Dubs decides

Send nudes

I'll bring you ice cream

>>733278705
Can i eat your ass?

>>733278705
Ah no, but maybe I can offer you a job that is also so fun. Listen, I do scat movies as a side job to make a living. Would you like to do some modelling for me? A high-fibre meal is on me for each session...

i hate niggers

>>733278705
Can I take you on a trip somewhere?

gas the kikes

>>733278878
shoot

Mines not going good I butchered my family

have you been blacked

I want to cut off your nipples and squeeze the milky blood out of them.

>>733278878
this

>>733278955
WINRAR

Are you free to get some food or something after work? My treat.

>>733278878
rollerino

>>733278802
Reroll

>>733278705
Whenever you're near, I can feel the tingle of anticipation surging up from my stomach, it makes me queasy, it makes me dizzy, it makes me fly. I can not wait any longer, I must make you mine. I must melt into you, smell you, taste you. Become one. Sweet, luscious, decadent, like silk against my skin. Cool, yet you make me warm and happy. Oh, pudding, how I love you.

>>733278955
Do it faggot

>>733278955
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>733279000
Trips overrides that dubs.

>>733278955
Do it OP

I have aids from bbc

Rolling to override the trips override

>>733279062
no fuck off newfag

OP is a faggot

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>>733278955

Still dubs

>>733279287
I'm sorry

>>733278705
I need to tell you a very important thing,I hope you won't hate me for what I'm going to say, but I trust you and I hope you will forgive me:
The last week I was at the disco when a drunk girl started touching my cock and asked me for sex, I couldn't resist and I accepted. Then an hour ago I received a message from an unknown number, I looked at the photo and she was her, the message said "Im pregnant" and there was also a positive pregnancy test photo.
I hope you could forgive for what I've done, I truly regret it.

Cause I'm on bath salts...I want to get naked and eat people.

>>733279444
>This

>>733279287
I really want to see your feet can you send me a pic?

>>733279287
Sieg Heil

>>733279287
Sorry, that was my pet parrot. He writes that kind of stuff. Weird bird.

>>733279424
Do this one OP

>>733278878
>>733279287
reroll for this

>>733279444

Waiting on reply.

That's what you get for fucking around at work, I hope you get fired

I know it's weird, I'm sorry sometimes I can't help myself. Btw, how does your asshole smell?

>>733279424
Roll

They took you, Nightman
And you don't belong to them
They left me in a world of darkness
Without your sexy hands
And I miss you Nightman, so bad

Emily I have something wierd to tell you..

>>733279699
Winrar

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>>733279444

Dubs decides

Although it seems like were losing her.

>>733279699
Haha we gonna scare her away fast

>>733279699
Winner

>>733279699
Way to waste a dubs faggot

Ugh, Winrar

God, I really want to cum on your corpse.

>>733279699
Winrar

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>>733279287
You say that's weird but we both know you want to sit that phat ass on my face and call me donkey-dick.

>>733279795
Roll

>>733279888
Winrar

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>>733279699

I guess none of you understand that this is much more fun when its actually semi coherent.

>>733279888
Op better deliver, doubt it tho

The only thing that could make the thought of burning you alive more arousing was if you were black

>>733280134
Roll

you've seen sausage party?

>>733279940

If she doesnt reply to the last one I won't bother with another.

>>733279982
nigger

>>733280134
Rolling for this

Op, dod she respond yet?

are you going to finish that croissant

>>733280491
Come on, boi

I can't hold my fat chub in any longer. Suck me dry!

Sorry I was just doing this thing with 4Chan where people tell you what to say etc... xD
You're very pretty though -=^.^=-~~*

>>733280599
winrar

>>733280898
nice try faggot

>>733280898
Roll for this to stop her from leaving

I've collected my cum in water bottles for 2 weeks

I will pay you $1000 to drink one bottle

>>733278705
The white blood courses through my veins telling me to whip a nigger

>>733281094
Roll

>>733278705

Sorry but I'm getting help from bros on 4chan with this conversation. What are you doing tomorrow?

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>>733280898

>>733281094
This

>>733278705
Would you like to have sex? Not to come across as a weirdo or anything, I just want to mate with a female human being. So, yes or no? :) I'll even go slow if you want, and I promise I'll be gentle. And If you prefer me releasing my semen inside you, I would be a happy lad! I'm quite the gentleman, you see! You can always take a look at my fedora collection afterwards!

>>733281094
Roll

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New target, other one never replied.

New rolls. Still dubs.

>>733281199
Ugh we have a winr

>>733281279
>Would you like to have sex? Not to come across as a weirdo or anything, I just want to mate with a female human being. So, yes or no? :) I'll even go slow if you want, and I promise I'll be gentle. And If you prefer me releasing my semen inside you, I would be a happy lad! I'm quite the gentleman, you see! You can always take a look at my fedora collection afterwards!

Can I shit in your mouth and put your shit in my ass?

>>733281306
do this pls

>>733281306
kek
roll

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>>733281279

>>733281306
roll

>>733281306
roll

>>733281306
kek
>rollerino

>>733281393
gaddamit we have a winna>>733281199

>>733281444
winrar!

>>733281306
rollllllll kek

After work come fuck. Il make you squirt and you can keep your nipples.

Would you be willing to fuck my sister while I watched?

>>733281279
The only thing that could make the thought of burning you alive more arousing was if you were black

>>733281279
Magic is my middle name, let's meet in an hour and I will show you my wand

>>733281393
Holy shit you are the most pretentious cunt I've ever heard. I'll take that number

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>>733281488
>>733281500
this is now get thread

>>733281444
win

>>733279444
Kek

>>733281562
Check em

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>>733281306

She won't reply. You people suck.

>>733281743
keeeek

>>733281743
She's soooo gonna be down /b/rah

>>733281743
holy kek

Are you into midget porn?
Then I have the perfect dick for you!

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we got op laid once

>>733281743
/b/ro relax. there's no way you don't get laid with that line

>>733281897
Roll on this, find new girl

>>733282015

Not really trying to get laid. I'm bored and want entertainment.

I'd still fuck you even if you aren't female, traps aren't gay ;)

HEY /B/RAH LET ME TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING. IF YOU AINT GETTING NO MEATY MUSCLES ON YOUR TINY ARMS THEN WE GOT A PROBLEM /B/RAHS. WE NEED TO GET ALL YOU /B/ROHANAS OUT TO THE QUAD, AND GET TO GETTING SOME NICE MEATY ARM MUSCLE MAN. CUMON /B/ROMALLO, I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW WE BOTH WANT THOSE BIG MEATY ARM MUSCLE GAINS /B/RAHAMA. LETS FUCKIN GET TO THE QUAD!!

>>733282115
are u a faggot op?

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>>733282234

Only on Thursdays.

Dubs decides on new girl.

>>733282380

same. luckily i'm into scat. any poo pics?

Therune platebodyis a platebody made from runite bars. It is the best platebody that players are able to smith, granting 375 experience. Making a rune platebody requires 99Smithing, 5runite bars, and ahammer. To wear a rune platebody, players must have completed theDragon slayerquest and have 40Defence.

>>733282380
its okay. would be much better if i was poking ur virginia with my 3 inch penus

I heard you like beef patties?

>>733282599
winrar

>>733282599
Winrar

My day is just fine, so far I have eaten 3 doritos bags and drank 12 cans of mtn dew. Also my polo shirt broke so its quite windy now. Also bought a new hat with my favorite game logo, Zelda. Do you wanna come and see my Magic The Gathering collection?

>>733282380
Lets fuck My down-syndrome brother

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>>733282599

Dubs

>>733282599
kek win

Bitch where your eyebrows at?!

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>733282879
you'd laugh more if you saw it in person

>>733282879
You're in

wanna taste my arm pit sweat?

>>733282950
reroll and praise kek

Glad to hear it, mate.

>>733282961
roll

Look I gotta ask, do you have a penis? It's okay if you do, I just don't wanna be surprised, if you want to rub your dick on mine that's fine.

Pissss innnn My ASsssss!!!

>>733282961
this

>>733283099
Winrar

>>733278705
pistol holdin, i'm rollin

>>733283099
Winrar?

>>733283099

This is stupid as fuck and not even funny.

>>733282961
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>733283099
Dont you want OP to get laid?

>>733283248
Dubs don't lie. It's the perfect follow up.

>>733283099
Don't post ths OP it's retardeded

>>733282961
roll. fuck that other retarded get

>>733282879
úgy megbasználak taknyod-nyálad összefolyna

>>733282961
roll

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>>733283435

You are all retarded. This isn't even funny.

>>733282961
Reroll

Fuck me or I'll kill a Jewish child

hello? piss please

>>733282950
reroll

>>733282950
this

>>733283819
That's mega dumb

>>733283819
Hitler did nothing wrong

its the jews

>>733283616
Than why did u post? I guess you're retarded

I'm sorry, that was My little retarded brother. How about we ditch this chit-chat and get over to business, baby.

>>733282950
Dubs for anything but this

You look like my mom

>>733284099
winrar

>>733284099
Delicious ass jews

>>733284099
deliver OP

Your lips are red wine and I want to get drunk