edging thread

but why do i wish to be dominated by men?

>>733329887
because women suck

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>>733329887
Because you want to be filled with a mans seed until you over flow.

>>733329924
Also this

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who cares just accept it and love it

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why is it so difficult to hold a conversation with some people

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because they don't wanna talk to you

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>>733329962

i do want this
but why

>>733329924

women are too hard to understand and work around

>>733330151

cant i guses

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>>733330386
Because it feels good

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>>733330365
Teehee~
Don't leak my nudes like that, Snuffles-sama!

>>733330578

th?t's ex?ctly it

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>>733330601

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>>733330754

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>>733330365
damn thats cold

Squash reminds me of a Chihuahua dressed up as a mariachi musician; adorable, but too on the nose.

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Not to mention

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(I hit enter instead of shift and it posted too soon.)

Not to mention I'll shit on your floor if you don't feed me.

I'll feed you something.

sup

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Going to wank and sleep.

Night.

bye squash

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farewell squashingtons

hi demos

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hey there how are you

bretty good. had a cute boy sleep over last night~

hbu

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oh my oh my~ is this a special cute boy of yours?

i'm good, just thinking about boys and listen to music

>>733333641
What are you, a 15 year-old girl?

yes, I just met him two weeks ago and we have really hit it off

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>>733334044
no, i just have boys who need to be thought about.

>>733334121
oh good! i'm glad to hear you have a fruitful love life.
have you touched his butt yet

>>733334262
I touched his butt so much. He touched mine too. It's a lot of fun tbqh

>>733334332
Too lewd.

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>>733334332
>the tingly feeling of having your tuccus touched
it has been too long since i last felt a butt.
how did you meet?

>>733334578
Totty is best matsu

>>733334559
hey don't be hatin' just because you're jelly

>>733334578
we met on tinder. I got super-liked :3

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>>733334674
oso is best broso. no questions asked.
that being said, i still have a totty folder.

>>733334718
oh waow, he really *really* wanted you.
i didnt know fags used tinder too

>>733334908
oh, there is plenty of homosex on tinder. and it's a lot cleaner than grindr, because you don't have to get constantly solicited by 50-year-old men

>>733334718
I have no butts to touch tonight.

>>733335083
:(
why not?

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>>733335011 (checked)
have you used any apps other than tinder or grinder? i was using hornet and surge for a while, and they worked pretty much exactly how tinder worked.
also, you're in Massachusetts right?

>>733335245
I have hornet also installed and it is better than grindr in many respects, but still, the fact that tinder requires you to match before conversation can start makes a good filter.

I was in massachusetts until a few weeks ago when i moved to the bay area

>>733335173
Hunnibuns is at home.

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Snuggles, send me hundreds of empty 10oz aluminum cans.

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>>733335380
yeah that probably cuts out a lot of unwarranted dickpics and all that
although if youre using grindr that's probably one of the reasons you installed it since it is more of a hookup app

oh really, what made you make the move?

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longest you have edged for

>>733335643
6 hours

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Quick request, since this thread seems like the right place, does anyone have that pic of a fox with boners for teeth?

>>733335590
I tried a grindr hookup once and it was awkward and not fun. that was like a year ago and I haven't bothered with it since then. with tinder i went on a cute date first, and then later moved on to the fun stuff ;)

I got an internship in silicon valley. not sure I ever want to go back to the northeast.

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>>733335688
my bad wrong pic, ment to post this

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>>733335879
my bad, wrong again

>>733336181
you're really bad at this

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>>733335838
the way it should be~

if you stay in the bay, you'll never have to deal with chaining your tires because of ice or ridiculous uphill rides or having to look at the beautiful black snow.

i only birng it up cus i'm going to to massachusettes to visit family and eisen said to give you a hug for him

>>733336217
i know, my kindle was being retarded and wouldn't let me see which picture I had chosen. I had to use a different file explorer to find it.

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Ah yes, men... My favorite!

>>733336391
this

>>733336391
Gay.

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>>733335661

hah you call that edging

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>>733336460
Dont let your bf catch you creepin on other bois not him.

>>733336329
d'aww. too bad our paths won't cross this time around.

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>>733336648
yes. yes i do, in fact.

>>733336385
>>733331330
moar bryan

>>733335661
:O

how is that even possibru

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>>733336660
i have no bf dumbo

>>733336678
tell me more about your qt tho what is he like

>>733336735
after the first two hours, it gets easy to stay on the edge, and pre doesn't stop flowing. it does smell more and more like semen the longer you go on for. i remember that particular occasion i ate dinner during it. it was wild.

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Snuggles, I know you have thousands of aluminum cans sitting around your derelict shack in the woods. Send me a couple of hundred of them.

incredible

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>>733336681

it's not edging until you bleed

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>>733337005
RIP that last one then

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>>733337388 (checked)
have you bled before

>>733337399 (checked)
he broke up with me so he could have more time to play PlayerUnknown's Battleground.
rip indeed.

>>733337005
he's a qt3.14 twink with gorgeous eyes and a great bod. he's also interning here at another company and he is super smart

also, edging during dinner, that is some dedication

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penis

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"Can you understand," my father used to ask, "the despair of that condemned beauty? Of its days and nights?"

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>>733337628

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>>733337832
OwO

>>733329962
Do you have a life outside of these threads you fucking loser?

>>733335688
Anyone?

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>>733337548
how does he maintain his great bod

yeah i was straight up jerking it while eating spaghetti it was like going to war.

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>>733337545
I guess you just arent as appealing as PlayerUnknownButtrapewhatever

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>>733337886

pet s you

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>>733338021
yah. never dating a gamer again.

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>>733338093
spreads buttcheeks

>>733337545
>he broke up with me so he could have more time to play PlayerUnknown's Battleground.

sounds like the right decision

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>>733338331
i wasn't devastated

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>>733338125
You go gurl

>>733337979
i don't know man, he probably has a great metabolism

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>>733338542
yeah a good bit of advice
not that youd need it

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>>733338618
how old is he? i'm 20 and my metabolism died.

>>733329887
Because gay

>>733338690
he's 20 too. I've never had a good metabolism. but I am making up for it by biking to work every day and working out

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>>733338641
Yeah, I dont worry about dating because no one would ever date me.

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>>733338807
biking and swimming is the way to go. that and eating less- that's really been hard.

>>733338876
same

>>733337201
This is just too (literally) autistic, even for this thread.

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>>733338709
What is this, the brig in ss13?

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>>733338250

what a pronounced donut

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>>733339026
Y-you too

>>733339026
yeah eating less is probably the biggest thing. I'm a terrible snacker. That's been tough.

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>>733339164
eat the donut

You gays still showing eachother your dicks on telegram?

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>>733339164
Donuts are good

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we knoow major tom's a junky~

>>733339293
i just snack on celery and red peppers. that helps a lot.

>>733339165
me too thanks

>>733339780
my favorite new "healthy" snack is celery sticks in guacamole. it's actually about as good as chips with the same.

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>>733339780
You three, good job, a big thumbs up 4 u.

>>733339875
I should make guacamole sometime

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>Make guacamole
>Rub on dicc
>have bf licc it off ur dicc as a treat b4 the succ
>Peanutbutter works too

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>>733339875
since i'm a millennial i've been weeding myself off of guacamole so i can afford a house. i use hummus instead.

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I would prefer hot fudge

>>733340061
it's easy to make and so delicious
avocados are a little expensive rn tho due to some kind of shortage

>>733340244
chickpeas are nasty tho
i can afford avocados and they have guac for free at work so :^)

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>>733340302
... on celery?