Why don't you have a beard yet?

genetic disadvantages

Because I don't like facial hair

>>733296458
I have tho

>>733296458

The hospital I work at wont allow it.

>>733296458
I do, not as thick as the picture, but passable

>>733296458
Lurking for beards

Because the in-between stages look ridiculous and I suit stubble anyway.
I'd kinda like a decent beard, but it just isn't worth looking homeless for a few months before it looks good.

I'm not a trendy faggot millennial.

I was gonna say because i don't give a shit, but i just touched my chin, and apparently there is a beard there.

>>733296458
I have an adult job.

>>733296458
I'm not a Muslim

I do, but I don't know if it'll ever be that magnificent.

>>733296553
Men grow beards to show their authority and advantages over other men. Faggots shave to be soft like a woman's legs

Because I don't need over-compensating facial hair to be secure in being a man.

>>733296580
Because growing a beard is a new thing, right

>>733296458
Because I have a strong jaw line and a prominent chin and if I grow a beard I look like Abe fucking Lincoln.

>>733296843
Why is that a bad thing?

Anyone going to post their beard?

>>733296458
Its a work in progess, I got some chinstrap action going,

>>733296580

This

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>>733296915

>>733296656
>authority and advantages over other men

Well, that certainly explains all the hipster faggots.

>>733296903
Not necessarily a bad look, I just don't personally like it. It doesn't grow in thick on my cheeks either so I kinda look amish.

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>I have a beard

>>733296458

Have had a goutee for 20+ years. Not changing it now.

Also bald guys look stupid with a beard. Not as stupid as a guy with a man-bun, but still..

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>>733296915

>>733297176
Stupid phone. Sorry anon

>>733296458
It looks bad, on me and in my profession, it makes you look like a caveman. Also new beards are shit for 6 months
>>733296656
>I don't feel manly without a beard
Basically what you just said

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>>733296458
because I'm underage

This month I'll have had a full on beard for 2.5 years. Don't think I can ever take it off tbh.

In the old Germanic culture (pre-Rome) young men had to shave their faces until they killed a man in battle. After that they were allowed to grow a beard

>>733297056
Nice and long. Hope you keep it well groomed
>>733297176
Short and simple. I like the mix of colour going on
>>733297127
Thanks for posting one of your whole face. I'm a fan of the short sides, long on top hairstyles with full beards. You've got a nice shape going too. Does it always look so ginger?

>>733298053
Why don't you post yours anon

>>733298167
Don't have one

>>733296458
I'm only 14 so I only have a mustache but I'll have a beard soon!

>>733298812
Underage. B&

>>733296458
Can't really grow one, and I look better without facial hair anyways

>>733298812
nb4 ban lol mods mods mods

>>733296458
Can't stand he feeling on my skin.
Not really hygienic.

'Cause I go my own way and don't conform to fads like most of these yuppies nowadays.

>>733299020
Do you need a boyfriend to hold your hand and tear up dat ass?

>>733299120
maybe you should wash it daily and after you eat like you would your hair or do you shave that too? sound a little lazy.

Because I'm 12

>>733299149
no, that would be gay, anon.

>>733296458
mainly because no matter how much I condition, oil, or leave it alone it gets scrubby and wiry. If I could have a long beard and have it not feel like a bundle of fishingline and sos pads I'd go for it.

I am 30 and have little to no facial hair..I couldnt grow a beard even if i wanted too, feels bad man.

>>733296503
This. Blame the asian genes.

>>733296580
This.
Society has ruined the beard.

>>733296580
you're admitting to being underage?

>>733299239
>wash it daily and after you eat like you would your hair
Washing your hair after you eat kekekekek

>>733299796
>normies ruin things I like my liking them to
way to not be your own man. Not doing something because people do it is being just as controlled as people who do because other people do.

>>733300255
Nah I never really liked them anyway, so I wouldn't even grow one if hipsters didn't ruin them.

I understand where your coming from though, you make a good point. But to me beards just remind me of faggotry.

Also shaving gives me an extra thing to do.

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I'm 19 and still can't grow a fucking beard.

Went through late puberty, and I look really young, it sucks.

I don't even want a full beard, just at least some stubble to make me look a bit older

>>733300812
comes with age most men can't grow a beard that looks full enough to look like decent beard until 30ish. I would say don't try to grow one every year and looking like shit for 2-3 months a year like a lot of dudes
just wait until you're 28-29

>>733300812

Dude, im 30 and i legit look 17.

>>733301212
I can't tell you how many times I've heard people say that and without exception they're wrong.

>>733296458
Because my goatee is more sinister

>>733301199
>>733301212
>>733301311
Chek'd

>>733301377
See
>>733301405
Chek'd

>>733301311

What, people who think they look much younger than their age? This is no joke, im not gonna post a picture or anything but a few months ago i had to show ID just to buy a lighter, and i ALWAYS have to show ID when buy alcohol or cigarettes.

>>733297425
Oooh, shouldn't have said that.

Shitskin here. I don't grow my beard out for obvious reasons, most notably that I will end up looking like an Jihadi faggot. When I shave, I look more white. As a result, people aren't racist to me.

>>733301957
I think you're just delusional about your appearance and dress/act like a teenager still.

>>733296580
34 y.o. male and I approve this message.

>>733302159
try growing longer hair on your scalp. I look full blown dune coon if I cut my hair shorter than 2 inches beard or not.

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>>733299349
No it isn't you faggot, the dicks don't touch.
>LRN2GAY

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Because i have a real man job that requires me to shave

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>>733302951
ill just leave this here for you then

>>733302951
what job is that? Even banks let you grow a beard. Only jobs that come to mind are retail and fastfood (bitch boy service industry jobs)

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>>733302951

>>733296580
/thread

>>733296658
this

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>>733303221
Keeping you safe 24 7

>>733303530
(US here) our police and firefighters can have beards

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>>733298053
> Grading stranger's beard's online
> Straight
Choose one

>>733297317
>>733297385
>>733297479
>>733297566
>>733297646
>>733297727
>>733297817
What the fuck is this guy's problem? why he talks about his beard the whole time? why so much faggots think that a faggy homo-from the 80's beard makes them more of a man? did his uncle raped him and made him feel like a girl?
why does he have to be so insecure?

>>733303708
Fire fighters can't. Read done nfpa literature idiot. I am a fireman

>>733303708
>my district speaks for all districts
wew

>>733296458
because only knights wear beards, the king is always shaved!
Men with beards are tools. :^)

>>733303991
maybe not a footlong one but as long as the respirator fits snugly. It's not like a penis pump or something where you need perfect flesh contact for suction.

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>>733296458
why haven't you kys yet?

>>733296458
I do but its fucking shit. The problem is I look even worse without my shitty beard. If there are any anons with /beardadvice/ I'd gladly take that shit.

beards have become the sign of a metrosexual, numale fellow and I'm not interested in being in that category.

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Jealous faggots?

>>733304470
crybaby faggots who can't grow always say this

>>733304470
you already are by letting other people dictate your life by inversion. You're the counter culture cuck inverter. I name the greatest bitch.

>>733304551
epic
Here's your (You)

>>733304678
oh, my. i've upset you. sorry for that.

>>733304551
not the same guy
why the fuck all of you insecure delusionals faggots think that because someone doesn't have a beard is because he cant grow one?
my fucking beard grows fast as fuck but i shave because i dont need no faggy facial hair to prove that im a man.
y'all remind me of faggots that drive hummers to compensate their 2 inch dick

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>>733304193
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, beards are very "kingly".

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Im 16 and I prolly have more beard than most of the pll her
Picture similar

>>733304859
your self aggrandizing hissy fit isn't very becoming :)

>>733296458
Does a neckbeard count?

>>733296458
Because when my facial hair grows too long i get pimples along my jaw line.

>>733297127
Redneckbeard alert

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>>733296458
camera older than hitler

>>733304939
???
whatever faggot, keep grooming your neckbeard

>>733305115
KEK. you're easily triggered :)

I don't like the look of beards and I doubt I would like how they feel to. I have never shaved the sides of my face because I don't grow much hair and it's pretty sweet.

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>>733305115

>>733296458
I did but It became an identifier so I got rid of it and went from being "beard guy" to being "fat guy". That was actually a good thing, people don't walk up to me shout YOU'RE FAT and start jiggling my tummy around but they thought it was perfectly fine to do the equivalent with a beard.

>>733305158
> :)
sure kiddo, sure

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I mean im starting to get one

>>733296458

Because I'm not an unemployed hipster faggot

>>733297817
i want to crawl inside my own beard and die

>>733305394
looks like shit

>>733305374
you're hurt pretty bad. you'll keep replying

>>733305444
trips confirm

>>733296458
Because I'm NOT gay.

>>733304859
post your face

>>733296458
Because real men don't give a fuck what they look like. It would be different if you didn't have any shaving instruments readily available because you were making for the north pole or in the friggin' jungle. Now that shaving is so easy, having a beard anywhere it isn't cold as fuck all the time is a fucking affectation, and affectations are for pussies.

>>733305405
>mfw im a bearded unemployed hipster faggot

huh

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U guys can buy my sweat and inject it. It's pure test

>>733305449
KEK
u so salty m8, is your neckbeard itching?

>>733305444
Married and got a good job. Not really trying to please other people.

>>733296656
Been in a gay bar lately?

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>>733305573

>>733305394
Looks good, keep growing

>>733296458

I had one till I was about 24 (2004) and shaved it off. Then all of the sudden it became a big faggy trend among rough-traders and I'm so glad I got rid of it before all these empty-frame, man-bun twats happened.

>>733305612
see? do it again

>>733305547
why? i said i shave, i dont have a beard, do you even english señor americano?

>>733305394
this is a respectable length. Give it a pass over
WITH THE GRAIN only with a beard trimmer set to 4/5 depending on model ,to clean up the the stray hairs. Don't go too much taller than this. I don't think you have the follicle count to do a long beard but this is good.

>>733302531
You do know that you yourself are a millennial don't you? So stating your age has an adverse effect.

>>733305728
Yeah i know it needs a trim but i just moved and dont have a trimmer yet.
>>733305690
Thanks m8

>>733305723
>see? do it again
>keeps replying to me
k, keep replying to me salty hoe KEK
your neckbearding intensifies so much

>>733305628
that doesnt change the fact that it still looks like shit

>>733305870
i can make you reply until this bread is dead. :)

>>733296458
Because I don't like shit like Food,Tooth paste, etc, stuck on my face. Also what is the name of the cartoon where the guy had a birds nest in his beard?

>>733305673
that kinda looks like my mom...

>>733305549
this guy gets it
faggots be so insecure

>>733296458
Because it's summer time in Houston already and would rather not have a grimey feeling beard

>>733306009
Your opinions are worthless so in a sense it does

>>733296458
I don't like the way hair feels on my face.

>>733305807
millennials arent a thing

>>733306020
> :)
dream on fag
im making reply your salty ass

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>>733305549
>real men dont give a fuck what they look like
>they meticulously shave their face clean everyday

ok

>>733298812
> underage

Guarantee it looks bad. Shave it off and wait until you get real facial hair or you'll continue looking like you gave a mexistache

>>733296458
Why you have a beard?

>>733306268
no need to dream on. i'll make you reply again. :)

>>733296656
That's the most insecure thing I've heard in a while.
Insecurity isn't a manly trait friend

>>733306158
>M'lady

>>733298812
post pic of your mom's panty drawer

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can't grow one of any decent size, probably the small % of native indian in me

pic related, its pretty much the maximum it goes. If I let it grow for months it just balls up under my chin a little, no sideburn connections or jawline hair at all

>>733306542
Please tell me you're taller than 5 foot

>>733306352
>meticulously shave their face clean
you talk about it like it is brain surgery, it aint big deal

>>733306413
> :)

because the follicles sink into my brain and spill testosterone everywhere

>>733305726
you said youre manly without it , elf

>>733306630
nope 5"0 manlet reporting in :)

>>733304443
what is shit about it

>>733306746
do it again. i can make you do this all day. :)

>>733296458
Not a retard

>>733306883
respect

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>>733296458
I'm not a muslim.

>>733306817
learn to read faggot, i never said im manly, i said that i dont need a beard to prove that im a man.
unlike yall insecure pussies

>>733296458
I have a fucking chin and a jawline. I dont need a beard to hide anything. Not hating on beards though.

>>733296458
I had shawed it because I am an idot. I miss my beard :(

My girl prefers clean shaven.
I prefer it on her, too.

>>733306951
yes, let the butthurt flow, keep em coming my neckbearded minion

>>733305394
Looking good, I like the shade of your hair.

>>733296656
Or theyre ugly as shit without one.

>>733307328
suck his dick now

>>733306351
Ay LMAO

>>733307274
yep. you sure are butthurt. you'll keep replying to confirm it. i'm sorry i upset you. :(

>>733296561
they allow hair on your head?

25, can't grow a decent one at all, been trying for years and years.

>>733307114
ok so youre a fag and you feel good with it so you dont need facial hair
its not like facial hair makes you a man but if youre a man you will like to have facial hair
just like bodybuilders rather dont like wearing pink skirts

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>>733296458
>im 12 y/o
XD

>>733307443
yes keep replying to me my salty butthurt marsupial, cry more so we all can see the autismo

>>733307622
nope, dope. you keep replying. i'm really sorry for upsetting you. i didn't realize you're such a delicate flower

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>>733296458
ITT people with small dicks compensate with it trying to have a big beard and throwing homophobic slurs to feel less feminine while all this bitching they do is feminine as fuck

>>733307576
Your insecurities are really shining through. Comparing being beardless to wearing pink. That shit must run deep with you. Just admit that you're ugly as fuck without a beard and nobody will care, but what you just typed is embarrasing. A guu in a pink tutu even seems more manly at this point.

>>733307785
ITT gay elves crying about dwarves having awesome beards

>>733297174
I also used to have a goatee for many years, and over Christmas break I decided to stop shaving and grew out my beard. But I actually got a lot of compliments, so I just left it.

>>733307964
why youre crying then ?

>>733307576
the fuck are you talking about?
>its not like facial hair makes you a man
>if youre a man you will like to have facial hair
facial hair aint shit, stop trying to compensate your lack of testosterone with your shitty facial hair, if you want to talk about manliness see general patton, john wayne, MacArthur, all tough motherfuckers without no shitty facial hair, more manly than you and me, facial hair doest mean crap, loser.

My retarded job doesn't allow beards but mustache is okay

>>733303860
Bisexual
>>733305111
Nice trips. Maybe a little to long. I'd shape it and do a bit more grooming. Looks wild
>>733305394
Beard wise, looks good. Short is easier to keep clean and groomed looking. It's your hair that doesn't seem to match although I'm not sure what cut I'd suggest.
>>733305573
Nice beard and hair combo.
>>733306542
Looks like it suits you tho

>>733307761
KEK
you are so secure about yourself, keep proving my point salty faggot

>>733308155
Consider it a tip. Take it as you like. Pretending I'm crying might soften the blow for you. What a girly insult that was, though.

>>733308170
tldr
my dick is 21cm
feels good to be physically superior as you can see im in a good mood and youre frustrated

>>733296458
>Why don't you have the 201X version of the mullet

Nobody has begged me to grow a beard up until now, I've had one before and it makes me look even more overweight.

There's a guy where I work. This guy's beard pisses me off. If I could get away with it, I'd tell him "Hey, man. Fuck your beard. Just fuck off with that thing."

>>733307999
that autismo

>>733308155
what are you? 10 years old?

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>>733308303
ty senpai

>>733308373
i am secure. you're the whiney bitch that keeps crying like a little faggot. :)

>>733308384
the dick in your ass is 21 cm fag, keep living in your delusional world mr. asperger

>>733296458
Coz I shave, like real man do.

>>733296843
> If I grow a beard I look like good ol' Abe
And this Anon doesn't want a bunch of greatful niggress and faggot niggers trying to suck his cock.
> I like you already Anon.

>>733297317
>>733297385
Christ, what an insufferable faggot.

>>733308624
you amuse me a lot kid, keep replying you are making my day

>>733297056
Why are you growing it sideways, Potato Timmy?
>>733297176

>>733305394

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>>733297305
been growing mine for a year now. still looks shit. i'll give it 1 more year before shaving if its not good enough. might save the chin tho and look like pic

I like it better clean shaved, looks good.
Aint nothing wrong with that

>>733306352
I don't shave my face so that I look a certain way, nor do I shave it every day. It is just easier to keep clean and not have to worry about whiskers sending food where it isn't supposed to go or collecting food--not to mention I live where it gets hot a lot.

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ITT a bunch of insecure betas trying to compensate their lack of manliness with facial pubes

>>733296458
Because I am not an amerifat neckbeard

I has a beard, a long one...
It was itchy around my nose and I got sick og getting stopped by cops and looked by scared white folks thinking I was in ISIS... Also the airport thing ain't cool... So fuck you, you dirty hipster.

>>733308920
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. :) do it again.

>>733309292
>everyone in here

some chicks dig beards. doesnt have to be about manliness. can also be about wanting something your genes wont allow. generalize less faggot.

>>733309292
I bet they love the scooby snacks aswell.

>>733309417
>tips fedora
man you really are that retarded, go on mate, keep proving my point

>>733296458
Job doesn't allow it

>>733309639
the only point you have is the one atop your head.

i told you i'd keep you replying until this bread is dead. you haven't let me down so far. keep it up, fifi. :)

>>733309639
>>733309417

This is starting to look stupid on the both of you.

>>733309566
and were are your chicks then?

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>>733309808
still workin on that. get off my back asshole.

>>733296458
Because I'm a 1/4 native and can't grow facial hair worth a damn

>>733309800
i know but the faggot is funny, he thinks he is playing tricks on my mind and shit lol, let him have his fun m8

>>733310019
you kids havin fun with your games?

>>733296458
Because i don't pretend to fuck bitches,
I fuck bitches without looking like the ideal internet guy

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>>733310001
>still working on that

>>733310105
honestly, yes

>>733297056
Trim that stache bro.

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oldfag checking in. I kind of have one.

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Trimmed it,wish I didnt

>>733311141
SHOW ME YOUR FERRETS

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any tips on how to straighten a curly beard?

>>733311604
beard oil. comb. blow dryer on low. comb down.

>>733311141
looks fine to my eyes

>>733311604
basically this
>>733311750
but the cull he unruly ones they tend to bring others with them.

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B-but I have

>>733296458
in b4 you become bald by 35

>>733311943
>>733311750

found a shop that sells mustache oil, but the bottle is so small. where do i get large buckets. store didnt have larger.

>>733296458
Because beards are gay af

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>>733296458
Because my beard is in the way.

>>733296458
Because I look good without one.

>>733311604
bleach is known to straighten hair

>>733312070
nice stache bro. how old is that thing?

>>733312070
You look like a Minecraft character fucked an underage dog wearing a tweed jacket

>>733312245
Maybe a couple of years or so

>>733312210
looks like we got a heckler in the audience folks.

>>733312286
Ok

>>733312144
only takes a couple of drops. I use about four drops and my beard is about six inches long.

>>733296458
>guy with beard: sir, you have a nice beard
>other guy with beard: thank you, kind sir. So do you!

Gay

>>733312440
in real life men with beards do not acknowledge each other

>>733312440
go to bed young'n.

>>733312144
yet again this
>>733312413
get a boar hair brush and comb it through it only takes like 4-5 drops. A little vial should last you a couple months.

>>733302951
chef at wendys?

>>733312440
Lol, bet you think dick rate threads and faces of /b/ is gay to!
Faggot

>>733312515
Sure you do.
You're all just closet fags

Because I'm not in the closet, I have a mustach like a realy homo. Stop trying to hide your gaystach with your silly beard

>>733312746
unless youve had a beard how on earth could you possibly know

>>733303991
my grandpapi was a fireman. he had a mustache. firemen have my respect. surely chiefs get to have facial hair right?

>>733312745
>Lol, bet you think dick rate threads and faces of /b/ is gay to!
Faggot

>spends time looking at dicks and rating them
>thinks he's not gay
Kek

>>733313031
hes obviously underage. or has feminine genes and no testosterone

>>733313031
Implying I don't know people personally
Of course people share there secrets with me

Most men with beards are gay, in the closet or not.
Kys faggot

>>733312515
i do whats wrong with that?

>>733313095
God damn you're dull

>>733313160
I can grow a beard, I just choose not to look like a faggot

triggered faggot, please kill yourself

>>733313310
or your faggot ass attracts gay men biasing your results

stop being so gay dude

>>733313310
>facts

obv. underaged.

>>733311462
Not ferrets,Degus

>>733313524
>i can grow a beard. but not a good one

explains it. gtfo.

>>733313585
chinchillas, rats whatever

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>>733310902
Great beard I like the colour too
>>733311141
Might've looked better if you had slightly longer hair but now the top of your head has a rounded shape and so does the bottom thanks to the beard. No sweat tho hair grows
>>733311604
Beard oil. Basically this >>733311750
>>733312070
That's pretty impressive. I like the look for model type pics and dressing up but it's a bit much for everyday in my opinion. Looks like you're pulling it off tho
>>733312144
You can get pic related at a Fred Meyer or Walmart. Works pretty well. Has my favourite smell. It's a small bottle cause you don't need much. You could also try beard shampoo. I think these same guys make some

>>733313534
Are you mad?

>>733313665
Did you get raped by your father?
Is that why you're a flaming faggot?

>>733296656
What are the Romans... I'm brown and live in the UK I don't want to look like a hipster or Muslim. The beard fad was 2014.guys

>>733313534
theres nothing manlier than fucking another man. you want a soft and cudly baby smooth girlfriend? pff. whos fucking gay?

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>>733313957

>>733313998
benefited me for work at one time. go used it it and kept it.

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Guyz rate my beard.

>>733313524
faggots shaves their beard just saying

>>733314347
pussy lips/10

>>733313795
furious