You wake up as Donald Trump. What do?

send in a tactical assault squad to north korea and sort that fat chink out

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>>733273306
Live TV apology that ends in suicide

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>>733273306
Fap

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>>733273306

smash the living shit out of Ivanka for 48 hours straight

fuck melania

>>733273675
>boner on left knee

REALISTIC

Attempt to be a sane president

>>733273497
And start WWIII? Nice

Fuck Ivanka

Get all the files on ayy lmaos

>>733273306
Declare war on Israel and have better relationship with Russia

Also fuck Ivanka

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> start bowing to people who attack us

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Take a morning piss on melania

>>733273306
Start a diet.

>>733273519
For making America great again? Summer already?

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>>733273836

left leg is hanging down off of bed.

wincest pedo boner so big it crosses left leg and continues down bed as shown

>>733274192
VIPissy is awesome. I have this one episode where the dude sticks his dick in and actually keeps pissing into her cunt.

There's another one where a chick puts a speculum into her cunt, pours a raw egg in there, takes the speculum out and starts fucking herself with the raw egg still inside.

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>>733273873

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>>733273836
>>boner on left knee

>>733274346
>le summer maymay xD

He's a fucking retard who was given way too much power than he can handle. It wouldn't repair the damage that he's done already, but it would prevent things getting worse.

>>733273519
An apology might generate sympathy tho. Wouldn't want that.

I'd say "fuck niggers, fuck Jews, fuck muzzies, and fuck the USA. Oh, BTW, I fucked my daughter with my tiny dick."

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>>733274538
>>>boner

>>733274538
Is that moot ?

masturbate

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>>733274661

the point is moot

>that is absolutely 100% moot

>>733274573
> damage he's done

name one thing that doesn't involve Russia or some bs reason like muh allies

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You wake up black what do?

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>>733274573

>>733274765
Kys is the only right answer.

>>733274744
>what is huge international politics fuck up
>what is health care fuck up
>what is tax reform that benefits the 1%
>what is firing the chief of the fbi for investigating you

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>>733274661
>>733274606
>>733274538

>>733274661
Who is moot?

>>733274735
The officer who shot that guy moved to the US and quietly owned a little store for decades. Wierd.

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>>733274778

keep giving him rope. he's half hung himself already

>>733274778
I don't give a fuck if you retards fuck up your country by isolating yourselves. I'm European so it doesn't affect me that much.
We can get other trade partners.
It's you who should be worried.

>>733274765
Fuck Melania

>>733273306
I will nuke everything while I hide in an anti-atomic bunker with some chicks and good necessary for survival, then I will be the last man on Earth and I will repopulate it breeding with the chicks, this way one day every human on the planet will worship me as a god and as the creator of the Universe.

>>733274995
The little girl

look in the mirror. say "wow, im donald trump."

>>733274538

>touching the moot dick with your hand

>>733275069
So Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

>>733273306
Shoot all faggots and trannies...set all sjw's on fire...
Simple stuff they already believe is coming they're way...
>Profit???

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>>733275043
Good luck to ya

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>>733274928
Chief of fbi got fired for sucking at his job. First one about international shit made no sense. Tax reform affects the people that pay the most taxes. Geez, he's for rich people.

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>>733274995

moot was a mod at reddit for about 3 months and made a new for himself by banning racist, sexist, ageist and homophobic posts. eventually he was stabbed to death by a transgender girl who was triggered.

>pic related: it's moot

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>>733274538
>>733274661
>>733275130
>>touching the moot dick with your hand

the moot dick

touched

>>733273306
Kill myself

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>>733275412
>moot wanks.jpg

Pee all over the white house then threesome with Ivanka and kellyanne

>>733273306
Nuke mecca

>>733275069
Nice plan severe autist

>>733275314
>for sucking at his job
According to Donald Trump, it was mainly because of the investigation.

But I guess you could not believe him kek

>>733275546
>Pre election
That Comey fuck tried to screw with Hillary and throw the election, fire him
>Post election
How dare Trump fire Comey

>>733275546
>according to Donald trump

a source not involving some fake memo that doesn't exist please

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>>733275274
Thanks

>>733275284
>ignore
>his mistakes are actually awesome if they succeed
>giving more power to the rich is good
>muh fake news

I'd expect nothing more from a trumptard. You deserve what's coming for you.

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>wake up as Donald Trump
>immediately contact the most liberal media sites I can (Huffpo, Salon, Fine Young Turks, etc.) for interviews
>have them patted down and sent through metal detectors for any kind of recording device, cell phone, whatever
>once they're clean I give them a pen, a notepad and let the interview begin
>start it off normally then slowly work my way into more racist and sexist topics
>"Black lives matter, do they really? I mean, they obviously don't think so."
>"Gays and trannies, totally fine in my book. They can't reproduce anyway they're a dying breed!"
>by the end of the interview, go full out super villain
>"CURSES THAT BATMAN! HE WILL SOON SEE THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS BY DEFYING ME!"
>mix it up a bit with each interview so their stories don't overlap
>conclude the interview with a very calm thank you and goodbye
>they immediately hit their keyboards with horrible stories about me turning into a super villain
>even the most castrated cuck reads their interviews and roll their eyes over the blatantly horse shit articles
>fake news accusations everywhere
>each site starts losing followers and readers like Hell
>mfw they file for chapter 11 bankruptcy

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>>733275413
>>733274879
>Kys is the only right answer.

after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>>733275766
He said in an interview something about "and the whole Russia thing".

But if you actually believe that wasn't the reason, then you're an absolute fucking moron and there's no point in bickering with you. Have a nice day.

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>>733273306
Download Milhouse memes because Milhouse is not a meme

>chek em

>>733273306
Declare war on North Korea with left, then follow through and declare nothing and just Iran with the righ hook, declare martial law in USA, lock up protestors, then gays, then dissenters, then intelkectuals, then enforce strict dress code so women won't be whores. Then change back the laws to biblical laws.

Also invade Mexico, kill all Mexicans, join it as part of texas, and then take over Canada.

>>733273306
change my/his ways of evil and conservativism for the betterment of humanity and the world

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>>733275879
>thinking this would actually work

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>>733276193

this

because I want it? no

because it's right? no

because I'm Donald Fucking Trump, that's why

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The first thing I would do is touch my wife on the back of her neck while gathering her hair into my palm. All wives understand this.

While getting a solid throating from my monogamous love, I'd think about how I could distance myself from the media further, but without caring about the media. Damn those globalist bastards. But then I remember;

I'm better than that. Criticism is an amendment to allow the plebs to feel.

K, so on to business. Wall; fuckin' trebuchets. Immigants; fucking hell there are a LOT of immigrants. There's a fuckton of people in this country for that matter. What the hell do you do with all these people? I really, really, hate the media. ... OH YEAH BABY I'M GONNA CUM!!!

I'm the President. I'm the fucking PRESIDENT! I don't need to swear or care about the naysayers.

Servant! Bring me a coffee and contractor proposals for the Wall. Also, click 'hired' for all recent ICE agent applications.

MAGA you faggot mother masturbators!

>>733273306
Nuke leafs

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>>733275497
>boxxy wanks.jpg

>>733276193
Yea yeah pence, we know, just be patient, your time will come,

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>>733273306
this

>>733274879
>suddenly hot wife
>suddenly hot daughter
>both ready to fug
>suddenly rich
>suddenly leader of free world
Are you retarded?

>>733276193
You should run for office anon.

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>>733276526
>this

after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>>733276669
>after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

After smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>>733273306
Fuck a few more 13yos of course.
In Russia, if need be. Whatever. Nobody cares about that.

>>733276669
>>733276824
>after
>smashing
>Ivanka
>for
>48
>hours

>>733273306
Launch a war against china.
Let's see what kinda shit they make.

>>733276955
This.

after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>>733273306
Start blowing as much money as I can on Coke and bbw hookers.

>>733277000
Severe autist I'd like to check your trips

>>733277148
This.

after just smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>>733273306

>bang wife
>make "dubz and i cum on my wife's face" thread
>cum on wife's face
>post
?????

Profit

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>>733276955
>>>733276669 (You)
>>>733276824
>>after
>>smashing
>>Ivanka
>>for
>>48
>>hours
>>733276955

straight

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>>733276955

noice dubs

>>733277413
This.

Just after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

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>>733277286
>bbw hookers

That's nasty

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Anyway I'd buy/revoke a quarter of all the industries/secondary sector countrywide, nationalizing them and giving jobs and shelters to the homeless and needy.
I'd pull out of Syria and lower the large military budget.
I'd focus on relations with China until they do something about the fat kid.
I'd try to make the UN matter.
I'd spend the surplus on science and clean energy.
I'd make false accusations punishable by life in jail
I'd make the jails much more ruthless, they'd take your blood and put you to back breaking work.
I'd only let in female refugees in
I'd change terms to be 10 years instead of 4, with yearly refferendums for changing presidents.
Also work on restructuring the shit burgerlander govment structer.

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>>733277656
>>bbw hookers and coke

just like Kanye.

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>>733276824
>>after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight
>After smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

after smashing Ivanks for 48 hours straight, I'd smash Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>>733278025
Fucking THIS.

Just after smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

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>>733275766
>some fake memo

kek. just listen to his words.

All you have to do is follow the dumbass tweets.

>he has literally confessed in public to impeachable offenses

>>733278274
>jealous beta cuck

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>>733278144

dubs of truth speak

another 48 hours straight of smashing Ivanka

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Missiles... Missiles everywhere.

>>733278416
>another 48 hours straight of smashing Ivanka

This, after I'm done smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>>733277286
After smashing Ivanka for 48 hours straight

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>>733278416
>boner in asscrack.jpg

incorrect file name

pic related: correct file name

>>733278274
Trump is creating jobs and growth in the economy, and basically you are stupid

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This

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>>733278395
>mfw ad hominem is the general trumptard's only defense

>>733278950

you delusional partisan faggot

>>733273306
>Fuck Ivanka
>Fuck Melania
>Fuck Melania and Ivanka
>Fire Pence as VP
>Hire The Rock
>Resign as President
>Shave head
>Liquidate hotel assets
>Move to country without US extradition
>Boost country's infrastructure with major industrial investment
>Just enough to make things cozy for me and my bitches
>Live comfortably for the rest of my life fucking Ivanka and Melania
>Occasionally return to the US, unannounced, to drop in on pro wrestling events
>With Ivanka and Melania on my arms
>Because fuck US customs
>Assuming I retired to northern Africa refer to myself as the Platinum Sheik

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>>733278950
>they actually believe this

>>733279013
>>733279023
He is improving the national interest and world trades corporations

>that feel

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>>733279303
>extreme import taxes are an improvement to world trade relations

>>733275879
You greatly overestimate the intelligence of liberal media consumers.

>>733279488
Sure, the homogeneity in is campaign looked bad, but I think the administration and us, the American citizens are better off this way

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>>733278950
>Trump is creating jobs

implying

hurr durr faggot. hurr durr

Mfw lefty cucks cannot debate me because they bring there suitcase and backpack full of emotions

>>733279959
Your a bit transparent dude. Trump unlike others is progressively bringing us into the 21st century, the man is a genius! :)

>>733273306
live stream me cutting off my dick and mutilating my face.

>>733279959
>tries to make point
>chart from 2014....
>mfwanonisasbigafagotasOP.jpg

>>733279959
LOL do you even know what the bill of rights is?

>>733280210

delusional faggot

>>733280441
Typical leftie throws insults in a toddler tantrum like manner

Mfw le Don PERSONALLY gave me a job, now earn 200k

>mfw
>:)
>lolz XD

>>733279707
Exactly, and that's what peoples brains just cannot grasp.

>>733273306


nuke mecca

>>733274744
"Name one cause for this housefire that doesn't involve the house or fire."

Sign everything

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>>733278950
>Trump is creating jobs and growth in the economy,

Barack Obama nearly triples the DOW. Adds over 10 million jobs. Inflation under 4%. "Horrible Obama economy"

Trump manages not to fuck up Obama's job growth curve for 5 months "My hero!"

Hurr fucking durr, delusional faggot. Hurr fucking durr.

>>733280441
not an argument

>>733273306
Nuke isis ?

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>>733281216

would smash the shit out of Ivanka for 48 hours straight

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>>733281222

nice trips delusional faggot

just goes to show, even a delusional faggot gets lucky once every ~100 times

>>733273306
I'd try to fuck things up as much as possible before being impeached, which seems like exactly what he's doing. But I'd do it with my own touch though.

>pass bill making niggers and spics illegal, doesn't matter if it gets cancelled
>order tomahawk strikes on various Russian and Ukrainian rebel positions, proving once and for all that Russia a paper tiger and Putin is a spineless fag
>tomahawk Israel too while we're at it
>assassinate Merkel and sink as many refugee ships as possible
>read as much confidential information as I can get my hands on
>fire the entire FBI

Once I'm thrown out of there after everyone's sick of my shit, spend what's left of my life eating top quality escort ass.

>>733281216
LOL do you even know what reverse gearing is? Obama purpadrank gay nigger was sending us into a recession ffs

>>733273306

Nuke the moon

>>733281222
They throw insults because they don't understand politics, Trump is doing his best to fix Obamas fuck ups.

>>733281578

The entire time Obama tripled the DOW and created over 10 million jobs you faggots said we had a "horrible economy" and "could be doing so much better". Trump manages to not fuck it up and he's a god.

Could you be any more stupid or partisan?

which is it? Are you stupid? Or are you partisan?

>both

>>733273306
Smash hard Ivanka and Melania

>>733273306
Fuck Ivanka and make her fiance watch.

>>733281848
>Smash hard Ivanka

especially her throat

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>>733273306
Kill kim jong un, make peace with iran, end homelessness, strike a deal between israel and palestine at any cost, defund the military and war on drugs take all that money and put it towards education against war and hard drugs. Unite the world and get us on track to space exploration and consciousness expansion. Also I would fuck a few goddesses and smoke dmt for a few weeks.

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>>733282052
>pic related: iv

>>733281764
>Obamas fuck ups

dow triples. over 10 million jobs created. virtually no inflation

remind me of the "Obama fuck ups" again delusional faggot

>>733282179
They're delusional if they think Obama was a fuck up but ain't ranting over Bush.

>leave white richer than i went in
>laugh at the idiots that elected me
>laugh at the idiots that threw hissy fits in protest as if it would change anything
>have extra income and free personal security for the rest of my life
>feels good man

>>733282386
>for the rest of my life
Both years...

>>733281835
>>733282179
>ignores jobs and growth
>ignores inflation
>ignores education
>ignores tax cuts
>calls me a faggot

This b8?
You gays are either trolling or real stupid lol

Can I smash Ivanka for 48 hours straight?

>>733282656
Prolly not since he's so anti drug's and there is no way his dick still gets hard.

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I been lurking for some time now can be consider an oldfag from 2016 most will say "nice b8 faggot."

Question is it takes one to know one...

>>733274080
Underrated. This anon has his priorities straight.

HIGHER power involved....let it go

>>733273306
turn 360 degrees, try as best as I can to fix the damage he has already done. Also, Donald Trump Drag Queen Fashion week to support Gay and Trans rights, where not only are all models Trans or Drag Queens, but where I prominently feature as one of the models to show solidarity. Afterwards I'd propose a budget to support the EPA, create a Department for the protection of the LGBT community, publicly apologize for the Misogyny I had shown against women, and remove the wall from the budget, as it will only increase the number of Illegal Immigrants. I'd fire Jeff Sessions, and pick a New leader for the DoJ, and await my imprisonment for colluding with Russia during the election.

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Call a bunch of niggers over to fuck Melania, so she could get officially blacked.

>>733274346
>summer already
what happened to wanting the younger generation, trumpcocksucker?

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>>733273306
I would continue to carry out his legacy, if people hate you, your doing things right.

>>733282868
>my pic related shows guy sipping coffee
>this means I'm cool and smart

Kekekekek

>>733273306
Fuck Ivanka vaginally.
Eat a bucket of kfc with all the fixins.
Nuke Mecca, Iraq, Iran. all the other raghead nations.
Fuck Ivanka Orally.
Eat 5 baconators.
Send all niggers back to africa with a mule for "muh reparations"
Send all spics over the great southern wall.
Take Canada for its oil, wood, and water. Do not create a larger state, but instead declare Canada a Satrap of the US.
With no niggers and spics left, unemployment becomes non-existent. USA's IQ raises by 15 points. Aids, Herpes other STDs become things of the past. Less burden on social programs. Less crime.
Fuck Ivanka Anally.
Eat 9 big macs, because America.
Ban the NFL, NBA, and all other gay-ass ball-sports in favor of combat-sport master-race.
Practice incentivized eugenics. Exterminate all tards except for the Downies because they make me giggle.
Fuck ivanka anally again.
Eat 5 Trump Steaks.
Fuck Ivanka anally again.
Eat a bunch of NY Pizza.
Fuck Ivanka anally again. Take cock from ivanka's asshole and put it in melania's mouth.
Buy hillary clinton. Send her to africa to be raped.
Stay golden.

>>733282802
Then I would kill myself

>>733274127
That really is an awkward cuck bow, if I ever saw one.

>>733279959
most of his buttboys are unemployed and like crabs in a bucket they'd love to see others fail too

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>>733283502
Shitty b8 m8, I rate Shit/8.

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>>733283502
forgot pic.
My goddess of a daughter.

>>733282501

delusional faggot has literally not given one fact or one statisitic. thinks "everyone knows Obama's economy was horrible" is a statistic. Thinks "we added jobs means trump is a hero" is a statistic.

It's not your fault delusional faggot. You've been told for 8 years that Obama has a horrible economy, horrible unemployment, horrible grwoth. FAUX news has told you that for 8 years. Republican politicians have told you that for 8 years. Retarded radio show hosts have told you that for 8 years.

Yet the facts are the exact opposite. Over 10 million jobs created by Obama. No inflation. Stock market tripled.

"horrible Obama economy"

But it's not your fault. You have no critical thinking skills. You believe the lies that FAUX and Mitch McConnell and Rush LImbaugh keep repeating.

Give me a statistic about this wonderful Trump economy. Sorry, "FAUX News says so" isn't a statistic.

>By the way delusional faggot, there haven't been any tax cuts yet. None. LIterally none. You are attributing the economy being on the same path it already was to tax cuts that don't exist.

Delusional faggot.

>>733283684
not bait, bro. If I was trump, this is what I would do. THATS THE THREAD.

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>>733283687

smash the best body and face that money can buy

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>>733283800

>>733273306
Invade Israel.

>>733275879
>white house staff member secretly records the whole thing
>mfw you guarantee a 2020 liberal landslide

>>733273306
>Transfer all money I can to multiple friend's accounts.
>Call Paul Ryan, and Mike Pence into office meeting.
>Pull ak47 from bottom of desk.
> Scream "For the motherland" at the top of what lungs I have left
>Pull trigger watch as both Mike pence and Paul Ryan fall to the floor
> Sit down, and pull vacuume sealed cuban stogie out of desk
>As I light the stogie from the heat of the Barrol and as secret service rush in
I wisper
>"There can only be one"

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>>733273306
think to myself "how can i troll libtards today..."

>>733276193
What about banning 4chan though

>>733273906
>implying anyone cares enough about North Korea to help them

>>733283748
>lies
>writes a poem the size of a novel
>gets facts incorrect
>triggered by jobs and growth

Trump is our best President to date, m8.

>>733273306
Tweet about it. Don't forget to mention inauguration crowd size.

>>733284784
China backs north korea. Russia backs China. gg mate

Do what's right for the ameriAmerican people.

Cancel CNN news conferences without reaso just to watch the shitstorm for fun

Call Paul Ryan and Ted Cruz into a meeting tell them both to get their shit together

>>733282868
>question is it takes one to know one
>question

Fuck you faggo, gtfo with this amateur bait

>Enrich myself and my rich friends
>Help out my pal Putin by getting rid of those pesky sanctions
>Fuck over those brain dead Guinea pigs who voted for me just for the hell of
>Smash Ivanka for 48 hours straight

>>733284997
>implying Russia, some of the most racist people ever would ever help China especially against a white ran nation.

>>733284997
>China backs north korea
not anymore
>Russia backs China
see above

I'd start with...you got no money...gay or lesbian...and you want America to accept you...really....I'd suggest...go to IRAQ...maybe they will..your looking for Evy.America to pay.......no!...you want that life...go...I'm sure go can go freely...to the other parts of the world...FREE PASS!....get the Fuck out!

>>733286011
shut up AYY LMAO

I'm sure Iran wants your number...mouth....or ISIS...maybe you'll make the news...HEADLESS!...idiot!

>>733286011
>Your
Stopped reading when I saw you were retarded

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>Summon Jared Kushner to the Oval Office and
ask to smell his fingers like Trump does every morning

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>>733273306
Start up nazi nation.

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>>733276669

My god you lot are all fucking retarded.

>>733273306
Rape my oldest daughter, obviously.

>>733273306
Resign and stop being the world's biggest meme person.

>>733288266
T H I S E X A C T P O S T

>>733287476

>dimes

kek

>>733282179

obama mortgaged our future with quantitative easing.

Why of course. Grab 'em by the pussy!