If you're in Switzerland, you must post ITT.

kek! post sth yourself first

>>733293611
Well, rules are rules.

So you have internet inside your safe ?

>>733293846

What do you want me to post?

>>733293848

Good boy.

>>733293936

Dirty French motherfucker.

in Kreis 4 Zurich

>>733294253
maybe some ITT like you wanted?

>>733294253
How the fucking fuck did you guessed i am french ?

No Swiss German, thanks. I don't speak it.

If you're an intelligent woman who wants a family, manifest yourself.

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german fag though

>>733294404
>How the fucking fuck did you guessed i am french ?

Because you put a fucking space before your "?" you dumb fuck. You also say "have internet" instead of "have THE internet".

That's how I spot the French every time.

>>733294481
Gg
But swiss dudes are half french

>>733294574
>But swiss dudes are half french

You take that back. I'm not half French, I just speak the language. You didn't colonise us!

>>733294574
bisch ä huerä gigu

>>733294648
Coz you're not niggers

>>733293611
I'm in Switzerland most of my time but I hate how people start writing Schwiizerdüütsch in these threads.

>>733294869

Ebony fever, eh?

>>733295408

Same. Where are you at in Switzerland?

And are you highly intelligent woman?

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>>733295472
Near Winterthur. I'm a highly intelligent, introverted transvestite with a furry fetish though.

>>733293611
I'm not in Switzerland
but I am in a Swiss

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anyone member when this was inappropriate?

good times

>>733293611
Post

>>733295737
Is he cheesy?

>>733295737

Where are you and are you a highly intelligent woman?

winterthur here. any girls from here?

>>733295827
My gf.

>>733295926

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAPPPPPPP

>>733295926
show us

Will an intelligent woman manifest herself?

all swiss people are pussies! they will never show nudes of her gf.

>>733296087
Not inclined to do so.

>>733296421

Reverse psychology won't work on Jung's nationals. Not even a nice try.

>>733296469

That's because she's gross, right?

>>733296469
>Not inclined to do so.
pussy as i said

>>733296421
Would you? That said, you would have to have a girlfriend in the first place.

>>733296554
Hideous. You wouldn't want to look at her.

Intelligent woman, speak to me.

>>733296614
if i had pictures of my gf then i would sure post

>>733296676

Well played. Is she highly intelligent?

>>733296699
>if i had pictures of my gf
>if i had a gf

>>733296712
No.

>>733296896
i do! but you?

Schwuchtel und Schlampe Fade

>>733297106
Show us!

Hallo süssi muschis !

>>733297280
schön wärs wenn hier mal paar schlampen zu sehen wären

>>733297280
Thank you for contributing.

No intelligent women in Switzerland, I'm disappointed.

>>733297370
>if i had pictures

Wär wött min seckel blaase?

>>733297502
doch schwuchtel faden

>>733297502

You want some seckels, you dirty Jew?

>>733297480
Make some.

>send nudes
Works everytime.

>>733297700
haha she`s not here atm

anon from lausanne reporting in,

working at a private shooting range, AMA

Grüezi mittrenand
Deutsch ist auch möglich
AMA

>>733297905
bonsoir

>>733297968
sali zamme

>>733297905

Ah, Lausanne, the city where I was born.

Are you a highly intelligent woman?

Where's that shooting range?

>>733297591
seckel = sack = ballsack

>>733297997
\o
Basler hier

>>733298044
lözärn

>>733298080
Aargauuu

aso ihr armlüchter - was gaht ab?

>>733298145
en aargöue.....hoi

Is there someone who would fuck my gf? Zurich area. If you don't look like shit, post your kik.

>>733298155
nichts, oder siehst du was?
>>733298236
post pic of her first pls

>>733298215
Hoi du. Laufts?

>>733294481
Nailed

>>733298236
>Is there someone who would fuck my gf?

It's about 2 hours from me. I work out and my dick is over 18 cm.

I've never done something like this, though, and I doubt I will, but just saying.

How hot is she? Is she a kind person? Is she intelligent?

>>733298310
scho und selbst?

>>733298366

And the "did you guessed" in case I had any doubt that this was the sorry result of French education.

>>733298236
25min

>>733298299
Sorry. Won't happen on here.

>>733298542

Why would you want another Swisser to have sex with your girlfriend?

That's creepy. You'd watch?

I'm super hot but I don't think I could handle such depravity.

Das bruchsch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNMnjKPPbeI

>>733298589
>i'm super hot
>/b/

>>733297972

adieu grand

>>733298000

nice trips, no and it's near the mont sur lausanne

>>733298542
where then? is she swiss? would also just watch too

>>733298374
Jo eh... sunntig obe halt

>>733298589
>I'm super hot
Sure

Going to spend a couple of weeks in Zürich this summer.

Anything special worth checking out over there?

>>733298764
und keine fotze am start :-/

whatsup fuckers, guy from Zurich and Geneva here.

>>733298691
As I said, post your kik.

She is swiss but you don't get to only watch.

>>733298899
So, you're bipolar?

>>733298906
dont have kik sorry bro

>>733298627

I'm from /fit/, no homo.

>>733298689

Can anyone go shoot or is for military training only?

>>733297502
genau niemer

>>733298964
you can say that. Not currently in der schweiz tho

Zürich, filthy Ausländer checking in

>>733298964

Was gonna say something like that. Kekked hard.

>>733298836
No nothing only bitches and refugees

hey ihr muschis! was lauft? gruess us züri11

>>733298836
The Zoo, Üetliberg, Niederdorf, Landesmuseum, Flussbad Letten, Freibad Höngg

>>733299048

any retard with an ID can come along rent a s&w 500 and shoot our ceiling

widr mal nur zürcher umenand

>>733299225
langstrass nöd vergässe

>>733299087
You can check out again. Thanks.

>>733299200
gruess zrugg du junky

>>733298836
You can get passively stoned pretty much anywhere in the city, weed everywhere

>>733299303
anderi sind zdumm zums internet benutze

>>733294325
Kreis 2. Fight me.

>>733299303
häsch öppe ä frächi schnurre du luschä

>>733299394
>d
every. single. one of my neighbours smoke weed its crazy

>>733299328
Ja, wobi...

>>733293611
I'm in Zurich but from the US. Only be here for one more night, not counting tonight.

>>733299427
typisch arroganter zörchr

sklavin gsuecht. jetzt mälde

>>733295408
verpiss dich du schwuchtle!

>>733299759
Joooo

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Ich und mini gf

>>733299605
Perfect. Go back home and never come back.

zeigen lieber mol euri schwänz

>>733299794
>writes in swiss german
>accuses someone of being gay

>>733299839
gibts von der auch nudes? post mal noch eins von ihr

>>733298836
There's a great Asian brothel in Glattbrug (a suburb). It's mostly Asian-European college students making some extra money.

>>733299839
zeig muschibilder

>>733298836
The Neuenhof FKK club. Trust me.

>>733299899
thx for translating

>>733299890
schwanzlutscher zisch ab

>>733298836
mausefalle, seriously cool club, a must see

devoti stutä gsuecht

>>733299839
bait?

>>733298600
WTF

>>733300157
ihr sind alles pussies

aso los ir versäger, bald müender go wörke

>>733299885
Nah

Wo sind in ZH die schönschte fraue zfinde?

Okay, I'm here.

So what's the plan this time around. Are we going to start a people's initiative to start a national social network porn conservatory or something?

>>733300000

>>733300631
Sind aber arrogant

>>733300631
Meischtens bi ihrem Fründ oder sich daheime.

>>733300729
Chloroform hilft

>>733300631
Züri het kai schöni fraue

>>733300456
du bisch d'fadetunte. wänn nöd dänn titte mit timestamp

>>733300631
i dä hurerei du depp

Wo sind ide schweiz die schönste fraue?

Ich glaube Luzern oder Wallis

>>733300968
ich sag VD

>>733300804
DU HUERE PANANE

Chreis 1, you plebs

>>733300968
walliser chasch rauche, fetti berglerwiiber

>criticize Zurich
>don't write anything about your home city
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Just accept that this is now the epicenter of Switzerland for the next 100 years.

op isch e huere schnäbichätscher

fuck zürich

who the fuck needs these faggots

d'amis sind abghaue...

ENOUGH WITH THE SWISS GERMAN ALREADY!

Fucking hell.

>>733301289
züri volle drecks flüchtling und neger

>>733299839
> go to bed, kenny

Kreis11

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>>733301432
na, mett?

>>733301409
What do you expect with all this faggotry?

>>733301391
mach ä flügä du hirni

Chrüzed a woner die wuche gsi sind

[ ] HB
[ ] Flughafe
[ ] Limmatplatz
[ ] Hardbrücke
[ ] Örlike
[ ] Langstrass
[ ] Dübi
[ ] Spreiti
[ ] Stadelhofe
[ ] ineme Migros-Restaurant

>>733300968
Bi de Walliserinne hesch emu dr Vorteil dass immer chasch säge du heigsch se nid richtig vrschtange...

>>733299839
Ich bin sicher, d'nina hetti freud

>be me
>looking for an intelligent woman in Switzerland
>Swiss Germans invade
>gibberish everywhere
>a fucking infection

Fucking hell.

I'm in Vaud, if there's still an intelligent woman around. I need brains.

>>733301123
Was wosch du blöde Grännitoggu vo mir?

>>733301451
es isch wahr anon, zum chotze und das wird verdammt lang so bliibe

>>733301771
Tell me more about Aigle, Bex and St Maurice

>>733301610
du huere mongo hesch d schwiiz vergässe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-anXkZhaso

>>733301610
du chasch mi mal aminere muschi läcke du spion

Wie hätt eure Lieblingslehrer oder Lehrerin gheisse?

What was the name of your favourite teacher?

>>733301451
Don't have a problem with that. Lots of them are cute.

>>733299839
alte die muschi kenni

offizielli fadesprache: mundart

>>733302261
Hör au uf!

>>733302261
glaubsch doch selber nit

und was isch bis jetzt eure gröschti erfolg gsi?

>>733301876

Wouldn't know what to say about any of these places.

>>733302209
du bish sicher au so eine wo jedes wucheend im exil hengt

>>733302508
Han einisch de Sporttag und es Pokerturnier im Internet gunne

>>733302561
You're just visiting I presume

>>733302634
na das isch ja bis jetzt tageshöchschtleischtig bravo-suscht no en looser meh?

>>733293611
DIetikon here

>>733302586
No, why would I?

Regularly, I'm usually a boring as fuck person that just sits at home. About the most exciting thing I generally do is take a solo bath in a hot tub.

Still nice that the girls at the odd party are cute.

Op wo bisch du transe?

>>733302828
>looser
Läck bisch du blöd

>>733302804

You presume wrong, I was born in Lausanne.

I live near Nyon now.

Alles dummi Huruschpesöhn doo

>>733302991
What's the nicest place in Lausanne? It's a bit sad we are writing in English But who are we to stop globalism.

>>733302923
und wieder ä meischterleischtig-für dich ischs beschte chopfschuss

Bildigscheck im fade: ich MAS

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Jetzt ladet mal meh bilder oder videos ufe susch gangi ufs WC

>>733303176
>What's the nicest place in Lausanne?

For me? It's that spot where you're about to take the highway near Ouchy. I hate Lausanne.

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>2017
>DJ Bobo tritt immer no uf

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>>733303378
gah go wixä du null

>>733303535
singt er für flüchtlinge?

>>733303462
Rents in Geneva are high as fuck. I hope it's not the same in Lausanne or Nyon.

>>733303654
>aargauer
>für flüchtlinge

Wetsch mi verarsche

>>733303963
dä staat zahlt dä bobi ja

>>733303887

Real estate is rape everywhere. I got 60m2 for 1600 a month.

Wo isch hüt dä frauepower?

>>733297905
ça va dans c'te village de pêcheur sur le bord du lac de G'nève?

>>733304606

ta gueule le frouz

>>733304606

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>733298836
This is a nice spot

>>733304675
Au moins je sais conduire

Alli luschene scho im bett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh5oiFwwlpc

Deutscher der an der HSG studiert nun auch anwesend!
Wie viele Feindbilder erfülle ich?

>>733305174

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Il ne l'aura pas volé.

>>733305736
Kommt drauf an ob du links wählst

>>733293611
>medkit thread
kys

>>733305174

chez nous ça roule mal mais au moins ça roule #pontdumontblanc

>>733298836
Langstrasse at night.

The love of my life was a girl from Aargau...
Loved visiting the county for many years, even after she got married. Now that I think about it, I never went to the South nor spoke italian there...

A random observation:
Many years later, I realize the Swiss make the most BORING porn on the internet

>>733306132
Là je te rejoins, il y a que des cons pour prendre une voiture en centre ville

>>733306238
>the Swiss make the most BORING porn on the internet

I'm Swiss and I've never seen Swiss porn.

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>>733306133
Oh lueg was i wäge dir gfunde han

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEWLzmeV-Y

>>733301610
Zürifag!

ich bin i dinere mueter du chlini fotze

>>733306304
DAS ISCH ABER NID DIN ERNST?
DE STINKT

>>733306238
Where do you hail from

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>>733304419

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>>733306509
Das isch au de einzig swissporn wo ich in erinnerig bhalte han

Schicket mau chli bübbi

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>>733306407
Jetzt hör doch mal uf!

Heb dini schnörre

Heb de latz

Damnit, Geneva reporting in

>>733306641
Los Angeles.
>in b4 fat stupid 'murican
I am not obese, I have an MBA and speak, read and write 2 1/2 languages (Proper English, Spanish and Touristy German / Schweizerdeutsch)

I actually spoke Spanish over there!

When my German language skills failed me for complex interactions, I would humorously ask people : Sprechen sie Spanisch oder Englisch ?

I was surprised at how many Portuguese workers in CH speak passable Spanish.

Im coming in two weeks for 10 days
where do i get LSD / Weed / Hookers / etc??

>>733299581
Yeah but it's weak weed with 1% thc

>>733307985
what a thing to say

>>733307891
American Tourist perspective:
Weed is easy.
I stay at hapimag in Berne, and weed stores are all over the places, just be discreet and ask. I would go to the hippy part of town, and went to this one place that had really low doorways, and I would always bang my head when exiting.

Albert Hoffman would be disappointed how little LSD is there...

And hookers are legal, they advertise everywhere, if you like Slavic women.

just enjoy what they have.
They mistakenly believe their beer is better than belgium beer, they sometimes drink their wine hot in cold weather, and get used to eating a lot of pork and pasta and cheese and chocolate, and soda made out of milk...

>>733307770
All I know of LA is that it's many towns which grew together over time. And a lot of people move there and think they can become actors. A lot of Asians there as well. Yes the Portuguese are kind of cool.

>>733306365
Hippie-Kultur @ 28:00

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>>733308680
>Albert Hoffman would be disappointed how little LSD is there...

goddammit, i was hoping for an easier time with obtaining hallucinogenics, oh well.

>They mistakenly believe their beer is better than belgium beer,
haven't tried yet but i probably agree,

Many thanks anon,

looking for cute trap in switzerland ;)
lg

>>733297905
Tu vends toujours ton Fass 90?

hj leuts weedroucher da?

>>733306365
>Oh lueg was i wäge dir gfunde han
Que?

gönd mal go penne

>>733297905
Privatir?

>>733309911
Oh look what (I because of you) have found

>>733298236
Geneva area, kik is Zebrrr

scheiss Hueresöhn /b/ isch echt nur für Behinderti

>>733310296
Saugoof

>>733310059
Ahh. I was just there last night and there are a bunch of bars/clubs and plenty of prostitutes standing by.

>>733309631
Berner is Gas

>>733310833
do you sell?:D

>>733310909
ned a Berner

>>733310661
One time I was sitting in a bus that drove down Long Street. I saw a beautiful Slav girl leaning against the wall. There was desperation in her eyes. She was probably deported from a small village to work here. Or she was in love with her pimp. She looked lost.

Uf Youtube findsch ja echt alles huere siech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I5TxY6tE8I

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Hey how is it living in Zürich?
Thinking about studying at the ETH

Sup swiss fuckers.

How does it feel that people like me who come from other countries are the only reason your pussy ass farmer asses are alive?

How does it feel that you would be just a small community of hilli billies without the help of all the other countries in the world?

I live in Zurich btw, come and find me.

>>733310032

yes

>>733311815
It's Protestant

>>733297905
Shooting range & tourists welcome to have fun?

gimme and address

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FR

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>>733312120
What the fuck is your problem you uneducated piece of schiss

>>733312410
Which means?

>>733312120
You live in Zurich?
Believe me, you are being watched.
Especially if you make 'noise' after 10PM in your flat...

so what if they are a bunch of farmers, and watch makers, and barely competent bankers.? ... thats the fucking charm of the place ... all the people from there know that they were poor before WW2, and suddenly lots of 'gold' came in from the germany.

and now tourists and expatriates supplement the 17% allowed foreigners live there, and they will gladly take dollars and euro (and your sheckels, I assume).

so just give them your auschlanders business, and walk around in peace, faggot

>>733312544
Quel cul...

>>733312544
Is that you?

>>733313109
was zur höll versuechsch du zsäge du depp druck dich mal us

??? ohni scheiss kei ahnig was de post söll

>>733313510
En iifersüchtige Schwab

>>733313510

just an american tourist who likes picking fights with assholes who cannot appreciate the local culture when they visit

>>733311815
Expensive but good, nice people generally. Lots to do nearby. Depending on what you're studying, don't fuck up, they will can you without hesitation

>>733311416
Now I know why he uploaded this. The tour is fucking free.

http://www.freewalk.ch/zurich/pass.php?type=langstr&date=2017-5-26&language=en&time=17:00

Basel = Best swiss city.

>>733314303
Du huere gaggl

Before coming to CH, I was really in question how my experience with Americans and Canadians will look like, as I expected everybody to dislike me due to coming from ex-communism country and wearing a T-shirt with Putin's face on it. To my suprise, I have found Americans to be one most considerate people ever, regardless of coming from the opposite regime with ruthless history. No judgemental BS, no tensions on personal level, nothing. And I'm never excluded from their social circle, in fact I get invited to social gatherings, which was a big suprise from hard core Westernes, that me, as average Boris would never expected.

However, things weren't that good with lets say, native inhabitants from Switzerland. In many phone calls that I've made in CH before coming here, things went OK in the early beginning of conversation. But as I have some latent accent which exposes my slavic origin, I usually got this question: "Where are you from?". After I revealed my nationality, cards on the table have quickly changed. The person on the other side of line became arrogant, rude or just plain cocky like I'm some criminal trying to pull a dirty game. Every time I said where I come from, it was like pushing some red button. And I didn't even know why such question was relevant for the matters that I was discussing with officials. It's true that I have been asked this question in my other countries, but it was always because people were actually interested where I do come from and further asked how it's there. For most of time, it was a question from curiosity and not from being judgemental.

But in every day life in CH, it's no better. I'm often getting that bizzare look like I'm alien, I get not so good service, and some people show me zero respect, like I'm some 3rd grade citizen. The overall atmosphere is very scary and I feel excluded from society. America is heaven compared to this.