What's /b/ drinking tonight? Pic related, taste of my homeland.

File: cuckhold.jpg (368KB, 1667x2083px) Image search: [Google]

368KB, 1667x2083px

>>733326826
fuck

File: IMG_20170316_204242.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2448x3264px

>>733326826
always the same shit.

older pic but i'm drunk and can't be bothered.

My friend just got her PhD so I'm going over to her place tonight with a bottle of Meiomi Pinot Noir.

We'll see what happens

>>733327117
hit that shit raw dog and bail!

>>733327321
eww gross.

>>733327117
PhD in succ I presume

File: beeeeeeeeeeeeeer.png (329KB, 433x611px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 433x611px

got a growler of the bourbon barrel aged version

>>733328355
How old are you? 19?

>>733329728
Yep, stereotypical huh?

>>733326826
You again lol. I'll be joining you in a bit friend.

File: 0008427918422_A.jpg (119KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 1500x1500px

Karkov and iced tea

File: sa.jpg (10KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 225x225px

>>733326965
i've transitioned to pic related

>>733330829
i didn't know they put stella in cans, never seen it. it's a great beer tho.

Some Beam and this awful salted caramel beer.

>>733331027
yeah i think it's cheaper in cans but idfk

File: 33cl-tripel-combi-800x1204.png (361KB, 480x723px) Image search: [Google]

361KB, 480x723px

>>733326826
this one. it's good. nice belgian.

>>733330567
is iced tea and vodka good? I've never tried that.

File: 31dover-ketel_one-shadow320x1000_1_.jpg (64KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 1000x1000px

I like this but it usually gets me a little too fucked up. I like it but I pay for it the next day.

>>733331383
try it and find out.

File: 8b1828dd0023729382d9c81f82f4df3e.jpg (43KB, 570x334px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 570x334px

Good Olde 7&7

>>733328355
Hopefully a joke

Just started for tonight.
Drinking an IPA mixed with whisky.
I could just drink them both separately, but this way is quicker.

What are you guys doing while drinking?

I'm writing a short story. Trying to at least. Just a weird horror story, but I might be able to sell it. That is, if I finish it.

>>733333331
HOLY FUCKING ONE FUCKKING OFF
>>733333333

>>733333781
only retarded children care about that shit, fuck off.

>>733333924
fuck you cunt
pseudointellectual literary scum

File: TheBestTheBestTheBest.png (318KB, 451x666px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 451x666px

This bad boy.

Fucking delicious.
Irish single malt whiskey, Irish cream, Belgian white chocolate.

>inb4 ur a faggot
Call me whatever you like and see if I give a fuck.
This shit is the best I've had for a long time, highly recommend it.

>>733334032
Hey, I'm the writing guy and this >>733333781
wasn't me.
And I'll have you know what I'm writing is far from intellectual.

>>733334187
>>733333781

fuck i screwed that up
I meant this >>733333924
is not me.

>>733332884
What ipa and what whiskey

>>733334297
The IPA is just a local microbrewery's. It's actually pretty good by itself, but not the best IPA I've had.
The whisky is cheap Canadian Club. I know. I'm terrible.

>>733334498
better than jack

File: 1.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>733333331
Watching Silicon Valley tonight

>>733333331
shitposting on the chan ofc

File: cruzan-rum.jpg (198KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 500x500px

>>733326826
Drinking to get drunk. Just chugged half a bottle of Cruzan Rum. It's not bad. There is basically no hangover too.

File: IMG_0705.jpg (1MB, 3024x4032px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3024x4032px

>>733331027
pic extremely related. 5 deep now

>>733334568
I love me some Jack D. That and Redd's Apple Ale.

File: GB_NAS_AppleBlackcurrant_New.png (102KB, 270x487px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 270x487px

>>733326826

>>733335463
hangovers depend on how much you drink, not what you drink
at least, mostly
darker liquors contain more contaminants and congeners that can contribute to hangover
but basically all that matters is the amount of ethanol ingested, not whether it was beer, whisky, tequila or whatever

File: 18643752_10208954764048294_1077168279_n.jpg (35KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 540x720px

>>733326826
Cuz im a degenerate

>>733335786
doesn't the amount of sugar affect it
clear licks == no hangover

>>733336038
There is a lot that goes into a hangover.

A rough formula is:

Amount of sugar + amount of ethanol ingested - clarity of the drink - amount of water you ingest(to a degree) = relative hangover

>>733336310
huh nice
yeah the amount is biggest factor i think but vodka is the best for no hangover

>>733336597
>vodka is the best for no hangover

you sound like a fucking retard, if you get drunk you will have a hangover. period.

>>733326826
MD 2020, Strawberry Kiwi

Cant post a pic because camera only takes 2.5 mb pics or higher and i cant be fucked to compress them on a phone.
Currently holed up in my bathroom taking a bath while drinking my last few shots of this shitty Orloff whipped cream vodka with a few shitty genesee beers to drink between them.
I wish i had some drugs. I dont care which anymore. Coke would be nice. I hate existing and getting fucked up when im not working is the only thing keeping me from killing myself and others. Mostly others.
Time to crack another beer open and continue the wait for death.
I dont wanna select all the gas stations...

>>733336785
vodka causes less hangover than, say, red wine. thats a fact

File: 20170521_222329-747x1328.jpg (139KB, 747x1328px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 747x1328px

>>733326826
Just trying to get wasted before my second one week of unemployment

>>733336867
Weed, Xanax, Watson 10s, and some tasty craft beer my uncle made. Killer combo.

>>733337025
no, you're still sounding like a fucking moron that has never been drunk, but please continue to post.

>>733337190
this pussy bitch gets a hangover if she looks at alcohol

>>733337190
Any seasoned drinker will tell you you're getting a hang over if you drink enough to actually get fucked up, I agree with you lol. I do know a few people with low tolerances who can drink like a couple shots and a couple beers. Get a real good buzz and zero hangover. Myself I have to drink a lot to actually get fucked up so hangover every time.

>>733337134
Id suck your dick for a few xannies and a joint right now, no joke. But youre likely too far away to engage in degeneracy with me. Ah well.

>>733337331
ive been fucked, trashed and wake up the next day like nothing happened
must be genetics, i know my grandad basically drank himself to death

>>733331383
the iced tea was just a chaser

>>733337331
Man, I'm an 'alcoholic' (my entire family is, I don't really care too much for it but when I drink I drink a lot) and even after a wild night like splitting a 26oz of vodka, 2 bottles of wine and a pitcher of beer between me and a friend, neither of us are hungover. My stomach feels a bit shitty the next day but that's it.

File: 1459453627001.jpg (16KB, 360x270px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 360x270px

>>733328355
>cinnamon whiskey

>>733337466

Gonna go with a good fashioned 'asl' on this one.

File: IMG_0313.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4032x3024px

10/10 would buy again

>>733338300
21 thank god,
I have a dick,
And i live in niles Ohio
Because i cant afford anything nicer and i cant just go be a drifter like id like.

>>733338462
are you a trap? hrt? implants?

File: thedick.gif (123KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 200x200px

>>733337466
>>733338300

good wub a lub dub dubs

>>733338656
Nah as much as it kills me that im not feminine, i have too much testosterone to be anything other than a hairy ass, skinny white dude with anger problems.

I had 2 fourlokos and listened to a bunch of bright eyes . I feel bright eyes enhances sad drunkness

File: IMG_0302.png (261KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 750x1334px

>>733326826

>>733339017
sounds like me
except im brown and not hairy
you may be surprised that a brown person is not hairy but I'm not asian brown I'm caribbean brown which is a mix of indian and latino so I look indian but im not hairy so fuck you

>>733335786
Perhaps. I may speaking subjectively here. I dont experience much of a hangover here and other people I have talked to about this also dont experience much of a hangover.

File: IMG_0304.png (355KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

355KB, 750x1334px

>>733326826

>>733339436
That would actually be pretty interesting.
Just HOW indian?

>>733339587
mostly, its a colonialism thing so no-one even fucking knows but im definitely like 80% indian
the rest of me is portugese

File: Milk.jpg (311KB, 2365x2365px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 2365x2365px

The best shit every

was expecting to split some Miles Davis' Bitches Brew with my college grad brother, but turns out the guy hates stouts.

File: coulsons175.jpg (38KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 450x450px

drinking Coulson's Vodka

Warlgreen's special

$5 for a fifth

yes it's cheap

yes it's gutrot

yes i'm gettin shitty faced for 5 bucks

>>733340311
i feel you but the gutrot is never worth it fuck m8

File: file.png (322KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 450x450px

>>733340311
>>733340644
i feel the need to respond since we both got dubs

i've learened over the years (not proud, just facts) that drinking a SHITLOAD of water really pays off.

but even more importantly than that, i've started taking baking soda before bed and when getting up.

teaspoon of baking soda in your last big swig of water before bed REALLY pays off in spades

trust me. the shit costs a dollar for a box and its priceless. even read that it lowers your cancer risks of all types, it's a strong alkaline

water

I just had my first beer, the feeling isn't even that great

>>733341727
Same

>>733341727
>>733341894
Waaaah i drank one of these things most people drink three to ten of and im not feeling it it must be shit waaaah
Thats you and im on my fourth or fifth beer now? Like five shots so far on top of it.
Fucking pansy ass kids

What are you saying?

>>733342168
Good job on being a degenerate alcoholic.

>>733342352
>>733342168

>>733334145
ur a faggot

>>733326826
i drink peeach juice and eat a handfull peenuts

>>733334145
have fun with ur diabeetus

>>733336037
No shame in that. That's what I'm on tonight.

>>733334145
holy fucking shit that looks immaculate

very jealous

>>733326826
Vodka martini in an old fashioned glass, using Sobieski and Martini & Rossi.

Don't have any decent olives, got some garlic stuffed a while back. They're still fine, but just don't mesh well with it.

>>733331327
Actually its a dutch beer. Brewed just near the Belgian border in a old monastery . I live 5 km from this brewery.

>>733335047
hahaha it was a decent episode

>>733336037
I'm 19 days sober, I loved this shit... I was drinking atleast one of those anight with a 6 pack of tall boy PBRs. Did it for like over 3 years, 5-6 nights a week. Went to rehab and promised myself at least 3 months of no more drinking to heal my liver since it's a little fucked up.

>>733345440
lol sounds pretty lame bro

>>733345440
Good for you for putting your health first, I just graduated college and this ended up being my go to bottle, helped me through as much as a college kid needs to go through lol

>>733345839
It is what it is, sucked getting up every morning for work still half drunk.

>>733345440
sober-bro here. good luck man. just remember that when you slip, get back on the horse

>>733326826
I got absolutely shitfaced with my /b/ros last night and I am definitely down for round two of the /b/ drunkass dance party (currently making my own lemon drops because I am such a massive faggot)

Who's got some music you niggers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJrwc6RRhMY&feature=youtu.be

>>733343521

Ah good ole' Sobieski. The most heroic pollack in history inspiring drunk retards to act like drunk retards.

File: alcoholic drink.jpg (37KB, 490x490px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 490x490px

>>733345969
yea i'm not trying to trol man it really does sound pretty lame, sounds like a crusade. i gave up on crusading a while back

nowadays i binge drink HARD but i manage to keep it down to not TOO often, plus i took 2 months off recently. thinking that's probly okay.

yea i hear you man i like living too, not one of those "lets just die" types, but there's no way i'm ever gonna give up the drink, just gonna work it in with ingenuity

File: 20170522_001729.jpg (962KB, 2560x1536px) Image search: [Google]

962KB, 2560x1536px

>>733326826
The gold standard

>>733346797
my nigga

>>733346797
myyyyyyyyyyyyy man
the land of sky blue water

god damn i must have drank more hamms than bud and budlight combined in my life, and i live in STL

god bles

File: 337454.jpg (401KB, 1067x1600px) Image search: [Google]

401KB, 1067x1600px

yea ik its gay but im just tryna get drunk

File: o-CAPRI-SUN-570.jpg (90KB, 570x718px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 570x718px

This shit man, gets me fucked up every time

>>733347024
yea bro jesus fuckin christ tha's pretty gay
i mean honestly
the only way you have a valid excuse to be drinking that is if your mom or sister left some

>>733347024
Nothing gay about getting drunk /b/ro.
I just switched form bourbon to a goddamn Mike's hard lemonade and last I checked my testicles were still attached

>>733346976
>>733346984
Have it in my soda machine and on tap I must drink 30-40 cans a week (I'm from Wisconsin)

>>733347151
yea i take full gay responsibility for it, and you were close my mom actually got them for me so shiet i aint complaining

>>733347242
the bar down the street from my house has 'em for a buck a pop so I usually get a few of those on the way home before I gotta deal with the fucking beezy. I'm a big fan.

>>733347213
I feel you, if there was any hard shit id be guzzling that down in a minute but sadly I have to resort to this, Redds Apple Ales arent bad tho.

>>733347398
dis nigga keeps getting manlier and manlier

>>733347398
having mom buy you shit is pretty nu-male-alpha, so hey, i ain't gonna diss

File: Tyler.png (143KB, 287x296px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 287x296px

>>733347604
I mean I didnt ask her to buy it for me so meh

File: crown-royal-northern-harvest-rye.jpg (515KB, 820x1200px) Image search: [Google]

515KB, 820x1200px

Canadian Crown Royal
had it sitting on the shelf for years, so why not

>>733347838
Ok. . .now I am just confused (and possibly wasted). I thought all Crown Royal was Canadian.

>>733347969
it is, just saying full name

File: IMG_2473.jpg (30KB, 400x600px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 400x600px

>>733326826
I am also drinking from homeland

>>733347411
Are you also a wisconsinite?

>>733348136
Not the same dude, but Milwaukee here, this is the guy trying to stay sober for 3 months lol.

File: IMG_0646.jpg (26KB, 257x253px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 257x253px

>>733347832
>fruit in beer

>>733347969
You're correct, I think they meant to say Northern Harvest, the variety he has.

By the way, its a really fucking good rye. Check it out if you ever get a chance. (The Northern Harvest, not CR in general)

>>733348136
no sir, Oakland California faggot here. Seems there is more respect for 'crappy' midwestern lagers though in general lately (around these parts).

About fucking time this niggers smartened up. Not everything has to be a fuck IPA.

File: file.png (790KB, 840x630px) Image search: [Google]

790KB, 840x630px

>>733326826
>>733348095
i'm sorry for you guys for what happend to Karlgod last night

I really want Karl to win the cup, i really do. he is lord and god

>>733348197
Is your name Dan?

>>733342354
Still working hard at it. Im like three? Beers further down now im not sure but im ganna go grab two more while i can still stand up.
Its hard to type and i forgot this thread was a thing
Fuck i wish this would kill me already
Slectall the busses you faggot

>>733348471
wanting to die isn't edgy anymore man, it won't get you any attention. everyone wants to die now.

wanting to live is what's different

>>733348414
Nah, Sam.

>>733348543
drinking is the war against death. bottoms up faggots.

File: download.jpg (222KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1000x1000px

>>733326826
Drinking like a Russain peasant. Trying for ten +shots wish me and my liver luck

>>733348622
luck mr. dubz. I'd wish you russian luck but I don't think they have any.

>>733348597
Where at in Milwaukee my family is from there

>>733348744
Southside, close to UWM campus.

>>733326826
Double rum & coke
three 24 oz Rainier
12 oz Bud
Off to work tomorrow.

File: img_3301.jpg (2MB, 3072x2304px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3072x2304px

watch out y'all. we got a badass over here...

>>733349094
*16 oz Rainier

>>733349067
Damn we were north side before white flight. Got friends in cudahy tho. (We're polacks)

>>733348543
>implying i was trying to be edgy to elicit responses from overweight 30 year olds living in parents house
>implying i dont try too hard at life to succeed and please the pleaseless people in this existence we call life only to be metaphorically shit on daily
>implying i dont wish i was just simply a better person who was better at life
>implying im not already drunk
Not drunk enough
>implying i havent already mostly forgotten what im even replying to
>implying i dont genuinely wish for death since it comes one day anyway and i just want literally everything done and over with since every second is filled with pain of the physical,mental, and spiritual kind on a daily basis
Fuck you. All i want out of life anymore is to get drunk, high, snort a thimble full pf some good cocaine, and die a good death, but not before making sure i tske care of the people i have to take care of. This is hell and you poor fucks dont have the willpower to realize it

File: 4chan in full effect.gif (1MB, 292x278px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 292x278px

>>733349573
ultimate *****TIP***** in your direction, my good friend - o

>>733350094
Im not a waiter you fucking queer i dont want your pity dollars

>>733350199
well, pity is all i have for you, if you reject that, you have nothing, as you did before

>>733350302
Wrong i have booze. Nigger

File: cfXuwcI.jpg (696KB, 2136x3204px) Image search: [Google]

696KB, 2136x3204px

I'm a bourbon/rye snob. Fucking shame they ran out of this.

vdka

>>733348210
>tfw you will never live in the world Capitol of beer

File: ass n glasses.jpg (622KB, 3078x3200px) Image search: [Google]

622KB, 3078x3200px

alright i'm drunk

what's up guys

i wanna answer questions

ama

>>733326826
Water

>>733326826
Homemade limoncello. Good stuff.

File: steam whistle.jpg (75KB, 423x840px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 423x840px

Steam Whistle (straight from Canada)

>>733340311
Cheap vodka isn't rotgut, it's just a good deal. Almost all vodkas are made by diluting azeotropic ethanol (grain neutral spririt) with water. Azeotropic ethanol is highly rectified (like 96% ethanol and 4% water) without the congeners and fusel oils that cause hang-overs. What's the difference between Coulson's vodka and Skyy? Skyy costs more because it's in a pretty blue bottle.

some shitty box wine
picking up some nice liquor later today

The good shite

File: 5010677740012_t1_1200x1200.jpg (89KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 1200x1200px

>>733353451
I'm too drunk to choose an image

File: znacka-pilsner-urquell.jpg (36KB, 317x355px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 317x355px

the only option

>>733353576
>>733353633
Ah shit boys, I'm right there with you. Who has got a funny song for me to dance around to while I wait for the beezy to get home.

>>733353325
this is the enlightened response i have been waiting for

yes, it's me responding

cheers, my friend. hope everything is well for you

>>733326826
bump

>>733353727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

I gotchu my firnd

>>733353963
Friend*
Typing is hard

>>733353963
WOOOOOOO!!!

WE GOT OURSELVES A /B/ DANCE PARTY!

>>733354103
SHEEEIIITTT YEAH MY NIGGA!!

>>733354387
Oh nigga? What you know about niggas?! I'm 200 percent nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJrwc6RRhMY&feature=youtu.be

>>733354493
I would laugh at that video everytime if I wan't drunk haha, but I'm laughting way to heard since I am haha

>>733354574
Word up fam. It's definitely one of my favorites. Hold on lemme find another one for ya. This one is only funny if you are retarded drunk (like me).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myh-sfLP7As

>>733354679
Good lord man what is this shit, good god I'm dying from laughint

>>733354775
Happy to be of service. I wonder if I can remember any others but I am totally wasted. I'll definitely start a /b/ dance party thread tomorrow night around the same time.

>>733337077
Jerry is always my go-to when I'm looking to get hammered.