continue if youd like or you can admit your full of shit

>>733339087
No he can't, he will always be tainted by the stink of the Jew. Kill yourself please, not you, the Jew.

>>733338976
she had an online relationship with an older guy at the time. Hot as fuck, tonnes of guys her age falling over to get to her, but the online guy 'really understood her'.

>>733339149
what shit is there to admit to? I just know that I was drunk, I went to her dorm to slump and I woke up with a brand on my arm. is seems like you're the one trouble by something more than me mate.

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>>733339062
idk what that would mean, mate.

i have social anxiety and my therapist literally told me to post crazy shit here so i could become comfortable with sharing thoughts, good or bad

>>733338813
I want my bitch to fuxk one of her girl friends but I doubt she's down for it makes me rage I wanna watch them kiss and lick each other while
I watch and jack off to them. Hmnnnnnng.

>>733336967
Kek

>>733339014
why would you respond to someone asking me a question?

>>733336508
I shot at some hangers about two years back. Almost killed one of them fuck them they deserved it. Glad I got away with it though. I'm a retard though j shot at them with my registered fire arm and reported it stolen the next day.

i'm a total idiot for this,

i had no computer growing up and i learned about hentai when i was in jr high. i knew some kids who would print out pictures and i would buy them, this carried into high school. i think i spent anywhere between 100-250$ in printouts until i got my first pc at 17.

i feel like a total loser to this day.

>>733339716
I meant to say gangers

>>733336875
That's normal. Actually fucking half the women you see is not.

>>733337681
Go to be dumbass. You are too young to be here...

>>733339755
Kek

I used to sniff and lick my gf's sisters dirty panties that were in their washing baskets, then shoot my load in them. One was 16,the other was 19.

>>733337557
Priest on 4chan. Lol

I masturbate

>>733339928
Eh I almost did that one time to a younger cousins panties but I decided not to because that would be weird.

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>>733336508
I'm going to die by my birthday in August. Absolutely everything in my life has been falling apart for the last three years, and it's worsening. My health was just the last to fail.

>>733339646
because I was asked the question.

>>733336508
I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Fucked a lil white boi in his ass with my BBC. U mad white bois ?

>>733340050
are you fat?

>>733340064
No. You weren't.

>>733340138
ok

any kik girl that wanna have fun?

Been married almost 5 years. Haven't been attracted to my spouse since before we got married, but have always been emotionally in love with her. Now that I'm in school full time and shes graduated and now working full time, i've realized I'm pretty sure I don't love her anymore and I'm just staying with her until I graduate.

Its not just looks, though I find myself realizing almost every girl I know is prettier than her, and they're more "girly" than her. Its also her personality, I'm a really laid back guy, who just wants to laugh and enjoy life. Shes intensely stress prone and serious and high strung.

We used to joke about being opposites, I don't find it funny anymore.

I'm going to file for divorce once I graduate and have a solid job.

I got robbed a few days ago in a drug deal and I'm terrified that I'll get shot at my job
Someone offered me a gun and I was considering it
A gang war might start because of me
What do I do
Can't go to cops
Can't find the guys who robbed me
Brazy

>>733340015
Even now i'l sometimes jerk off thinking about it. Was always a fantasy for one of them to walk in and catch me, then suck my cock as i smelled her wet cunt off her panties.

>>733339968
Maybe he post stuff people tell him on 4chan to vent out?
A priest on /b/ does not sound as crazy as them touching lil boys keks.

>>733339114

Ahhh see. Still no one gives a fuck. If I can't confess this in /b/ then I shall continue to live with this dark hole in my mind.

>>733340132
No, I'm actually quite fit and active, with excellent cholesterol and spotless bloodwork. It's my nervous system that's fallen apart in bizarre ways that no doctor seems able to figure out.

>>733340250
literally nothings going to happen to you. i've robbed people i sold drugs to before

>>733340255
Kek. I had a cousin send me nudes once shit was cash. We act like it never happened though.

>>733336508
I stole $10,000 out of my ex-girlfriend's bank account and never got caught. Shit was awesome.

Before you ask, the answer is simple - my ex is a trust fund kid. Bet she didn't even notice,

>>733337557
I fapped to this wish anon would post the rest.
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>>733339881
Also if a priest like yourself touches boys can you forgive yourself and go to heaven or do you have to ask another priest?
Also im not going to hell not my faith.

I want to get off this ride and be a full blown NEET, with my own place and my own car. I read something about /biz/ helping out that one anon who got into trading and I'm kinda interested now.

>>733340461
Are you sure?
Still pretty scary
My plug wants to go after the people that robbed me and I'm afraid I'm going to get caught up in it

>>733336508
I smear the creamy logs of shit from Andy Sixx all over my wife's naked body and then eat a log of his shit on my own.

Having Gf for over 2 years, don't love her for about a year anymore, don't find her attractive anymore, constantly thinking about other girls but can't break up because I like her as a friend and I can't get anything better than her lol fuck me

>>733340713
Wtf is this andy sixx logshit shit can someone explain I just dont get it

>>733336508
I crossed steams of piss with my best friend when we where both kids and circle jerked does that make me gay?

>>733340237
huge mistake, file for divorce now while you are in student status so you won't have to pay her forever. if you wait until you have a secure job, you're a fucking idiot because she's going to make BANK off you. trust me friend, welcome to america.

>>733340874
i also don't care if im gay i just wanted to get that off my chest good night /b/ streams

>>733339928
Literally in the same situation, but I've got a 18 and 16 here,
>God I wanna rape and killem

>>733340710
well if he does go after the people you will obviously get caught up in it because you basically ratted them out

>>733340682
nothing wrong with that :^)
>pedo priest
assuming catholic, don't you have to ask forgiveness from a higher-ranked priest?

>>733340874
Did u touch each other, where did u cum?

>>733340874
if you jerked off another dude, you're gay

I think many people with intellectual and mental disabilities are probably not even people. there's a line where you can consider someone a thinking person, and they fall below it.

I work in disability support and my life would be ruined if anybody knew that.

Prepare your fucking anus.

Life is fucking pointless, we tell ourselves lies to help us sleep at night. We don't understand why we are here and never will. Goals are a distraction from our basic survival instincts. Reproduction is what drives us forward, everything we do is ultimately for sex. Everyone is selfish, and are different people behind closed doors. Everyone judges everyone, this creates a superiority complex and fuels narcissism. No one deserves anything, not even children.

Fuck women who think they're suddenly important when they squirt out children. No one fucking cares about your little shithead, ugly fucking kid. No one cares about how hard it is to be a parent, you're the fucking dumbass who didn't utilize a form a birth control.

Fuck niggers, they are all animals and need to be eradicated. Fuck sand niggers, no one wants to be a fucking Muslim, you fucking retarded assholes. Fuck Mexicans, you feel entitled and you think your culture is rich. It's not, fucking spic fucks.

Just because someone doesn't share the same opinion as you, doesn't mean they're wrong. Opinions are considered facts in the majority of the populations eyes, which you're all fucking retards and need to be ground into pig feed.

Money is slavery, we are all brainwashed into believing that we need it. Education all over the world is bullshit, survival methods are all that matter.

I fucking hate everyone and almost everything, I fucking love drugs.

>>733340050
Are you born on my birthday? Aug 27?

>>733340873
From what I gather I guess he's like a singer or some shit and he's got a scat fetish? Idk either anon but I'm gonna go with that.

>>733341081
Close, August 16th

>>733340983
Not an option since everything right now is in her name(for no other reason then she arranged it all)

>>733336508
I am a college professor i also fuck my female students and cheat on my wife of over 20 years wish i could stop but i don't even try...

>>733341064
>this is me now mom
lol ok

i shared nude pics of my ex and i think some people know her

>>733341182
Sweet.

>>733341064
Dude we should hang out I agree with you 100%

>>733341182
if you don't try then you don't actually wish to stop

>>733340461
Are you sure?
Still pretty scary
My plug wants to go after the people that robbed me and I'm afraid I'm going to get caught up in it>>733341006
Well I had to. I credited an O and i thought I'd flip it but that never happened
What do I do now?

>>733341285
fuck it, let what happens happen

I mentioned it before, I have about 500 stories from behind the scenes of the DC shows from having worked on production. Thought about doing an ask thread about it since some of them range from outrageous to funny to kinda hot.

>>733341151
if you're serious about a divorce, find a way to fix that ASAP. get the shit put in your name somehow, can't be that hard to trick her into it. should be your main life goal honestly. bitches are fucking ruthless and they have every advantage imaginable in virtually all divorce cases especially if the husband is the bread winner

>>733341182
How old r u?how do u usually hook up with them? Can u tell a couple stories

>>733341348
I prefer my body with 0 bulletholes
If I had leverage it'd be different
I have a license plate and a phone number but I can't get anywhere with it

I banged a Vietnamese ladyboy massage parlor worker bareback and came in her ass. I then proceeded to suck her off and swallowed her nut. Freaked out immediately after cumming but couldn't stop in the moment.

>>733336508
Dog catcher here i pick up female dogs and remove there tags and take them in the back and rape them and then place the tags back on them and release them where i picked them up at.
does abducting dogs and raping them make me a monster?

I'm currently dating a girl who loves Columbine. I love her so much, despite not liking that shit.

I pinned 9/11 on Osama Bin Laden so I could invade the middle east for their oil. Originally I wanted to do just some small explosion but I thought planes crashing into shit would be cooler and so here we are, 3,000 dead Americans later and a destabilized middle east.

I have black friends but I'm racist and I think white people are superior - well they are

>>733341536
Dogs don't have souls, so you're good m8. Carry on.

>>733341410
me and her will make essentially the same once I graduate, I'll eventually make more once I get my Bachelors degree. I'm not worried about the divorce aspect. More depressed because I've wasted this many years of my life, and all I generally do is lust after every other girl I see instead of the one I'm supposed to hot for. The only girl i've ever seen naked and not been immediately wanting to fuck.

>>733341582
George, we all knew what the deal was in the first place, I don't understand why you didn't just come clean.

>>733341285
you have 2 options, fuck them up and get your shit or do nothing and forget about it... the thing about victims is they always assume if someone robbed them once they going to come back for them and rob them again or fuck them up but if you keep your mouth closed and do nothing they will simply just forget about you...

I voted for Gary Johnson.

Stayed in an abusive realtionship for two years beacuse I thought she was what I needed got into drugs and then when my ex broke up with me for the first time I could have dated someone who would have been good for me but I decided the drugs would be a better choices

>>733341550
Shes a true crime tumblr cringe whore, you should murder her and post pics of her body on her tumblr lets see if these bitches still glorify und romanticize murderer then

>>733341724
If he fessed up he'd be arrested and removed from office and then we'd have Dick Cheney as POTUS.

>>733341731
I have people ready to kill them, just gotta find them

>>733336508
2 things:

I cheated on my wife with 3 women.
I forged signatures for a Masters level internship. Had I not, I would not have received my degree.

I want to fuck my fiancé moms best friend. I'm trying to make it happen in a way where she is involved so we don't have to do it behind her back.

>>733341145
fuck, that is actually my birthday anon.

weird neurological shit can take a while to work out. I work in a medical-related field and we regularly see people who have years (decades in extreme cases) before somebody figures out the right diagnosis and they start getting treated correctly.

If life is unbearable, I get it. but if not, there is still hope that things will get better.

>>733339755
for liking hentai or buying pics?

>>733341898
lol'd.

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>>733341898
lulz he bought printed out cartoons , instead of printing them himself

I don't have the balls to kill myself

>>733341081
Damn that's awesome, I'm from the 17th have proof but filesize to big

>>733341852
Greentext cheat stories

I'm convinced my best friend is Satan and is here ruining my life. I think about murdering him sometimes, but I live 20 hours away from him now.

I shot the sheriff.

>>733336624

Buddy of mine tried that and got caught in a sting. Can't see his wife and kids for 5 years, hasn't seen them for a year before that.

>>733341710
yeah you're acting like a dumbass buddy and have no idea what a divorce actually is, hopefully you don't lose it and fucking murder her when she takes everything and you have to pay her for it. happens to decent guys all the time, this isn't me projecting my bitterness. i've never been married, just watched a lot of friends go through it.

>>733342003
Satan ain't real homie
all a lie to get us to behave.
don't commit murder
Smoke a blunt

>>733341863
What do u say to convince her? What does she say?

>>733341843
do you still have their number ?

>>733341022
Was 7 when we started crossing streams for fun and sword fighting did that once a weak as are thing like some cool kids club
at the age of we jerked off each other no cum just that fake cumming feeling
at about 10-11 we jerked each a few times and then we just drifted apart and we still know eachother but neither of us ever talk about are childhood friendship i want bring it up but it just seems akward...

>>733342040
I shot the deputy

>>733342041
She was a hooker and cops busted him?why was it a sting and why can't he see kids ?

>>733342053
Aside from smoking a blunt this sounds like something only Satan would say.

Satan browses /b/ confirmed, figured he was more a /pol/ guy but whatever.

>>733342052
lol, I'm very aware of what a divorce is and have seen a few of my friends go through them without issue. Simply getting it off my chest that i'm basically just biding my time until I graduate.

>>733341536
If this is true, you are a fucking piece of shit and need to kill yourself.

>>733342075
Memorized
What's up?

>>733342192
I did not shoot the deputy, so thanks anon.

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>>733336508
Re-learning Korean is coming along swimmingly, but I kind of miss Japanese. I don't think the anime convention I'm going to starting Thursday is going to help that. The biggest obstacle I'm facing in this pursuit is wrestling with doubt as to if I should even continue or not.

>>733342195
If I was satan, I'd be doing things way more fun than browsing /b/ , for real though, smoke that blunt.

>>733341869
Thank you for your advice and encouragement. I do realize things could get better, but my health was just the last to go. I was suffering for years before my health failed. If I do reclaim my health, which I don't think I have the strength to do, if it's going to take years, then I'd just be back to where I was before.

Sometimes, we just lose to the world. There's only so much one man may do.

>>733341064
How long is your katana?

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I have a sexual fantasy involving Power Girl and Barbara Gordon's Batgirl.

I'm almost 30.

I'm unironically a believer in Flat Earth, there's just too much proof man.

Last post, should I rape and kill my sisters-in-law? My wife is a 20yr whale but her sisters are skinny and skinny fat 18 and 16

>>733342229
It is true and tell you about it is almost as thrilling as the act its self ;) knowing they are someones pet makes it feel ever better.
no dogs are harmed during my acts i take good care of them and threat them tender

>>733342428
It's completely normal.

Btw Power Girl > Supergirl anyday

>>733342250
so set them up, pretend you looking to buy some drugs. don't use your phone to text/call them obviously

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>>733342450
200+ years of technological advancements and people like you still exist.

The earth is not flat. Stop.

Please be an hero

>>733342251
I also shot my dad once but that was an accident

I want to ask her out but I'm afraid of being a joke again

>>733336508
I killed my mother and father in their sleep by smothering. Both were blacked out drunk and I couldn't take it. Paramedics on scene said they both drowned in their own vomit, I slipped about 15 sleeping pills into both of their mouths after I did it.

Attorney here, I once lied to the FBI about the whereabouts of my clients and had a hand in helping them escape federal custody.

>>733336508
>>733336508
I killed my mother and father in their sleep by smothering. Both were blacked out drunk and I couldn't take it. Paramedics on scene said they both drowned in their own vomit, I slipped about 15 sleeping pills into both of their mouths after I did it.

>>733342517
Too suss
They won't fall for a strangers number

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alright this ones really edgy but i used to finger my 18 yr old sister when she was asleep i would wait till like 3 am just to do it and would rub one off doing it i was 14 when we had to sleep in the same bed at my grandmas

>>733342610
they would've found the pills still lodged in their throats

>>733342319
I get it anon. my health is mostly fine still, but I don't see life improving for me at all. It's been kinda fucked up for years and is just getting more so.

I know there's a point where it'll be too much. but at that point, what do I have to lose? I might as well just do whatever the fuck I want and see. quit my job, abandon my girlfriend, fly to another city, max out credit cards, try heroin, train to be a fireman, whatever.

If shit gets worse from there, fine. an hero is always an option. but if I've decided it's hopeless anyway I might as well do some shit on the way out and see how it goes.

>>733342638
You're a good guy anon.

>>733342610
Believed you until the part about the pills, nice try

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>>733342509
I cannot argue this.

>>733336508
I work in a pet store and i jizz on all the female babies,birds,kittens,puppies,lizards,snakes,rats even the grown ones i jizz on them feels good

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>>733336508
I'm a severely repressed person like i have so much emotion bottled up deep down which gives me terrible anxiety and Im scared that it's so late in my life It can't be changed

>>733342569
That's not very nice, but look at how you can see Chicago from across a bay but can't see Honolulu from across a Hawaiian Island and tell me that we wouldn't be able to only see the moon or sun unless the earth is flat.

Also look at how light shines down from clouds, only a flat earth could do that.

>>733342757

sigh...this thread went downhill faster than bobby brown trying to get sober

>>733341898
for buying the pics

>>733341955
i didnt have a pc, and i was too much of a gamma faggot to go to the library after school and do it.

I jizz on pet stores and then I feel good, especially the female ones.

>>733342683
I sell drugs and get at least 10 calls a day from random numbers/ people i don't know. just wait a week or 2 until you text them

>>733342807
No. Stop.

No one has reached the edge of the earth, plane's circle the earth regularly, we have photos from space, satellites orbit our planet regularly, they even have video of it.

stop.

focus that energy into finding proof to get trump impeached lulz

>>733342880
>female pet stores
wut

>>733342811
You say that but watching them lick the cum off eachother is so cute the way the birds look when they fluff their feathers and use the beak to peck out the cum and watching them gag a little on the thick load the rats and mice seem to just think of the jizz as food need i say moar?

I live in the same town as Youtube Mangina/Feminist White Knight Steve Shives.

>>733341081
yes.

>>733336508
Every time I help a female move (which is oddly often) I steal a pair of panties for masturbatory reasons.

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Having learned more about the political role my country (U.S.) plays in the world, I'm no longer ashamed of having washed out of the military for a second time at the age of 19 almost 10 years ago.It took some time and a lot of introspect, but I did it. I fear I'd piss off my highly-militaristic relatives if I had to explain to them *why* I'm not a soldier at this point though.

>>733342951
yawn..

Im having someone else sell major quantities of marijuana for me on the street and bring back a large portion of the keep for reup and the rest is going to my fathers medical bills/insurance.
I don't want to risk any charges or time by having the weight on me so use nigger friend to do it and let him keep some weed or cash

>>733340237

That's where I'm at too. But 2 young kids makes me wonder if I should file for full custody. She would likely kill herself if we got divorced.

As for my own secret, I have cheated on my wife with 3 different women, and as a bonus, 2 on the same day with sex acts she won't do. (BJ on the 1st and shower+anal with the other.)

I learned hotel rooms are expensive.

>>733342926
Trump did nothing illegal though.

Also, yeah, we've been to the edge of the earth and it's been covered up by the elites, all the photos from space? NASA admits they're photoshops so therefore what are they hiding other than proof the earth is flat?

>>733341407
Please do tell!

>>733342887
Are you sure itll work?
The guy is apparently fresh out of jail so he's probably more paranoid than normal

>>733342950
the females feel better, then when i put my balls inside them.

>>733342994

you're my hero of the day. to hell with your relatives, now you've gotta make sure to vote democrat and constantly brag about it (I'm not being sarcastic)

>>733341081
Nice im born on the 30th

Hey
I'm D and i miss you so much, i talk to you inside my head all the time. i wish we could talk. Are you still here?

>>733343118
like petco?

>>733341710
a consultation w/ a lawyer is pretty cheap. Get some REAL advice. Don't be stupid and think you know shit. YOU DON'T. I'm divorced.

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Jerked off and came on my aunt's freshly used bikini during a family pool party. Will never forget the way it smelled

>>733342951
Why don't you stick your dick in them? They enjoy sex its not even rape they are asking for it give one a good home feem them and take their body for pleasure what dogs and cats and pets are for just saying why you got jizz all over them?

>>733343065
Thankfully no kids here

worst i've done is kiss another girl, but more out of frustration then any connection with said girl, don't even know that girls name.

kids make it more complicated.