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What could go wrong...

>>733273061
Fatty liver

>>733273648
so much work for a single, useless cat.
i would rather keep the pipe alive.

>>733273801
explain?

>>733274599
If that camera wasn't there, he would have fucked the shit out of her

>>733273427
i think that dog has autism

>>733273307
Jesus christ

>>733273061
was that fucking butter?

>>733273968
Lmfao

>>733273689
oh dear.

>>733275109
nigger cop

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>>733274578
its reversed spunkcrumpet

>>733272923
It couldn't wait, it had to watch Naruto

>>733273061
i can look at gore threads without any problems but that made me want to puke

>>733274505
10/10

>>733273161
story?

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>>733273648

>>733275736
> not naming this meercats.webm

>>733274505
GJ

>>733274257
????????????????????

>>733275466
ohd ear

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>>733272923

>>733273061
Trick to drink without pass out

>>733274578
its played backwards dipshit

>>733273161
when you ask god to light your blunt

>>733273161
Looks like they tried to go Back to the Future

>>733277512
Because all that butter will make you throw the booze back up..?

>>733276269
lol are you fucking retarded?

>>733273161
>had enough time to turn the hazards on

>>733275637
Its fine the guy got a 150k for shitty move the cop did.

>>733275736
Fucking air soft kids.

>>733277554
Rate the dune reference

>>733273307
A little chewy

>>733277997
FIGHT ME MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

BE AT THE HARDEES IN 20 FUCKING MINUTES!

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>>733278390
Was that... Painwheel?...

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>>733278787

>>733278796
looks like it

>>733278439
To this day I'm still waiting for that dude's low angle shot to surface somewhere

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>>733278899

>>733273852
Getting attacked and then not keeping an eye on the attacker... This is a learning process.

>>733273061

i'd marry her

>>733274333
what is the third thing she takes?

>>733279373
I think its a dab

>>733276269

nerve gas cannister went off created a spark, you can see the gas coming out of the car in smoke form, made the driver lose control and speed up.

>>733273852
People are too nice to animals. I would have taken my stick and gabbed it through that fucks eye socket if it rammed me like that.

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>>733279520

>>733273061
How does someone discover they can do this

>>733273894
Justified and deserved. Fucking nigger trash.

>>733278376
prove?

>>733273307

nature is fucking cruel.

this is why humans are so fucked up. Don't forget where we come from. It's actually amazing we're as civilized as we are considering.

>>733278787
That's a funny thing to say. I'm gonna say that next time someone on /b/ pisses me off.

>>733279026
Fatherhood at its finest

>>733279661
>>733279765
the edgelords have arrived

>>733277314
>Trump supporter leaves voting booth.webm

>>733275022


It's called Ataxia, it's super sad.

>>733273207
hahahahha got cAUGHT

>>733279876
Actually I was both of those. Only I, the true Edgelord, have arrived on scene.

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You now want to fuck the cake

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>>733279784

ÿÿ
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>>733277314

MAGA, damn liberals with their gay agenda mexican sized door frame sizes. Trump will fix it!

>>733280232
>ÿniggerdicksÿ
>ÿ

>>733280094
i want to fuck the cake

>>733273852
Why wouldn't you at least try and defend yourself? She acts like yelling at the cameraman should turn results.

>>733279784
>humans
>civilized

have you ever seen what happens in factory farms? Or what mexican/african drug cartels do to people?

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>>733279784
>>733280221

>>733279784
No shit. That's why I can't stand these fags on the rekt threads who are like "I don't care when a person gets killed, but don't hurt the poor innocent animals!"

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>>733280330

>>733273161

Everyone wearing black.. What a boring sandnigger country

a
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>>733278439

in japan like 20% of males aren't even trying to get laid anymore, they just JO and have sex dolls and don't care about actual women, they just want JO material.

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>>733273307
my fetish

>>733279776
http://controversialtimes.com/news/man-awarded-180k-after-police-captain-hits-his-motorcycle-kicks-him-and-draws-gun-video/

I actually live out where that happened. Just look up oregon motorcyclist hit by cop, you'll learn about it. He was speeding and not paying enough attention to the road to notice the cop with its lights on tailing him, but running him over was excessive and actually injured him.

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>>733280625
Truly a superior culture

>>733280625
I know a ton of American Asians that are pretty much the same. They gravitate towards each other in these "mini Asian" groups and super virgin it playing games pretty much all day.

>>733279578
topkek lost

>>733280016
Is the goal to make the most digusting looking thing with good ingredient?
I mean i love rice and omelette, but this makes me uneasy

>>733277554
he who controls the sweets controls the universe

>>733280790
Asian countries I feel have a goal they seek to achieve. They want to eat the most disgusting foods and somehow convince the rest of the world they don't truly hate the taste.

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>>733279751

sorry i'm 36 and I don't understand what "dab" is.

When I was in highschool "dab" was licking your finger for a dab of molly, or coke from your friends bag.

When I was in college dab was hot knifing hash oil

After college dab was touching your footdown while mountain biking to get some lift while still riding.

Now I'm just lost, it's something to do with crying into your arms? Looks like some nigger shit.

>>733277599
acceptable dubs

>>733281000
Oh i'm sure the taste must be really good, the consistency on the other hand...

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>>733281054
It's the dankest new meem, all the cool kids are doing it

>>733281170
The heat from the rice finishes of the omelette

>>733273648
All they had to do was smear vaseline all over the head.

>>733281054
Dab is when you smoke concentrated thc with hot knives, or a bong. Anyone who thinks different is a god damned moron.

>>733280456

>Factory farms
Yes, they produce food. I know where you are going with this, and it doesnt matter. Food is food. My food doesnt taste any better whether it was massaged every day and given silk pajamas to sleep in, or if its beaten to death with a spoon while having its intestines removed by a 5 year old with ADD... Its food, it tastes the same, and I couldnt give a shit less how it got on my plate. Some serious first world problems you seem to be having

>Mexican/African drug cartels.
Some species are less evolved than others. That said the Italian mafia are pretty dam civilized, yet you still dont want to piss them off. Civilized doesnt mean "always peaceful" civilized means building, art, culture... so I guess you are right. Africans arent very civilized, but you are still better off surrounded by a drugged up African warlords minions than you are surrounded by lions

>>733281264
Ooooh
That's smart

>>733281170
People who eat "high class food" are obsessed with eating everything as undercooked as possible. I can't for the life of me understand it.

>>733280465

man i really wish it showed them all cuddling up at the end.

Also this isn't nature, dogs and cats are highly domesticated by humans.

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>>733280864

>>733273852
Holy shit that last hit

>>733281054
25 here and pretty much same. I grew up thinking a "dab" was bad and drug related. Now it's some gay ass dance move or something. A dab to me will always be drug related.

>>733281350
>My food doesnt taste any better whether it was massaged every day and given silk pajamas to sleep in

spoken like a poorfag that's never actually tasted kobe beef.

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>>733281394

>>733280501
The main difference is animals dont fine fun and joy in killing for sport. Humans do. Its the difference between a hunter getting food, and a psychotic basement dweller cutting dogs apart because his mommy didnt love him enough and his daddy didnt beat him hard enough.

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>>733281392
>tfw I enjoy well done steak
>tfw most people say it's literally ruined
>tfw most people say it's worst steak

>>733279757
It's practice, not discovery.

>>733280625
>>733280754

And now you know why Japans birth rate is in the gutter and their future economic prospects are about as bright as a dollar store nightlight

>>733280465
Brutal ...

>>733279757
Someone probably told her once she was good at sucking dick.

>>733281498
That's BS actually, foxes and other animals kill for fun. Rape too. Not all of em, but some will kill despite having enough food.

>>733274333
Old useless cunt

>>733279910
More like
>Feministbeingfierce.webm

>>733281392
This is completly normal for meat, a good steak must be red inside (not sure how you say in english, i think rare), but for stuff like omelette or fish yes it's weird. Except if this is on purpose for the fish like on sushi.
But even if "tartare" (raw steak, cut and mixed with other aromatic herbs and stuff) is very popular in France, i can't really like that even though i love rare meat

>>733281498
>Humans do
Speak for yourself. I won't kill anything I don't intend to eat.

>>733281350

Actually stress hormones like cortisol and adrenaline do have a negative effect on the meat.

Any hunter will agree, an instant death one shot killed deer always tastes better than one that suffered bled and bled out.

So you're wrong both in theory and in practice.

Factory raised meat has an accumulation of those hormones ruining the meat over the animal's lifetime. Not to mention they feed the animals corn which makes their meat taste even worse.

try some pasture raised grass fed steer meat from a small scale farm sometime. Longhorn, or even Bison. It will blow your fucking mind. More healthy too.

>>733281498

What a load of crap. Even the calmest, most tame of housecats will bat around and eventually kill any living thing smaller than itself.

>>733280312
Liberals are the ones encouraging these fat fucks dumb ass

>>733281304

yeah except that's a much newer phrase than dabbing power drugs, so to us oldschool drug bag losers, you like like the moron.

>>733281458
Ahhh, you can get Kobe and Wagyu at even low end restaurants these days. Same shit with US beef being "grass fed"... its all a gimmick to get you to spend 2x the money on the same shit. Though I will say in steak form Wagyu is a bit tastier, not because its treated so well, but because of the marbling. In a burger, sausage, or anything that isnt a pure cut, you would be hard pressed to tell the difference between fresh Kobe (which a lot of Americans actually dont prefer due to its iron/organ flavor profiles) and some UN ration potted mystery beef

>>733279910
>>733280312

>Still crying

kek

>>733281705
This. Look up dolphin rape caves, and chimpanzee warfare

>>733281770
>a good steak must be red inside
>(You)

>>733279026
father of the year!

>>733278376
No, retard, that biker ran from that cop like 5 miles back. Look up the full video.

>>733281192

wow that is some dance dance revolution form of faggotry

>>733277314
>>733279910
>>733280312
Nice try but the bitch is on welfare and an avid democRat.

>>733281818
Eh, YOU think that. It's disgusting, but people in Asia will torture animals like dogs because they think it makes the meat taste better. Shit like burning them alive. So sadly, it's a preference. Thank god ours is less hideous and cruel.

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>>733281931

then how come red states are statistically ALWAYS fatter than blue states?

I think your brain script is flipped bub. Too much fox news maybe?

why ive seen it all 100 times ? new webms are not being created ?

>>733280864
why asian girls are so cringy?

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>>733281054
Buddy, i'm 22 and I don't even know what it is nor do I care. Looks retarded

>>733280864
This is adorable.

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>>733282098
correlation = causation

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>>733282124
That's a weird way to spell cute

>>733281928
Full video. Have to see the results.

>>733281542
>Paying 30 dollars for a leather shoe to eat

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>>733281993

oh you poor thing, you're confused.

Red states receive far more welfare than blue states.

Less fox news bro, seriously, it's hurting your grip on reality.

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>>733281928
Weapon to surpass metal gear

>>733282124
You're right Billy Bob Joe.

>>733282325
30$ for a steak??? Where are you eating?

>>733275022
is a cat

>>733282281

glad she didn't pull a dick in the end

>>733282226

Never stated anything about causation Just stating a fact. Red states are fat fucks. It's there in the numbers plain and simple.

>>733281942
You're being lied to. Stop paying for fake Kobe.

http://www.businessinsider.com/8-restaurants-that-serve-real-kobe-beef-2016-7/#1-212-steakhouse-restaurant--new-york-city-new-york-1

>>733281404
this

>>733282499

>Assuming I wasn't in japan when I had it.

Everyone knows you don't buy kobe beef in america shit head. You're not giving me new information here. Fucking cringe lord to the max.

>>733275109
Are you fucking sorry?!?

>>733278439
Isn't that a dude?